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No shit, Einstein.
Looking for my Yooperlite in the Pacific Northwest. USA 1990-2014. Republicans are Lawrence Tierney. Democrats are Elisha Cook, Jr.
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No shit, Einstein.
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She’s either a prostitute, a whore, or a hooker.
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What the fuck is he babbling about?
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Even his daughter hates him.
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He looks like a fucking asshole. He is a fucking asshole.
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Definitely always assume the worst with Trump.
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“He’s a shopping cart. From here on out.”
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Has anyone told Hakeem Jeffries?
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Fishing boats generally don’t have five outboard motors.
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Ohms means RESISTANCE!
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No different than Bush, Obama, Trump, and Biden droning multiple desert weddings.
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Mike Wallace and John Tower were KGB agents? Big if true.
Classic Rock Junky AKA Todd James (@tjsbam.bsky.social) reposted
September 2, 1972 Rod Stewart was at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'You Wear It Well', the singers second UK No.1 was taken from his album Never A Dull Moment. #ClassicRock #RockNRoll #ClassicVinyl #MusicSky youtu.be/hQqNUwNNkTo?...
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“American National Guard soldiers are SS,” says the Galaxy Brain.
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Blaming NG soldiers instead of the Mango Mussolini is fucked-up and incredibly elitist.
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In that case, Trump will just deploy the Regular Army.
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NEW: Mike Lee's social-media addiction reaches an embarrassing new low. www.thebulwark.com/p/mike-lee-p...
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CC: Jake Tapper
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
So it turns out Donald Trump really was too frail and elderly for a second term.
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Joe Biden voted “YES” to create the Department of Homeland Security and ICE.
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Joe Biden voted “YES” to create the Department of Homeland Security and ICE.
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Because we all know that Democrats are milquetoast cowards afraid of their own shadows.
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TIL that Time Magazine still exists.
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But…Old Bay!
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“Did you know that you literally crap out your stomach twice a week? Hors d'oeuvre?”
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Trump’s body double, you mean.
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Unfortunately, I’m a Mariners fan.
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51 of the 85 Federalist papers were written by Alexander Hamilton, a fellow born in the Federation of Saint Kitts and Nevis, a sovereign state in the Lesser Antilles archipelago of the Caribbean.
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What were some of the red flags?
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…and perhaps his greatest (albeit unsung) role: www.imdb.com/title/tt0062...
Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
There he goes, off to golf
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lol
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Only if you give a shit what Republicans think.
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Tragically, he survived.
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Bullshit jargon.
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Cormac McCarthy was also an accomplished woodworker.
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Nice! U make?
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Why the hell didn’t NASA put it in a proper orbit the first time?
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As California AG, Kamala Harris incarcerated hundreds of non-violent “criminals” for marijuana violations. (Don’t @ me with the excuse “she was only following CA law!”) She also ran a weak and hapless presidential campaign. She is the last person I want to hear from today.
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Gruden is shunned by people with class.
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Whatever happened to his “Canadian” girlfriend?
Dee Snider (@deesnider.bsky.social) reposted
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The Rev is a total street grifter. Always has been.
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MS. Magazine and the National Organization of Women? Yes, I've heard of them. 😉 Such terrible branding. My god.
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Cool stuff.
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Endorse a candidate, you coward. Democrats are weak. They won’t utter a simple declarative sentence because they’re afraid they might offend somebody, somewhere.
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Now millions of Fox News viewers will see a “Democrat” mocking the military, the media will talk about it 24/7, and the Democrats will be forced to deny it. A fucking own goal.
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This illustrates the utter contempt that some on the left have for the military and the working class. These Guardsman could be welders and mechanics who chose to serve one weekend a month. To help and serve in their communities. But they’re just a big joke on TikTok.
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Fleischmann refuses to rise to the occasion. I'll see myself out.
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There's the "Kubrick Stare" and there's the "Come sit on my lap, little girl" stare.
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The "sunflower state?"
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🫡
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Joe Biden voted “YES” to create the Department of Homeland Security.
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Perhaps he will die tonight. We can only hope.
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Lorne Michaels is television’s Joe Biden.
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R.I.P. he was a great follow.
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I misted up reading that.
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I don’t think so, no random capitalizations, and quotation marks.
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100% He’s too sick and hopefully dying.
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He’s a raving criminal lunatic.
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No, their orders are *not* illegal. Be angry at Trump; not some PFC in the National Guard.
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Why are you mocking these NG soldiers who have no choice to be where they are right now?
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Because he’s dying.
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Was it organized crime?
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Nancy Pelosi is busy clearing the way for her daughter to take her seat.
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The Botoxed, doddering, palsy-trembling, insider-trading geriatric gelato queen is an inspiration for term and age limits.
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If LBJ and Churchill had a baby…
Rob Israel (@robisraelart.bsky.social) reposted
Here was my logo design proposal for Cracker Barrel’s new branding. They told me to not ever go in any of their restaurants again. 👇👇👇
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🤣
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
“I’m about to lose my farm… Do you think we’re idiots? You know nothing about what a working class citizen does.” 🔥 Whew. Watch. Share.
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Michigan State will never bend the knee.
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Word salad. He’s making zero sense. That’s not even language; it’s random words.
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Never gonna happen with the present Democratic Party leadership in Congress.
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“The United States States.” covfefe.
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I am unsure what this is about and I have no desire to be surer.
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Did someone mention flag desecration?
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Definitely not Pacific Northwest.
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Interesting, but I can’t understand why it was taking multiple Zoom calls to schedule a podcast appearance. Harris’s people should have jumped at the chance for her to appear in front of an audience that size, instead of fighting over it. Probably wouldn’t have changed anything ultimately, however.
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Rogan offered her a slot and Harris admits that she “couldn’t find time” for a trip to Austin. So it’s on her.
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Dems are finally getting it.
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And Joe Biden had *four years* to bring justice down on Trump.
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She could have spoken that on Joe Rogan’s podcast.
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First I've heard of this show, but it explains why people are watching "McCabe and Mrs. Miller" again.
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Why can’t Democrats ever utter a single fucking declarative sentence? They are utter cowards.
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Is this news to Wes Moore?
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Exactly. I’m running various LLMs locally and “simulated intelligence” would be a better descriptor, imo. Like any other tool, it can be used for good or ill.
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“White people, you suck and I hope you die” is totally the message Democrats should run on. 🙄
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That lyric always bothered me. “Masses” doesn’t rhyme with “masses,” it’s the same word.
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Hakeem Jeffries is a weak milquetoast cuck. If anyone needs their Wheaties, it’s him.
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MAGA will not resist the strongly-worded letter from Chuck Schumer that we know is coming.
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Next stop: Uganda (according to Trump officials).
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"Quid pro quo, Clarice."