Boeing and Lockheed Martin have entered into a bidding war to supply leaf blowers and mulching equipment.
I am offering the entirety of my worldly possessions to the first person to provide ONE FACT best explained by evoking a god. And it’s not like facts are rare, we’re surrounded by them. They’re everywhere! Outlandishly nonsensical primitive superstitions.
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Boeing and Lockheed Martin have entered into a bidding war to supply leaf blowers and mulching equipment.
Is it too soon to talk about font size?
In a healthy democracy, Donald Trump would be petitioning the court for an early Christmas release, from his 3-year conviction for falsifying an official national weather service map with a sharpie, and disseminating.
Now he shoots 5th avenue in the middle of Manhattan. 2028 Trump shoots Manhattan in the middle of New York. And still won’t lose any votes.
Nice hat, Trump. Did it come with a train set?
MAGA In an uproar, after finding out there are classes in math.
“Giuliani didn’t even see it coming”, said one eyewitness. “He was knocked right out of his pants”, said another witness.
That was the poster for the unaired pilot of Teenage Apprentice.
Germany was the most Christian nation in Europe during Hitler’s rise to power.
Trump is sulking because they left open a chair, but it wasn’t at the head of the table.
Dean Cain resting comfortably after Donald Trump required an emergency skin graft, earlier this week.
The Governor reestablishing the Underground Railroad with Canada made a real difference.
Trump has sent the Navy to try and find Grenada. Probably has nothing to do with Epstein Island.
‼️ BREAKING ‼️ CBS announces the death of Donald Trump.
Want to help? Buy a folding chair, and attend to democracy.
Not many people are saying, a Venezuelan language version of Teenage Apprentice pilot episode imposed as Tariff against the U.S. in negotiations, late last night.
The state of the union will be a real test. DJT’s “ I am a dream” speech will be one for the ages.
White House announces Trump won the senior club championship.
And they say, everything comes in threes. Says, no one at my pub.
They’re already in syndication., or is it sindignation? My spelling sucks.
My favorite evergreen Molly Ivins quote: "I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag."
The weakness of the U.S. Constitution, is how it’s not worth the skin it’s written on when you remove just three words.
Let’s convince a sizeable enough group to think that death is when the party starts.
Does everyone remember the lockdown? March 23, 2020. U.S now leads world in cases of Covid-19. More people died from COVID in Florida than died from COVID in all of Canada. SARS-CoV-2 couldn’t cause an evacuation at the CDC, Trump did.
Now we’ll find out Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffery Epstein were Barron Trump’s godparents.
Thoughts and prayers don’t kill people, guns do.
Congratulations to Justice Powell on her election as Chief Justice of the Virginia Supreme Court. I know she will serve ably and with distinction. I’ve long admired her career as a jurist and I am privileged to call her a friend. richmond.com/news/local/g...
I thought skin color was the biggest indicator of how people will vote. Even with an enshrined disadvantage, in terms of education, Black People were able to figure it out.
Do you remember the march of our troops at Trump’s birthday fiasco? I know I do.
The old, the sick, and the marginalized. No matter what they teach you in Red States, Charles Darwin was not an economist.
The unification of the three branches of government is a monumental achievement.
On what day in January of 29 will Donald Trump be arrested and held, pending trial?
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING Democrat Catelin Drey FLIPS Iowa SD-1 — a district Trump won by 11.5 points in 2024 — defeating Republican Christopher Prosch in a landslide special election and breaking the GOP supermajority.
Trump wants a mob. And now, with vests and guns.
Ken Paxton is an abomination.
If Donald Trump should die in office, due to being opposed EVERY INCH AND EVERY DAY, so be it.
The soldier was probably feeling disoriented by recent events.
I’ve always wondered what would happen if Basil Fawlty ruled the world. Whatever you do, don’t mention the undiagnosed anencephaly.
Google Canada has renamed Alaska to Zelenskyy Peninsula.
Looks like an undiagnosed case of anencephaly.
The midterms are the whole ball of wax. Capture the House and Senate or the next Democratic president will have not yet been born.
I know what causes that. Out of the goodness of my heart, I’m not saying anything.
Trump is so full of it it’s starting to seep out of his pores.
Not surprised it was in the parking lot. I don’t think black people are allowed in Cracker Barrel.
When did the Epstein data become a file? If it was already a file during Biden’s administration, then someone who isn’t a rapist of children must have read it. Leak it, Democrats!
What’s the distance from the fence to the patio? Asking for a ham extra cheese, mayo mustard and tomato on whole wheat.
“Lack of bandages makes all the difference.” said White House sources.
More citizens are killed by police in the USA than are killed by homicide in all of Canada. Tariff that!
Hell, 35 is the reported death by wheelchair in Texas.
It depends on what happens during those four years.
Putin will have the unreleased first season of Teenage Apprentice. Maxwell will have the pilot episode.
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We need Black People voting. It’s the only constituency I trust.
There’s only been one president from California. Nixon.
Texas State Representative Nicole Collier is being held as a political prisoner in the State Chamber after she refused to sign a consent form to allow 24/7 armed police coverage. @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy www.cbsnews.com/texas/video/...
If Trump “procures” the U.S. military, we’re done for. If the U.S. Military fails in its oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America, they’re done for. It’s MAD
Not to mention your entire northern border. Oops, I mentioned it.
"Business!" cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. "Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!"
And they are back, why?
Fastest growing zip code in the U.S. 68018
Alright, the world will finally hear about the unaired pilot for Teenage Apprentice.
If Trump has a stroke and loses the use of his mouth and hands, then I’ll believe Satan is a God.
They should change it to Epstein Now. It’ll be a ratings smash in the White House.
I bet you Vladimir has seen The Epstein Files, too.
It seems like the perfect opportunity to offer a four phase solution for negations with Putin. Phase 1. Get Phase 2. The Phase 3. Fuck Phase 4. Out
Maybe it’s not the judges. Maybe it’s the crimes.
It’s not Republican or Democrat. How many conservative states did Abraham Lincoln win during his victorious presidential election? 0
Too bad you lost the trial to a figment of people’s imaginations.
National Guard Troops, from Republican held states, request deployment in Washington DC after finding out how low the crime is.
In a healthy democracy, the sandwich will wind up in the Smithsonian in a few years.
The negotiations to secure Putin’s inclusion in the redacted version of The Epstein Files failed. Putin having Trump stay at the tallest building in Moscow, will not go unnoticed, many are saying.
Is violating the Home Rule Act an impeachable offence?
I’ll believe that when the school’s library, and the public library move religious texts from the non-fiction to the art stack. ACLU should do something about that.
This just isn’t fair. First thing they do is look at the Epstein Files.
Tax free. Interest free. The American dream.
Remember folks, the throwing of sandwiches is prohibited. youtube.com/watch?v=nJql...
I’m guessing, as the logistics manager, Ghislaine Maxwell will know where the bodies are buried. Many are saying it’s an asset to have this information. This is the U.S., sometimes there’s no compromise when the victim is 3/5ths an adult.
They had to cancel. The next in the schedule for Honors was Robert De Niro.
A Nobail Prize in Economics has been awarded to the city council of Bedford Falls, New York. For their renaming of Bedford Falls to Nuremberg.
Ricardo Montalban’s performance was more convincing than Jim Caviezel. #atheist
Hang in there America. You’ll figure it out. youtu.be/SNdcFPjGsm8?...
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That’s kind of icky. Considering Epstein is godparent to Barron.
As an atheist, the only thing I’m certain of is that your god does not exist.
My first act as president will be to arrest Donald Trump, and hold pending trial.
There are some reports of caravans of freedom lovers and democracy fighters converging on D.C.
After a year delay, the Supreme Court decides to send it back to the “lower” court. McDonalds Corp has regained access to security cameras, operating the day of Donald Trump’s employment. “He was not stealing from the till. It was a pre-election tariff., said a Department of Justice official.
Coincidentally, I just completed, clandestinely install speakers so anyone within 5000 yards of the Lincoln Memorial could hear the output, from my bucket list. Any ideas of what I should play first?
But Trump hasn’t accomplished anything. It would be like giving a Nobel Peace Prize to Thomas Matthew Crooks.
Do you know that phrase about being wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross? I’m sure PragerU does.
Life imitates art www.npr.org/2025/08/05/n...
Here is a list of the events Donald Trump will not be attending at the Olympic Games, for obvious reasons. Javelin Discus Lacrosse Shooting Archery Fencing Field Hockey
In that case. I’ll offer $50 to the first person recorded pieing, egging, or tomatoing Donald Trump.
A complete Epstein file, without redaction, is currently being safeguarded at the Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate complex. Don’t tell anyone.
After a preliminary interview with Jack Smith, the office of Special Counsel reopened the documents case against Donald Trump.
Trump will lose interest once he finds out Sydney Sweeney is too old for him.
