The National Guardners
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...and his liver?
He's working on his next book "Tapped Out"
💯 I predict that when this is done, Christianity will look very different. Possibly more like Buddhism, but that’s a whole other story.
Here we go: Victims of Trump's best friend, wingman and pedo bro, Jeffrey Epstein, are going to have a press conference at 10:30 AM ET on September 3, 2025 at the US Capitol. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿😊👇
"Basmati and Carolina ain't here tonight - and if ya wan't Thai..ya gotta open your wallet."
"Epstein files ready yet?"
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
Aka: The dear tick express.
"Dear Blah, Blah , Dean must be excused from ICE school because he got a boo-boo."
Thank you Neal Katyal for your hard work !
...and likely a generous helping of anabolic steroids
Trump's tariffs just declared ILLEGAL!
Trump's tariffs just declared ILLEGAL!
Dennis Goris (@dennisgoris.bsky.social) with a cartoon that's profound, sad, and tragically spot on.
"God prepares individuals for His purposes through trials that test qualities like faith, patience, obedience, character, humility, love, and perseverance... " - Which "test" was this? 🤷♂️
The shooter file was on Kash and Bondi's desks..under The Epstein Files.
" "Jair Bolsonaro, Brazil’s former president, is heading to trial. But his path there has stirred concern that the judiciary has overstepped its bounds." -NYT It appears Brazil is looking for a path to reduce The Former President Trump's tariffs... 😰
🚨🚨🚨Shelton, WA, firefighters stopped by ICE. Representatives from 3 indigenous tribes were included in this shake down. Additional information on the following post. 1/2
Convicted felon, Donald Trump, is on a crusade to hurt Americans because there isn’t any other reason to explain why he is making immigration checks of firefighters who are IN THE MIDST OF BATTLING WILDFIRES a priority. Trump makes America less safe everyday.
How can we trust a man who is on a vengeful destruction of our nation, who is quickly disintegrating before our eyes... with the Nuclear Codes at his finger tips?
You have to start to wonder if the interior decorator is actually trolling him.
One can only imagine what they'll do to the Kennedy Center
A billion times better than a little kid behind you kicking your seat!! I’d pay extra to have this dude travel behind me, and would happily post him/her snacks the whole flight!!
That is the weekly roundtable "Beg for a pardon"
You guys, I am very impressed by the range and imagination of the sandwich jokes.
All great humor has a basis in reality...but this administration isn't living in our reality.
Don't you mean the "DOH!-J" ..
NEW: A federal grand jury has REFUSED to indict sandwich guy! I imagine the DoJ will keep trying. They have two weeks, at which point they’ll have to drop the charges or reduce it to a misdemeanor. 🥪 www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
For the tourism industry, not all publicity is good publicity: our analysis of available data shows a significant drop in people visiting America this year econ.st/47iJzby
Most expensive trash pick up in the world!!
trash men be like..
These guys should be home with their families.
BREAKING: Abrego Garcia just renewed his bid for asylum. Keep fighting!
Garcia. Abrego. Will. Ultimately. Win. 🏋️♀️- 🥊 - ✌️
Another swing..miss - but his clingons suck it up. 🤥
It's obvious..
In this instance .. Trump's hands are no doubt beneath the table for a self-congratulatory "handshake".
You have to lock up everyone around Trump as soon as the regime is brought down. Especially Miller. Life in prison for all.
Just your daily dose of GOP hypocrisy. Trump's brand, of course.
Anal abscess
Crime scene
Let’s all take a moment to reflect on how this just absolute alpha male sprayed on his hair for TV
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
And call itself - 11 Madison Cracker Barrell
He'll be 💀before it's completion ..🤞
...Insane. Dictator. Bent. On. Destroying. Our. Country.
🚨BREAKING: Third Circuit STRIKES DOWN Pennsylvania requirement that mail-in ballots that arrive in undated or misdated return envelopes be discarded. Court holds that Constitution requires they be counted. A big victory for our clients DSCC and DCCC and PA voters!
Imagine if Biden said this! 🙄😒
All because of his Scotland golf club! HE's fu#king nuts!
What's the point of a catheter (?) ,it's extremely hard to squeeze water from a mushroom !
I feel so powerless. I can’t stop feeling terrible. This is wrong.
I feel most elected Democrats are currently stuck at the "Thoughts & Prayers" stage - we need them to get REALLY, REALLY, REALLY ANGRY - and act upon it...like NOW!
Each one of these should be on billboards across the country in red cities and states!
🤣🔊🆙 Repost please or quote. Just spread the truth 👍
Weird — I was always taught that when a government seizes private business, that’s communism.
Intel stocking is dropping as I write this..
You'd drag your right leg to if you had a catheter tied to your wang. Sorry for the technicolor details but>>> NOT.
Has anyone else noticed that he is usually just parked behind the Resolute Desk these days?
"We'll drain the Great Lakes and restock with gold fish because everyone knows how much I like gold ..all things gold.."
Whoopsy
Let's not forget trump F'd with the census that year, added a citizenship question and shortened the data collection timeline❗
She was right all along… try and imagine how peaceful and pleasant it would be living in the USA if she was president
a plug is a plug...so at least there's a positive take.
URGENT: U.S. human screwworm case just reported This parasite can devastate cattle by laying eggs in wounds of warm-blooded animals—eventually killing livestock. The beef industry could be at serious risk Trump just fired 5,600 USDA and 1,300 CDC employees, while pushing budget cuts of 44% at CDC
Nothing to fear JFK Jr's worm is here!
Kristi Noem and her squad of geniuses are painting the American side of the wall black—apparently to keep us from escaping.
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Sunday The Rooster
The oil/dino myth was perpetuated by the Sinclair Oil company's dinosaur mascot. Dinos died millions of years later.. but the myth stays alive.
There’s literally no chance in hell he’s going to make four years. 🔥
Months only.. youtu.be/arII_KYvxHU?...
hey if Trump’s in ill health IT SUDDENLY BECOMES VERY IMPORTANT THAT JD VANCE FOLLOWS HALF OF TWITTER’S BIGGEST NAZI ACCOUNTS
tick..tock..tick..tock...💀 youtu.be/arII_KYvxHU?...
Only a fewmonths to live - It's finally going to happen❗👍🤞😀 youtu.be/arII_KYvxHU?...
