jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Considering the mass amounts of adultery he allegedly did, I guess he was successful in that position
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Considering the mass amounts of adultery he allegedly did, I guess he was successful in that position
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooo that leaves sooo many to choose from
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
He probably still "won" some tournament whether he touched a club or not
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
It won't compete with the coast to coast parties that will spontaneously pop up and clean out the entire stock of champagne.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
What else would she do? Pearl clutching is her super power
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
He should get them amputated above his sternum
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Are there not syllabi and state standards of education that must be adhered to? I assume that there isn't any syllabus in the country (except maybe Arkansas) that even mentions Noah's Ark. I don't think the 1st applies here, except with a huge disclaimer that she's an ignorant zealot
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, he knows quite a bit about heroin and sex with women other than his wife, but I'm not sure there's any other expertise
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
The headline should read 'tRump tees up permanent war in the Middle East'
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, pick up trash and do landscaping
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
The leopards eat another face. It must be a day that ends in 'Y'.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
One war criminal scratching the back of another war criminal
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure she's having palpatations over it. Just one in a series. No spine, just palpatations.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmmm, and I thought it was to make up for insecurity about something else...
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, he'll be stopped by congestive heart failure. Frankly, I'm not picky about which one does it.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he want his (BS) eulogy while he can still hear it?
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
There's not a R that can hold a candle to tRump's demogogurey. When he goes, the air goes out of MAGA.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
No one gives up power willingly (apparently except for national Dem. Leadership. Oh, and the Supreme Court)
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Project much?
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Look up toady in the dictionary. 10 to 1 his picture is there
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
It's great! The dictator also decides what constitutes a crime. No expensive litigation necessary.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Since there's only about 9 people allowed to have fun in N Korea, it should be easy to get a tee time, though.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
It always amazes me how chickenshit the hyper masculine right wing is. My cousin packs heat in a town with more cows than people, and once told me that the terrorists were coming over the border (he lives 2500 miles from Mexico).
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, and I thought it was the Orange Menace that was ruining this country
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
That and infrastructure week
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Ohhhh, he's that dude, the one that buys expensive watches to impress people. Doesn't work.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Only most of the committee, not all oppose? I guess Norway has some folks who aren't paying attention also.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
If only.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, the appropriate response is "Who gives a shit? Release the Epstein files."
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs the hat, otherwise that flap of a comb over flips up like the top on a 1964 Oldsmobile convertible.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
As the dad of a trans son, I'm not in love with Newsom. Would I vote for him, if he were the nominee? Hell yes. No matter what the New Reich runs, he will be safer and better off with a Pres. Newsom. As will every other demonized minority that this group of NeoNazis want to eliminate.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
The grace of an aging pug
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a man who can break a sweat by blinking
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Another reason to abandon PC for Mac. Everything tRump touches dies, or serves his agenda.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
There's like 750 people in my little Maine town. There's multiple rainbow flags on my road, ours included. I think only one of the flags belongs to someone who is gay. I love this place.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
It's more like 'Look over there! Pay no attention to the pedo/traitor/thief/rapist running this country'
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny, I feel the same way any time his boss speaks
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Why wait.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Or we could all get together and punch Joey in the dick.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Guessing you didn't get mugged or raped either
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine being him and knowing you are so repulsive to most of humanity, just for who you are. No wonder he wants to burn everything down. He needs his own island. One where he can be a kingdom of one, and the best widdle boy, ever.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
When Cornyn is the good guy, Texas GOP needs to be burned down and the earth salted.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Heaven or Hell...Just as long as he does it soon.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
He realizes that more than half the country hates his guts?
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, you get smarter as you age, not maga-er (hopefully). Eat the rich, has become something I say daily, lately.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
American soldiers rolling out the red carpet for a dictator is disgraceful. I realize they have to follow orders, but I'd try sick leave, or even too drunk, to obey that order.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
No all caps. No signed by DJT. Newsom is getting to him. It won't change his agenda, but it might get him a little closer to that stroke...
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Or anywhere, since there aren't any. I used to think he was just a basic R. Now I understand he's just trying to hitch his wagon to MAGA to be the next tRump. He doesn't have the charisma or the juice. Also, Rubio? Never going to work with the racist base.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
I fucking hope not. I hope no one will remember all of the admin apparatchiks sent to the gulag. Looking at you Stephen Miller. Oh, and Big Balls too
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw him in only a few roles. Always thought he was having fun with it.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we deport Loomer? I hear Antarctica needs women.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
In fairness, I'm not sure OK would be a teacher from NY or CA's first choice to find a job anyway.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Garbage human, just like the rest of the admin. So typical of Republicans, it doesn't affect me, so NBD. I'm sure that's his opinion on Gaza too. Except, those aren't Christians, so he probably doesn't even think about them, much less care.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that, and that he figured prominently in the Epstein files, fills in all of the gaps regarding why he does what he does
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social)
Bagels, fresh from the oven. I should probably take a nap now.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
TACO
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
I can hear the conversation now "Please Daddy Vlad, stop the war long enough for me to get my Prize, I don't care what you do after that. You can have Alaska. That Palin bitch isn't as hot as she used to be
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, the whole country has been mugged, actually
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Because marriage is 'sacred' and is only legit between you and your serial affair partners of the opposite sex
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he mention that none of those left wing billionaires are president? Or that most Dems have said ' got evidence? Bring it, we'll prosecute?'
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
The kind of person that would vote for tRump
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
He knows his audience. Give him a tacky, shiny thing to make him feel important. It costs very little. It doesn't add to the price of an iPhone, but it might keep the price of an iPhone from going beyond affordability. Whatever.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Raise your hand if you're cheering for the buffalo
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
A poor man's vision of a rich man.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
At least modified so that another criminal president can't pardon someone for a crime that may have had presidential involvement. I think pardons are invaluable, given our justice system, but they shouldn't be used by the prez to dodge responsibility
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
That, right there, is grounds for impeachment. Definitely a high crime.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes you're the bug.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently 'concerning' is doing a lot of work when you consider the source
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
They need to find no comfort. No peace. They whine and moan when their dinners are disturbed, but when a dr. gets murdered for providing legal healthcare to women, crickets.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Find myself wishing he still did
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Does this not rise to the level of criminal behavior? What would the statute of limitations be on reckless endangerment on a national, maybe global scale?
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Gorgeous.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Open season on that statue?
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
I am honored by your follow. You have more courage than half of my countrymen.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
His thighs might be that big ( not muscle, fat) but his package sure isn't. Unless of course it's a whole package of mushrooms.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
When he leaves we may need to burn it down and salt the earth so nothing ever grows there again.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
For all their tough talk, Rs are pretty chickenshit.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Next month's cheap wine will cost as much as last month's good wine. WE ARE SO WINNING!
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Been to church 2x in 10 years. Parents' funerals. Catholic mass. The priest passed me by for communion, but gave a host to my teenage son. Who apparently wasn't feeling the vibe, so he put it in his shirt pocket. Later, he pulled it out and said 'whar the hell am I supposed to do with this?' genes
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Is someone keeping score on Stephen Miller for when the trials begin? He's moving up the leader board in the Crimes Against Humanity category
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Trying to remember which way to turn the doorknob so he can go home?
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, definitely the latter.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but not the obituary was hoping to see today
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes me sadder than I ever could have imagined. I haven't listened to his music in 50 years, and then not much. He was a legend of excess and no fucks to give. Not a bad epitaph to have
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
The man who (allegedly) bit the head off a bat was a better human than any sitting/living republican. Any day.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
There's really not much reason to like any of the characters. I think the sex was more of a draw than the 'city' part. Rampant self-absorption is never a good look
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
People who were dog sitting while I was out of town signed up for a trial subscription at my house. When I came home, there were a few days left on the trial. I couldn't find anything that I even sort of wanted to watch. I cancelled before the trial was over. Such crap.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. The only thing worth a damn on the network was Colbert.
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social)
Hmmm. It's no longer Paramount +. It's Paramount minus minus Colbert minus Ethics minus Integrity minus Cajones
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
It's what you get for liking Coldplay
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably why he kept getting out
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
So, his hair just noped out?
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not even trying anymore
jjambro.bsky.social (@jjambro.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this, but she wouldn't win. We're not there yet. I hope we get there in my lifetime, but I'm not holding my breath. We've become an ugly country.