Vance could be an upgrade. He might not be, but he COULD be. In any case, it's out of my hands. I'll oppose whichever douchebag is in charge until we get somebody competent and honorable elected.
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Vance could be an upgrade. He might not be, but he COULD be. In any case, it's out of my hands. I'll oppose whichever douchebag is in charge until we get somebody competent and honorable elected.
Looks like God's way of saying, 'Thou shalt take climate change seriously. Or else.'
That's the purtiest squirrel I've ever seen and it's not even close.
I stand with the Blowjob Brigade!
Synonym: everythingologist.
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Trump having health issues, but still hitting the links!
'Melania, stop throwing things out the window! Okay, you can have sex Justin Trudeau!'
I bet red states do okay in the Best States To Use Children For Slave Labor metric.
I wonder if Biden will join in on the national celebrations when Trump kicks the bucket. Odds are looking pretty good that Biden outlives Trump. I wonder what the betting markets say about that.
Thoughts and prayers, but not really.
The Day draws closer. People in the future will ask us, 'Where were you on The Day?' And everyone will know what that means.
I presume if Trump's so involved with such petty things then he has already successfully lowered grocery prices on day 1, ended the Russian aggression before he even took office and released the Epstein files?
RFK Jr has apparently wormed his way into Trump's good graces.
Never liked the phrase 'PRACTICING medicine.' You want that kind of money, you better be DOING medicine, not just practicing it.
Palantir, a subsidiary of Sauron, Inc.
Is a baby president an upgrade or a downgrade from a spoiled brat president?
Kennedy can't be briefed because the worm's security clearance hasn't gone through yet.
It's taking longer than expected to debug the new exoskeletal corpse animation gear.
Got an eighth of some super premium ganja that I'm waiting to crack open when The Day finally comes. People in the future will ask us, 'Where were you on The Day?' And everyone will know what that means.
Snooty Norwegians thinking they're too good for British Type 25 frigates!
Age of consent 13?! WTF, Utah.
I don't hear the raucous sounds of wild joyous revelry echoing across the land quite yet, alas.
I've had like 30 vaccinations (Army lost my shot records, TWICE), and I'm doing better than RFK Jr.
Damn, are they like solid gold tents or what?!
No rapist has ever won a Nobel Peace Prize. I expect that streak to continue.
Clamtastic!
Tighten up those neck flaps, soldier!
Trump's probably just busy doing some mausoleum shopping for no particular reason.
'Okay, chickens, the president says you need to start laying eggs with thicker shells!'
Yes, kinda!
People in the future will ask us, 'Where were you on The Day?' And everyone will know exactly what they mean.
Damn, if THAT much warning isn't enough then nothing is.
We've still got 123 days left in 2025, so let's cross our fingers.
Gun violence song. Sadly topical. www.producer.ai/song/6b4f536...
Trump: 'Ukraine should stop hitting Russian missiles with Ukrainian children!'
At least somebody is Yellen.
Don't lose your cool - my ark's not done!
Back when I was in the Army, we actually did important shit. Get offa my lawn!
Nerd! Heh, just giving you shit. I actually appreciate the correction, because now I can show my significant other how smart I am (er, you are).
Expect violence to surge in coming years and decades due to ongoing damage to humanity's pre-frontal cortex. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/pestilence... #FourHorsemen 🧠🌾⚔️🤖 #Nightwatchman 👁️ #Bottleneck ⏳
John Wick?
Greenland has some of the last water (in ancient ice) and soil (under ancient ice) that is not yet contaminated by nanoplastics. I suspect this is why Trump wants Greenland - so he and other oligarchs can silo there and leave the rest of us to die. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/pestilence...
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Nobody who's been found liable for rape has ever won a Nobel Peace Prize. I'm pretty sure that streak is going to continue.
Beats being forced to your knees to roll out a red carpet for a war criminal and dictator.
The president needs a hand job. Stephen Miller, you're up!
I'm surprised they haven't banned the use of the word transparent. I mean, it does start with trans and end with parent.
Lol, they're never going to give him a Nobel. They tend to frown on awarding the Nobel to rapists.
Who let the dogs out?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojUL...
OnlyFans here we go!
"We didn't anticipate that they'd think of ladders or nighttime!"
The Nightwatchman's Report nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com?utm_campaign... #FourHorsemen 🧠🌾⚔️🤖 #Nightwatchman 👁️ #Bottleneck ⏳
Fossil fuel countries (US, Russia, etc) just tanked a global plastic treaty. The poisoning of children's brains will continue. nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/the-new-fo... #FourHorsemen 🧠🌾⚔️🤖 #Nightwatchman 👁️ #Bottleneck ⏳ #SurviveTogether 🌍
How about tanking the plastics treaty and helping the fossil fuel industry poison and permanently damage the brains of our children? Seems like that ought to be somewhere on the list too. bsky.app/profile/jjfh...
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The Four Horsemen aren’t coming. They’re here: 🧠 Brains collapsing from plastics 🌾 Soil + food systems failing ⚔️ War tearing unity apart 🤖 AI, the death that was never alive nightwatchmanalpha.substack.com/p/the-new-fo...
A moron, a rapist and a war criminal walk into a bar. 'Will Putin be joining you, Mr. President?'
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Some serious redaction action.
So this is America's Golden Age? Not impressed. 0 stars.
We're gonna have to cut off his blood supply. No blood, no immortality!
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I knew he looked familiar!
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Things worth pondering...
Well, if he wants a pardon, he better get in line!
I'm a human being doing a dumb impression of a human being seeming surprised about raccoons doing dumb impressions of other raccoons, so I guess I can empathize with the raccoons.
Knives are useful tools too. Nevertheless, I don't want people stabbing me with them.
I confess I never read the whole Bible. Did I miss all the porn parts?!
If they won't do what we want then we'll pay 15% more for their products! Ha HAH!
Pedophile woman protects pedophile man. Pedophile man pardons pedophile woman. Pedophiles win again! That's probably too complicated for the MAGA morons to understand though, so they'll buy tickets on the Pedophile Express and keep the train going.
Also, WTF, Maine?! I can imagine the highway sign. 'Welcome to Maine! We're all interested in penises here!'
Apparently something happened recently that created a spike in searches for 'Trump small penis'. Huh.
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So doctors can now refuse to treat Trump supporters? Huh, interesting.
No innocent person has ever gone to such lengths to look so guilty.
No innocent person has ever gone to such lengths to look so guilty.
No innocent person has ever gone to such lengths to look so guilty.
Apparently I'm a Michonne Anthony.
Anybody gonna mention that the cane sugar is contaminated with nanoplastics or are we just gonna pretend that's not a problem until we're all cognitively impaired from nanoplastic contamination of our brains?
As Elaine memorably said in Seinfeld, 'Fake, fake, fake, fake.'
Trump says that we're all gonna get rich as hell by paying higher taxes. Somehow there are large number of people who believe something so insanely stupid.
Apparently the GOP is now the pedo party.
When Colbert is gone, CBS will be dead to me.
Somehow I appear to have blundered into the stupidest of all timelines.
