The funny thing about this Whitehouse being -extremely online- is how much the DJT may actually be dead stuff is clearly rattling them lmao
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The funny thing about this Whitehouse being -extremely online- is how much the DJT may actually be dead stuff is clearly rattling them lmao
I'm sorry, but genetic engineering is getting out of hand.
India has collectively ordered 600 Teslas since the debut in mid-July. Lmfao.
I hope has the WH doctor make absurd claims about his health again.
Beyond this being... weird, the editing is atrocious.
Those eleven lessons could have been three, maybe four lessons.
Chat, is this good?
I keep imagining an Always Sunny episode titled "The Gang Sets Monetary Policy"
Something that cause McConnellesque glitching and a noticeable limp would probably be more optimal.
Wow.
🤞
gen Z guy watching a movie that made him feel two different things: Ah, this is "tonal whiplash," a terrible flaw.
My statement on @nadler.house.gov’s decision not to seek re-election next year.
Yes, it was carefully hidden in the New England Journal of Medicine. Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine (www.nejm.org/doi/pdf/10.1... ) 1/2
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
I am never going to get over everybody deciding that Biden Old was the only politics story that mattered
Notably, Bluesky’s fav Mamdani is doing pretty well while Silver’s predictions re appealing to “normal people” may be a tad off
Enhance
Enhance
i just don't think it's at all mysterious why the website that's massively dominated by the exact kind of people that Trump 2.0 is actively persecuting might have more depressing vibes in 2025 than it did in 2024
I let out several different audible “NO”s during this video incredible stuff, you gotta watch the whole thing
Hmmm, no mention of Chris Rufo, New College, or Don’t Say Gay. This must surely be a good faith and fair discussion of Ron DeSantis’ impact on education.
*steroids not included
Trump is just the third Bush administration, change my mind
specifically Trump II is the Bush administration as interpreted by the people who basically saw him as a creeping theocrat
Remembering when the NYT went on a weeks-long bender covering a decades-old real estate deal the Clintons were involved in, in which they *lost money*.
Record-breaking levels of corruption
what drives me insane about this is that none of these guys ever question the epistemic effect of using a site that has basically gone full far-right to the point of calling for remigration the real threat is uh, actually, random liberals and leftists on a breakaway social media platform
I desperately want to email this to a certain journalist
tbh there's a subset of X/Twitter that basically view Bluesky as the last refuge of the woke/Warrenites which is just a very funny mindset to have
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
Remember when people used the term "false equivalency"?
“Blueskyism” Rent free lmao
Obviously it’s the Epstein files?
*Googling about the stock market later in 1929* Oh dear
Schatz is very much the front runner for senate majority leader after Schumer retires and he has very clearly cooked his brain on twitter
Someone please kill me right now.
Interesting thought. I think the first copy of Harry Potter I remember seeing had a Scholastic logo on it.
JUST IN: Drew Ensign, on behalf of DOJ, reports that all of the migrant children have been returned to ORR custody.
"The French don't have a record of colonizing and conquering countries" is an unbelievable PR victory
New York reopened it’s schools to odd even in person learning in the fall of 2020. School were fully reopened with mask mandates for the 2021-2022 school year.
The United States had one of the worst COVID outcomes in the entire world from a body count standpoint. Anyone who argues with a straight face we were TOO cautious is an unserious imbecile.
MAHA’s central thesis is that modern medicine is bad, unless it’s gear
Weird, putting tariffs on construction materials and throwing day laborers in concentration camps should have solved the supply problem by now
I've never seen such a disconnect between Dem elected/staff/consultants and actual Dem voters. The latter understand what's going on. The former are awash in right-wing brainrot, hence @schatz.bsky.social blaming COVID mitigation and BLM marches for the GOP's wanton destruction of public health.
![@EsotericCD It was in this moment that many of us hanging on to a thin sliver of trust in our institutions irrevocably lost faith in them. One of the most poisonous blows to public trust in living memory - worse than the effect of the Iraq War in many ways. RFK Jr is a direct result of this. Quote Steve Guest @SteveGuest · Aug 31 Politico 5 years ago: [screenshot of article falsely claiming public health officials lied about COVID measures then abandoned them for BLM protests] Views](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ddvus7otnqtlh7fdooxm6qat/bafkreihsypwydo5rcis7mc54cwct6h33l5co477nvh7g7hs7na2fz4jl3q@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Vance in the wings like
We must making increasing ludicrous demands about proving he’s alive until he collapses on camera. I’ll believe Trump is alive when I see him saunter through the ICE obstacle course Dean Cain did last week in 4K.
Courts still matter.
Promises made. Promises kept.
NYTimes ten months later: using questionably constitutional tactics, Trump is offering a fresh, bold reimagining of the power of the American presidency
happy labor day
It is insane to me that the richest man in the world is using his global megaphone to call for millions of British people to be rounded up and deported (including my family) and somehow this isn’t even news.
Tokyo under rain ☔️
We’re only a few years removed from creatjng a vaccine to protect against a deadly airborne virus in a matter of months. Now, we have a scion fail son running the CDC into the ground not because it failed, but because its success conflicts with RFK Jr’s eugenicist ideology.
Pure distillation of Trump's view that positive-sum trade is literally impossible—buying = losing & selling = winning, automatically But also a good view into the inconsistencies of his trade "demands". He's mad at India for its tariffs, but even zeroing them wouldn't be enough?
The Trump judges on the DC Circuit motions panel stayed Boasburg’s contempt proceedings.
Amazing things are happening on X the Everything App
What if most ppl arent actually still seething about an event from five years ago and the only ppl that are are extremely online weirdos and the reason why a lot of our news media & our political class cant see the forest for the trees on this is bc they too are way too online?
Happy Labor Day 🙂
Trump will not make a public appearance today either. His last televised appearance was as long as six days ago.
Trump now routinely barks orders to the Opus Dei Court and they do whatever he commands of them.
Perhaps Trump and the White House are handling this situation poorly because there’s no way to handle it well.
Between Trump being 1/2 dead all weekend, Giuliani’s car crash, Clinton traveling with a defibrillator, this, I’m reminded that we’re NOT actually collectively psychologically (& logistically) prepared for the RATE at which the earliest round of boomers are going to start dropping.
At this point in 2017 Biden wasn’t even considered a presidential possibility, but Michael Avenatti was.
NEW: 72 of the 76 Guatemalan children previously boarded onto planes have been returned to ORR custody, per DOJ, with the remaining 4 expected to be returned in the next 15 min. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Drew Ensign after getting too fucking cute with district judges:
I don’t think Kamala Harris would have pushed for the U.S. to literally annex Gaza and build a resort town on the rubble
UPDATE: Judge Sooknanan wants another update at 10:45 p.m. ET to confirm that all members of the putative class of Guatemalan children are back in ORR custody. The presumption of irregularity at work!
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
They are clearly aware of what's being said - "NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE," so he apparently said a few minutes ago - but if they're aware they should photograph him in the White House pool, or an exercise bike, or send him into a friendly crowd for an hour. They are not doing that.
Everything we take for granted — weekends, paid vacations, sick leave, safer workplaces, health care — exists because of unions.
"O’Hanlon was captured at Trump’s first inauguration festivities in DC decked out in his full Eagle Scouts uniform." Highlighting this pic both because it's hilarious and as a grim reminder: the Trump era has been going long enough for teenagers to become cops with prematurely receding hairlines.
so you're admitting he disappeared
I think it’s so awesome this has broken containment
people say posting isn’t praxis but our posting made the president of the united states imperil his own health, maybe his life, to stage a stupid photo op while recovering from some illness and/or procedure to treat that illness
It's pretty stunning how the Trump admin has completely burnt down any sense of regularity or proper behavior in every district court in the country.
I’m looking forward to Drew Ensign’s post DOJ career where judges ask him if he understands their rulings and orders all the time.
This is incredible. The DoJ has burned all credibility with the courts.
Look, this guy is obviously the antichrist.
Coping, seething, throwing up, etc
obviously Trump always talks in these histrionic terms but it’s very funny to take the position of “if we return to the trade policy of my first term the whole country dies”
NEW: A week or so ago, one federal agent kept popping up in videos from Trump's violent DC crackdown—so @jsweetli.bsky.social and I investigated. Turns out he's a 26-year-old US Parks Police officer, a lesser known law enforcement unit currently championed by Interior Sec. Doug Burnum. Our report:
Ok fine I hereby nominate Roger Clemens for the Nobel Baseball Prize.
Congestion pricing is actually the perfect example here. Trump declared that “congestion pricing is dead” (and that he is the king) Hochul and the MTA told him to fuck off, and now, more than 6 months later, congestion pricing is still alive and working exactly as planned
I am very good at multitasking.* *I think multitasking is when you do five simple tasks very quickly then stare at your phone for twenty minutes.
Governor Walz has the fullest head of hair of any governor in history! [everyone laughs for several minutes]
It's not really a coincidence that Trump is panicking and signing an executive order to try and do stuff with voting right after the GOP got creamed in another special election and another one of their incumbents decided to not run again.
Alexis de Tocqueville's best-known work was his classic study "Democracy in America," analyzing our living standards and system of government during his travels here He noted America's cash bail system was aristocratic horseshit way back in *1835* 190 years ago:
