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Go Tit in the bag.
Joke of all trades, master of pun.
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Go Tit in the bag.
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Is Strom Borgman the old timer in the Cracker Barrel logo?
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I’m reminded of Carlin’s bit about the evolution of “shell shock” to PTSD
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Fat Man and Little Boy were the best negotiators in the business
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Pall Sorvino
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Two in the hand vs one in the bush
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My childhood dog would eat our cat’s turds. So when all the gourmet and fresh stuff started up, I just laughed. Sell me a bag of Tender Shittles instead.
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Looks like a young Paul Bearer
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She went gluten-free and it cleared up
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Klingon Battlecruiser they saw earlier
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He got Planted
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2-Day Shipping Never Dies
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You can’t Game Genie life
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InjustICE Gang
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Big Ballz will be a huge downgrade from DJ Qualls
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Afterward, his buddy the door salesman saw his chance.
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Wasted his window of opportunity
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“Bag o Feet” is our new product for the holidays.
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Wow. That is really maskimizing the space.
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In The Mouth of Madlibs #MildHorror
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Like the Blood Rave at the beginning of Blade.
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Jet is from Qatar
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JA, JB, JC, JD, JE, and JF Vance
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Thankfully the school had a strong “No baked goods containing nut” policy.
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The Whitest of White Power
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No Hate-Monger yet
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Dude just invented a whole new kind of nut allergy
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Is this Hydra? Cuz that looks like Wanda in her cell behind her.
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Big Wick Energy
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From Paper Towns to paper skin 😭
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Direct result of holding his nose so high in the air.
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I only learned about the three TV sequels today.
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Dad joke behavior modification
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“Don’t crowd me now” whenever someone gets in my personal space. From a henchman in the John Larroquette/Bronson Pinchot movie “Second Sight”
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King too. The Running Man was set in 2025.
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I haven’t watched it either, but I did enjoy the “Dual Spires” homage episode of Psych.
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Rockin’ that Big Disaster Energy
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And you were technically part of the rogues gallery. 😜
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But you ain’t bona fide
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Donahue looks impressed
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Congrats!
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I asked for Pulled Dork here in TN and got busted for solicitation.
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Yeah, but that’s just a lot of empty calories.
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Felt like they Squid Gamed us. Waited so long for the follow up and then it’s incomplete to drag out into a 3rd. Also felt all over the place with the lore.
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ICE about to become the Spirit Halloween of govt agencies
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Kicksport
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Wild that the original novel was set in this year
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That’s how you raise a freak that goes out with only a jacket and bow tie on.
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I watched the latest Squid Game season and it was ad sponsored by Experian.
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Can’t wait for Children of Blood and Bone(2027)
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Based on a book series so expect more.
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The Irishman de-aging tech went awry.
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We got all the makings for a Marc Cohn-style song.
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Square Pegged #NaughtyASItcom
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Just the Ten of Us in Bed #NaughtyASitcom
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Grace Underwire #NaughtyASitcom
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Too Close for Cumfort #NaughtyASitcom
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Saved by the Bell End #NaughtyASitcom
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Herman’s Gettin Head #NaughtyASitcom
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Pussy Brewster #NaughtyASitcom
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Is this a new hour or a renaming of the Effervescent Tour?
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Shartcanned
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Hypocracy
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Always fun catching all the references each episode.
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The trickster Vulcan, Mr Spxyx
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The biggest tragedy is that the movie Dave was not a big success so everyone could just say “Biden was Daved”
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Someone watched Under Siege the night before
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You might develop shpilkes in your genechtagazoink
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It feeds me.
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Damn. After seeing so many of my Marvel faves like MODOK and Leader get depicted horribly, I don’t think they have a functioning barometer on what a good take is anymore.
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The travesty that they own that gem and don’t have it up on D+ for all to experience. 😭
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The timing that I went to do Wordle immediately after reading this.
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“The kaiju is reloading”
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“Please welcome my newest Cabinet member, Krampus. Thank you for your attention to this matter”
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Same. The lack of group DMs is the only reason I still check in at the other place.
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Is that a cop or Panama Jack?