Can you teach me that one
Any/all idk how I want to identify honestly Casual photographer and musician but mostly just a silly stupid idiot :)
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Can you teach me that one
This is what I thought the phrase was for the first like 12 years of my life lol
What the fuck is your name π
Yeah bro to get to my room, come to the one random door in the hallway and pull off the doorknob. Then you can put it on the wallpaper to the right and it'll open the actual door.
You can just cut it off tbh
We all need something to take the edge off
As long as they don't die from getting trapped in said labyrinth as it burns down
LIL CHROMIE UR ON BSKY??????
Woke came in and now we have T4T instead of TTT
And bed bugs!
Whore moans βοΈ
Lib
I've been saying for the past few years that we're in a simulation and the people/thing(s) running it hate me. At first I was mostly joking but I'm barely joking anymore. Too much random bullshit happens to me too often for it to not be on purpose π
In St Louis, there's a big Latino community, and obviously that's the best part of the city to get Mexican food, and when I went recently, almost every street sign, building, garage door, etc. had "FUCK ICE" on it ππ₯°
Me all the time
I SHOULD'VE BEEN EASIER ON YOU
I graduated 2016, and while some people started doing two straps to save their back, most of us still lightly teased them for it/just used one strap
And I don't know of any middle schools with marching bands, so most sousaphone players start as tuba players. My school was so small that if you were in concert band you had to be in marching band too. So the guy is still probably a tuba player!
Well this is my first time ever seeing you anywhere, and I've been addicted to Dr Pepper since I was like 10 π so that exact thing is happening right now!
JD Vance, Mitch McConnell, all the Republicans in the house and Senate, etc.
Spa where they give you head
The Dodge Roll in Dark Souls is actually a classic example of a 'Noob Trap' intended to prank and ruin new player's games, the Up And To The Right technique is so powerful that some enemies will kill themselves rather than face it
You too :) π©·
QuikTrip my goat π I need them to bring the frozen coffees back!!
if you donβt like being kissed on the lips then stop being such an amazing friend
Ohhhhh it's BYO so the price adds up lmao I was so confused
SIDE OF BROTH $6.50???????
Just go the whole day without one to make up for it :D
Us
Oooh nice π
I'm almost certain I've seen pumpkin spice blunt wraps, so close enough
Pumpkin Spice Marijuana
What kind of tacos did you get
You type out your signature???? I always thought you just copy and pasted it
Thanks u too :3
"Behind The Trees" - my oil painting
Not even mid interview that was like 3 questions in ππ
Extremely online Marie Antoinette: touch cake
I can't be plural, I just say "we/guys/us" when talking to myself because I'm silly
SAME I just posted about this :(
Zion, Bryce, and the Grand Canyon are all incredible; make sure you visit all three :)
Coral Pink Sand Dunes State Park (what a mouthful) is one of my favorite places ever!! I first visited when I was 11, but got to take my wife and our dogs a few years ago :) our dogs loved running up and down the dunes π
Best movie ever!!!!
My sister and I also watched it and absurd amount of times, also including the moose narration version, and we also still reference it sometimes π
Brenkfanst
Woke β Boke β
Lol no you're good I just have ADHD and I forgot what our conversation was even about, and what your original post even said, so I basically read "I cum-busted" out of context and thought I had to be missing something π my brain is just bad, you're fine π
OH OKAY LMAO
Wait what does this mean ππ
Also good luck draining them when I'm constantly starting new ones every 3 seconds
Did u get one yet
he looks like he just got hit with a handful of flour and is starting to cry
I was friends with the Collin guy who fucked a Hot Pocket on Facebook like 10 years ago History really does repeat itself
Psh. They were obviously for Adonis.
collar piercing
Oh wow he decided to shut up and nut up both. Extraordinary.
What the fuck π
Prison
@liesefury.bsky.social I remember looking over at you when I woke up, do you remember this lol I had to be like 3 or 4
One of my earliest memories is waking up in the backseat of my dad's truck from him blasting Bawitdaba loud as fuck, and then I had recurring nightmares with that song as the soundtrack π
Realized*
I was allowed to ban a guy for calling me a faggot ass cracker a few weeks ago and that was really nice Any job that doesn't let you do that sucks
[snorts snot out of nose and then clearns throat and coughs for like 1 minutes] sylvester the cat is soooo trans catgirl failgirl subtop(forced to domme) coded and tweety is a cis lesbian who is bad at clocking and uses the trans panic defense in court* *thought she saw a putty
Yeah maybe a few of us? Noah's Ark situation?
My parents got that bundle!! I still remember, 2 years old, watching my sister open the box and set it up with my parents. We sat there for like 15 minutes trying to connect a second player on Sunshine until my dad finally read the box and raised it was 1 player π
Also they could just GOOGLE IT???? CALL A COLLEAGUE?????????
What the hell I don't even know what to say anymore. I fucking hate it here.
I work in a restaurant and when people just grab their food without speaking at all, I'll usually say "You're welcome!!" and smile right as they're leaving π
Wait which one are they weaponizing? I must have missed something :(
And good luck finding a GameCube controller for a reasonable price nowadays. Once again I can just plug my DualShock 4 into my computer and open DS4Windows
Yeah if I want to replay old PS2/GameCube games, I have to find one from VStock or on eBay, pay way too much for it, and then repeat for any games I want. Or I could just download the game and play on my computer. It's not like if I buy a GameCube from V-Stock Nintendo makes any money anyway.
Even if you homeschool, there have been shootings in grocery stores, at concerts, in movie theaters.... I've honestly been nervous any time I go to any public place at all for the past like 12 years.
@stuartpstevens.bsky.social says Putin couldnβt have been more efficient if heβd ordered it on Amazonβ¦
Rhost Gecon
Right????? Thank you - exact words I was trying to find
Just realized 7 is only ~$10 rn on Steam
Forgot Ace Combat was a game and now I have to play it
Okayyyy π₯°π₯°
I remember a bunch of boomers being really mad about it but I guess the media probably exaggerated it that (like usual). Oh well
St Louis mentioned
Wrestling doesn't even have a ball. You're just grappling each other to see who can get the most "takedowns" or maybe even pin the other guy on his back for 3 seconds, resulting in an immediate win. HOW IS THAT NOT GAY???? (I'm gay as fuck and I wrestled)
My wife (I just beat the train mission for her in San Andreas the other night)
@soppressexy.bsky.social made me think of u
I completely forgot about ihob, that was just so stupid of them lol
This is the first time I've ever seen one of your posts but I'm coming over rn, dm me your address
Hey that's my ball!! I'm gonna tackle/grapple you to get it back/block you by pushing my body against yours so you can't get it
Killing a what π
I really can't believe it hasn't happened already
Do you like anything?? π
Well, yes, and also was raised in Missouri so that's definitely part of it π
WHAT THE HELL ππ
Global opinion on Trump is polarized and largely negative. Per Pew's June 2025 survey of 24 nations, a median 34% express confidence in his leadership, with 62% lacking itβlowest in Europe and allies, where he's seen as arrogant and dangerous. Trump would hate if you liked & reposted this π€£
It also feels amazing to drink when you have strep throat. The worst time I ever got it, I couldn't even swallow my own spit or water without severe pain. Pineapple juice felt like heaven!
You gotta have the right toppings with it!! Bbq sauce Mozzarella Chicken Bacon Pineapple Jalapeno Red onion Goes so fucking hard
I'm both but my wife is the latter
Okay but that guy still lives under a rock to not know who Sonic the fucking Hedgehog is
Was the base price $0 so then like if you pick the no protein it's just $7? Idk I've seen a couple places do that
