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@jjambro.bsky.social

Not obeying in advance. Mostly snarky sweary replies. Occasional bon mot. Little to no patience with disingenuous liars.

created December 11, 2024

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Considering the mass amounts of adultery he allegedly did, I guess he was successful in that position

2/9/2025, 1:58:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooo that leaves sooo many to choose from

2/9/2025, 1:55:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably still "won" some tournament whether he touched a club or not

2/9/2025, 1:41:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It won't compete with the coast to coast parties that will spontaneously pop up and clean out the entire stock of champagne.

2/9/2025, 1:39:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What else would she do? Pearl clutching is her super power

1/9/2025, 10:09:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He should get them amputated above his sternum

1/9/2025, 9:21:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are there not syllabi and state standards of education that must be adhered to? I assume that there isn't any syllabus in the country (except maybe Arkansas) that even mentions Noah's Ark. I don't think the 1st applies here, except with a huge disclaimer that she's an ignorant zealot

1/9/2025, 8:50:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently, he knows quite a bit about heroin and sex with women other than his wife, but I'm not sure there's any other expertise

30/8/2025, 10:49:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The headline should read 'tRump tees up permanent war in the Middle East'

30/8/2025, 12:18:16 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently, pick up trash and do landscaping

29/8/2025, 12:26:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The leopards eat another face. It must be a day that ends in 'Y'.

29/8/2025, 12:00:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One war criminal scratching the back of another war criminal

29/8/2025, 11:58:42 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure she's having palpatations over it. Just one in a series. No spine, just palpatations.

29/8/2025, 1:33:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmm, and I thought it was to make up for insecurity about something else...

28/8/2025, 5:26:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent

Or, he'll be stopped by congestive heart failure. Frankly, I'm not picky about which one does it.

28/8/2025, 4:38:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does he want his (BS) eulogy while he can still hear it?

28/8/2025, 1:31:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's not a R that can hold a candle to tRump's demogogurey. When he goes, the air goes out of MAGA.

28/8/2025, 12:57:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one gives up power willingly (apparently except for national Dem. Leadership. Oh, and the Supreme Court)

28/8/2025, 12:52:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Project much?

27/8/2025, 8:48:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent

Look up toady in the dictionary. 10 to 1 his picture is there

26/8/2025, 8:21:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's great! The dictator also decides what constitutes a crime. No expensive litigation necessary.

26/8/2025, 5:55:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since there's only about 9 people allowed to have fun in N Korea, it should be easy to get a tee time, though.

26/8/2025, 5:53:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It always amazes me how chickenshit the hyper masculine right wing is. My cousin packs heat in a town with more cows than people, and once told me that the terrorists were coming over the border (he lives 2500 miles from Mexico).

26/8/2025, 4:49:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, and I thought it was the Orange Menace that was ruining this country

26/8/2025, 4:34:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That and infrastructure week

26/8/2025, 4:02:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhhh, he's that dude, the one that buys expensive watches to impress people. Doesn't work.

25/8/2025, 8:39:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only most of the committee, not all oppose? I guess Norway has some folks who aren't paying attention also.

25/8/2025, 10:25:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only.

24/8/2025, 8:24:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, the appropriate response is "Who gives a shit? Release the Epstein files."

24/8/2025, 1:59:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He needs the hat, otherwise that flap of a comb over flips up like the top on a 1964 Oldsmobile convertible.

24/8/2025, 1:10:13 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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As the dad of a trans son, I'm not in love with Newsom. Would I vote for him, if he were the nominee? Hell yes. No matter what the New Reich runs, he will be safer and better off with a Pres. Newsom. As will every other demonized minority that this group of NeoNazis want to eliminate.

23/8/2025, 8:44:29 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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The grace of an aging pug

23/8/2025, 7:50:58 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a man who can break a sweat by blinking

23/8/2025, 7:21:29 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another reason to abandon PC for Mac. Everything tRump touches dies, or serves his agenda.

23/8/2025, 1:14:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent

There's like 750 people in my little Maine town. There's multiple rainbow flags on my road, ours included. I think only one of the flags belongs to someone who is gay. I love this place.

23/8/2025, 2:09:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent

It's more like 'Look over there! Pay no attention to the pedo/traitor/thief/rapist running this country'

22/8/2025, 8:15:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny, I feel the same way any time his boss speaks

22/8/2025, 2:04:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent

Why wait.

22/8/2025, 1:58:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent

Or we could all get together and punch Joey in the dick.

21/8/2025, 11:51:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent

Guessing you didn't get mugged or raped either

21/8/2025, 2:01:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine being him and knowing you are so repulsive to most of humanity, just for who you are. No wonder he wants to burn everything down. He needs his own island. One where he can be a kingdom of one, and the best widdle boy, ever.

21/8/2025, 2:00:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When Cornyn is the good guy, Texas GOP needs to be burned down and the earth salted.

21/8/2025, 1:50:41 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heaven or Hell...Just as long as he does it soon.

20/8/2025, 10:23:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He realizes that more than half the country hates his guts?

19/8/2025, 4:37:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, you get smarter as you age, not maga-er (hopefully). Eat the rich, has become something I say daily, lately.

18/8/2025, 1:41:46 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American soldiers rolling out the red carpet for a dictator is disgraceful. I realize they have to follow orders, but I'd try sick leave, or even too drunk, to obey that order.

18/8/2025, 1:32:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No all caps. No signed by DJT. Newsom is getting to him. It won't change his agenda, but it might get him a little closer to that stroke...

18/8/2025, 1:17:54 AM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or anywhere, since there aren't any. I used to think he was just a basic R. Now I understand he's just trying to hitch his wagon to MAGA to be the next tRump. He doesn't have the charisma or the juice. Also, Rubio? Never going to work with the racist base.

18/8/2025, 1:04:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fucking hope not. I hope no one will remember all of the admin apparatchiks sent to the gulag. Looking at you Stephen Miller. Oh, and Big Balls too

18/8/2025, 12:58:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw him in only a few roles. Always thought he was having fun with it.

18/8/2025, 12:51:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we deport Loomer? I hear Antarctica needs women.

18/8/2025, 12:48:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In fairness, I'm not sure OK would be a teacher from NY or CA's first choice to find a job anyway.

17/8/2025, 7:44:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Garbage human, just like the rest of the admin. So typical of Republicans, it doesn't affect me, so NBD. I'm sure that's his opinion on Gaza too. Except, those aren't Christians, so he probably doesn't even think about them, much less care.

17/8/2025, 7:42:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think that, and that he figured prominently in the Epstein files, fills in all of the gaps regarding why he does what he does

17/8/2025, 12:53:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bagels, fresh from the oven. I should probably take a nap now.

Sourdough everything bagels on a cooling rack
17/8/2025, 12:18:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TACO

16/8/2025, 2:16:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can hear the conversation now "Please Daddy Vlad, stop the war long enough for me to get my Prize, I don't care what you do after that. You can have Alaska. That Palin bitch isn't as hot as she used to be

15/8/2025, 12:40:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, the whole country has been mugged, actually

13/8/2025, 4:33:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because marriage is 'sacred' and is only legit between you and your serial affair partners of the opposite sex

13/8/2025, 10:31:07 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did he mention that none of those left wing billionaires are president? Or that most Dems have said ' got evidence? Bring it, we'll prosecute?'

10/8/2025, 5:59:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coast of Maine moonrise #maine

Orange, full moon, rising above islands of Coastal Maine. Rocks in the foreground with waves splashing.
10/8/2025, 4:38:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fly Away

Seeds from thistle plant burstng from the flowers & being scattered by the wind
10/8/2025, 4:25:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The kind of person that would vote for tRump

9/8/2025, 1:26:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He knows his audience. Give him a tacky, shiny thing to make him feel important. It costs very little. It doesn't add to the price of an iPhone, but it might keep the price of an iPhone from going beyond affordability. Whatever.

8/8/2025, 4:40:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raise your hand if you're cheering for the buffalo

8/8/2025, 10:33:07 AM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A poor man's vision of a rich man.

7/8/2025, 6:21:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least modified so that another criminal president can't pardon someone for a crime that may have had presidential involvement. I think pardons are invaluable, given our justice system, but they shouldn't be used by the prez to dodge responsibility

7/8/2025, 6:19:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That, right there, is grounds for impeachment. Definitely a high crime.

7/8/2025, 4:58:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes you're the bug.

7/8/2025, 10:35:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently 'concerning' is doing a lot of work when you consider the source

6/8/2025, 5:48:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They need to find no comfort. No peace. They whine and moan when their dinners are disturbed, but when a dr. gets murdered for providing legal healthcare to women, crickets.

6/8/2025, 3:18:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Find myself wishing he still did

6/8/2025, 2:03:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does this not rise to the level of criminal behavior? What would the statute of limitations be on reckless endangerment on a national, maybe global scale?

6/8/2025, 10:30:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gorgeous.

6/8/2025, 1:54:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Open season on that statue?

6/8/2025, 1:14:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am honored by your follow. You have more courage than half of my countrymen.

6/8/2025, 1:08:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His thighs might be that big ( not muscle, fat) but his package sure isn't. Unless of course it's a whole package of mushrooms.

3/8/2025, 1:33:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When he leaves we may need to burn it down and salt the earth so nothing ever grows there again.

2/8/2025, 10:19:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For all their tough talk, Rs are pretty chickenshit.

1/8/2025, 4:31:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next month's cheap wine will cost as much as last month's good wine. WE ARE SO WINNING!

1/8/2025, 11:41:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been to church 2x in 10 years. Parents' funerals. Catholic mass. The priest passed me by for communion, but gave a host to my teenage son. Who apparently wasn't feeling the vibe, so he put it in his shirt pocket. Later, he pulled it out and said 'whar the hell am I supposed to do with this?' genes

31/7/2025, 10:40:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is someone keeping score on Stephen Miller for when the trials begin? He's moving up the leader board in the Crimes Against Humanity category

30/7/2025, 1:03:01 PM | 52 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to remember which way to turn the doorknob so he can go home?

30/7/2025, 2:28:05 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh yeah, definitely the latter.

29/7/2025, 1:20:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but not the obituary was hoping to see today

24/7/2025, 4:01:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This makes me sadder than I ever could have imagined. I haven't listened to his music in 50 years, and then not much. He was a legend of excess and no fucks to give. Not a bad epitaph to have

23/7/2025, 1:58:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The man who (allegedly) bit the head off a bat was a better human than any sitting/living republican. Any day.

23/7/2025, 1:27:25 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's really not much reason to like any of the characters. I think the sex was more of a draw than the 'city' part. Rampant self-absorption is never a good look

21/7/2025, 6:18:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People who were dog sitting while I was out of town signed up for a trial subscription at my house. When I came home, there were a few days left on the trial. I couldn't find anything that I even sort of wanted to watch. I cancelled before the trial was over. Such crap.

20/7/2025, 5:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. The only thing worth a damn on the network was Colbert.

19/7/2025, 1:12:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmm. It's no longer Paramount +. It's Paramount minus minus Colbert minus Ethics minus Integrity minus Cajones

18/7/2025, 4:24:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's what you get for liking Coldplay

18/7/2025, 1:46:12 AM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brunswick, Maine. Right now.

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17/7/2025, 10:05:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brunswick showing up for some Good Trouble

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17/7/2025, 9:57:51 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brunswick, Maine. Right now

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17/7/2025, 9:53:06 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brunswick, Maine. Right now

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17/7/2025, 9:50:32 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably why he kept getting out

17/7/2025, 2:07:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, his hair just noped out?

17/7/2025, 1:52:53 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's not even trying anymore

17/7/2025, 1:43:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love this, but she wouldn't win. We're not there yet. I hope we get there in my lifetime, but I'm not holding my breath. We've become an ugly country.

17/7/2025, 1:42:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view