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@jalan-jeff.bsky.social

+ Wife, Dogs, Pizza, Golf. - trumpers/maga, shaving, dead of winter. Happily married. Not looking for romance, employment, crypto/financial opportunities or arguments. 🚫 NO DM to initiate contact. Reply to my post if you want to get acquainted.

created November 10, 2024

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Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

That B ball hit him where his testes should be, and he didn’t flinch. Conclusion: trump took his balls from him.

3/9/2025, 11:46:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to avoid being sued; Or, trying to gain special favor, so they can raid their prices? Why didn’t you recommend him for his work in ending 10 wars?

3/9/2025, 11:41:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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POS JD Vance showed up on Minneapolis to vosit and console the families of the Annunciation tragedy. He’ll offer thoughts and prayers to all who will listen. What he WON’T do is offer support for any kind of gun control. Net/net: his visit is a waste of time and resources.

3/9/2025, 9:53:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Florida lawmakers are some of the dumbest people living today.

3/9/2025, 9:31:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The blonde guy needs to be MUUCH BIGGER

3/9/2025, 9:29:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Considering how svelte Cruz is, he should STFU about other’s body’s.

3/9/2025, 9:13:36 PM | 173 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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You need to redefine ā€œsuccessā€. It isn’t lining your pockets with everyone else’s money - it’s about accomplishments that are beneficial to everyone. The same goes to all your dick sucking minions - in and out of office.

3/9/2025, 8:48:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Marjorie should just shut the fuck up, and do it. She’s more willing to talk about doing shit, than actually doing shit.

3/9/2025, 8:44:53 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

But TX can do it all fucking day long. Right (former) doctor Feelgood?

3/9/2025, 1:25:17 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

He’ll be fucking D-E-A-D before it’s finished, so why bother?

3/9/2025, 12:41:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I have two ho’s. How many do you have?

3/9/2025, 12:30:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think they partied together?

3/9/2025, 12:26:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

When he goes off script, you end up listening to a fucking lunatic who can’t speak in complete sentences, and can’t maintain a train of thought. Mesmerizing he is not.

3/9/2025, 12:16:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the truth, MTG is a brain damaged, hypocritical idiot, who’s primary goal is attention.

3/9/2025, 12:09:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s always looked like absolute shit. Now, he looks like dying absolute shit.

2/9/2025, 6:54:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Why can’t she be both?

2/9/2025, 5:26:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re going to shoot his ass full of amphetamines, and prop him up behind a lectern to rant and rave, proving to the world he’s as strong and fit as ever.

2/9/2025, 9:50:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn’t that what Shitcoin is?

2/9/2025, 1:54:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s the ā€˜Before’ as in Before trump & coke’. Something bizarre occurred along the way.

2/9/2025, 1:52:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump always manages to find the weakest people and turns them into his bitches.

2/9/2025, 1:49:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Gavin has more class than that.

2/9/2025, 1:44:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, He wasn’t gay. Just a very down to earth, simple man.

2/9/2025, 1:42:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This Pink Floyd?

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2/9/2025, 1:11:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m guessing some WH intern was tasked with putting something together that would make trump sound ā€œlike, I’m really smart. A stable Genius.ā€

2/9/2025, 12:22:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s cheaper than paying Rudy for all the legal work that he stiffed him on - something like $2M.

1/9/2025, 11:56:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Always a crooked piece of šŸ’©. He NEVER misses an opportunity to fuck people over, while proclaiming how much he loves them. ā€œIt’s smart businessā€ he probably says. ā€œWe can’t waste moneyā€ while he adds millions to the budget with gold at his own resorts.

1/9/2025, 11:47:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn’t need THAT one.

1/9/2025, 5:40:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Now we know where DeathSantis draws his fashion ideas.

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1/9/2025, 5:15:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

This thread went right in the šŸ’© er.

1/9/2025, 4:52:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

And Clarence Thomas?

1/9/2025, 12:04:16 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

DeathSantis is one smart motherfucker.

1/9/2025, 11:57:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine if this administration put this energy into ANYTHING which benefitted all, instead of a select few.

31/8/2025, 9:43:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re reaping what they sowed. And they don’t like it.

31/8/2025, 6:40:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Are people who play golf with him required to have his shitty name on their hat?

31/8/2025, 6:23:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

So, in trump’s world viciously attacking police officers doing their duty is wholly acceptable. A govt. employee giving an authority figure the finger is cause for dismissal.

31/8/2025, 6:01:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Dinner? I’m talking’ breakfast, Baby!

31/8/2025, 2:42:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Cinco de Mayo and Thanksgiving in the same bite! Instead of your grandma’s traditional gravy, a blast of fresh salsa on top.

31/8/2025, 2:28:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

No. It would not. Now, Turkey stuffing on nachos is a whole ā€˜nother level

31/8/2025, 1:29:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Was Donnie Boy sheltering his big fat ass in the WH bunker while this went on?

31/8/2025, 3:32:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

More stupid stuff than scary stuff.

31/8/2025, 3:20:39 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

You need to run for office . You’ve got my vote.

30/8/2025, 11:43:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Just ram it.

30/8/2025, 11:36:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Annnd that Nobel Peace Prize just keeps slipping further through his tiny little fingers.

30/8/2025, 11:34:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

If it was brown smoke it would mean trump was on fire. The air would be unbreathable as well

30/8/2025, 9:33:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole world seems to be telling trump: GFY!

30/8/2025, 9:31:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d rather be in a boat than in a pickle.

30/8/2025, 7:15:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we’re officially a great country being steered by shitHEAD LEADERS

30/8/2025, 7:14:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe you could share some of your secrets with people in the same boat as you.

30/8/2025, 7:08:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Consistency. That takes real discipline.

30/8/2025, 4:25:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoever that is, he looks like refried shit.

30/8/2025, 4:19:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Robert Kennedy Jr is by his bedside every morning and night.

30/8/2025, 4:17:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Does trump do all Vance’s thinking for him?

30/8/2025, 1:32:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

What a shame.

30/8/2025, 1:31:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s Italian, hasn’t she heard of risotto?

30/8/2025, 1:25:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll be your friend.

30/8/2025, 1:22:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Weak as Fuck, Johnson.

30/8/2025, 1:19:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

If God ever needed a reason, trump just gave him three.

30/8/2025, 12:55:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s his diagnosis when he looks in the mirror?

30/8/2025, 12:52:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Very Nice!

30/8/2025, 2:50:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

C’MON BEAR!

30/8/2025, 2:17:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Do all M-a-L women look like they’re 70 year olds who’ve undergone surgery in an attempt to pass for 50 year olds?

30/8/2025, 2:15:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, it might not. Note that the crime has to be a capital crime. Did she commit a capital crime? That wasn’t determined. So, this might not qualify.

30/8/2025, 2:01:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

This POS’s parents received $5M for her justifiable death. Let them spend the money to bury this traitor. Hero? Victim? My Ass!

30/8/2025, 1:55:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s your address? I’ll make sure they can get in; and you can find a place for them to curl up by the fire.

30/8/2025, 1:36:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The odds are definitely against them, aren’t they?

30/8/2025, 1:30:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Robert’s should never have given trump that bj.

30/8/2025, 1:28:59 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Salty Dogs!

30/8/2025, 1:25:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s probably sending them to Mar-a-Lago next. When there are no rioters or criminals to battle, he’ll probably put them to work sprucing up his shitty resort - at our expense, of course.

29/8/2025, 10:19:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

If they got suckered by trump’s lies, it just proves they’re not very bright to begin with.

29/8/2025, 10:09:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make DeathSantis pick up the tab.

29/8/2025, 10:04:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes you were.šŸ‘

29/8/2025, 3:45:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s all you got, Johnson?

29/8/2025, 2:19:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I just sent his to a friend whose birthday is approaching. Luckily, she lives across the country from me.šŸ˜†

29/8/2025, 2:13:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be faster for me if it started at 1900.

29/8/2025, 2:04:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Humpty trumpy is echoing Gym Jordan, who always felt it was his job to find fault with Chicagos’s crime rate, calling it ā€œBiden’s Americaā€. However, Gym’s district’s stats were even worse.

29/8/2025, 1:56:03 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Breathe? Spitting is more effective for contaminating their food.

29/8/2025, 1:40:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The most petty, vindictive motherfucker ever.

29/8/2025, 1:33:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not sad.

29/8/2025, 1:31:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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For me, it would need to be a Mexican Food truck! But, Yes!

29/8/2025, 1:29:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Me, too; which is why I needed the asterisk. I just felt it was the most accurate description for her comment.

29/8/2025, 1:13:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Because Loomer is a fucking c*nt!

29/8/2025, 1:05:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fortunately, for me, I don’t do shit with any of them.

29/8/2025, 1:20:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Ya sure!

29/8/2025, 1:07:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooof!

29/8/2025, 12:59:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

We Minnesotans, don’cha know!

29/8/2025, 12:56:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff in shades (@jalan-jeff.bsky.social) reply parent

On twitteršŸ¤£šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ˜†

28/8/2025, 11:53:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Across the pond, they refer to him as ā€œAmerica’s Asshole.ā€

28/8/2025, 11:20:00 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 11:17:32 PM | 33 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Congress discussing the Congressional Medal of Honor for diaper Don, yet? I mean, if we’re gonna šŸ’© all over the Armed Services, let’s not hold back.

28/8/2025, 11:14:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the life I want.

28/8/2025, 5:35:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The same person who wore a coat inscribed ā€œI really don’t care. Do you?ā€ Odd are <0

28/8/2025, 5:24:59 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The California King sez: ā€œNo fuckin’ wayā€

28/8/2025, 5:20:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should double his intake, and prove us wrong.

28/8/2025, 5:16:40 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A gas station hot dog that’s been on the grill for 6 hours, or more.

28/8/2025, 5:15:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps someone could explain to this whack job, trump is the drug which is driving this behavior. If you want to kill a snake, you cut off its head.

28/8/2025, 1:51:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear Vanity Fair, Fucking don’t. Respectfully, Sane People

28/8/2025, 1:33:00 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumbfuck doesn’t understand defending your own country is not the same as attacking another country.

28/8/2025, 1:28:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This

28/8/2025, 1:13:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone, try throwing Holy Water on the motherfucker.

28/8/2025, 1:10:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The trash still needs to be taken out.

28/8/2025, 1:04:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view