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They said the same thing about Kiwifarms
No good deed goes unpunished man
Imagine if NASA had the ICE budget, we would be a multi-dimensional species right now.
Trump and Giuliani are on my bingo card
We need to set up a bail fund for chalk heroes
I would be stupid to post what I think should happen/what I would like to do to DeSantis
Tonight, my friend, is gonna be a night to fuckin remember
at first they lol'd, then they lmao'd
being a human is woke
I am 38
Wanton Tacos, Mozzerella Sticks, and Boneless Wings
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
Holy shit did Trump get those accents from Home Depot and have them painted gold lmao
She was brought to the US as an 8yo, worked hard, studied, earned a scholarship, planned to become a nurse. ICE kidnapped her. Held her for 6 MONTHS in a detention facility with conditions so miserable that she finally agreed to voluntarily move to Honduras, which her family left at gunpoint.
god I love Elephant Graveyard videos, glad to see one in the wild
We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most. Learn more:
Weed isn't legal in my state and I'm tired of the rigamarole of going through dealers so I've been buying that delta 8 bullshit. It's complete trash but it fulfills the ritual part of my addiction, so I'm smokin on this overpriced reggie.
lol they dont THINK Israel is popular, that has nothing to do with why they back Israel. Come on now
hope she gets in the bath with him
"I love ... Hakeem Jefferies ... because I'm a political nerd" - every fucking Lib
Noah Hawley's Alien show is okay if you like the Alien franchise, but REALLY good if you like Noah Hawley's style. It's kinda like a menagerie horrow show with a bunch of short stories but told together. You just KNOW someone is gonna get an alien eyeball-octopus in their head by the end.
Cracker Barrel is about playing checkers in a rocking chair
It's so fucking hilarious and sad to me that the fucking dumbass in chief got involved in this. They want so desperately to stamp out "woke" that they are targeting run-of-the-mill corporate bullshit. The masses are tired of hyper-capitalism but they don't even know it yet.
the real prize is the friends we make along the way and some apple airpods
"Now I am become Diplomat, negotiator of wars"
Why does every Zionist want to see the best in sexual predators
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
Is there a way to find out who I blocked that you're dunking on
Begun, the paint wars have
the party of fun activities
Things Getting Worse makes everything else feel worse, which is also getting worse.
Nice softballs for your guy
AI going rogue is going to look less like Skynet and more like: The President's AI girlfriend convinced him to launch the nukes.
the way she moves is eerily like a puppet on strings
how did we get here
I'm not a parent, so excuse my ignorance, but are there not 'tried & true' methods of raising children? What would drive a parent to choose raw milk over the standard formula or breast milk?
makes you wonder what they ate
the snake is re-homing you
yes he looks like a wrinkly old hand, very hand-some
Had a real "the gang is all here" moment on the latest ep of Star Trek SNW. When Spock said "that would be.... really bad" I spit my drink everywhere. Nice one.
have you ever gamed with the devil in the pale monitor light?
Hey maybe we can do Pete Davidson
I love sipping a beverage
Chilling thought that he was surrounded by people who dream of hate crimes.
it was giving made-during-quarantine vibes
Who did Epstein himself say was his best friend though?
The Democratic party is basically being held hostage by the old guard and moneyed interests, yet it's our fault for not just going along with it. Our vote is the only voice we have, if my vote is wanted (needed?) then listening is required
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
And I bet Fox News will only talk about the shooter in the context of the vaccine being responsible
i dont wanna be friends with anyone who would choose otherwise
Comedians definitely have the power to influence opinion on policy, wtf is Howie smoking. That's like saying Kim Kardashian doesn't have much influence. Comedy & podcasts have long crossed over into news/media territory. Its where some people choose to get their info or opinions from, sad but true.
"actually that sucks but good for you" thanks for the feedback
I am dying over the fact that he ended with "but do you condemn hamas?" Like dude you just showed everyone what a fucking moron you are
I'm assuming they said that before Donald Trump's second term?
It's kinda like asking someone if they think it's okay for a child to watch AI-slop videos. You're not really on the side of children if you prioritize mesmerizing them over their developing brains. In my opinion, children's media should have a component of education in them (including moral).
Are you going to buy her new book?
"Do you condemn Trump?" is the liberal version of "Do you condemn Hamas?" We are talking about failures of the Democrats because it led directly to Trump. We have to do better, make changes. She's only popping her head up to sell a fucking book. Fuck her and fuck you.
Being a President or VP is a life-long position. I know that it is because former POTUS/VPs love popping up when it's convenient for them but disappear when it's inconvenient. We have to be the party of accountability, otherwise there is NONE.
Oh okay, ICE can forgive loans but Biden was powerless to do so
Joe simply forgot to enact Step 2
When you're a star, they let you do it
Yeah, the system is broken - but it's not like it was working fine all along and then simply "broke", so I hope she's not trying to put it all on Trump.
I know he's cancelled but this gotta be one of the most impactful castings ever
is it woke to objectify men?
What if John Lilly was allowed to complete his research 🐬💦
When we go walking in the woods A natural experience
When I close my eyes, I have a catastrophic failure called blindness and there's no vision produced.
What is crazy is that ~7yrs years ago I would have said that she was one of the good Democrats based on her time as a Senator. Same thing with Fetterman when he was Governor. But, they just go completely mask off when they get a little more power. How can I ever have trust or hope in any politician
that Kitten is my co-worker and they are late again
Here's the very disturbing part of this The timing and Trump's knowledge: Year 2000: Epstein-Maxwell "took" Virginia Giuffre from Mar-a-Lago 2002: Trump said most infamous line about Epstein being a "terrific" friend and liking "younger" ones Only in 2004: Trump rupture with Epstein
what are these photo choices
We just need Trump to say on tape where he thought these girls were being "taken" to. We are so close to a full on confession from him, inadvertently
Oh what a thing to do
one treat a day isnt cutting it anymore
HELL YEA - dashare.zone ADMIN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RySH...
Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't it cheaper for taxpayers to help these people rather than incarcerate them? If you can rehabilitate someone into a functioning member of society, that's also economically better (not to mention morally)
Ozempic body on the cover of Mens Fitness lmao
bringing a smile to medium people
Remember when Biden was president and we wanted him to do the things he promised but everyone was like "But the President cant just DO all that stuff"
That's the guy that got caught pretending to be a black woman on Twitter
Nobody forced them to do that??
Wait did emancipation happen partly because the South was too greedy to support the people fighting for their right to own slaves? That's too much
When will it be socially acceptable to rip a huge fart and not feel embarrassed about it? Free the anus.
bill clinton wouldnt do something like that. he enjoys consensual cigar play
"Im not looking for bad for anyone" That's literally all he does lmao
misunderstanding, didnt understand
someone is gonna get their as beat for taking too long lol
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
Co-workers just be waiting around for that one outspoken person to say the right thing so the rest can throw them under the bus if it goes sideways
hyper capitalism has rotted American's brains. "In America, if you can't take care of yourself, fuck you!"
You know he's desperate because he's bringing out the 2016 playbook lmao
Be glad it was just a stunt, maybe? Because people feel like they're running out of options to be heard.
I work in a FedEx Office so I know this is a true story
Who did Superman's parents vote for??
Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.
It's also extremely telling that "the best thing about being Donald Trump RIGHT NOW" is a 'hypothetical' what-if-I-wasnt-married. Like he just went straight there. I know it's Stern, but super weird way to answer that question.
