Wait till the asian ladybugs envade the house in the fall.
Honestly, I will be shocked if one them isnt dead by chirstmas
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Biden outlives Trump
I did not get into a car crash while getting road head from a sex worker. Please dont put in the newspaper that i got into a car crash while getting road head from a sex worker
What the fuck?
Not weird at all givrn its the NYT
RFK Jr getting his swimming jeans on right now
Can I tell you about somebody else who did nothing for three days
Highschool football on Thursday night is no good
Pussy
Curious as to where one would even try to hide 100k of guns from the wife.
Who's a dumbass for smoking when they were a teenager now Mom?
Man, you fuckers really love Newsom, huh?
Gonna become a sedevacantist, but for PDUFA II
Pretty selfish of you not to throw yourself into the volcano to appease the volcano god for me.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Robert, what the fuck are we doing here? Is this really what you want to be doing in your career? Would you be proud to show this article to your children?
Fuck it must be awesome to be this goddamn stupid. Just blindfully stumbling through life, constantly surprised by all life has to offer, like traffic lights.
I really hope Vance intercepts his body on the way to Mar a largo like Ptolemy stealing Alexander the Greats body on route to Macedon
I'm still mad that Kentucky Fried Chicken is now just KFC.
Interesting, thanks!
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.
What is the advantage/reason for resistance bands on the squats vs. adding additional weight to the bar?
That wasn't Christ, it was just a different guy also named Jesus
I do love how these assholes release promo reels of themselves in the gym and its just them struggling to do a pull up or cleaning 95lbs with dogshit form.
A good one too!
Honestly, poop and pee are nothing compared to dealing with your kid's vomit. So, so much worse.
The Cait and Ed Zitron teamup we always wanted
Buddy they won't even let me fuck the jacket
They are absolutely going to do this
The kid had to have surgery for a blocked colon.
Florida Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo wrote Tuesday, “Floridians have the freedom to make informed health choices. I support the decision to consume raw milk when sought for potential health benefits and protective factors. Be aware of your source and know the risks.” This motherfucker here . .
This dude never seen a fucking globe?
This is Herkimer Diamond Mine erasure and you know it
I'm waiting!
Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled theonion.com/little-...
Man, Star Trek experience kicked so much ass
Spin 14 or higher to land on the Whitefish Bay square.
Fuck O'Hare
Hey, its bat abatement season! Again!
Just assummed theyd fake numbers first
Got to admit, didnt see that one coming.
Andor is just "What if we made the entire series out of The Battle of Algiers" and that's why it's the best shit they will ever make
Fuck it, just put up the Christmas tree now
"The Edmonton polycule" is basically r/hockey canon at this point and I think thats beautiful www.reddit.com/r/hockey/com...
Good looking bread, Jamelle
It's not that bad . . . [Scrolls through more pictures] . . . Oh
Really cool how we are just shitcanning whats left of the country for a decrepit pedophile with his brains leaking out of his ears.
Okay, why should I give a shit?
You can bet your ass they're gonna make Washington go back to the Redskins
Shit, we are pivoting to video again?
Not for long
Hey Hewlett Packard, I gotta sign into your shit app to scan something on my own computer? Suck my dick.
Thats what the Dude wipes are for
*Laughs in Leatherman multitool*
I will, however, start an astroturf campaign calling it woke or DEI or some other dumb shit in order to get Gronk and Big Papi back in Dunkin ads.
I dont know who this is and refuse to learn.
BRB, gonna remove the microplastics in my plasma by running my blood through plastic
Theres also a terrible shortage of school bus drivers in my area which leads to longer bus rides/earier pick up times, so a lot of parents say screw it and just drop off their kids
Drive by any suburban elementary school at 7 a.m. on any school day and you'll see a mile and a half long traffic jam of SUVs dropping off kids.
The Nick Saban foreward is really the chef's kiss
It wasnt the concentration camps they had a problem with
My man was spending 30 bucks a week at Hooters alone.
Honestly, I am 50/50 they'd go either way
You're assuming a level of competence and self awareness I've yet to see out of this administration.
I have never felt more confident that the government has zero evidence of extraterrestrial life.
Wow, that's a side of Trump that I've never seen.
so friggin tired a this
Disappointed in the lack of gaslighting I'm allowed to do to Kaiden in ME3. Should be able to look at his feeble body in the hospital bed and tell him that saving him was a mistake, Ashley wouldn't have let a Dell Inspiron on wheels fuck her up etc.
Oh thank God, I was worried Sloktin was starting to grow a spine.
Morgonn?
Fish a drowned deer out of an above ground pool
I can smell the booze in his sweat through this phone.
Those socks are legit man, got them for $9.99 at my Costco
I honestly thought this guy was just trolling.
Ok
Came here to make sure this was posted. Good job Kaye.
Tell us more stories about the war, @hulcricket.bsky.social
The real question is did she just make this up, or did some marshal take the piss out of her and she's too fucking stupid to realize it.
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
Ah, bluesky . . . never change.
Well this is excellent youtu.be/bl8Z7Dl7P9A
Dad hat?
Real ones know
I hardly ever open Facebook, so its algorithm has no idea what to show me. But every now and then, it lands a direct hit.
(pod racing financier watching his pod racers crash and burn) my pods!
Just shit leaking out of your ears 24/7, huh David?
You motherfucker
