Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
That weird line to the left, his right hand barely up high enough, the smile too forced.
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That weird line to the left, his right hand barely up high enough, the smile too forced.
Kamala Harris (@kamalaharris.com) reposted
When unions are strong, our communities and our country are strong. Every person in our nation has benefited from the labor movement. This Labor Day, we celebrate the workers and unions who have fought for fair wages, safe workplaces, and sick leave for all of us.
Invictus (@tbpinvictus.bsky.social) reposted
What a fucking idiot.
LOLGOP (@thefarce.org) reposted
These guys know exactly who they want to hurt, and hurting is the only thing they're good at.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
He's dead or dying.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Kristi Noem: "We absolutely are not looking through the viewpoint at anything we're doing with a political lens."
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS SAVIOR MISTER TRUMP
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a girlfriend leave me because of this movie.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
Bullshit
Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) reposted
I love my crime-ridden hellscape so much omg
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
Speaking if standing, when was the last time you saw the President doing that.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
No there's not.
Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted
It's seriously the fault of patriarchy. People want a (violent, authoritarian) daddy to be in charge and make them feel safe. And if you sense a theme between this & my thread about men seduced into fascism because they're mad they don't have sex mommies: yup. Patriarchy is emotionally stunting.
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
Not all heroes throw subs. But some do. ICYMI @monacharen.bsky.social celebrates signs of defiance against Trump: www.thebulwark.com/p/the-sub-he...
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The worst part was, for a while there, it seemed it had happened but I was locked out. Trying to check news on Twitter … Christ.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
I was given a 24-hour suspension here for posting my dream scenario for how it will happen.
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
multiple gutting top 10 losses and a new meme? college football has never been more back
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
A true legend is gone. #RIP @cbsnews.com www.cbsnews.com/news/mark-kn...
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
More like Commander wearing fucking diapers.
Parris (@vicious696.bsky.social) reposted
90s Hip Hop was the golden era
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
FANCY!
Philip Bump (@pbump.com) reposted
lol texas
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
Florida hates gay people.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
Image caring more about stopping a memorial for people killed in a mass shooting than stopping mass shootings. #Priorities
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
Drink.
Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) reposted
Boooooo no fun
Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted
"83.3% of LLM users were unable to quote even one sentence from the essay they had just written"
Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted
Dave (@boxdp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
When Vance takes over does he inherit the shoe lifts as well? Does he start styling his hair differently to ease the transition? I have a lot of questions here.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
A narcissistic asshole who loves seeing himself on TV hasn't been seen in public since TUESDAY!
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
Still doesn't explain why no one's seen him standing up in days.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's not give up hope yet. Remember, they are a bunch of liars.
frank zeppo (noah) (@noahpasternak.bsky.social) reposted
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
Y’all are still at it? I haven’t seen the timeline this united since… well, ever.
alien_indisguise (@alienindisguise.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
That’s unfortunate
Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnsonbooks.com) reposted
It's nice that we're all having a good time together.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
No he won't.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
Why were you up at four in the morning.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit
Sarah Sweeney (@heysweeney.bsky.social) reposted
I wonder how my Ello feed is lookin
Andy Craig (@andycraig.bsky.social) reposted
If nothing else, I'm glad everyone's getting a nice reminder there are things in life to look forward to.
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
guys please please don't jinx this
Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted
Don Jr. runs up to him unsure of what to do and all he can think of is to shake his father’s hand because that’s the only way they’ve ever touched and his hand is very cold. www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)
I've been trying to tell y'all!
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Has anyone checked in on President Vance
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)
When was the last time you saw Trump standing?
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
wishcasting is also not quite right
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
there really should be an another term for 'gallows humor' it just does not always capture the proper mood tbh
muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted
Trump is in the underground GOP hospital where they vat-grow catamites for the party. Techs are trying to dremel a little crescent out of his ear so they can finally release the bullet pictures.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
This is up there with Saturday Night Wrists in my eyes.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
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Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)
The new Deftones album is fucking awesome.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
Get a physical. I promise you have high blood pressure. That puts you at risk of Covid.
malcolmsjustice.bsky.social (@malcolmsjustice.bsky.social) reposted
Assuming I can get them to give it to me… 🤦🏾♂️ Based on the initial reports, I don’t fit the criteria for a booster because we have unserious idiots making medical decisions for the country.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)
I'm getting a fucking Covid shot. I don't know about the rest of you fucks.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
It's amazing it isn't higher.
Dan Kaszeta FRHistS (@dankaszeta.bsky.social) reposted
Now THAT is funny
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)
A friendly reminder that no one has seen Trump outside of the White House in, what, weeks? And when was the last time you saw him standing up?
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
The most annoying part for me was the death of Taskmaster. I was just not liking how that was handled.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the movie tried to have real things to say, but the movie got in its own way at times. If anything, the issue of loneliness could have been addressed better. Less beat'em up and more chit chat could have help with that.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
The movie isn't that bad.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
Boogles the mind how racist these dudes are and always have been.
emma fring 🦋🌻 (@borschmajure.bsky.social) reposted
White people after moving abroad and calling themselves “expats” and not immigrants
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)
We haven't seen the President outside of the White House or even standing since when? Like, when was the last time you saw Trump standing?
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm telling you, he's sick.
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
jd vance just praying for the opportunity to meet with the president alone for a few minutes
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)
When's the last time we've seen Trump in public? Outside the White House? Standing up?
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
THIS IS AMERICA 🇺🇸 A mom runs to find her child after a school shooting because Republicans ran to protect the NRA.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
Kill it
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
Pearl Jam releases “Ten” 34 yrs ago today — an album now in the Grammy Hall of Fame, written when Eddie Vedder was working at night as a security guard. “All I really believe in is this fucking moment — like, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸,” he said. “And that, actually, is what the whole album talks about.” “Alive”
Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted
Huh I wonder why Trump fired him oh there's a picture included, nevermind, same as usual
Judd Legum (@juddlegum.bsky.social) reposted
Anyone else notice a pattern in the government officials Trump is firing?
ICE TEA (@immaculateice.bsky.social) reposted
Black women been pissing off the tennis girlies all my life. I'm sure they felt relief when Serena retired. OOP! YOU THOUGHT! 🤭🤭🤭
CM Janeese Lewis George (@cmlewisgeorgew4.bsky.social) reposted
This video makes it clear that many federal agents aren’t stopping residents based on warrants or reasonable suspicion — they’re abducting people based on racial profiling and only then releasing them once their status is verified. This is blatantly unconstitutional.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)
The Mayor of DC thinks we can be decent men in an indencent time.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
No way I'm fucking voting for her again.
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
True true
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)
When was the last time you saw him out in public? Or standing? He's sick and in pain. You know who I'm talking about.
Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted
If you host a debate on something like this, you are suggesting the subject matter should be up for debate. No, human rights are not up for debate. Those of us who believe in liberation have a moral duty to make sure that any future opposition party jettisons feckless capitulators like these
David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted
She was brought to the US as an 8yo, worked hard, studied, earned a scholarship, planned to become a nurse. ICE kidnapped her. Held her for 6 MONTHS in a detention facility with conditions so miserable that she finally agreed to voluntarily move to Honduras, which her family left at gunpoint.
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
"'Trump’s rhetoric is incredibly damaging to tourism,' one D.C. restaurant owner said, asking for anonymity to speak candidly. 'People are too scared to put out numbers, but the tourism industry in D.C. is hurting.'" www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-is-s...
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
BACK WHEN I WAS A KID WE PLAYED BASEBALL KNOW ALL KIDS DO ARE TIC TOC AND DUBEES
Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted
No.
Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted
Hm
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
What
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted
incredibly bleak. AI is rapidly turning into the next gun epidemic. (cw: suicide)
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent
These dudes are not going to be here much longer.
Jason Linkins (@dceiver.bsky.social) reposted
time to lean, time to clean, fellas
Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)
HEY GUYS MAYBE THIS SHIT IS FUCKING EVIL AND MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T FUCKING USE IT
Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted
What a horror show