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Jerome

@jeromyo.bsky.social

Retired Senior, I’m just here because my insurance company said ‘DO SOMETHING’

created November 14, 2024

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Shit, we don’t even know his successors real name.. probably rhymes with Theil..

2/9/2025, 1:50:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heh DC has fallen! Announce the Death of a wannabe King.

2/9/2025, 1:47:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If there is Sudden Weed Whacking activity at Bedminster, we may know.

2/9/2025, 1:45:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, Ben there has been an accident, Rudy gets The Presidential Medal of Freedom.

2/9/2025, 1:42:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Diaper Overflow?

2/9/2025, 1:38:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the worst happens, can Edsel Musk bring back that Car? I have plans for a proper Send Off..

2/9/2025, 1:26:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every Family has utter and complete Failures.. RFKJR is one, sadly.

2/9/2025, 1:24:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She was seen running around.. no doubt doing Einsteiny things..

2/9/2025, 1:22:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How are you on makeup? It’s starting to smell..(cough)

2/9/2025, 1:20:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m prepared for an OBIT, just in case.

2/9/2025, 1:18:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree.

2/9/2025, 1:17:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only one Drink? Who is with you?

2/9/2025, 1:14:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When it Chews one Slipper and Hides its Twin, Duh

2/9/2025, 1:03:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was saddened to hear. He had a fascinating Career.

2/9/2025, 1:01:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lolz, I’ll couch my response, carefully..

2/9/2025, 12:59:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d be willing to support a Celebration of Life..

2/9/2025, 12:57:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I could Produce it..

2/9/2025, 12:54:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahh, the GRINDR GEARS show..

2/9/2025, 12:47:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vote Count Dracula needs love too?

2/9/2025, 12:45:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your Gavin impression isn’t very good, George.

2/9/2025, 12:40:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent! Muhahaha

2/9/2025, 12:36:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only look at the Articles…(cough)

2/9/2025, 12:25:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost like a Commonwealth eh?

2/9/2025, 12:24:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I kissed the Screen, all is well.

2/9/2025, 12:23:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ve had their day.. time to move forward.

2/9/2025, 12:14:22 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, if he wasn’t drinking or driving, was he touching himself and screaming?

1/9/2025, 3:45:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Swipe and Frisk! A good thing!

1/9/2025, 3:41:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m Tougher on Grime, I’ll scrub the midterms

1/9/2025, 3:34:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m waiting for The Has Beans to give up..

1/9/2025, 3:22:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m too busy to hate.

1/9/2025, 3:19:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need more Worms. Just not the RFKJR kind..

1/9/2025, 3:19:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glass Nicks and Dems are more dangerous..

1/9/2025, 3:17:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beep Beep

1/9/2025, 3:15:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True. I survived, now on to heart disease..

1/9/2025, 3:09:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melanie will no doubt say something Einstein ish

1/9/2025, 3:04:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m refraining from posting The Body of Alter Boys.

1/9/2025, 2:59:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to mention the Low T commercials, oops Press Conferences..

1/9/2025, 2:49:24 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, but his zeppelin is definitely LEd

1/9/2025, 2:41:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And We thought the Funeral Industry was going down..

1/9/2025, 2:36:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmm, he must be PISSED off..

1/9/2025, 2:34:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put it down.

1/9/2025, 2:32:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s going to sleep?

1/9/2025, 2:30:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m proud that I never married it.

1/9/2025, 2:30:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Death Knell is loud around here..

1/9/2025, 2:29:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can he intercede for the future Victims of this regime? Gawd I’m worried.

1/9/2025, 2:27:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only one could RECUSE dementia boi

1/9/2025, 2:17:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Double Trumps in A Casino? Wait..

1/9/2025, 2:14:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mahaha

1/9/2025, 2:10:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFKJR is searching Central Park

1/9/2025, 2:10:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Grift is Climbing

1/9/2025, 2:08:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, the Biden Clone Fits.. several times in all that..

1/9/2025, 2:05:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Golf Carts can Ambulance too you Racist..

1/9/2025, 2:02:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dammit! Fasten your Seat Belts for my best Shirley Bassie

1/9/2025, 1:59:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AOL dot com? Aren’t they all.

1/9/2025, 1:57:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I tried to pitch something similar, they kept getting distracted by the Hammer.

1/9/2025, 1:55:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Extra points for Remembering Mary Jo Koepeckne?

1/9/2025, 1:47:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were the First Responders able to save the Booze?

1/9/2025, 1:44:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giving Thanks that nothing important was Harmed in this incident.

1/9/2025, 1:40:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t deal in absolutes, I leave room for Swerving..

1/9/2025, 1:34:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giuliani quidditch doesn’t roll off the Tongue?

1/9/2025, 1:30:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, I did think of the lighting of the infernal Flame at Arlington..

1/9/2025, 1:26:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and Never Mind, that’s all I got.

1/9/2025, 1:23:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I must have said something dumb, Again!

1/9/2025, 1:15:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should pass laws against INCELS touching themselves, I mean, what’s the point?

1/9/2025, 1:14:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mental Health Disability? Makes sense..

1/9/2025, 1:10:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ASS comes to mind..

1/9/2025, 1:09:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GROK! Tell me it isn’t So!

1/9/2025, 1:07:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only he gets replaced by a Biden Clone..

1/9/2025, 1:06:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This Tantric stuff is weird.

1/9/2025, 1:04:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t think of 1.

1/9/2025, 1:01:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilliant!

1/9/2025, 12:57:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You misspelled Diaper..

1/9/2025, 12:52:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These People are greedy, could have been Several..

1/9/2025, 12:51:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps RFKJR will Scrape him up and get him to safety, Central Park?

1/9/2025, 12:48:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Semantics were buried years ago..

1/9/2025, 12:46:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They let you crush their balls if you are a celebrity..

1/9/2025, 12:45:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d pay more attention if RFKJR had scraped him up..

1/9/2025, 12:41:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, Cheeto D isn’t looking so good these days.. hmm

1/9/2025, 12:34:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Wankster could Subpoena a few words, right?

1/9/2025, 12:26:31 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poetry to my Eyes.

29/8/2025, 12:33:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gingers to the front Middle Age Dye Guys to the back?

28/8/2025, 4:27:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Over my DEAD Body…WAIT..

28/8/2025, 4:19:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As I starve, I may Fit..

28/8/2025, 4:17:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At my age, I’ll be toast, but my PCP said get certain Vaccines for the next season. My pharmacy has indicated that there has been an interruption in supply.

28/8/2025, 4:15:43 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Thunk and Plans didn’t work.

28/8/2025, 4:12:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[mass shooting] AMERICA: it could have been worse, the victims could have gotten vaccinated

28/8/2025, 3:59:59 AM | 80 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh.

28/8/2025, 4:10:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I for got ABC easy as 1 two Three.

28/8/2025, 4:09:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it true that He Raped a Fox? And an OAN and a Newsmax and a CNN and a CBS and a Paramount etc?

28/8/2025, 4:06:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America? So much Baggage, so little time.

28/8/2025, 4:00:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never in a million years thought that I’d be Chicken Little. Shit

28/8/2025, 3:53:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone is relating too much with road Kill, not government Saves.

28/8/2025, 3:51:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only WE can save us, Now.

28/8/2025, 3:49:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn, I just Blather On.

28/8/2025, 3:45:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do remember that kind of language in Trumpf 1.0

28/8/2025, 3:43:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My PCP just told me that, at my age and Health Concerns: Get The New Covid Booster and The Flu Shot. I called my Pharmacy, those have been delayed, we will let you know.

28/8/2025, 3:40:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will destroy us from Within as well.

28/8/2025, 3:33:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alien VS Predator: The Teen Years

28/8/2025, 3:30:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit I should have written that song.

28/8/2025, 3:27:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do hope that it was Paint Stripper, the song was about Common Folks.

28/8/2025, 3:21:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view