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jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social)

I keep seeing these Make America Fentanyl Free ads by the orange menace administration. I understand this is a serious topic. However, if it were such an emergency we would be seeing LOTS more toothless old blue people.

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The ability to have some say in about the job

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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President Vacation Vance

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought that rain looked a little funny. Smelled bad, too.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Suzy know what that means?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I DO hate cycling.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

That includes ‘Make America [whatever] Again’. OMIGOSH!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social)

I think I have had about enough of ‘Make [whatever] Great Again’. Everything is meh. Can’t we just leave it that way and have a LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET?! OMIGOSH!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Now Europe is, too

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Silly guy! It’s on his back!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

For this to hay, we need someone to coalesce around. Somebody with vision and character and some charisma (just enough). And we have to stop being so pussy about purity. And acknowledge whomever it is will not be perfect (but also not be a pedophile.)

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

So, more people are praying schools get shot up and children die? Or those people who think prayer works are full of shit?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Wallace and Gromit

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Planking on planking

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

…commie…

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent choice! Shingles is NOT a good time.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

How about the Department of Conflict Resolution?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

…disappointing…

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social)

If You're a Millennial, We Have Bad News About Your Rapidly Impending Death - Futurism

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Well I have lived without anyone representing me and my interests for years in TN.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social)

Canada is disappointing me.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought amway was like he’d, bath, and beyond, almost gone

𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 (@allthingsisheretoo.bsky.social) reposted

www.transgenderhistorymonth.com

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

>chuckle< ‘unique’

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

And has a bad personality and is generally reprehensible.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Slavery was bad.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

www.msn.com/en-us/lifest...

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social)

Kudos to the UKs Mirror for referring to the orange menace as a “convicted felon”! 🤣

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I am astounded at how many punchable faces there are in the republican party.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a question. What are the scenarios when the orange menace finally makes that last stumble down the stairs and does not rise again (because if he does, we are living in an actual horror movie)?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Bread.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

You know you’re bad when GENE FUKKIN’ SIMMONS thinks you’re bad

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does he always sound like a 4th grader?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Is she saying the orange menace is out? Because that’s how I read it.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I cannot. But happy birthday.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, yes! Another fine example of the manliness found only in the manly men of the GOP. Can you smell the manliness? Mmmm. Smells like manly!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

What? You’ve never been thonked before?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

The level has changed recently.

Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Because, you know, Georgetown is SUCH a hotbed of crime and criming and criminality.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

HE SAID WHAT HE SAID!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do they always sound angry, loud, and in a hurry to get the talking points out? CALM DOWN!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like minion eating spaghetti to me.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever happened to manly men?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, he is a known liar.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Whittle that down to just the circle and round peg. That seems more likely.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

‘Something that is rarely seen in someone his age and obvious mental decline. It was surprising, really. He hardly had to be prompted at all.’

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Well… ‘normal’…

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social)

Stephen Miller is what Voldemort looked like right before he lost his nose.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he got away!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Habit.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

GASP! NO! THAT CAN’T BE!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I would include breaking up monopolies.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I watched that show!

pete52.bsky.social (@pete52.bsky.social) reposted

I love these ideas!

jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

i'm actually dying laughing at "baruck obama"

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

made my day

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel it. You may have to move on to bubble-gum cigars.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

…and…?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he took a trophy!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

They called it the gilded age for a reason. It’s all starting to look like a high end ho’ house from an early 60’s western.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t anything addressed to any individual be improved either a well placed ‘motherfucker’, motherfucker?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Wish I could like this twice’

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish Stephen wouldn’t denigrate Luddites like that.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

The only winners are the lawyers. Because this, too, will go to court.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social)

Man! Dersh really wants a pierogi!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Did the buffalo cut off his ween for a trophy?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Cotton candy. It’s already taken over his head.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

That was a given. Hell, he was responsible for deaths prior to this.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Nor should they.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

I hated the novel. And don’t get me started on Wuthering Heights!

Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted

Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Since they are young conservatives, probably not. Old conservatives don’t care.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social)

For those of us in high sales tax states: Tariffs are, of course, taxes. Tariffs raise prices. Sales taxes are assessed on sales price. We will now pay more on sales taxes. We will also be paying sales taxes on tariffs (taxes) - that’s right. We are paying taxes on taxes.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Still waiting for my check from big pharma.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

We got cows!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Amazing! An honest statement

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, sure. But don’t get cozy. Cheney still voted the line while still in office. Kinzinger remained a republican, yes? Don’t get cozy. She’s still a nut.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

You would think. But you will no longer be told.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

There are always revisions. July numbers could be revised up (or, rather will definitely be, now…). But NOW we can never trust the numbers because they will definitely be faked.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Brian, you’re never going to know because all the people who would have told you will have been fired. You will only ever hear about blue skies and lollipops from here on in, regardless of reality.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

You can sue people for not liking you?! OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Surely, no one is surprised by this

Simon Pegg (@simonpegg.bsky.social) reposted

Love me a bit of Sade.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Doug Burgum, noted idiot and ne’erdowell.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

Tommy Tatertown didn’t expect anybody to actually be paying attention.

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🤣

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s actually saying the EU has s going to ‘give’ the US $1,450,000,000,000? As I tell my wife, that is unpossible.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social)

My coworker and I were just discussing how tariff rebates are THE MOST STUPID thing we have ever heard. The most. Here’s a tax! Now, here’s the money back from that tax! But less! Worst. Timeline.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

But not a good spy. The question itself raises too much suspicion.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s odd the things they want to make scientific. Vaccines, no. Subjective beauty, yes.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

MYOB applies to so many things!

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

The Pied Quacker of Hamlin?

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s nothing like a carpetbagger.

jatickle.bsky.social (@jatickle.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

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