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John Bee

@johnbalash.bsky.social

A man, a plan, a canal—Panama! Sometimes ad producer sometimes comic creator, full-time complainer. Www.instagram.com/JohnBalash Www.ThirdStoryComics.com Www.instagram.com/ThirdStoryComics

created August 8, 2023

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Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)

Was looking up LGBTQ+ dramas on Tubi and wonder what they think Holes is about…🤔

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1/9/2025, 1:01:49 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact that former Trump supporting right winger George Conway posted this further illustrates how hungry people are for the pendulum to swing far left.

31/8/2025, 7:20:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

🤔🤨

29/8/2025, 3:41:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

He thinks we’re the United States of Trump.

29/8/2025, 1:41:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s so blatantly lying and I’m sure he has no problem with men taking TRT and steroids!

29/8/2025, 1:40:51 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw the first Avatar once in the theatre and haven’t seen the sequel and don’t plan to. Hoping they bomb at the box office.

29/8/2025, 1:39:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

He trolled so hard he’s become who he was trolling.

28/8/2025, 11:04:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t imagine it was a hot place for gays to work anyway.

28/8/2025, 11:03:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

May as well insist all cars remain designed like the Model T while we’re at it.

28/8/2025, 9:02:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Google’s AI summed it up well. Besides the guns the other underlying issue is mental illness and we don’t seem to want to address either problem.

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28/8/2025, 8:38:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah yes that’s exactly what was the reason behind every other mass shooting without a doubt or facts. Also let’s never ban assault rifles of course.

28/8/2025, 8:19:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the blame placed on all white men for mass shootings even though we have committed 99% of the mass shootings in America?

28/8/2025, 8:06:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t give him any ideas.

28/8/2025, 3:10:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Not surprised. His politics are totally bland and in line with Schumer and Jeffries.

28/8/2025, 2:16:10 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly hard to tell if he’s just continuing to lie for his pal Putin or actually this mentally unwell. Both are a problem.

28/8/2025, 4:19:22 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I think his obsession with the Nobel Peace Prize is also his thinking about his legacy because he knows he’s dying.

28/8/2025, 4:17:06 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure seems like today, of all days, he should be more concerned about the leading cause of death for kids and teens in the United States. publichealth.jhu.edu/2024/guns-re...

28/8/2025, 4:15:01 AM | 51 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

What an absolutely wretched ghoul.

27/8/2025, 4:24:34 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so glad he’s razor focused on the most important and pressing matters facing Americans.

27/8/2025, 2:19:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsom should do one of these meetings as part of his ongoing trolling.

27/8/2025, 1:34:01 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Saving it from…? Too much budget as he attacks universities?

26/8/2025, 6:09:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

You seem legit—I donated! Hope you beat Collins!!!

25/8/2025, 4:17:54 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that’s just one proposal. Maybe an entirely new administrator would need to be set up or it could be run by the States. However I think that could lead to lots of unequal outcomes for health especially womens’ health.

25/8/2025, 4:07:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s fair.

24/8/2025, 4:18:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure they don’t want to be there either. ICE on the other hand…

24/8/2025, 4:03:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

And Olivia Coleman!

24/8/2025, 12:14:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re gonna have to do a lot of cleaning up and explaining to do.

24/8/2025, 12:13:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

If Putin has dirt on Trump he’ll definitely release it if we give Ukraine weapsons to hit Russia.

21/8/2025, 6:58:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

For once he’s honest.

20/8/2025, 12:21:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?! That’s what I keep thinking. The Valiant characters have barely ever been relevant and certainly aren’t now.

18/8/2025, 3:36:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

They always have great music that flies under the radar.

15/8/2025, 4:06:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooooh I gotta watch that!!!

15/8/2025, 4:06:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

👏 👏 👏

13/8/2025, 2:12:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)

Subway stations are underground so why are they so hot?! 😩

13/8/2025, 2:12:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Would be incredible if they pull all these shenanigans and still lose by huge margins. The way the economy is going it’s not going to improve for most Americans by next year and they will be PISSED.

13/8/2025, 2:47:59 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)

I don’t support doxxing but if someone did know where Kim Davis lived and she never got a good night’s sleep because of the constant protests outside her home I would not be mad. #FuckKimDavis

12/8/2025, 1:55:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you’re misunderstanding this data. Americans who voted for him wanted him to be effective at HELPING THEM. The fact that inflation and prices continue to rise is eroding their confidence. He won with a small mandate to improve the economy and instead he is failing on all fronts.

11/8/2025, 4:05:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve known sinks metaphorically like this.

8/8/2025, 9:01:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t wanna watch anything with her in it.

8/8/2025, 1:21:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I know that bar…

8/8/2025, 12:58:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

EXACTLY! Read between the lines she didn’t say he wasn’t guilty of all manner of illegal acts.

7/8/2025, 2:22:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s 38?!

6/8/2025, 2:01:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Be fair, he’s trying to destroy the world not just America.

5/8/2025, 6:10:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)

Reposting my comment here @couriernewsroom.bsky.social

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5/8/2025, 6:08:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s the weakest of weak sauce.

5/8/2025, 4:02:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I need him getting drunk, throwing money around, and yelling “suck my clock”!

5/8/2025, 3:57:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Wheeeee!!!!

5/8/2025, 3:45:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Amen to that women! I truly don’t think the Republicans (or many Democrats) realize how pissed people are.

5/8/2025, 1:31:28 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

So well written and what a brilliant episode. It really stuck with me.

5/8/2025, 1:25:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a killer creative team. I don’t know how James Tynion has time to write all the comics he’s writing!

4/8/2025, 11:28:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Why?!

4/8/2025, 11:26:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I was just thinking about that. She definitely knows on one level but refuses to admit it to herself. I wonder if it will come up again or if Oscar eventually marries a beard.

4/8/2025, 9:16:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)

I love how the “monster” of Final Destination is just “imagine if everything went wrong?” Yeah welcome to my life!

3/8/2025, 2:23:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

💦💦💦

3/8/2025, 2:21:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)

I’m overly invested in Ned’s plaque psoriasis.

3/8/2025, 1:48:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Same! Have you checked this out? www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLu...

31/7/2025, 3:47:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

God bless America!

24/7/2025, 6:53:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

They keep biting off more than they can chew because they’re so stupid!

22/7/2025, 3:59:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

What a peak 90’s comic moment!

22/7/2025, 4:58:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor Nazi is facing consequences.

22/7/2025, 3:55:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s fine art.

22/7/2025, 2:07:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do so many people not get him?!

22/7/2025, 1:44:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s “woke” to not embrace cheating?

21/7/2025, 10:22:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Cc: @dril.bsky.social

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21/7/2025, 8:10:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, Netanyahu“Sometimes folly overtakes human affairs for a while but not for long because reality steps in" and there will be a cost for your crimes.

21/7/2025, 7:08:29 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Un-fucking-real.

21/7/2025, 7:06:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG no!!!

21/7/2025, 5:27:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank God Sakura is back. I struggled hard with Alear.

21/7/2025, 5:14:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah who has the real power? My money is on Murdoch although I think he and Trump are detestable.

21/7/2025, 5:13:32 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

You were brilliant, as usual, but I’m truly afraid at the level of brain rot infecting Americans. Good God it’s bad…

21/7/2025, 4:44:18 PM | 29 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly! He also admits to being kind of a Nazi and seems befuddled by the idea the “Leopards could also eat his face”. Like what could go wrong with giving someone absolute power, why would it ever turn against me?!

21/7/2025, 4:42:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooop!

21/7/2025, 4:39:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Her lack of understanding is hilarious for a number of reasons. Trump is arguably more indebted to Murdoch putting him in power than Musk.

19/7/2025, 5:05:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you labeled this an Op-Ed and not actual news analysis…😬

18/7/2025, 2:29:48 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

lol wut

18/7/2025, 2:00:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

100% who thought this was a good idea?!

13/7/2025, 11:10:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social)

@michaelianblack.bsky.social was so good in #Superman as a stand-in for real life smug cable news hosts.

12/7/2025, 1:43:20 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I had no idea he was Jewish but so were Superman’s creators so that feels right.

12/7/2025, 1:42:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re gonna absolutely love it. Possibly the best Superman movie ever.

12/7/2025, 1:41:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

And Krypto!

12/7/2025, 1:39:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Also he’s a billionaire, which is villainous by itself.

12/7/2025, 1:38:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Same, at least two scenes where I teared up! What a great movie.

12/7/2025, 1:37:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly it seems a lot more Americans will have to die at the hands of this corrupt and inept regime until we demand change.

10/7/2025, 5:05:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Extra funny that Grok seemed to be one bit of tech Elon can claim that was actually working well except he didn’t like that it wasn’t a racist 4Chan bot.

10/7/2025, 4:19:48 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so glad I had to Google who this absolute asshole was and didn’t already know. Hopefully he remains a lesser-known footnote in history.

10/7/2025, 3:51:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Curious to hear what you thought.

7/7/2025, 3:45:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noel Casler Comedy (@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social) reposted

FEMA, NOAA & NWS were more important to your survival than ‘God, Guns & Trump’ the sooner you realize this the better off you will be MAGA.

5/7/2025, 7:53:02 PM | 473 103 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh they made cuts for sure. apnews.com/article/nati...

5/7/2025, 6:04:39 PM | 8 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Who knew the National Weather Service was important?!

5/7/2025, 5:58:39 PM | 31 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Worth it for Jonathan Bailey alone. 🥵 It’s a bit cliché at times but fun. I didn’t think it was bad!

5/7/2025, 4:08:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw it last night and really liked it. More than the Chris Pratt movies actually.

5/7/2025, 4:04:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s big mad he only has 5 followers.

4/7/2025, 11:20:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that why I tend to like Italian guys?

4/7/2025, 10:21:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I never rewatched it partly because of all the animal torture. Really left a bad taste in my mouth.

4/7/2025, 6:02:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

That might make it okay. I guess it depends on the scene and context.

4/7/2025, 5:59:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I personally don’t want to see it. I hated the animal abuse in Guardians 3 as well. High Evolutionary losing didn’t make it somehow enjoyable to watch. I assume bad things could happen to people in movies, and can tolerate it to an extent, but I also don’t wanna see Lois Lane get punched.

4/7/2025, 5:57:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Furthermore Stan didn’t even create the character.

4/7/2025, 12:37:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

I vehemently disagree. It shouldn’t even be used in movies to show how evil someone is unless it’s the central plot of the movie like John Wick. There’s far too much animal abuse that happens in real life.

4/7/2025, 12:36:07 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Similar to how the North just welcomed the Confederates back into the fold with a stern finger wagging.

4/7/2025, 5:28:53 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Bee (@johnbalash.bsky.social) reply parent

Good advice! It’s obviously important to know what’s going on but I think I know too much sometimes—gotta take it one day at a time.

3/7/2025, 10:15:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view