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@jayslacks.bsky.social

Just trying to figure it all out. Read my newsletter, the Future Phatness. https://open.substack.com/pub/futurephatness

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

That weird line to the left, his right hand barely up high enough, the smile too forced.

1/9/2025, 5:08:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kamala Harris (@kamalaharris.com) reposted

When unions are strong, our communities and our country are strong. Every person in our nation has benefited from the labor movement. This Labor Day, we celebrate the workers and unions who have fought for fair wages, safe workplaces, and sick leave for all of us.

Vice President Harris meets with union workers in Iowa in September 2019. Vice President Harris meets with union workers in Lansing, Michigan in October 2024. Vice President Harris meets with union workers in Nevada in October 2019.
1/9/2025, 2:22:08 PM | 2942 766 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Invictus (@tbpinvictus.bsky.social) reposted

What a fucking idiot.

1/9/2025, 1:22:17 AM | 23 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ivan the K ™☑️ (@ivanthek.bsky.social) reposted

Lol. He's regressed to childhood.

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1/9/2025, 1:55:57 AM | 95 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

California stepping up.

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1/9/2025, 12:50:37 AM | 39267 6376 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LOLGOP (@thefarce.org) reposted

These guys know exactly who they want to hurt, and hurting is the only thing they're good at.

31/8/2025, 11:14:54 PM | 79 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

He's dead or dying.

1/9/2025, 12:26:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Kristi Noem: "We absolutely are not looking through the viewpoint at anything we're doing with a political lens."

31/8/2025, 3:05:38 PM | 713 117 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS SAVIOR MISTER TRUMP

31/8/2025, 3:15:33 PM | 607 91 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

I had a girlfriend leave me because of this movie.

31/8/2025, 3:44:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit

31/8/2025, 3:44:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) reposted

I love my crime-ridden hellscape so much omg

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31/8/2025, 3:35:37 PM | 190 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking if standing, when was the last time you saw the President doing that.

31/8/2025, 3:02:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

No there's not.

31/8/2025, 3:01:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted

It's seriously the fault of patriarchy. People want a (violent, authoritarian) daddy to be in charge and make them feel safe. And if you sense a theme between this & my thread about men seduced into fascism because they're mad they don't have sex mommies: yup. Patriarchy is emotionally stunting.

31/8/2025, 2:41:23 PM | 970 224 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted

Not all heroes throw subs. But some do. ICYMI @monacharen.bsky.social celebrates signs of defiance against Trump: www.thebulwark.com/p/the-sub-he...

31/8/2025, 10:01:23 AM | 367 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The worst part was, for a while there, it seemed it had happened but I was locked out. Trying to check news on Twitter … Christ.

31/8/2025, 2:20:05 AM | 1283 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

I was given a 24-hour suspension here for posting my dream scenario for how it will happen.

31/8/2025, 2:18:47 AM | 4442 274 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

multiple gutting top 10 losses and a new meme? college football has never been more back

30/8/2025, 11:20:08 PM | 220 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

A true legend is gone. #RIP @cbsnews.com www.cbsnews.com/news/mark-kn...

30/8/2025, 9:53:21 PM | 594 96 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

More like Commander wearing fucking diapers.

30/8/2025, 9:18:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parris (@vicious696.bsky.social) reposted

90s Hip Hop was the golden era

30/8/2025, 12:45:54 PM | 85 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

FANCY!

30/8/2025, 9:06:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philip Bump (@pbump.com) reposted

lol texas

30/8/2025, 7:28:08 PM | 112 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)

The best time of year. #collegefootball

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30/8/2025, 6:57:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

Florida hates gay people.

30/8/2025, 5:50:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Image caring more about stopping a memorial for people killed in a mass shooting than stopping mass shootings. #Priorities

30/8/2025, 5:38:17 PM | 8906 2791 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

Drink.

30/8/2025, 4:51:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Reconstructionist (@unavaleable.bsky.social) reposted

Boooooo no fun

30/8/2025, 3:15:41 PM | 233 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted

"83.3% of LLM users were unable to quote even one sentence from the essay they had just written"

30/8/2025, 2:52:58 PM | 1133 343 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted

30/8/2025, 1:53:09 PM | 159 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave (@boxdp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

When Vance takes over does he inherit the shoe lifts as well? Does he start styling his hair differently to ease the transition? I have a lot of questions here.

30/8/2025, 1:45:11 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

A narcissistic asshole who loves seeing himself on TV hasn't been seen in public since TUESDAY!

30/8/2025, 1:42:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

Still doesn't explain why no one's seen him standing up in days.

30/8/2025, 1:33:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's not give up hope yet. Remember, they are a bunch of liars.

30/8/2025, 1:32:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture frank zeppo (noah) (@noahpasternak.bsky.social) reposted

when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work

30/8/2025, 5:34:02 AM | 8096 1300 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TED (@epicureandealmaker.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 12:39:24 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted

Y’all are still at it? I haven’t seen the timeline this united since… well, ever.

30/8/2025, 12:45:11 PM | 3757 247 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alien_indisguise (@alienindisguise.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

That’s unfortunate

30/8/2025, 1:01:13 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnsonbooks.com) reposted

It's nice that we're all having a good time together.

30/8/2025, 12:59:48 PM | 163 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

No he won't.

30/8/2025, 12:40:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been trying to tell y'all! No one listens to me!

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30/8/2025, 12:40:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

Why were you up at four in the morning.

30/8/2025, 12:33:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit

30/8/2025, 12:32:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah Sweeney (@heysweeney.bsky.social) reposted

I wonder how my Ello feed is lookin

30/8/2025, 8:31:40 AM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Craig (@andycraig.bsky.social) reposted

If nothing else, I'm glad everyone's getting a nice reminder there are things in life to look forward to.

30/8/2025, 9:38:11 AM | 269 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

guys please please don't jinx this

30/8/2025, 9:41:05 AM | 5072 405 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted

Don Jr. runs up to him unsure of what to do and all he can think of is to shake his father’s hand because that’s the only way they’ve ever touched and his hand is very cold. www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...

30/8/2025, 11:36:39 AM | 275 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)

I've been trying to tell y'all!

30/8/2025, 12:28:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 11:59:41 AM | 15953 3096 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

Has anyone checked in on President Vance

30/8/2025, 12:16:21 PM | 2642 242 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)

When was the last time you saw Trump standing?

30/8/2025, 3:46:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

wishcasting is also not quite right

30/8/2025, 3:10:37 AM | 367 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

there really should be an another term for 'gallows humor' it just does not always capture the proper mood tbh

30/8/2025, 3:09:09 AM | 1823 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted

Trump is in the underground GOP hospital where they vat-grow catamites for the party. Techs are trying to dremel a little crescent out of his ear so they can finally release the bullet pictures.

30/8/2025, 3:19:48 AM | 243 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

This is up there with Saturday Night Wrists in my eyes.

29/8/2025, 9:11:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

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29/8/2025, 9:10:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)

The new Deftones album is fucking awesome.

29/8/2025, 9:10:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

Get a physical. I promise you have high blood pressure. That puts you at risk of Covid.

29/8/2025, 7:56:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture malcolmsjustice.bsky.social (@malcolmsjustice.bsky.social) reposted

Assuming I can get them to give it to me… 🤦🏾‍♂️ Based on the initial reports, I don’t fit the criteria for a booster because we have unserious idiots making medical decisions for the country.

29/8/2025, 7:54:25 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted

So many candidates these days…

A screen capture from I think you should leave saying I honestly hope he dies
29/8/2025, 7:26:11 PM | 205 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)

I'm getting a fucking Covid shot. I don't know about the rest of you fucks.

29/8/2025, 7:44:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

It's amazing it isn't higher.

29/8/2025, 7:42:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Kaszeta FRHistS (@dankaszeta.bsky.social) reposted

Now THAT is funny

29/8/2025, 5:15:25 PM | 70 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)

A friendly reminder that no one has seen Trump outside of the White House in, what, weeks? And when was the last time you saw him standing up?

29/8/2025, 4:45:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

The most annoying part for me was the death of Taskmaster. I was just not liking how that was handled.

29/8/2025, 4:44:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the movie tried to have real things to say, but the movie got in its own way at times. If anything, the issue of loneliness could have been addressed better. Less beat'em up and more chit chat could have help with that.

29/8/2025, 4:44:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

The movie isn't that bad.

29/8/2025, 4:36:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

Boogles the mind how racist these dudes are and always have been.

29/8/2025, 12:47:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture emma fring 🦋🌻 (@borschmajure.bsky.social) reposted

White people after moving abroad and calling themselves “expats” and not immigrants

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29/8/2025, 12:26:57 AM | 42 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lluisa (@lluisa.bsky.social) reposted

GOP's ethnic cleansing continues.

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28/8/2025, 11:14:29 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)

We haven't seen the President outside of the White House or even standing since when? Like, when was the last time you saw Trump standing?

28/8/2025, 10:55:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm telling you, he's sick.

28/8/2025, 10:54:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

jd vance just praying for the opportunity to meet with the president alone for a few minutes

28/8/2025, 10:50:38 PM | 874 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)

When's the last time we've seen Trump in public? Outside the White House? Standing up?

28/8/2025, 2:42:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

THIS IS AMERICA 🇺🇸 A mom runs to find her child after a school shooting because Republicans ran to protect the NRA.

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28/8/2025, 12:34:22 PM | 1488 586 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

Kill it

28/8/2025, 11:44:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

Pearl Jam releases “Ten” 34 yrs ago today — an album now in the Grammy Hall of Fame, written when Eddie Vedder was working at night as a security guard. “All I really believe in is this fucking moment — like, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸,” he said. “And that, actually, is what the whole album talks about.” “Alive”

27/8/2025, 11:49:52 PM | 313 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted

Huh I wonder why Trump fired him oh there's a picture included, nevermind, same as usual

28/8/2025, 11:00:22 AM | 789 188 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Judd Legum (@juddlegum.bsky.social) reposted

Anyone else notice a pattern in the government officials Trump is firing?

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28/8/2025, 3:21:45 AM | 1260 329 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ICE TEA (@immaculateice.bsky.social) reposted

Black women been pissing off the tennis girlies all my life. I'm sure they felt relief when Serena retired. OOP! YOU THOUGHT! 🤭🤭🤭

28/8/2025, 3:34:51 AM | 55 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CM Janeese Lewis George (@cmlewisgeorgew4.bsky.social) reposted

This video makes it clear that many federal agents aren’t stopping residents based on warrants or reasonable suspicion — they’re abducting people based on racial profiling and only then releasing them once their status is verified. This is blatantly unconstitutional.

24/8/2025, 12:43:32 PM | 592 257 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)

The Mayor of DC thinks we can be decent men in an indencent time.

28/8/2025, 2:44:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

No way I'm fucking voting for her again.

28/8/2025, 2:39:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

from @CalebHowe on X D.C. Mayor Bowser: We famous meme showing a disbelieving guy saying “oh no baby what is you doing”
28/8/2025, 2:34:23 AM | 405 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

True true

28/8/2025, 2:01:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)

When was the last time you saw him out in public? Or standing? He's sick and in pain. You know who I'm talking about.

28/8/2025, 12:21:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted

If you host a debate on something like this, you are suggesting the subject matter should be up for debate. No, human rights are not up for debate. Those of us who believe in liberation have a moral duty to make sure that any future opposition party jettisons feckless capitulators like these

28/8/2025, 12:12:45 AM | 971 277 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted

She was brought to the US as an 8yo, worked hard, studied, earned a scholarship, planned to become a nurse. ICE kidnapped her. Held her for 6 MONTHS in a detention facility with conditions so miserable that she finally agreed to voluntarily move to Honduras, which her family left at gunpoint.

27/8/2025, 10:21:25 PM | 5463 2839 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted

"'Trump’s rhetoric is incredibly damaging to tourism,' one D.C. restaurant owner said, asking for anonymity to speak candidly. 'People are too scared to put out numbers, but the tourism industry in D.C. is hurting.'" www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-is-s...

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27/8/2025, 10:01:33 PM | 275 106 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

BACK WHEN I WAS A KID WE PLAYED BASEBALL KNOW ALL KIDS DO ARE TIC TOC AND DUBEES

27/8/2025, 10:18:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted

No.

27/8/2025, 8:20:55 PM | 83 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted

Hm

27/8/2025, 8:27:26 PM | 90 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

What

27/8/2025, 2:05:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

27/8/2025, 2:02:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

incredibly bleak. AI is rapidly turning into the next gun epidemic. (cw: suicide)

27/8/2025, 3:14:13 AM | 275 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social) reply parent

These dudes are not going to be here much longer.

27/8/2025, 3:14:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Linkins (@dceiver.bsky.social) reposted

time to lean, time to clean, fellas

27/8/2025, 2:50:52 AM | 37 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Slacks (@jayslacks.bsky.social)

HEY GUYS MAYBE THIS SHIT IS FUCKING EVIL AND MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T FUCKING USE IT

27/8/2025, 3:13:08 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted

What a horror show

27/8/2025, 3:02:33 AM | 173 37 | View on Bluesky | view