Gracie has the right idea. Sundays are for snuggles and no bones days
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Gracie has the right idea. Sundays are for snuggles and no bones days
I can only hope if he is that it was excruciating for him
It was Zelda.
What's crazy is these asshole rich fucks never get it. How many times do we have to teach them this lesson? Pro worker laws were the alternative to dragging these fucks from their house in the middle of the night and beating them to death in front of their family. Time to remind them of this lesson🤷🏻♂️
I grew up in a pro-union household and I understand the great things "union thugs" gave and have gotten for their fellow workers through blood, sweat, tears, and literal life. United we stand divided we beg. The rich know it. It's time we acted like it
I love @kriswilson.bsky.social so much and all of cyanide and happiness. This is great
All barrels matter, Jon
It makes sense, dude, God loves committing war crimes (have you read the bible? I know Huckabee hasn't, lol), and so does Israel. Satan, on the other hand, not so much.
I am debating on playing Dr. Mario or a Zelda rom hack "Perils of Darkness"
Laughter's the best medicine...hahahaha you fell down
Slowly. Painfully. Pants shidded.
They're so god damned stupid.
I mean, his god killed like 40 kids with some bears for making fun of a bald guy, so this tracks
and ever since, the universe has been obsessed with putting holes in their brain cases
lol classic. Telling them to be concerned about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide is also funny.
I also like to tell'em "you're welcome to go find a nazi & tell them thanks for voting like a leftist" or when they say "WeLl ThE kKk WaS sTaRtEd By ThE lEfT" and then I tell them to go ahead & tell a klansman "thanks for voting like a leftist" & then I tell them they'll get laughed at or assaulted😏
I always tell these turds "You're gonna shit a brick when I tell you where buffalo wings come from" They don't typically find that funny :-P
I just think of the Fartbook episode of Letterkenny every time I see something like this
They should've expanded the number of Darwin Award recipients that day
I'm surprised they didn't have The Major wearing mirrored aviators for this film. I'm not saying run of the mill regular aviators don't look rad on you 🤷🏻♂️
I need to see someone beat his ass within an inch of his life. Then take an extra foot.
It's always a confession with these assholes
Teach the next generation about AI? She can't even spell it
"I'd be a dictator on day one" - literally Donald Trump during the campaign trail
Just imagine if a Muslim did this to a Christian Bible how egregious it would be to Newsmax Numpties
I have to go pee but I seem to have a problem getting up. Kitty says no
That's fair
Why past Pluto? Why not into the sun. It'd be closer and more fiscally responsible. She could be sent via SpaceX rocket 😏
Nice, and decent sides?
Without the French, the American Revolution would likely have been quashed 🤷🏻♂️ for them to be fair it was a proxy war with England, but still.
But will we still be able to play checkers in rocking chairs
If she's released/pardoned she's fair game for some vigilante justice and I hope it's as public as the UHC CEO
That just means she's fair game for some vigilante justice
I just love their Halloween collections in the gift shop. It's always top tier. Otherwise, I'm just happy to get biscuits and gravy and play the triangle pegboard game
He's like a smaller version of Behemoth/Gene
The time to be nice about this shit is over. They're not going to stop until we're armed and they have a barrel pointed at them, and them anti-gov't pro 2a assholes are pretty silent about being tread on.
The Lone Wolf band is awesome. Some of their originals are dope too
When he's gone, I am taking a week of PTO and I'm going to get the best sleep in my life ever.
But, what about Brad's wife
I had a diet doctor pepper at lunch. It's important information that is more importanter than Dobson
Do these turds not understand triage? The other option is here in Murica. You get this shit. 8200 total. 7500 "discount" (write off for the provider) insurance pays 345 and I get the rest, about 286. So much winning for this American with an angiodema of the lips due to reaction of a medication
Heck yeah! Get them gains!
Should throw their asses in CECOT
I wish he'd go up into space again in his rocket. Maybe it'd end up like his last few launches. Oh, I hate that douche so much
I say she should start shitting or pissing in republican seats or desks
@gamersupps.bsky.social it's good so far ❤️
My 5e character got some free samples of some drink mixes. My half orc barbarian is thirsty #dungeonsanddragons #5e #neeeeeeerrrrrd
Lawful evil vs chaotic evil
Well, we had actual Nazis in Indianapolis today. They show up in Muncie I'm going to fucking jail 🪓
Trump didn't even say thank you
I sit to pee all the time. I just don't like pissing on the toilet seat 🤷🏻♂️ plus my cats demand I pet them. Never alone 😅
At least the sandwich thrower mustard up the courage to do the right thing because mayonnaise a lot of law enforcement there. I still relish the thought, though
Every time Trump bitches, Obama should get a new one
I hope so
I'm glad they mustard up the courage for that because mayonnaise a lot of cops out that day
I'm glad they mustard up the courage for that because mayonnaise a lot of cops out that day
I say it alot but most of my journey and realizations came from people like @holykoolaid.bsky.social @sethandrews.com @darkmatter2525.bsky.social @aron-ra.bsky.social and many others. Their videos helped me accept who I am along my apostatic adventure. The trauma ran deep but I'm now stronger 2/2
Nice, I gave up mine 13 years ago. Never was rightwing was always center left but now I'm farther left. It was honestly one of the hardest things for me to do. Felt like leaving an abusive relationship and my world crumbled but I've built it back up slowly and stronger. It's freeing. 1/2
This level of petty will never get old
Oh, I'm in the Hoosier State. So I get it. The cult of pedo-nality is strong here too 😒 but hey we have ginormous pork tenderloin sandwiches
I miss my propane grill. Had it for 14 years but I never got a rain cover so the bottom rusted out, a wheel fell off, the venturi tube where the gas came out rusted, my dog died, and my house divorced me 😏. Okay well, some of that may not be true
This is why American Healthcare is a joke. This was an emergency room visit for swollen lips brought on by an allergic reaction to a medication I was on. $8200 pre-insurance. $7543.40 a "discount" (contractual adjustment, aka write-off), they pay $350. I pay $286.40. #GobblessMuricanHealthcare
Cookin' with sweet lady charcoal. Boy I tell y'what
Sounds like the penguins are still salty about tariffs 😏
Truth Social? More like Poop Social. Amirite?
Guess The Exploited were right youtu.be/HPfeTBwrGAw?...
I would stare in awe and in fear. In awe because of the beautiful sight of the Earth and the serenity, but also fear knowing how miniscule we are in the grand scheme of things and how unimportant we are to the universe.
🎶Still doin' time in this honky tonk prison. Still doin' time where a man ain't forgiven🎶
Music speaks for us when conversation isn't enough and music speaks to us when conversation is too much.
Count me as shocked.
Sounds about white
Saturday Nutsack...lol effing ded
I love when the pro capitalist class says things like "when a company makes record breaking profits, it's under no obligation to share those profits with it's employees" and doesn't see the irony of disproving things like trickle down or just capitalism in general. It's deliciously ironic
It's serious business because he has a mullet and a flame vest
The sarcastic spongebob font lol I can't 😆
I bet their form of government is Kongmunism
Spite and nicotine mostly
My Great Uncle Gaylord didn't just storm the beaches of fucking Normandy for a goddamned holiday for these Nazi scumfucks to take over America. This is some bullshit
Can't beat Gene Rayburn, but Martin Short is as close as you can get
Lol he got crinkled like the little nutsack he is.
Focus on me, and I'll send it on. Kinda like a relay. I'll strengthen the signal
I bet you DonOld will wipe it out for him
Every day I hope he ends his golf outing the same way Bing Crosby did, and every day, I'm a bit disappointed
He can be his neighbor again 😏
In case you're wondering
*murdered by Israel
Zombie TV show idea. I call it "Deaducation" and a seemingly normal high school or college . Zombies somehow fit in there and the first episode is called "Parent, Eat Her, Conference" still working on the concept
Omg, chuck is a ginger?
I know I've mentioned this book on this platform a few times @danielkraus.com but like, it's so good, and I'm a bit obsessed. I regret nothing
Not a single republican (or libertarian) has ever tried to put a stop to these pro rape laws. The age of consent should be 18 at the minimal, full stop. Otherwise, you just want an excuse to diddle kiddles.
I do not, but that looks astounding. I hope every bite was total bliss, man.
Is that some sort of calzone and a brownie? Count me peanut butter and jelly
