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Hazen Hammel

@hazenhammel.bsky.social

Retired New Mexico lawyer (he/him) "Squire! Fetch me a breakfast burrito!"

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Smoking and never using sun block

1/9/2025, 11:06:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe your ex got all the ones with the beanies?

Divorcing couple sorting their Beanie Babies on the courtroom floor
1/9/2025, 10:35:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

The Constitution itself says basic rights, like the right of habeas corpus, can be suspended in case of "rebellion" or "invasion". Korematsu extended that reasoning to mass roundups of people on racist grounds.

1/9/2025, 10:18:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Example? You posted a statement that the Constitution can't be suspended for emergencies You cited Ex Parte Milligan, and stated that it "stands to this day". That isn't what that case said. The case cited held that civilians can't be tried in military tribunals.

1/9/2025, 10:16:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

It says an emergency (war) justifies rounding up all people of Japanese ancestry and imprisoning them indefinitely.

1/9/2025, 9:56:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

The heritage of breathing leaded gasoline fumes on a family road trip in the fake wood-paneled station wagon and hoping your sister doesn't barf again

1/9/2025, 9:33:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Korematsu v. United States (1944) says otherwise. Pretty much everyone, even Justice Roberts, now says Korematsu was wrong decided. But it has never been repealed

1/9/2025, 9:28:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)

TRUMP DEATH WATCH DAY SEVEN WTF

1/9/2025, 8:54:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

some of us consider "black lives matter" a slogan against the cops if you suspect white people wouldn't care about black lives if it were only black men getting killed, I won't argue with that but in total numbers, cops kill more white people than black people, so it is what it is

1/9/2025, 8:40:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) reposted

those dorks thought they were cooking with "let's go brandon." much funnier when crowds across america start unified chants of "Die! Die! Die! Die!"

1/9/2025, 5:14:14 AM | 310 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Does New Orleans count as a "Red State"?

1/9/2025, 1:43:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

1/9/2025, 12:14:44 AM | 9995 3116 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

but after strange aeons, even Dersh may die

31/8/2025, 11:56:11 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted

with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood

31/8/2025, 10:01:37 PM | 3078 355 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted

Pour one out for Judge Sparkle Sooknanan’s clerks this Labor Day weekend

31/8/2025, 8:51:52 PM | 4960 936 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew (@amandasmith.bsky.social) reposted

Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, don’t you dare suggest such a thing

31/8/2025, 8:12:57 PM | 2594 534 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)

RUDY DEATH WATCH DAY ONE

31/8/2025, 8:02:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)

It's my understanding that States regulate pharmacies and pharmacists (aside from some legacy "War on Drugs" narc bullshit that should not apply here) In case you were wondering

31/8/2025, 7:42:49 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure but we could bring recurring jokes about the death of a fascist to another generation

Chevy Chase as newscaster from Saturday Night Live, with caption: AND THIS JUST IN, GENERALISSIMO FRANCISCO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD
31/8/2025, 7:31:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HOWDY PARDNER

31/8/2025, 7:23:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TRUMP DEATH WATCH DAY SIX Special Heavy Sarcasm Edition

31/8/2025, 7:20:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TRUMP DEATH WATCH DAY 6 GOVERNOR PRITZKER JOINS

31/8/2025, 4:27:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

She said ISIS truck. Duh. Toyota Hilux.

Somali
31/8/2025, 2:33:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

It may be time to "levitate the Pentagon" again. Only this time, salt the gold course? www.smithsonianmag.com/smithsonian-...

31/8/2025, 1:07:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Hilton (@maryhilt.bsky.social) reposted

Good picture, huh?

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31/8/2025, 12:50:39 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean people, of course. But you can still make it happen with buildings. Get a barn. Fill it with wet hay. Enjoy!

30/8/2025, 5:51:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

praise for his legacy simple before/after before Stalin, Russia's kleptocracy was so backwards that Tolstoy considered educating peasants in the use of fertilizer to be "progress" after Stalin, Russia has reverted to kleptocracy but with more wealth and longer life expectancy

30/8/2025, 5:38:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robin Marty (@robinmarty.com) reposted

Ouch…

Four panel cartoon. First panel has female presenting white person with long dark hair, glasses and a green shirt saying “today we are going to learn about insurance!” Second panel has woman talking to the edge of a brown desk, with bubble that reads “hey insurance, I am injured and I need some of that money I give you for in case I get injured.” Third panels is the woman sitting at a desk with a nameplate reading “insurance.” She wears a black top hat and a gold necklace with a dollar sign, and piles of bags with dollar signs on them are behind her. The bubble above her head says “no.” The fourth panel has the woman back to regular dress saying “and that is how insurance works!”
30/8/2025, 4:31:08 PM | 11450 2188 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) reposted

NEWS: Walgreens just got taken over by private equity. Private equity has a record of running companies into the ground. Walgreens could be the latest victim: closing more stores, service plummeting, workers losing their jobs, and eventually bankruptcy.

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30/8/2025, 4:36:53 PM | 4870 1837 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)

Remember "VISUALIZE WORLD PEACE"? it's like that (sans "whirled peas" joke) (and hopefully this time it works)

30/8/2025, 4:39:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

his biggest redeeming quality is that he united a multiethnic empire and dragged it from feudal agrarian kleptocracy into a modern industrial kleptocracy while fighting troops from all the Western empires AND THEN defeated Hitler AND THEN was first to orbit AND STILL haunts their dreams

30/8/2025, 4:27:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Keep it in Scranton

30/8/2025, 3:27:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)

TRUMP DEATH WATCH DAY FIVE

30/8/2025, 2:21:10 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

use a knife son you'll enjoy it more

29/8/2025, 11:27:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

bloody jerry bloody jerry bloody jerry

29/8/2025, 8:35:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

la llorona would like a word with you said something about "her brand"

29/8/2025, 5:38:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Y

29/8/2025, 5:37:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

IT WAS ... THE SALMON MOUSSE *costume/script suggestion

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29/8/2025, 5:30:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Well it's Laura Loomer. She could write her posts by mixing up racist, nationalist, and conspiracy theory refrigerator magnet sets.

29/8/2025, 4:31:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

All cops are black?

29/8/2025, 4:21:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

A doctor may not injure a health care corporation, or by inaction allow a health care corporation to come to harm?

29/8/2025, 3:04:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Concise, comprehensive analysis

29/8/2025, 2:57:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

In this case, yeah it does suck

29/8/2025, 4:40:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Cannabis, yes. Shrooms, no. I once went to see "An American Werewolf in London" on shrooms. The jump scare stuff just about gave me a heart attack. The rest of it was pretty funny though.

29/8/2025, 2:14:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't impose international law (or international criminal jurisdiction) on a country that does not consent to it. International law is based on agreements between nations, not national sovereignty over a territory or citizens. No agreement means no law.

29/8/2025, 2:03:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

stuff is always better in French

28/8/2025, 11:39:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Border Collies might be smart enough to use a gun. Just sayin

28/8/2025, 11:21:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

j'arrivee

28/8/2025, 11:16:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)

It's cute that MAGA thinks we would be devastated if names were named. (You don't seriously believe they care about the victims, do you?) If the scandal gutted the Democratic Party establishment and the Israel lobby, it would be the best thing for the party since LBJ flushed out the Dixiecrats

28/8/2025, 8:14:26 PM | 14 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

begs the question: *what* cheese goes with my whine? (leaning towards a nice ripe Stilton)

28/8/2025, 6:57:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reposted

It's hilarious that Jeanine Pirro turn out to be the first prosecutor who CANNOT in fact indict a ham sandwich.

27/8/2025, 4:11:49 PM | 833 151 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

You monster. Those crumbs were there for tactile feedback!

28/8/2025, 5:54:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Tech-challenged people are annoying. We get that. But you aren't "discerning". You mock. I know why. You view your VP as an obstacle. But you have reached your level of incompetence. You can only impotently seethe on social media.

28/8/2025, 5:52:40 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Discrimination law doesn't depend on whether a phrase is a "slur" or not. But I am confident that you will never be in a supervisory position where your callous ignorance will get your company sued.

28/8/2025, 5:16:23 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

The Age Discrimination in Employment Act makes "boomer" discrimination just as unlawful as "black" discrimination. But no worries. You aren't in a supervisory position (and never will be, if this post is any indication) so your idiocy won't get your company sued

28/8/2025, 4:55:23 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

first I read this as "hey can I clean up your mesa?" and I was like COME ON DOWN

28/8/2025, 4:23:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Do not feed the bea$t "Blue Rose has worked with *** the Democratic National Committee; the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee and its outside spending arm, Senate Majority PAC; the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee and its independent arm, House Majority PAC."

28/8/2025, 2:41:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

This is juvenile gloriously, wonderfully juvenile

28/8/2025, 2:33:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

SCREEN TIME BAY-BEEE

28/8/2025, 2:14:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Just like you have to know how to tune a carburetor to have an opinion about lines at the DMV, right? Fucking eejit

28/8/2025, 1:12:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

27/8/2025, 6:42:38 PM | 20677 6750 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

In New Mexico after the Pueblo Revolt, the Spanish imposed a variation of this: the kiva societies were permitted to continue practicing their religion, provided that they contributed labor to the building of cathedrals in their villages. So today they dance in front of those cathedrals

27/8/2025, 7:08:26 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

It's worse than you think He means Ukraine's fate should be decided by negotiations among its enemies, and that Ukraine should have no say in the matter

Yalta Conference 1945. Seated from left: Winston Churchill, Franklin Roosevelt, Josef Stalin
27/8/2025, 6:57:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

18 USC § 111 (b) includes an enhanced penalty for use of a "deadly or dangerous weapon" (or sbi which didn't happene here) Ken's epithet of "dipshit" doesn't quite convey how stupid it would be to charge a hoagie as a deadly weapon but he's a former prosecutor and overcharging is what they do 🤷‍♂️

27/8/2025, 6:44:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Still living in the "reality-based community" I see

27/8/2025, 6:11:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reality Winner (@reazlepuff.bsky.social) reposted

If you are an elected official, either post a policy solution to school shootings to vote on now or don't post at all It wasn't your child, you don't get to express how heartbroken you are, and it'll happen every day of this semester unless you change the laws Shut up, do something, or resign

27/8/2025, 4:15:38 PM | 321 95 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

We miss Obama

27/8/2025, 5:59:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

umbers

27/8/2025, 5:43:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

No. Get real.

27/8/2025, 5:38:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

18 USC § 111 felony assault where the "acts of assault involve physical contact with the victim of that assault" As Bondi said: "if you touch an officer" We've all seen the video: the sandwich contacted the agent so returning a no bill was clearly "nullification" and OP can suck my JD

27/8/2025, 5:30:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Might get more riders if it continues past the border to places where people actually live or want to go? Like, if it goes down to Santa Fe it connects with the Rail Runner?

Rail Runner passenger train in the Santa Fe Railyard
27/8/2025, 2:30:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)

Why would you ask a former prosecutor about legal matters that involve real human problems, like prenuptial agreements? They represented the government, not real human clients. How would they know? It's like asking a "celibate" priest about sex between consenting adults

27/8/2025, 1:02:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)

If Senator Heinrich ‪@heinrich.senate.gov‬ didn't regret voting to confirm this guy before, I hope he does now

27/8/2025, 2:15:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe aliens have figured out the most efficient way to make a deceleration burn is with "low-activation-energy release from dust"? Or maybe there's a neutrino surge in the cerium wave turbine?? (I had to use a Star Trek Technobabble generator for that last one.)

27/8/2025, 2:04:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

the remodeled ones are worker collectives

27/8/2025, 1:33:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

It didn't take a gun to kick the shit out of Big Ballz

27/8/2025, 1:25:55 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

but 👍 protester client

27/8/2025, 1:13:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

I had no idea when I left the Church, I'd take 2 million with me. Well there's still Presbyterian USA, they have .... oh dear

27/8/2025, 1:04:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

They fully intend to rebuild it, just like they rebuilt the West Bank: with clean new fortified condos for heavily-armed Jewish settlers/serial killers from Brooklyn.

26/8/2025, 11:38:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IF YOU HAVE TIME TO LEAN YOU HAVE TIME TO CLEAN

26/8/2025, 11:28:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Why debate semantics, when it's easy to ascertain who is "complicit", and give a precise numerical "complicity score" for any important issue. For example, Hakeem Jefferies' "complicity score" for genocide is $866,550 www.opensecrets.org/members-of-c...

26/8/2025, 11:22:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

I know a lot of liberal Christians. A good dozen of my family are pastors in the Lutheran church. Nearly non-existent? Hardly. The ELCA has 5 million members. But they actually follow the teachings of Jesus. They don't pray in public. So it's easy to miss them.

26/8/2025, 11:11:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the Air Force needs to target these vehicles on the highway and while the owners are driving them, to get the most realistic test results possible. www.caranddriver.com/news/a656368...

26/8/2025, 9:04:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social)

Theodore Roosevelt is up there on the Francis Perkins building with Trump Is it a signal that they know Trump will soon be replaced by JD Vance? (Teddy became President when McKinley died) (more recently, Calvin Coolidge became President when Harding died, but they'd rather we forget him)

Francis Perkins Department of Labor Building with banners of Trump and Theodore Roosevelt and a giant American Flag
26/8/2025, 8:17:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

If you don't like your establishment, change it or just wait them out I'm getting tired of our governor here in NM. She called out the National Guard on the homeless long before Trump got the idea. But she's term-limited out soon

26/8/2025, 7:51:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh and by the way The creation myth that the Amish and Mennonites believed and live by? That St. Francis and the Quakers and the Christian Brethren live by? It's the one you are shitting on here.

26/8/2025, 6:46:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

One myth was made up by Jewish scholars in exile in Babylon around 600 BCE The other was made up by you last week That difference is telling

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Amish and Mennonites

26/8/2025, 6:39:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They know der Führer is close to death

26/8/2025, 6:33:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

So their mother encouraged the Lakota to leave their homeland in the Great Lakes and raid, rape, slaughter and enslave the Crow people? Seems like a rather dysfunctional family you have there

26/8/2025, 6:29:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rep. Teresa Leger Fernández (@fernandez.house.gov) reposted

Wow, look at her ring. Taylor always loves the hidden messages!

26/8/2025, 6:19:50 PM | 43 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

It seems like half of my 1980s Con Law outline has been overruled. Consider it a guarantee of full employment.

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26/8/2025, 4:46:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hillary Clinton was a "Goldwater Girl" in high school, so it appears his condemnation of political moderation failed to influence followers who later became famous for centrism.

26/8/2025, 4:17:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Campaign button with picture of Presidential candidate Barry Goldwater, and text:
26/8/2025, 4:06:08 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Campaign button with picture of Presidential candidate Barry Goldwater, and text:
26/8/2025, 4:06:08 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Decades? Dude en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constan...

26/8/2025, 3:34:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Add some cites and this post is worth AT LEAST eight billable hours

26/8/2025, 3:16:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

Fox works hard to make "crime" an issue during election cycles, so they need this validation to convince advertisers that they are influential

26/8/2025, 3:04:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hazen Hammel (@hazenhammel.bsky.social) reply parent

It's true. No matter how much you love true crime documentaries, buddy cop comedies and murder mysteries, you will never *really* be a lawyer (but watching "My Cousin Vinny" a few times might do it)

26/8/2025, 2:57:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view