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Captain Canuck🍁

@greasyswede.bsky.social

🇨🇦 Steelworker (36 years)retired.New grandfather. Proud Canadian, sarcastic, constantly pissed off at idiots. Have more power tools than a single person should ever own. The Honey-do list never gets smaller. TRUMP SUCKS. NEVER 51ST STATE.

created February 15, 2025

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2/9/2025, 3:05:25 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:43:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#IsHeDeadYet?

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#IsHeDeadYet?

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1/9/2025, 11:36:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:11:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chipmunks got most of mine.

1/9/2025, 7:00:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, I'm still NOT going to buy any any American products. I have become hooked on local products, better taste, and higher quality.

1/9/2025, 6:57:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clots in Pairs 🙏

1/9/2025, 6:31:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clots in Pairs 🙏

1/9/2025, 6:29:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clots in pairs 🙏

1/9/2025, 6:27:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 6:23:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's all machine harvested in our area... but they are machines of colour 🙄

1/9/2025, 4:09:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:38:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:12:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:42:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpisintheFiles

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28/8/2025, 6:19:48 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:17:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Each one stupider than the next.

28/8/2025, 1:12:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, Putin...

27/8/2025, 11:10:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All they do is lie... so how can you take this at face value? He has zero credibility, so I'm calling Bullshit on this.

27/8/2025, 10:19:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to explain anything to a Republican...

27/8/2025, 4:03:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#TrumpIsAnIdiot

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27/8/2025, 3:25:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, he is a moron so 🤷 whaddaya expect?

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27/8/2025, 3:14:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:12:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:11:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:10:42 PM | 2 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm soooo embarrassed by this display of the Olympic sucking up... and I'm Canadian, I can't even imagine how Americans feel about these nut licking rim jobbers and the Orange-faced Oaf who loves this type of groveling.

27/8/2025, 3:09:45 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because he's a moron?

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27/8/2025, 3:05:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is a Moron and only hires people stupider than himself.

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I can't believe it's THAT HIGH 😳... he must have cheated.

27/8/2025, 2:51:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 12:14:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#TrumpisSick

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27/8/2025, 12:11:19 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 12:09:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 12:07:58 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 9:37:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he toured a high school, I bet even Nerds would shove him into a locker.

26/8/2025, 5:48:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#IsHeDeadYet?

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26/8/2025, 4:05:56 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 12:44:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 12:20:31 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 12:13:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 12:16:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CNN could really bost their ratings if they hung Scott Jennings like a pinata and allowed guests to beat him with sticks.

26/8/2025, 12:14:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 10:25:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#IsHeDeadYet #TrumpIsAnIdiot

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25/8/2025, 10:22:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blue states should look at leaving and forming their own country... or join Canada 🇨🇦

25/8/2025, 10:16:56 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 10:14:34 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I blamed Biden.

25/8/2025, 5:00:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He'll pull a Trump and blame Biden and Obama. The people will aim their rage at the boogeymen... or head to the Front lines.

25/8/2025, 1:29:08 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 11:15:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 8:13:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fatheaded feckless futon fornicator says what?

24/8/2025, 8:09:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 6:44:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#IsHeDead #DieAlready

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24/8/2025, 4:53:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#ReleaseTheFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp #GOP #GuardiansOfPedophiles

24/8/2025, 3:35:53 PM | 41 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpisintheFiles #PedophilePresident

24/8/2025, 3:43:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 3:40:29 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 11:24:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans are all sitting back, waiting for one of them to grow a pair, put on the suit with a spine, and speak out about Trump being unfit. Since they're all slimy invertebrates, it'll never happen.

23/8/2025, 6:41:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 6:35:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did someone tell him there was a pizza at the end? Or some sort of sandwich catching drill?

23/8/2025, 6:33:03 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wouldn't it be NEWS if he actually told the TRUTH once?

23/8/2025, 6:30:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time, someone thinks they can take Trump at his word...

23/8/2025, 6:29:18 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then, they can be Trump's cell bunkies.

23/8/2025, 6:27:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With all the 💩 coming from Danielle Smith and her Conservative lackeys, sorry I'm blaming the entire province... thank you for your attention on this matter.🙄

23/8/2025, 6:24:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The more troubling aspect is that the entire press room is so afraid to lose their WH privileges or have already gone 8 glasses deep into the Koolaid. They sit there with absolutely no pushback... spineless cowards.

23/8/2025, 6:07:03 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fatheaded futon fornicator says what?

23/8/2025, 4:21:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since I have been refusing to by American, I have discovered Canadian tastes better and better quality. May be more expensive in some cases, but you don't have to worry about safety deregulations from Delusional Donnie and tainted food.

23/8/2025, 3:58:36 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like bullshit.

22/8/2025, 6:29:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cuomo is just Trump without the diapers and cheap spray tan.

22/8/2025, 5:15:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If 38% of the population had a horrible disease, you'd lock everything down and try and find a cure... STUPIDITY is the new pandemic.

22/8/2025, 5:13:51 PM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Vance is a sycophantic spineless futon fornicator.

22/8/2025, 5:10:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Serious question 🤔 why does the US make everyone in the military swear an allegiance if nobody believes or follows it?

22/8/2025, 4:56:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dementia causing an alternate reality? Or so full of BULLSHIT that the truth doesn't have a chance of making it out of his fib hole?

22/8/2025, 4:52:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just when you think they have reached the bottom of the idiot decision barrel, they flip it over find a rock and dig under to find even dumber decisions 🙄

22/8/2025, 4:40:56 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Futon Fornicator.

22/8/2025, 4:38:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view