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Romulus77

@jonmsparks77.bsky.social

Joke of all trades, master of pun.

created January 8, 2024

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Go Tit in the bag.

31/8/2025, 2:10:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:00:21 AM | 29 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Strom Borgman the old timer in the Cracker Barrel logo?

27/8/2025, 2:23:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m reminded of Carlin’s bit about the evolution of “shell shock” to PTSD

24/8/2025, 9:32:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fat Man and Little Boy were the best negotiators in the business

24/8/2025, 6:47:48 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pall Sorvino

22/8/2025, 8:52:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two in the hand vs one in the bush

22/8/2025, 2:37:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 12:51:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My childhood dog would eat our cat’s turds. So when all the gourmet and fresh stuff started up, I just laughed. Sell me a bag of Tender Shittles instead.

20/8/2025, 4:31:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a young Paul Bearer

18/8/2025, 11:29:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 9:51:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She went gluten-free and it cleared up

16/8/2025, 1:18:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 6:10:21 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Klingon Battlecruiser they saw earlier

15/8/2025, 12:16:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He got Planted

14/8/2025, 1:45:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 11:28:12 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 4:23:05 PM | 763 209 | View on Bluesky | view

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2-Day Shipping Never Dies

12/8/2025, 6:19:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can’t Game Genie life

9/8/2025, 10:37:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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InjustICE Gang

8/8/2025, 12:08:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big Ballz will be a huge downgrade from DJ Qualls

4/8/2025, 5:54:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Afterward, his buddy the door salesman saw his chance.

4/8/2025, 5:37:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wasted his window of opportunity

4/8/2025, 5:36:23 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/8/2025, 3:26:21 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Bag o Feet” is our new product for the holidays.

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2/8/2025, 9:07:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. That is really maskimizing the space.

2/8/2025, 8:38:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In The Mouth of Madlibs #MildHorror

1/8/2025, 9:54:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like the Blood Rave at the beginning of Blade.

31/7/2025, 7:41:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jet is from Qatar

31/7/2025, 3:53:30 PM | 86 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JA, JB, JC, JD, JE, and JF Vance

29/7/2025, 12:28:41 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thankfully the school had a strong “No baked goods containing nut” policy.

28/7/2025, 1:20:45 PM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Whitest of White Power

27/7/2025, 7:32:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Hate-Monger yet

27/7/2025, 12:57:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude just invented a whole new kind of nut allergy

26/7/2025, 3:21:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this Hydra? Cuz that looks like Wanda in her cell behind her.

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26/7/2025, 12:35:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big Wick Energy

26/7/2025, 2:43:48 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 9:06:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From Paper Towns to paper skin 😭

25/7/2025, 3:50:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/7/2025, 10:44:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Direct result of holding his nose so high in the air.

21/7/2025, 3:54:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only learned about the three TV sequels today.

20/7/2025, 11:08:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those shirts have lived in my memory ever since.

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19/7/2025, 11:29:24 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Opera glasses style

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19/7/2025, 1:16:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dad joke behavior modification

18/7/2025, 12:01:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Don’t crowd me now” whenever someone gets in my personal space. From a henchman in the John Larroquette/Bronson Pinchot movie “Second Sight”

17/7/2025, 10:46:33 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 4:36:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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King too. The Running Man was set in 2025.

16/7/2025, 8:07:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gnarfle the Vartox!

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15/7/2025, 1:06:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I haven’t watched it either, but I did enjoy the “Dual Spires” homage episode of Psych.

13/7/2025, 6:45:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rockin’ that Big Disaster Energy

13/7/2025, 3:44:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And you were technically part of the rogues gallery. 😜

12/7/2025, 11:18:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But you ain’t bona fide

9/7/2025, 10:51:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donahue looks impressed

8/7/2025, 1:19:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats!

6/7/2025, 9:52:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I asked for Pulled Dork here in TN and got busted for solicitation.

6/7/2025, 8:50:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, but that’s just a lot of empty calories.

6/7/2025, 6:23:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Felt like they Squid Gamed us. Waited so long for the follow up and then it’s incomplete to drag out into a 3rd. Also felt all over the place with the lore.

6/7/2025, 5:19:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s mostly him sounding like Grig

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6/7/2025, 12:51:18 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ICE about to become the Spirit Halloween of govt agencies

3/7/2025, 7:36:38 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kicksport

2/7/2025, 7:47:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Original story was set in 2025. Pretty prophetic

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1/7/2025, 2:24:03 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wild that the original novel was set in this year

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1/7/2025, 1:56:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s how you raise a freak that goes out with only a jacket and bow tie on.

1/7/2025, 1:35:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I watched the latest Squid Game season and it was ad sponsored by Experian.

28/6/2025, 11:41:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t wait for Children of Blood and Bone(2027)

25/6/2025, 12:19:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Based on a book series so expect more.

23/6/2025, 9:55:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/6/2025, 6:35:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Irishman de-aging tech went awry.

22/6/2025, 4:58:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We got all the makings for a Marc Cohn-style song.

20/6/2025, 4:13:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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G-O-O-N, that spells fascist

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17/6/2025, 10:10:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Square Pegged #NaughtyASItcom

17/6/2025, 4:06:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just the Ten of Us in Bed #NaughtyASitcom

17/6/2025, 4:04:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grace Underwire #NaughtyASitcom

17/6/2025, 4:02:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too Close for Cumfort #NaughtyASitcom

17/6/2025, 4:00:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saved by the Bell End #NaughtyASitcom

17/6/2025, 3:58:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Herman’s Gettin Head #NaughtyASitcom

17/6/2025, 3:55:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pussy Brewster #NaughtyASitcom

17/6/2025, 3:51:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this a new hour or a renaming of the Effervescent Tour?

16/6/2025, 7:02:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shartcanned

14/6/2025, 11:54:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hypocracy

13/6/2025, 10:37:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always fun catching all the references each episode.

7/6/2025, 8:12:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The trickster Vulcan, Mr Spxyx

4/6/2025, 5:02:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The biggest tragedy is that the movie Dave was not a big success so everyone could just say “Biden was Daved”

1/6/2025, 3:08:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone watched Under Siege the night before

31/5/2025, 10:13:05 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/5/2025, 2:53:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You might develop shpilkes in your genechtagazoink

30/5/2025, 1:11:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It feeds me.

29/5/2025, 3:43:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn. After seeing so many of my Marvel faves like MODOK and Leader get depicted horribly, I don’t think they have a functioning barometer on what a good take is anymore.

28/5/2025, 9:06:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The travesty that they own that gem and don’t have it up on D+ for all to experience. 😭

28/5/2025, 8:45:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The timing that I went to do Wordle immediately after reading this.

28/5/2025, 8:26:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“The kaiju is reloading”

28/5/2025, 1:29:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Please welcome my newest Cabinet member, Krampus. Thank you for your attention to this matter”

27/5/2025, 6:15:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. The lack of group DMs is the only reason I still check in at the other place.

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27/5/2025, 3:00:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that a cop or Panama Jack?

26/5/2025, 11:01:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view