Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Smoking and never using sun block
Retired New Mexico lawyer (he/him) "Squire! Fetch me a breakfast burrito!"
10,194 followers 15,169 following 2,798 posts
view profile on Bluesky Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Smoking and never using sun block
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
maybe your ex got all the ones with the beanies?
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
The Constitution itself says basic rights, like the right of habeas corpus, can be suspended in case of "rebellion" or "invasion". Korematsu extended that reasoning to mass roundups of people on racist grounds.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Example? You posted a statement that the Constitution can't be suspended for emergencies You cited Ex Parte Milligan, and stated that it "stands to this day". That isn't what that case said. The case cited held that civilians can't be tried in military tribunals.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
It says an emergency (war) justifies rounding up all people of Japanese ancestry and imprisoning them indefinitely.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
The heritage of breathing leaded gasoline fumes on a family road trip in the fake wood-paneled station wagon and hoping your sister doesn't barf again
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Korematsu v. United States (1944) says otherwise. Pretty much everyone, even Justice Roberts, now says Korematsu was wrong decided. But it has never been repealed
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)
TRUMP DEATH WATCH DAY SEVEN WTF
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
some of us consider "black lives matter" a slogan against the cops if you suspect white people wouldn't care about black lives if it were only black men getting killed, I won't argue with that but in total numbers, cops kill more white people than black people, so it is what it is
alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) reposted
those dorks thought they were cooking with "let's go brandon." much funnier when crowds across america start unified chants of "Die! Die! Die! Die!"
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Does New Orleans count as a "Red State"?
gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
but after strange aeons, even Dersh may die
lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted
with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood
Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted
Pour one out for Judge Sparkle Sooknanan’s clerks this Labor Day weekend
Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew (@amandasmith.bsky.social) reposted
Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, don’t you dare suggest such a thing
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)
RUDY DEATH WATCH DAY ONE
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)
It's my understanding that States regulate pharmacies and pharmacists (aside from some legacy "War on Drugs" narc bullshit that should not apply here) In case you were wondering
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure but we could bring recurring jokes about the death of a fascist to another generation
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
HOWDY PARDNER
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)
TRUMP DEATH WATCH DAY SIX Special Heavy Sarcasm Edition
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)
TRUMP DEATH WATCH DAY 6 GOVERNOR PRITZKER JOINS
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
It may be time to "levitate the Pentagon" again. Only this time, salt the gold course? www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-...
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean people, of course. But you can still make it happen with buildings. Get a barn. Fill it with wet hay. Enjoy!
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
praise for his legacy simple before/after before Stalin, Russia's kleptocracy was so backwards that Tolstoy considered educating peasants in the use of fertilizer to be "progress" after Stalin, Russia has reverted to kleptocracy but with more wealth and longer life expectancy
Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) reposted
NEWS: Walgreens just got taken over by private equity. Private equity has a record of running companies into the ground. Walgreens could be the latest victim: closing more stores, service plummeting, workers losing their jobs, and eventually bankruptcy.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)
Remember "VISUALIZE WORLD PEACE"? it's like that (sans "whirled peas" joke) (and hopefully this time it works)
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
his biggest redeeming quality is that he united a multiethnic empire and dragged it from feudal agrarian kleptocracy into a modern industrial kleptocracy while fighting troops from all the Western empires AND THEN defeated Hitler AND THEN was first to orbit AND STILL haunts their dreams
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep it in Scranton
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)
TRUMP DEATH WATCH DAY FIVE
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
use a knife son you'll enjoy it more
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
bloody jerry bloody jerry bloody jerry
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
la llorona would like a word with you said something about "her brand"
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Y
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
IT WAS ... THE SALMON MOUSSE *costume/script suggestion
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Well it's Laura Loomer. She could write her posts by mixing up racist, nationalist, and conspiracy theory refrigerator magnet sets.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
All cops are black?
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
A doctor may not injure a health care corporation, or by inaction allow a health care corporation to come to harm?
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Concise, comprehensive analysis
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
In this case, yeah it does suck
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Cannabis, yes. Shrooms, no. I once went to see "An American Werewolf in London" on shrooms. The jump scare stuff just about gave me a heart attack. The rest of it was pretty funny though.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
You can't impose international law (or international criminal jurisdiction) on a country that does not consent to it. International law is based on agreements between nations, not national sovereignty over a territory or citizens. No agreement means no law.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
stuff is always better in French
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Border Collies might be smart enough to use a gun. Just sayin
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
j'arrivee
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)
It's cute that MAGA thinks we would be devastated if names were named. (You don't seriously believe they care about the victims, do you?) If the scandal gutted the Democratic Party establishment and the Israel lobby, it would be the best thing for the party since LBJ flushed out the Dixiecrats
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
begs the question: *what* cheese goes with my whine? (leaning towards a nice ripe Stilton)
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reposted
It's hilarious that Jeanine Pirro turn out to be the first prosecutor who CANNOT in fact indict a ham sandwich.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
You monster. Those crumbs were there for tactile feedback!
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Tech-challenged people are annoying. We get that. But you aren't "discerning". You mock. I know why. You view your VP as an obstacle. But you have reached your level of incompetence. You can only impotently seethe on social media.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Discrimination law doesn't depend on whether a phrase is a "slur" or not. But I am confident that you will never be in a supervisory position where your callous ignorance will get your company sued.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
The Age Discrimination in Employment Act makes "boomer" discrimination just as unlawful as "black" discrimination. But no worries. You aren't in a supervisory position (and never will be, if this post is any indication) so your idiocy won't get your company sued
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
first I read this as "hey can I clean up your mesa?" and I was like COME ON DOWN
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Do not feed the bea$t "Blue Rose has worked with *** the Democratic National Committee; the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee and its outside spending arm, Senate Majority PAC; the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee and its independent arm, House Majority PAC."
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
This is juvenile gloriously, wonderfully juvenile
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
SCREEN TIME BAY-BEEE
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Just like you have to know how to tune a carburetor to have an opinion about lines at the DMV, right? Fucking eejit
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
In New Mexico after the Pueblo Revolt, the Spanish imposed a variation of this: the kiva societies were permitted to continue practicing their religion, provided that they contributed labor to the building of cathedrals in their villages. So today they dance in front of those cathedrals
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
It's worse than you think He means Ukraine's fate should be decided by negotiations among its enemies, and that Ukraine should have no say in the matter
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
18 USC § 111 (b) includes an enhanced penalty for use of a "deadly or dangerous weapon" (or sbi which didn't happene here) Ken's epithet of "dipshit" doesn't quite convey how stupid it would be to charge a hoagie as a deadly weapon but he's a former prosecutor and overcharging is what they do 🤷♂️
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Still living in the "reality-based community" I see
Reality Winner (@reazlepuff.bsky.social) reposted
If you are an elected official, either post a policy solution to school shootings to vote on now or don't post at all It wasn't your child, you don't get to express how heartbroken you are, and it'll happen every day of this semester unless you change the laws Shut up, do something, or resign
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
We miss Obama
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
umbers
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Get real.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
18 USC § 111 felony assault where the "acts of assault involve physical contact with the victim of that assault" As Bondi said: "if you touch an officer" We've all seen the video: the sandwich contacted the agent so returning a no bill was clearly "nullification" and OP can suck my JD
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Might get more riders if it continues past the border to places where people actually live or want to go? Like, if it goes down to Santa Fe it connects with the Rail Runner?
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)
Why would you ask a former prosecutor about legal matters that involve real human problems, like prenuptial agreements? They represented the government, not real human clients. How would they know? It's like asking a "celibate" priest about sex between consenting adults
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)
If Senator Heinrich @heinrich.senate.gov didn't regret voting to confirm this guy before, I hope he does now
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe aliens have figured out the most efficient way to make a deceleration burn is with "low-activation-energy release from dust"? Or maybe there's a neutrino surge in the cerium wave turbine?? (I had to use a Star Trek Technobabble generator for that last one.)
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
the remodeled ones are worker collectives
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
It didn't take a gun to kick the shit out of Big Ballz
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
but 👍 protester client
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
I had no idea when I left the Church, I'd take 2 million with me. Well there's still Presbyterian USA, they have .... oh dear
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
They fully intend to rebuild it, just like they rebuilt the West Bank: with clean new fortified condos for heavily-armed Jewish settlers/serial killers from Brooklyn.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
IF YOU HAVE TIME TO LEAN YOU HAVE TIME TO CLEAN
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Why debate semantics, when it's easy to ascertain who is "complicit", and give a precise numerical "complicity score" for any important issue. For example, Hakeem Jefferies' "complicity score" for genocide is $866,550 www.opensecrets.org/members-of-c...
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
I know a lot of liberal Christians. A good dozen of my family are pastors in the Lutheran church. Nearly non-existent? Hardly. The ELCA has 5 million members. But they actually follow the teachings of Jesus. They don't pray in public. So it's easy to miss them.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the Air Force needs to target these vehicles on the highway and while the owners are driving them, to get the most realistic test results possible. www.caranddriver.com/news/a656368...
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)
Theodore Roosevelt is up there on the Francis Perkins building with Trump Is it a signal that they know Trump will soon be replaced by JD Vance? (Teddy became President when McKinley died) (more recently, Calvin Coolidge became President when Harding died, but they'd rather we forget him)
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don't like your establishment, change it or just wait them out I'm getting tired of our governor here in NM. She called out the National Guard on the homeless long before Trump got the idea. But she's term-limited out soon
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh and by the way The creation myth that the Amish and Mennonites believed and live by? That St. Francis and the Quakers and the Christian Brethren live by? It's the one you are shitting on here.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
One myth was made up by Jewish scholars in exile in Babylon around 600 BCE The other was made up by you last week That difference is telling
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Amish and Mennonites
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
They know der Führer is close to death
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
So their mother encouraged the Lakota to leave their homeland in the Great Lakes and raid, rape, slaughter and enslave the Crow people? Seems like a rather dysfunctional family you have there
Rep. Teresa Leger Fernández (@fernandez.house.gov) reposted
Wow, look at her ring. Taylor always loves the hidden messages!
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
It seems like half of my 1980s Con Law outline has been overruled. Consider it a guarantee of full employment.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Hillary Clinton was a "Goldwater Girl" in high school, so it appears his condemnation of political moderation failed to influence followers who later became famous for centrism.
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Decades? Dude en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constan...
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Add some cites and this post is worth AT LEAST eight billable hours
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
Fox works hard to make "crime" an issue during election cycles, so they need this validation to convince advertisers that they are influential
Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent
It's true. No matter how much you love true crime documentaries, buddy cop comedies and murder mysteries, you will never *really* be a lawyer (but watching "My Cousin Vinny" a few times might do it)