John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)
Was looking up LGBTQ+ dramas on Tubi and wonder what they think Holes is about…🤔
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Was looking up LGBTQ+ dramas on Tubi and wonder what they think Holes is about…🤔
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that former Trump supporting right winger George Conway posted this further illustrates how hungry people are for the pendulum to swing far left.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
🤔🤨
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
He thinks we’re the United States of Trump.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s so blatantly lying and I’m sure he has no problem with men taking TRT and steroids!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw the first Avatar once in the theatre and haven’t seen the sequel and don’t plan to. Hoping they bomb at the box office.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
He trolled so hard he’s become who he was trolling.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t imagine it was a hot place for gays to work anyway.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
May as well insist all cars remain designed like the Model T while we’re at it.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Google’s AI summed it up well. Besides the guns the other underlying issue is mental illness and we don’t seem to want to address either problem.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah yes that’s exactly what was the reason behind every other mass shooting without a doubt or facts. Also let’s never ban assault rifles of course.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the blame placed on all white men for mass shootings even though we have committed 99% of the mass shootings in America?
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t give him any ideas.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Not surprised. His politics are totally bland and in line with Schumer and Jeffries.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Truly hard to tell if he’s just continuing to lie for his pal Putin or actually this mentally unwell. Both are a problem.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I think his obsession with the Nobel Peace Prize is also his thinking about his legacy because he knows he’s dying.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure seems like today, of all days, he should be more concerned about the leading cause of death for kids and teens in the United States. publichealth.jhu.edu/2024/guns-re...
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
What an absolutely wretched ghoul.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so glad he’s razor focused on the most important and pressing matters facing Americans.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Newsom should do one of these meetings as part of his ongoing trolling.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Saving it from…? Too much budget as he attacks universities?
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
You seem legit—I donated! Hope you beat Collins!!!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that’s just one proposal. Maybe an entirely new administrator would need to be set up or it could be run by the States. However I think that could lead to lots of unequal outcomes for health especially womens’ health.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s fair.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure they don’t want to be there either. ICE on the other hand…
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
And Olivia Coleman!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re gonna have to do a lot of cleaning up and explaining to do.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
If Putin has dirt on Trump he’ll definitely release it if we give Ukraine weapsons to hit Russia.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
For once he’s honest.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?! That’s what I keep thinking. The Valiant characters have barely ever been relevant and certainly aren’t now.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
They always have great music that flies under the radar.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooh I gotta watch that!!!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
👏 👏 👏
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)
Subway stations are underground so why are they so hot?! 😩
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Would be incredible if they pull all these shenanigans and still lose by huge margins. The way the economy is going it’s not going to improve for most Americans by next year and they will be PISSED.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)
I don’t support doxxing but if someone did know where Kim Davis lived and she never got a good night’s sleep because of the constant protests outside her home I would not be mad. #FuckKimDavis
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you’re misunderstanding this data. Americans who voted for him wanted him to be effective at HELPING THEM. The fact that inflation and prices continue to rise is eroding their confidence. He won with a small mandate to improve the economy and instead he is failing on all fronts.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve known sinks metaphorically like this.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t wanna watch anything with her in it.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I know that bar…
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
EXACTLY! Read between the lines she didn’t say he wasn’t guilty of all manner of illegal acts.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s 38?!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Be fair, he’s trying to destroy the world not just America.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s the weakest of weak sauce.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I need him getting drunk, throwing money around, and yelling “suck my clock”!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Wheeeee!!!!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Amen to that women! I truly don’t think the Republicans (or many Democrats) realize how pissed people are.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
So well written and what a brilliant episode. It really stuck with me.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a killer creative team. I don’t know how James Tynion has time to write all the comics he’s writing!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Why?!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just thinking about that. She definitely knows on one level but refuses to admit it to herself. I wonder if it will come up again or if Oscar eventually marries a beard.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)
I love how the “monster” of Final Destination is just “imagine if everything went wrong?” Yeah welcome to my life!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
💦💦💦
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)
I’m overly invested in Ned’s plaque psoriasis.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Same! Have you checked this out? www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLu...
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
God bless America!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
They keep biting off more than they can chew because they’re so stupid!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
What a peak 90’s comic moment!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Poor Nazi is facing consequences.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s fine art.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do so many people not get him?!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s “woke” to not embrace cheating?
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, Netanyahu“Sometimes folly overtakes human affairs for a while but not for long because reality steps in" and there will be a cost for your crimes.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Un-fucking-real.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG no!!!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank God Sakura is back. I struggled hard with Alear.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah who has the real power? My money is on Murdoch although I think he and Trump are detestable.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
You were brilliant, as usual, but I’m truly afraid at the level of brain rot infecting Americans. Good God it’s bad…
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Truly! He also admits to being kind of a Nazi and seems befuddled by the idea the “Leopards could also eat his face”. Like what could go wrong with giving someone absolute power, why would it ever turn against me?!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooop!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Her lack of understanding is hilarious for a number of reasons. Trump is arguably more indebted to Murdoch putting him in power than Musk.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you labeled this an Op-Ed and not actual news analysis…😬
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
lol wut
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
100% who thought this was a good idea?!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)
@michaelianblack.bsky.social was so good in #Superman as a stand-in for real life smug cable news hosts.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I had no idea he was Jewish but so were Superman’s creators so that feels right.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re gonna absolutely love it. Possibly the best Superman movie ever.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
And Krypto!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Also he’s a billionaire, which is villainous by itself.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Same, at least two scenes where I teared up! What a great movie.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly it seems a lot more Americans will have to die at the hands of this corrupt and inept regime until we demand change.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Extra funny that Grok seemed to be one bit of tech Elon can claim that was actually working well except he didn’t like that it wasn’t a racist 4Chan bot.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so glad I had to Google who this absolute asshole was and didn’t already know. Hopefully he remains a lesser-known footnote in history.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Curious to hear what you thought.
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FEMA, NOAA & NWS were more important to your survival than ‘God, Guns & Trump’ the sooner you realize this the better off you will be MAGA.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh they made cuts for sure. apnews.com/article/nati...
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Who knew the National Weather Service was important?!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Worth it for Jonathan Bailey alone. 🥵 It’s a bit cliché at times but fun. I didn’t think it was bad!
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw it last night and really liked it. More than the Chris Pratt movies actually.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s big mad he only has 5 followers.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that why I tend to like Italian guys?
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I never rewatched it partly because of all the animal torture. Really left a bad taste in my mouth.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
That might make it okay. I guess it depends on the scene and context.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I personally don’t want to see it. I hated the animal abuse in Guardians 3 as well. High Evolutionary losing didn’t make it somehow enjoyable to watch. I assume bad things could happen to people in movies, and can tolerate it to an extent, but I also don’t wanna see Lois Lane get punched.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Furthermore Stan didn’t even create the character.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
I vehemently disagree. It shouldn’t even be used in movies to show how evil someone is unless it’s the central plot of the movie like John Wick. There’s far too much animal abuse that happens in real life.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Similar to how the North just welcomed the Confederates back into the fold with a stern finger wagging.
John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent
Good advice! It’s obviously important to know what’s going on but I think I know too much sometimes—gotta take it one day at a time.