WWSD (what would satan do) = all republican policy
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WWSD (what would satan do) = all republican policy
Bondi: “Every single member of our Gestapo also has a girlfriend. For real. But you can’t talk to them because all these totally real girlfriends had to go back to Canada when summer camp ended.”
Spoken like a true leader of the rebel alliance 👏👏👏
Bubba would get fired if he addressed the claim with anthing remotely close to a rational response. The ability to understand and communicate truth is against the gestapo’s rules.
The gestapo is adept at recruiting obese morons who hate freedom.
Last I checked, being a sofa-loving fascist bootlicker is not a protected class for the purposes of any country’s discrimination laws. JD deserves every bit of “discrimination” he gets.
He looks like a Hitler Youth version of Screech from Saved by the Bell.
The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement. The President does not run the Smithsonian. The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law. Release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
You’re not part of the Turbo Team! Don’t run! You don’t run with us!
All the dolts trying to use “science” to prove their bigotry are the same jackwagons who failed high school biology in a bible belt town that gave equal time to instruction on “intelligent design” as part of the “science” curriculum.
Right! Came here to say the same thing.
Accurate: “It’s a generalist memory test for a profession that lacks generalists and where working from memory would amount to malpractice. ... The dumbest, most unethical lawyer you know… passed a bar exam.” Fwiw, I passed first try (years ago), but I’d STRUGGLE if I had to take it again tomorrow.
Hello journalists. If you report this you gotta say that under the Constitution he has no power to do it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Enjoy it! I wish I were on a beach reading the The Way of Kings right now too
I think it’s a mix of vampire with a Bond villain. Specifically, he looks like Nosferatu was his dad and Ernst Stavro Blofeld was his mom.
Definitely not if you eat that sandwich.
You’re best friends with a pedophile for 10 years ONE TIME, and the world never forgets it
Whatever you do, don't share this. Did I tell you it's opposite day?
Six years ago I posted this on FB. Nothing has changed.
Check your language.
The forbidden fruit is so much sweeter for these goons that it turns them into facists just so their hypocrisy will make their kinks more intense.
Hill: I watched a couple episodes of Law and Order. It don't take Olivia Benson to figure this one out. It looks like a cover up.
2 points here: 1) There's no statute of limitations in New York for Ghislaine Maxwell's crimes (maybe also options in New Mexico and Florida). A pardon can't stop state prosecutions. 2) We just got another reason to release the Epstein files: so the public can test Maxwell's truthfulness.
“He always looks like he just saw the Epstein files”
Yeah, and then unmasked them
For those rightwing mouthpieces desperately trying to claim that a DeMoCrAt JuDgE blocked the release of Maxwell's grand jury testimony, the reason that Trump & Bondi sought the release of the grand jury testimony is expressly because they KNEW that the judge DOESN'T have the authority to unseal it.
South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
Paramount executives who’ve been doing everything they can to appease Trump watching the South Park premiere after giving Trey & Matt 1.5 billion a few days earlier.
MAGA. It’s not just for corrupt morons who want to escape justice. It’s also for everyone who wants to pay a lot more to get a lot less.
Threatening to kill the President of the United States is a serious crime.
For a second I thought his stupid show might’ve been doing a Weeked at Bernie’s situation for the last 2 years
The Trump lawsuit against Murdoch and the WSJ should be a prime opportunity to establish a rule that if the president is too busy to answer litigation when he's a defendant, he's simply too busy to initiate a lawsuit.
Imagine all the people 🎶 Wishing this movie was never made 🎵🎵🎵
Wonder Woman 1984 Marvel’s Eternals Poor Things Top Gun 2: Rooster Boogaloo All Avatars Joker: Electric Folie à Deux Boogaloo
He talks like he graduated from the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
He talks like he graduated from the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
Everyone in this video looks like complete dumbass for how they respond. That’s not how any normal person reacts to an active shooter. It’s almost like they knew they’d be ok.
Right! The Reacher from the books is so giant that he survivea a shot to the chest because his pectoral is so thick. I realize that’s crazy, but it’s even crazier if Cruise is supposed to be that guy. I’ve never seen the Cruise movies and never plan to.
This tracks. I’m a cis/het man and I unashamedly watch all this crap. Guilty. And for anyone who says it’s not really for us, go look up how male fans of the Reacher books collectively lost their ever living minds when Hollywood cast puny lil Tom Cruise as Reacher in the movies.
Of all the vile sexual predators on the planet, the President is one of them. That matters to good people. It just doesn't matter to Republican politicians or voters. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/if-the-pre...
With all due respect, I wouldn’t believe in demons if UnitedHealthcare didn’t exist (and that goes for all other US commercial health insurance companies)
Yeah that’s true. But the cities are the exception, and those places are still in Texas. Both cities are far from being liberal in my experience. Plus, authentic southern hospitality prefers subtle bigotry and I’d bet these folks found their home too “liberal” for not being more overtly hateful.
They did this to escape the liberal hellscape that is (**checks notes**) Houston???
Fuck cbs. Fuck paramount. Fuck skydance.
These evangelical MAGAs who are proclaiming that empathy is toxic are providing another great example of how the existence of christians often goes a long way to proving that there is no god.
White nationalist xtians are just ignoring the parts about not being a shit person (e.g., Matt. 7:12; Phil. 2:3-5). Hateful people like stuckey and all her social media followers are terrorists. They’ll probably start trying to do some shit from Lev. 25 or Num. 31 next.
Ahh yes, please just be honest about who y’all magas really are. Would also be cool for you magas to be open and honest about your proclivities for pedophilia. Let it all out
Mike Johnson consistently makes the best arguments for atheism
BS is right, y’all. It’s NOT good… It’s GREAT! Loved every second. Is too late to ask that Cleavis Thornwaite be part of season 2 of Peacemaker? @michaelianblack.bsky.social @jamesgunn.bsky.social
His face looks like a deflated basketball that was left in the creek all winter. Somewhat related, it’s amazing he thinks the public could ever be interested in taking movie recs from a dude who appeared in ladyballers.
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay (Chabon) Silver Nitrate (Moreno-Garcia) Red Rabbit (Grecian) Dark Matter (Crouch) Starter Villain (Scalzi) Haven’t read it yet, but Sanderson’s Isles of Emberdark is out now
👇🤣
Every day I read the news
1. He’s definitely lying. 2. Chances are he’s such a dumbass that he doesn’t know what Medicaid is (just like the ghools he put in charge of HHS and CMS)
If Christian Nationalist parents are allowed to have their kids opt-out of any books that dare mention anyone gay, then all the other parents should be allowed to let their kids opt-out from the Ten Commandments.
One last thing about birthright citizenship for now. The majority says nothing, zero, about the constitutionality of the executive order. Justice Sotomayor, in dissent, briefly makes its unconstitutionality obvious. Her textual, historical, and precedential arguments go unanswered.
I think it’ll apply by federal district not state, so it’s 94 micronations instead of 50.
As a constitutional originalist, I do not think that judges should be allowed to issue nationwide injunctions against executive orders orders. But when we have a Democratic president again, I will probably change my mind about all of this.
Disaster.
Or they could do this: www.vice.com/en/article/s...
Taney: I’m the worst POS SCOTUS CJ ever. Roberts: Hold my beer. Kavanaugh: Beer! Beer! Beer!
Fuck joe rogan and all the incels that listen to him
This is not about the merits of Iran’s nuclear program. No president has the authority to bomb another country that does not pose an imminent threat to the US without the approval of Congress. This is an unambiguous impeachable offense.
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
Loper Bright the shit out of this thing. (By which I mean argue that as the Supreme Court held in Loper Bright v. Raimondo agencies do not get judicial deference when interpreting statutory text, much less text as clear as this. Shit is illegal.)
Understatement
No comment needed. SCOTUS
This should be bigger news.
Bullies, assholes, and also bratty children. Hard to think of anything more petulant than whining about someone touching you, especially when there’s video evidence that the clqim is a lie.
ACAB. Also, ACAL (all cops are liars).
future historians of fascism will marvel at how stupid this was
Bet she’s just as foolish when she’s sober too.
It’s sad that republicans hate the constitution and worship a braindead convicted felon
Agreed
Yeah that’s what I’m hoping it means. Maybe a pipe deam, but if it’s possible these soldiers purposely marched this way as a subtle middle finger to the felon in chief, then there’s nothing to be mad about.
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This Judge Dredd reboot is fucking garbage.
(3) WWJD? If you go to church and are cool with the maga gestapo, then you can stop going to church because you’re not going to heaven when you die. See e.g., Matt 7:21-23.
(2) But I now know that church was full of shit because the same people who claimed to have a heart to share the gospel in foreign countries are now cheering on ICE’s unconstitutional gestapo.
(1) I grew up in a super conservative evangelical southern baptist church. And the “Great Commission” was a huge theological part of what that church taught me.
Might need a second “S” to make it “ASSAURUS” but still an amazing sign
(1) Horrific. (2) How positive are we that the murderer was “impersonating” a cop?
Abolish the Gestapo!
And it’s only in conventional usage because of aggressive marketing from the makers of said weapons who intentionally lie and cover up how dangerous these things are.
Yeah, looks like he’s aiming at the camera. Stormtroopers are known for their bad aim
What a match 🤯🤯🤯
U.S. Army tanks, and military vehicles arrive in Washington D.C. by train. This is so 1930s Nazi Germany
Since the AG doesn't seem to be getting ethics guidance from her team these days, I wanted to make sure she has the rule in the Justice Manual in front of her, which expressly prohibits this.
And for the record, I’m not saying any wrongfully accused defendants are themselves ham sandwiches. Just referencing the old saying about how prosecutors have tremendous power to indict even ham sandwiches.
DOJ once again proves it’s corrupt and petty enough to indict a ham sandwich whenever it wants.
Simone Biles, continuing to prove she’s the GOAT
Wish someone would’ve told me witchcraft was a choice before I took the LSAT
And crap like this paved the way for fox news (sic) to start its 24/7 bullshit machine. Generating fake outrage and lies to keep dumb people voting against their best interests is what republicans do best.
1. Myron Bolitar approves of your Yoo Hoo stock. 2. There’s always Pringles at my house.