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My favorite quote: "Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong." — W.R. Purche
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It's more fun without the hyphen.
Hundreds of thousands of second jobs for American consumers so they can pay the Tariff Taxes.
Puffy eyes...
Unfortunately, just about everything in this country is about racism. But we had a African-American president so racism is over, right?
I did say 'technically'
Every current Medal of Freedom holder should return theirs.
As long as those hands have seven fingers...
Technically, it's only a 'Union Jack' when on a ship at sea. Otherwise it's the 'Union Flag'
Which one? Go America?
Fuck PU!
"burned to the ground" Does she have any idea how vast LA is?
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
Day-O!
You can also disable some other ML features this way (toggle them to false): browser.ml.chat.shortcuts browser.ml.enable extensions.ml.enabled docs.openwebui.com/tutorials/in...
Firefox users! Right click on any page, mouse over "Ask an AI Chatbot", and click "Remove AI Chatbot" to nuke the feature into orbit! I'm assuming they see statistics about how many people have done this.
I did this before when they first started rolling this shit out, I updated firefox today and it re-enabled it - so if you had done this already, still check it!
Maybe you could use AI to help you...
A man came up to me, a big man, tears streaming down his face, he said to me "Trump's dead! Do you believe it?"
Day-O!
Why did you confirm him in the first place?
'cause: Drugs bad. Guns good. 'Merica!
In 100 years the only program will be Notepad.
Around back of the gym. From a guy named Tony. In the seventies.
I'll join. Do you have to be a published author? Does a blog of NCIS fan fiction count?
The correct words matter. Without them you end up doing a press conference at 'Four Seasons Total Landscaping.'
Clear back packs, clear desks, clear clothes....
My daughter just said: "The older I get, the less weird you seem."
F#ck DeSuckis!
The crime is coming from inside the force!
@annabookwriter.bsky.social Wanted to warn artists who use Bandcamp, and figured you may have wider spread in that regard: YT-DLP can download stuff from Bandcamp, even if it's a download that costs money, so long as it has the preview song feature enabled 1/3
The only problem is that it skips when I take a bite of my hotdog.
"I didn't do anything, but there's a terrible mess around this corner."
I love our town fair day, but there's always one violent idiot who has to ruin it for everyone, trundling around making threats.
"EXTERMINA... ARE THOSE FUNNEL CAKES?"
That's unfair. The big retailers can absorb the cost for a time. Small ones can't. Small ones raise prices. Small ones lose customers. Small ones go out of business. The big ones get the customers. The big ones finally raise prices. We get screwed.
We'll know he's dying when he fires an endless string of personal physicians.
The ear thing was fake. He talked about it. That's how you know.
They are open 24 hours. Just not in a row.
Painting over the gay make it go away.
"You had me at 'meat tornado.'"
That, or when Leslie was sick with the flu: "be careful, the walls and the floor just switched." Those were from the same ep, but yes, the entire series was awesome.
I hate lazy technicians!
You gotta love the old school Godzilla!
Helpless people on subway trains scream 'my God' as he looks in on them Godzilla!
It was an improvised line on set, and I think it's my favorite line of the entire series.
Painting over the gay doesn't make it go away...
I love you Jesus I want you to walk with me I'll take good care of you, babe And call you my babe, babe You died for my sins And you know that I would die for you, right? What's the matter babe? You're trembling Jesus, babe Your love is my light -- Faith + 1, off of their double myrrh album
"I typed your symptoms into the computer and it says you might have network connectivity problems." - Chris Pratt, Parks and Recreation
He's on the highway to hell.
But probably *on* a podium.
Even an hallucinating AI makes a more cogent argument than a MAGA cultist.
It's called "Mar-a-Lago face" Seriously.
A good bank robber, too.
AKA Channellocks!
"Choppin' broccoliiiiiii!"
She also robs a mean bank...
Taking photos and video of law enforcement officers performing their duties in public is our constitutional right. This includes police, FBI, National Guard troops, ICE agents, and other government officials.
Not when you're specifying one from a rental company. The wrong words can end you up at "Four Seasons Total Landscaping rather than a posh hotel."
*lectern
*lectern
Who had "The creator of Bevis and Butthead is a prophet" on their bingo card?
We can't use Idiocracy anymore. America under Trump has surpassed the movie in its ability to be self-destructive and stupid.
They're standing on the podium, so that makes it appropriate.
Should be: "The smartest one on this *podium* is the *lectern*" @notpodium.bsky.social
Those who don't heed science are destined to die from it.
And if should be 'Richard F Nixon'
Yes, He came back in "Hamlet 2"
"What did you do with him?" "I let him go." I love that movie!
And it's Tim *Apple*
Cue the Ramones singing "The KKK took my baby away"
We're screwed when the next pandemic hits. And yes, I meant 'when', and not 'if'
Don't you mean Tim Apple?
There's the "The fool on the hill", how about "The idiot on the roof?"
It's fine. I'll just go to the emergency room for all my health care needs.
The last time was a poll that asked "Is your death bad?"
Just do what T does: don't pay the fines, and then sue the republicans.
I only have one question.
You're standing on my neck.
"should be" doesn't factor in to authoritarian regimes.
Not to be crass, but Donald would say that the best 36 holes in the world were on Epstein's island...
THX 1138
The whole world...
"I have a rare photo of Norman Rockwell beating a child." - Steven Wright
Plus LibreOffice is faster. Work has M$O, but Libre is my daily driver.
Why save people who can't give him money?
I thought he couldn't pardon himself.
I’d never heard of this until today, but had to share: FLARE protests weekly outside the Heritage Foundation—the think tank running a slow-motion coup. They’re exposing the polished conspiracy against American democracy. Real resistance. Right where the plans are made.
What that means is that Trump is currently doctoring the Epstein files.
We shouldn't say "play golf" as that implies playing fairly. The phrase should be "The president cheated at golf at taxpayer's expense again in Scotland today."
Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️
Dude cheats at his own golf club.
"Trump to make sure media is fair to all dictators. 'Hitler gets bigly bad press, we want to make sure all sides are heard.'"
Yes, let's definitely base all of our air traffic control infrastructure on this rock-solid technology.
Pretty soon "Harvard educated" will be scrubbed from resumes everywhere.
BREAKING NEWS: Trump's government just approved Paramount's merger with Skydance. Sure looks like they paid Donald Trump $36 MILLION for this merger. Bribery is illegal no matter who is president.
She tore her cornea having to avert her eyes reading trump's name so many times in the Epstein files...
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