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Mummified Yeti Hand

@jackacid.bsky.social

Looking for my Yooperlite in the Pacific Northwest. USA 1990-2014. Republicans are Lawrence Tierney. Democrats are Elisha Cook, Jr.

created August 4, 2023

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Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

No shit, Einstein.

3/9/2025, 1:56:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s either a prostitute, a whore, or a hooker.

3/9/2025, 1:53:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

What the fuck is he babbling about?

3/9/2025, 1:38:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even his daughter hates him.

3/9/2025, 1:34:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 12:38:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like a fucking asshole. He is a fucking asshole.

3/9/2025, 12:25:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely always assume the worst with Trump.

3/9/2025, 12:21:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

“He’s a shopping cart. From here on out.”

3/9/2025, 12:19:55 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Has anyone told Hakeem Jeffries?

3/9/2025, 12:17:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Fishing boats generally don’t have five outboard motors.

3/9/2025, 12:13:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohms means RESISTANCE!

3/9/2025, 12:09:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

No different than Bush, Obama, Trump, and Biden droning multiple desert weddings.

3/9/2025, 12:02:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Mike Wallace and John Tower were KGB agents? Big if true.

2/9/2025, 11:55:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Classic Rock Junky AKA Todd James (@tjsbam.bsky.social) reposted

September 2, 1972 Rod Stewart was at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'You Wear It Well', the singers second UK No.1 was taken from his album Never A Dull Moment. #ClassicRock #RockNRoll #ClassicVinyl #MusicSky youtu.be/hQqNUwNNkTo?...

2/9/2025, 12:56:24 PM | 119 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

“American National Guard soldiers are SS,” says the Galaxy Brain.

2/9/2025, 10:14:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Blaming NG soldiers instead of the Mango Mussolini is fucked-up and incredibly elitist.

2/9/2025, 8:52:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

In that case, Trump will just deploy the Regular Army.

2/9/2025, 7:26:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Keiper (@adamkeiper.com) reposted

NEW: Mike Lee's social-media addiction reaches an embarrassing new low. www.thebulwark.com/p/mike-lee-p...

2/9/2025, 7:07:42 PM | 82 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social)

CC: Jake Tapper

2/9/2025, 6:56:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

So it turns out Donald Trump really was too frail and elderly for a second term.

2/9/2025, 6:55:43 PM | 2983 322 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Joe Biden voted “YES” to create the Department of Homeland Security and ICE.

2/9/2025, 6:04:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Joe Biden voted “YES” to create the Department of Homeland Security and ICE.

2/9/2025, 6:03:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Because we all know that Democrats are milquetoast cowards afraid of their own shadows.

2/9/2025, 5:59:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

TIL that Time Magazine still exists.

2/9/2025, 5:33:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

But…Old Bay!

2/9/2025, 5:24:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

“Did you know that you literally crap out your stomach twice a week? Hors d'oeuvre?”

2/9/2025, 5:13:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says,
1/9/2025, 11:16:00 PM | 42360 4960 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump’s body double, you mean.

2/9/2025, 2:07:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, I’m a Mariners fan.

2/9/2025, 2:05:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social)

51 of the 85 Federalist papers were written by Alexander Hamilton, a fellow born in the Federation of Saint Kitts and Nevis, a sovereign state in the Lesser Antilles archipelago of the Caribbean.

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1/9/2025, 2:53:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:48:41 AM | 25962 7195 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

What were some of the red flags?

1/9/2025, 1:18:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

…and perhaps his greatest (albeit unsung) role: www.imdb.com/title/tt0062...

31/8/2025, 10:53:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Hager (@michaelhag.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

There he goes, off to golf

31/8/2025, 4:07:00 PM | 103 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

lol

31/8/2025, 7:52:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if you give a shit what Republicans think.

31/8/2025, 7:42:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Tragically, he survived.

31/8/2025, 7:41:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit jargon.

31/8/2025, 7:35:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Cormac McCarthy was also an accomplished woodworker.

31/8/2025, 7:25:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice! U make?

31/8/2025, 7:23:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Why the hell didn’t NASA put it in a proper orbit the first time?

31/8/2025, 5:19:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

As California AG, Kamala Harris incarcerated hundreds of non-violent “criminals” for marijuana violations. (Don’t @ me with the excuse “she was only following CA law!”) She also ran a weak and hapless presidential campaign. She is the last person I want to hear from today.

31/8/2025, 5:06:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Gruden is shunned by people with class.

31/8/2025, 4:29:20 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever happened to his “Canadian” girlfriend?

31/8/2025, 4:43:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dee Snider (@deesnider.bsky.social) reposted

31/8/2025, 4:38:10 AM | 357 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

The Rev is a total street grifter. Always has been.

31/8/2025, 3:17:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

MS. Magazine and the National Organization of Women? Yes, I've heard of them. 😉 Such terrible branding. My god.

31/8/2025, 3:14:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social)

Cool stuff.

31/8/2025, 3:07:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Endorse a candidate, you coward. Democrats are weak. They won’t utter a simple declarative sentence because they’re afraid they might offend somebody, somewhere.

31/8/2025, 2:19:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Now millions of Fox News viewers will see a “Democrat” mocking the military, the media will talk about it 24/7, and the Democrats will be forced to deny it. A fucking own goal.

31/8/2025, 2:04:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

This illustrates the utter contempt that some on the left have for the military and the working class. These Guardsman could be welders and mechanics who chose to serve one weekend a month. To help and serve in their communities. But they’re just a big joke on TikTok.

31/8/2025, 2:04:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Fleischmann refuses to rise to the occasion. I'll see myself out.

31/8/2025, 12:58:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

There's the "Kubrick Stare" and there's the "Come sit on my lap, little girl" stare.

31/8/2025, 12:49:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

The "sunflower state?"

31/8/2025, 12:46:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫡

31/8/2025, 12:03:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Joe Biden voted “YES” to create the Department of Homeland Security.

30/8/2025, 10:53:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps he will die tonight. We can only hope.

30/8/2025, 10:45:13 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Lorne Michaels is television’s Joe Biden.

30/8/2025, 10:32:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

R.I.P. he was a great follow.

30/8/2025, 10:11:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

I misted up reading that.

30/8/2025, 7:14:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture paulpro (@mariopro.bsky.social) reposted

Some day I’ll read this and my eyes will stay dry

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30/8/2025, 5:53:51 PM | 132 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think so, no random capitalizations, and quotation marks.

30/8/2025, 7:07:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

100% He’s too sick and hopefully dying.

30/8/2025, 6:58:20 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a raving criminal lunatic.

30/8/2025, 6:57:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

No, their orders are *not* illegal. Be angry at Trump; not some PFC in the National Guard.

30/8/2025, 6:49:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you mocking these NG soldiers who have no choice to be where they are right now?

30/8/2025, 5:45:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he’s dying.

30/8/2025, 5:44:25 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was it organized crime?

29/8/2025, 11:48:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nancy Pelosi is busy clearing the way for her daughter to take her seat.

28/8/2025, 12:17:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Botoxed, doddering, palsy-trembling, insider-trading geriatric gelato queen is an inspiration for term and age limits.

28/8/2025, 12:11:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

If LBJ and Churchill had a baby…

27/8/2025, 8:13:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rob Israel (@robisraelart.bsky.social) reposted

Here was my logo design proposal for Cracker Barrel’s new branding. They told me to not ever go in any of their restaurants again. 👇👇👇

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25/8/2025, 3:29:38 PM | 367 89 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

26/8/2025, 3:04:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

“I’m about to lose my farm… Do you think we’re idiots? You know nothing about what a working class citizen does.” 🔥 Whew. Watch. Share.

26/8/2025, 2:04:25 AM | 4241 1526 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Michigan State will never bend the knee.

25/8/2025, 10:16:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Word salad. He’s making zero sense. That’s not even language; it’s random words.

25/8/2025, 10:14:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never gonna happen with the present Democratic Party leadership in Congress.

25/8/2025, 10:06:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“The United States States.” covfefe.

25/8/2025, 1:28:17 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am unsure what this is about and I have no desire to be surer.

25/8/2025, 1:25:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Did someone mention flag desecration?

25/8/2025, 12:44:07 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely not Pacific Northwest.

25/8/2025, 8:05:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Interesting, but I can’t understand why it was taking multiple Zoom calls to schedule a podcast appearance. Harris’s people should have jumped at the chance for her to appear in front of an audience that size, instead of fighting over it. Probably wouldn’t have changed anything ultimately, however.

25/8/2025, 2:38:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Rogan offered her a slot and Harris admits that she “couldn’t find time” for a trip to Austin. So it’s on her.

25/8/2025, 2:15:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Dems are finally getting it.

25/8/2025, 2:01:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Joe Biden had *four years* to bring justice down on Trump.

25/8/2025, 1:59:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She could have spoken that on Joe Rogan’s podcast.

25/8/2025, 1:55:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First I've heard of this show, but it explains why people are watching "McCabe and Mrs. Miller" again.

25/8/2025, 1:37:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why can’t Democrats ever utter a single fucking declarative sentence? They are utter cowards.

24/8/2025, 10:54:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this news to Wes Moore?

24/8/2025, 10:52:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. I’m running various LLMs locally and “simulated intelligence” would be a better descriptor, imo. Like any other tool, it can be used for good or ill.

24/8/2025, 10:05:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“White people, you suck and I hope you die” is totally the message Democrats should run on. 🙄

24/8/2025, 9:58:14 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That lyric always bothered me. “Masses” doesn’t rhyme with “masses,” it’s the same word.

24/8/2025, 9:47:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hakeem Jeffries is a weak milquetoast cuck. If anyone needs their Wheaties, it’s him.

24/8/2025, 5:36:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are terrified by art.

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MAGA will not resist the strongly-worded letter from Chuck Schumer that we know is coming.

23/8/2025, 11:48:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Marilyn Munster (@heyfren.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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Next stop: Uganda (according to Trump officials).

23/8/2025, 1:55:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mummified Yeti Hand (@jackacid.bsky.social) reply parent

"Quid pro quo, Clarice."

23/8/2025, 1:53:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view