Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
That B ball hit him where his testes should be, and he didnāt flinch. Conclusion: trump took his balls from him.
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That B ball hit him where his testes should be, and he didnāt flinch. Conclusion: trump took his balls from him.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to avoid being sued; Or, trying to gain special favor, so they can raid their prices? Why didnāt you recommend him for his work in ending 10 wars?
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POS JD Vance showed up on Minneapolis to vosit and console the families of the Annunciation tragedy. Heāll offer thoughts and prayers to all who will listen. What he WONāT do is offer support for any kind of gun control. Net/net: his visit is a waste of time and resources.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Florida lawmakers are some of the dumbest people living today.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The blonde guy needs to be MUUCH BIGGER
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Considering how svelte Cruz is, he should STFU about otherās bodyās.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
You need to redefine āsuccessā. It isnāt lining your pockets with everyone elseās money - itās about accomplishments that are beneficial to everyone. The same goes to all your dick sucking minions - in and out of office.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Marjorie should just shut the fuck up, and do it. Sheās more willing to talk about doing shit, than actually doing shit.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
But TX can do it all fucking day long. Right (former) doctor Feelgood?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Heāll be fucking D-E-A-D before itās finished, so why bother?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I have two hoās. How many do you have?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you think they partied together?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
When he goes off script, you end up listening to a fucking lunatic who canāt speak in complete sentences, and canāt maintain a train of thought. Mesmerizing he is not.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās the truth, MTG is a brain damaged, hypocritical idiot, whoās primary goal is attention.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Heās always looked like absolute shit. Now, he looks like dying absolute shit.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Why canāt she be both?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyāre going to shoot his ass full of amphetamines, and prop him up behind a lectern to rant and rave, proving to the world heās as strong and fit as ever.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Isnāt that what Shitcoin is?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās the āBeforeā as in Before trump & cokeā. Something bizarre occurred along the way.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump always manages to find the weakest people and turns them into his bitches.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Gavin has more class than that.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, He wasnāt gay. Just a very down to earth, simple man.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām guessing some WH intern was tasked with putting something together that would make trump sound ālike, Iām really smart. A stable Genius.ā
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās cheaper than paying Rudy for all the legal work that he stiffed him on - something like $2M.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Always a crooked piece of š©. He NEVER misses an opportunity to fuck people over, while proclaiming how much he loves them. āItās smart businessā he probably says. āWe canāt waste moneyā while he adds millions to the budget with gold at his own resorts.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He didnāt need THAT one.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Now we know where DeathSantis draws his fashion ideas.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
This thread went right in the š© er.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
And Clarence Thomas?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
DeathSantis is one smart motherfucker.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if this administration put this energy into ANYTHING which benefitted all, instead of a select few.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyāre reaping what they sowed. And they donāt like it.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Are people who play golf with him required to have his shitty name on their hat?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
So, in trumpās world viciously attacking police officers doing their duty is wholly acceptable. A govt. employee giving an authority figure the finger is cause for dismissal.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Dinner? Iām talkingā breakfast, Baby!
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Cinco de Mayo and Thanksgiving in the same bite! Instead of your grandmaās traditional gravy, a blast of fresh salsa on top.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
No. It would not. Now, Turkey stuffing on nachos is a whole ānother level
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Was Donnie Boy sheltering his big fat ass in the WH bunker while this went on?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
More stupid stuff than scary stuff.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
You need to run for office . Youāve got my vote.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Just ram it.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Annnd that Nobel Peace Prize just keeps slipping further through his tiny little fingers.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
If it was brown smoke it would mean trump was on fire. The air would be unbreathable as well
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole world seems to be telling trump: GFY!
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Iād rather be in a boat than in a pickle.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I think weāre officially a great country being steered by shitHEAD LEADERS
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe you could share some of your secrets with people in the same boat as you.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Consistency. That takes real discipline.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoever that is, he looks like refried shit.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Robert Kennedy Jr is by his bedside every morning and night.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Does trump do all Vanceās thinking for him?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
What a shame.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Sheās Italian, hasnāt she heard of risotto?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Iāll be your friend.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Weak as Fuck, Johnson.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
If God ever needed a reason, trump just gave him three.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatās his diagnosis when he looks in the mirror?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Very Nice!
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
CāMON BEAR!
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Do all M-a-L women look like theyāre 70 year olds whoāve undergone surgery in an attempt to pass for 50 year olds?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, it might not. Note that the crime has to be a capital crime. Did she commit a capital crime? That wasnāt determined. So, this might not qualify.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
This POSās parents received $5M for her justifiable death. Let them spend the money to bury this traitor. Hero? Victim? My Ass!
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatās your address? Iāll make sure they can get in; and you can find a place for them to curl up by the fire.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The odds are definitely against them, arenāt they?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Robertās should never have given trump that bj.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Salty Dogs!
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Heās probably sending them to Mar-a-Lago next. When there are no rioters or criminals to battle, heāll probably put them to work sprucing up his shitty resort - at our expense, of course.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
If they got suckered by trumpās lies, it just proves theyāre not very bright to begin with.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Make DeathSantis pick up the tab.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes you were.š
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās all you got, Johnson?
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
I just sent his to a friend whose birthday is approaching. Luckily, she lives across the country from me.š
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be faster for me if it started at 1900.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Humpty trumpy is echoing Gym Jordan, who always felt it was his job to find fault with Chicagosās crime rate, calling it āBidenās Americaā. However, Gymās districtās stats were even worse.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Breathe? Spitting is more effective for contaminating their food.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The most petty, vindictive motherfucker ever.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām not sad.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
For me, it would need to be a Mexican Food truck! But, Yes!
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Me, too; which is why I needed the asterisk. I just felt it was the most accurate description for her comment.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Because Loomer is a fucking c*nt!
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Fortunately, for me, I donāt do shit with any of them.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya sure!
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooof!
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
We Minnesotans, donācha know!
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
On twitterš¤£šš¤£šš¤£šš¤£š
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Across the pond, they refer to him as āAmericaās Asshole.ā
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Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Congress discussing the Congressional Medal of Honor for diaper Don, yet? I mean, if weāre gonna š© all over the Armed Services, letās not hold back.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the life I want.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The same person who wore a coat inscribed āI really donāt care. Do you?ā Odd are <0
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The California King sez: āNo fuckinā wayā
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
He should double his intake, and prove us wrong.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
A gas station hot dog thatās been on the grill for 6 hours, or more.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps someone could explain to this whack job, trump is the drug which is driving this behavior. If you want to kill a snake, you cut off its head.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear Vanity Fair, Fucking donāt. Respectfully, Sane People
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumbfuck doesnāt understand defending your own country is not the same as attacking another country.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
This
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone, try throwing Holy Water on the motherfucker.
Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent
The trash still needs to be taken out.