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Scipio Africanus the Elder God

@julze.bsky.social

And you'll be having an experience in the bathroom, beyond the bathroom experience - and I won't mention what's going to happen in the bathroom, but you'll have to find out. She/Her

created September 30, 2023

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Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

There's gotta be a German word for that at the very least.

3/9/2025, 4:30:24 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

He's definitely running for President isn't he?

3/9/2025, 4:28:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

See! I told u. U can't stop me.

A denim vest draped over the back of a chair with an enamel pin of a cat wearing a witch hat on the pocket.
31/8/2025, 12:39:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine is also full of that. Still needs more Cardi B tho.

30/8/2025, 6:08:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

This week really showed me that Bluesky is not the New Old Twitter. On Old Twitter, Cardi B would be dominating rn. Instead, y'all are still yelling at people to vote for Gavin Newsom. We need to remember the real purpose of social media: bullshitting about celebrity trials. Cardi rules.

30/8/2025, 3:31:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asher Elbein (@asherelbein.bsky.social) reposted

I think this is correct. I don't think people need to feel bad about enjoying something aimed at kids and teens, but if you're only (or mostly) consuming stuff aimed at kids and teens as an adult, that's a sign that something's gone wrong somewhere

29/8/2025, 3:48:57 PM | 248 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

1. We must protect Cardi B at all costs. 2. I don't think Cardi B assaulted that woman. 3. If Cardi B beats ur ass you just need to admit that you must have deserved it and move the fuck on with your life.

29/8/2025, 5:23:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

That today is Thursday and not Friday is honestly a violation of my human rights. Someone needs to go to the Hague for this.

29/8/2025, 3:55:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Geralt/Regis is absolutely one of the more under-explored fanfic opportunities. I'll def watch the video later!

28/8/2025, 5:17:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Imma buy one of those pins AND U CAN'T STOP ME.

28/8/2025, 4:44:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Much like the wizard, GeekGirlCon is also Jeff Goldblum. I mean, it's not but it would be v funny if it was.

27/8/2025, 6:07:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooooo I like this one.

27/8/2025, 6:05:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

There's one place like GeekGirlCon and that's GeekGirlCon!

27/8/2025, 6:04:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

We live in hell.

27/8/2025, 1:11:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

I miss my cat.

26/8/2025, 11:22:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

We should fix the systems. Fixing the systems will take a very long time. If we hold ChatGPT responsible for causing harm, it will cause less harm while we do our best to fix the system. Not holding ChatGPT responsible will not fix the system, it will just allow Chat GPT to cause more harm.

26/8/2025, 10:25:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Whey Standard (@wheystandard.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Holy fucking shit

 Five days before his death, Adam confided to ChatGPT that he didn't want his parents to think he committed suicide because they did something wrong. ChatGPT told him
26/8/2025, 4:57:02 PM | 3918 1069 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

I am legit embarrassed rn because I have a bunch of her workout DVDs. I got 3 for $1 at Goodwill and also had no idea she was even involved with The Biggest Loser. And now this. I am ashameded.

26/8/2025, 7:03:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Much like the Wizard of Oz, GeekGirlCon also takes place in color.

25/8/2025, 11:40:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Much like Dorothy, GeekGirlCon is not in Kansas.

25/8/2025, 11:31:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

You know who doesn't see enough play...

25/8/2025, 11:16:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted reply parent

The entire point of telling people this far out that no, I will never vote for Newsom, is so they can choose someone who doesn't suck. If they go ahead and nominate him anyway, that's not on me (and he's still not getting my vote).

25/8/2025, 11:07:14 PM | 2552 344 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Tho I love several cats, in my heart I am a dog person. I love all the animals. But I especially love dogs. And some cats. But not all cats because some cats are bullshit. I have never met a bullshit dog.

25/8/2025, 4:09:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol though I definitely had one woman I put off breaking up with for like... A month or so because I really liked hanging out with her dog. Part of me was like "Maybe I can make this work for the dog..." Obviously I did not.

25/8/2025, 4:01:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be cute. But that was never what the tiger pics looked like. Dudes didn't even smile in them. I need to find a cat to hang out with.

25/8/2025, 4:00:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol you don't date men. Church and CrossFit you find with both men and women (as you know) but dudes loved posting pics of themselves posing with tigers. It was a thing. And it was as pathetic as it sounds. No idea if they're still doing it or not.

25/8/2025, 3:56:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Church, tigers and CrossFit were auto-lefts for me.

25/8/2025, 3:50:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Minor edits: 1. Should have said visible not obvious. My brain is tired. 2. Just remembered I had a friend who could be pretty hostile to kids but lovely to everyone else. They had some intense childhood trauma but worked through it and now are v patient w kids and parents.

24/8/2025, 5:20:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

I have yet to meet someone who gets irritated when they see a child in public who doesn't react the same way to an adult with obvious developmental disabilities. Maybe this person exists but I have not met them and I used to be a caregivers for disabled adults. I've seen a lot.

24/8/2025, 5:13:32 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Also if he's running against Trump at this point, we have bigger problems and voting probably doesn't matter anymore.

23/8/2025, 7:35:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Other people can and should vote how they feel best. I still think he should have been run out of public life after the French Laundry thing and will never, ever vote for him.

23/8/2025, 7:35:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

Just repeating for posterity that I will never, ever, for any reason, vote for Gavin Newsom. I wouldn't even vote for him for dog catcher.

23/8/2025, 6:21:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been saying that some of these people never watched Carnivale and it shows.

22/8/2025, 8:51:10 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

The resolution lists Black women and Black birthing persons. This is a legit question: is it that the phrase exists at all? Not everyone who gives birth in America is a woman. Some are children. Some are non-binary. Is the prescription to just not acknowledge that reality at all?

22/8/2025, 7:26:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Also that quote makes me want to commit a crime against humanity.

22/8/2025, 5:34:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC. There's a part of me that believes that this is Sanderson's Mormon background in action. Like he can't imagine a dude that gets a lot of play because he's hot, competent, and generally treats the women he has sex with fairly well.

22/8/2025, 5:34:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven't read Sanderson's Wheel of Time books and this just about broke my heart. Turning Mat into a raving misogynist is pretty much a violation of my particular human rights.

22/8/2025, 5:24:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

All we do as a nation is talking about it tho. You can't swing a dead cat in supposed left leaning media without hitting an article about how "the leftists are saying pregnant person instead of pregnant woman!" I personally am so tired of hearing about what the people on Tumblr say.

22/8/2025, 3:35:59 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

I was about to say...

18/8/2025, 7:18:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jj skolnik (@modernistwitch.bsky.social) reposted

would you like to have an Experience

17/8/2025, 11:55:23 PM | 232 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

... Some people never watched Carnivale and it shows. Sometimes stories don't get to be finished and that sucks but you just have to deal with it. Being a giant baby about it just makes you look bad.

16/8/2025, 10:28:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

Some rando on Reddit: Well I don't agree with you. True but also, you're not very smart.

13/8/2025, 5:07:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

As someone who drives not infrequently, this would make my life a lot easier. No more having to watch out for speed limit signs. No more trying to merge and being like "Wait how fast are they going?" Idk I say bring on the speed limit overlords. Driving sucks. This might make it suck less.

10/8/2025, 9:32:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

The one-size-fits-all ways that people treat things like sleeping or breastfeeding infants and toddlers drives me nuts. Not all infants or toddlers are the same! They have different issues and different needs!

8/8/2025, 5:06:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

I actually would watch a Star Trek version of Muppet Babies.

8/8/2025, 3:57:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

@bsky.app p please restore @scumbelievable! Your site is much more interesting with her than without her!

7/8/2025, 4:13:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

But also I didn't go to every gun show so it might have been different elsewhere. Idk. Every other far right talking point has been very "well... Duh" for me. It's nothing they haven't been saying for literally decades.

6/8/2025, 11:14:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

From my perspective, the only thing "new" since 2016 is the trans panic. It's not that gun shows were pro-trans or anything; trans people weren't mentioned at all and the general vibe was very libertarian "who cares what other people do with their bodies as long as they're not having an abortion."

6/8/2025, 11:13:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

I grew up going to gun shows in the 90s. So much of the stupid shit you see on Twitter, such as the railing against the "smoking ban," I saw on bumper stickers, flasks, and aluminum signs being sold at gun shows as a kid. None of it is new, just now you don't have to pay an entry fee to see it.

6/8/2025, 11:11:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted

i've been sick with a cold for the past few days and it rocks because i can't actually let myself just relax and watch movies but my brain also isn't working great so i'm neither really getting much done nor taking it easy

6/8/2025, 10:59:10 PM | 79 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Call Me Maybe is the song of every summer and I will die on this hill.

6/8/2025, 4:44:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

This feels like trying to explain why Sifl and Olly is funny. Are you high and watching MTV at midnight in 2002? If not, it's an entirely different experience.

4/8/2025, 1:37:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you high and in a dorm room? Cuz if not, I don't think it's for you.

4/8/2025, 1:35:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol I know it because I spend a lot of time on Reddit. I fucking love Reddit. I didn't think you were lying I was just curious because I have been on a lot of social media/forum platforms and the only place I have ever seen "upvote" is on Reddit.

3/8/2025, 10:09:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

I am very curious where you even learned "upvote" if you have never been on Reddit. As far as I know, that's a function that only happens on Reddit. Is it used on other forum sites?

3/8/2025, 9:50:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

Nervously typing "body pillow case" into Google and praying the results aren't weird.

3/8/2025, 8:11:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

Was that actually baby's first steps or did they red shirt the baby to win the baby race? Lol jk jk that's v sweet.

3/8/2025, 6:38:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously. I'm like... I just want a freaking pillow so I can sleep at night.

2/8/2025, 10:18:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

We're recession-proofing by saving money on waistbands.

2/8/2025, 9:17:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

... ... Why are the people selling pregnancy pillows trying to convince me that if I don't buy THEIR exact pillow I'll kill the fetus? Like sir, you are selling a PILLOW. (Anyone trying to argue that if I don't buy the correct pillow I will harm my fetus will be blocked FYI.)

2/8/2025, 8:46:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

Whoever did the "AI touch up" has no idea why the top frame is good and the bottom frame is bad. Otherwise, they would have never released it. Stop letting people who don't know why people like movies make movies.

2/8/2025, 10:48:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello

2/8/2025, 6:14:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Or if it DOES get popular, it gets popular with women and then becomes "for women." Which still turns men away from it.

1/8/2025, 7:04:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

This is true! But also the assumption that no one has ever tried to offer dating advice to men that counters right-wing propaganda is also false. I can think of 3 sources off the top of my head. It's just that the non rw stuff isn't selling men power fantasies and therefore doesn't get v popular.

1/8/2025, 5:16:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

PISTOLS. AT DAWN.

31/7/2025, 5:16:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

I also love Ms. Rachel. I am allowed to love both!

31/7/2025, 4:49:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok but also I will fight you over Daniel Tiger. Like... In the street. With punching.

31/7/2025, 4:48:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

*screaming*

31/7/2025, 3:48:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Freeman (@tomfreeman.bsky.social) reposted

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010:
30/7/2025, 11:08:45 AM | 15049 4020 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

There's a lot to not love about Poltergeist. There's also the last 10 minutes of that movie. Also, I get so irritated when people talk about the first movie as an example of "they built over an Indian burial ground" when the film goes out of its way to show the bodies were white people.

30/7/2025, 8:19:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

Jumping off of this to say all the skeletons being thrown at JoBeth Williams while she runs screaming through a rain storm in her underwear is why Poltergeist is one of my favorite movies. I often think about how much fun it must have been to be one of the people throwing the skeletons.

30/7/2025, 8:12:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone once said that to me so I made them watch The Haunting (1963) and they freaked out the entire time.

30/7/2025, 8:09:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

JFC

30/7/2025, 6:50:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GeekGirlCon 🔜 PAX West!! (@geekgirlcon.bsky.social) reposted

Level up you legacy by getting yourself a supporter tier pass to GeekGirlCon 2025! geekgirlcon.com/passes/ Your starter pack of awesome includes a bunch of cool perks and swag. This way, you’re not just attending—you’re officially part of the GeekGirlCon magic! #GGC25 #GeekGirlCon

Level up your legacy at GeekGirlCon 2025! GGC Supporter banner at top, a cutout of a woman in cosplay punching her fist toward the camera, superimposed over a teal graphic of a map.
27/7/2025, 9:06:01 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

It's honestly very strange and I couldn't follow her sources or logic. It feels like she has to resort to bizarre conspiracy theories in order to make her belief that Israel can do nothing wrong somehow still align with her moral compass.

29/7/2025, 6:36:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

If Eve Fartlow is in mainstream politics, then technically there is one person who is denying that Israel is starving children and murdering desperate civilians. She's on this huge kick about how all the photos of starving children have been faked and the kids are rn all safe and happy in Italy.

29/7/2025, 6:28:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Sending my love to the little dummy who clearly is not all that dumb because he chose you.

28/7/2025, 6:56:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

What is going on with her hips? Also, is she pregnant?

28/7/2025, 3:27:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

This photo was taken 2 years ago and has been my lock screen for a long time. This was not related to us having to let her go yesterday. She was a perfect cat and I miss her terribly.

26/7/2025, 1:13:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

Engagement bait post your lock screen. My beloved BuBoo who we had to say good bye to yesterday. This was moments before she bit the shit out of a vet tech. Every time I look at my phone I get to see her "I'm about to fucking bite you, lady" face.

26/7/2025, 1:08:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

It was the biggest flaw in the movie. It was way too nice to YouTubers.

25/7/2025, 9:35:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

My input re: is it cheaper to cook at home vs a burrito taxi? Yes it is cheaper to buy food in a grocery store (even prepared food) and heat it up at home than it is to get a burrito taxi. Obviously. "Cheaper" does not mean "the best option for you and your lifestyle." It just means cheaper.

25/7/2025, 9:30:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

This I believe. IPA is inferior to basically all other beers and yet it dominates the PNW. I do not understand.

25/7/2025, 7:05:57 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

This one... I am intrigued.

25/7/2025, 6:54:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

I am very sad today. And when I am sad, I get punchy on the internet. But I don't want to start fights w randos just because I am in a bad place. So instead I am going to reply here. "Skill issue, tbh." There, now I feel better and I wasn't a jerk to some rando.

25/7/2025, 6:42:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pee-Wee Merman (@amagire.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

one of my favorite quotes expresses the same sentiment in more words

Irving Townsend American record producer (1920-1981)
11/2/2025, 9:35:15 PM | 138 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) reposted

having a pet is so fucking stupid. you're just pre-purchasing yourself the worst pain you'll ever feel in your life and we just keep doing it, like idiots, because the only thing worse than losing them is never having them at all

11/2/2025, 9:29:20 PM | 2867 216 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Love on your cats, everybody.

25/7/2025, 2:40:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

Fuck grief.

25/7/2025, 1:44:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

As it was foretold.

24/7/2025, 4:18:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

There are too many Magic cards.

24/7/2025, 5:04:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol I watched it with the sound off and didn't pick up that was Billy Joel because you know, faceblind. That makes it even funnier. "Hey Billy Joel, write a song about how much I love boning underage girls (allegedly)."

24/7/2025, 2:02:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Bill Maher not be a fucking creepy POS challenge level impossible.

24/7/2025, 1:56:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

I would take this bet mostly because I really like the chicken fajitas at Chili's. They're real good.

23/7/2025, 10:34:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Alright alright alright

23/7/2025, 6:31:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes I spelled his name wrong. No, I do not care.

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Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

I am putting it out there now so people can start yelling at me: There is no way in hell I will vote for Gavin Newsome. Under any circumstances. For any reason. Ever.

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Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

There should be more dinosaur stuff that isn't Jurassic Park.

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Profile picture Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

They should just let the Muppets host the Oscars. Everyone would love it.

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Profile picture Scipio Africanus the Elder God (@julze.bsky.social)

This is so craven it's actually funny.

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