Packing for a trip, basically wearing the same costume for 3 days straight, not a very involved costume either... 'Where's my two-wheeler dolly to haul this enormous suitcase to the airport?'
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Packing for a trip, basically wearing the same costume for 3 days straight, not a very involved costume either... 'Where's my two-wheeler dolly to haul this enormous suitcase to the airport?'
I'll laugh at someone cosplaying in a spedo in your honor. 😂
Like I need to be paid to punch a Nazi in the face. That's just self-care & self-care is very important. Try again, Princess Tinyhands.
I'd be wary of the Jerry. Standing between two monsters, no fear. He knows all the kung-fu.
I didn't know Shaq was in Star Wars.
Does anyone else wonder if there's a bowl of $100 bills sitting by the door as they come in or if it's just full of cheap chapsticks stolen from a local dentist?
And this is from the pen of the same numbnut that declared Mar-a-Lardo a non-residential golf resort for the tax break & then proceeded to list it as his primary residence in order to do mail-in voting?
She's a bug-eyed brat who is attacking those that stood up for her in the past. Clarifier - Dr.Squatch's marketing makes fun of hyper masculinity unless they've super changed gears. Ads used to be dudes showering in the woods so 'you don't stink'. I get asked to rate things for them occasionally.
Counterpoint - if you grew up w/it as a seasonal trad, you absolutely can critique the crap out of it as an adult. Lutefisk is disgusting. I will die on this hill. 😆
I guess this is the next 'logical' step when playing Potty Monitor no longer brings in the likes?
*dances like no one is watching because no one actually wants to see these broken marionette moves...
Sneak Peek! This isn't one of the Venture Bros-specific items created for the upcoming booth @ Dragon*Con so I'm ok w/the early post. Space Ghost Tie Tack. Details done w/cat whiskers. Look for 'Rose Whelan' & ask about them specifically.
Potato Bug. Sower of chaos, eater of crunchies, biter of toes. Would crawl under the blankets when cold & go back to sleep hugging my neck. [5.3.24-8.23.25]
Child rapists aren't exactly my go-to for who to trust about what is & isn't appropriate behavior.
This is a step towards making it 'normal' for armed assholes to thug about in public. And when it's 'normal', their bad actors can start hunting w/impunity & hid in plain sight.
Countdown to the usual middle of the night meltdown over 'woke judges' & people who dare the think the king turd can be told no.
Considering the list their personal Lard & Savor is on, I'm guessing that smirking cracker is on some of the same types of lists.
Buttgum - 'You know the character of someone by the company they keep.' Proceeds to get out the chapstick & knee pads...
Just out of curiosity [this is not a formal request on my part], how many times have people requested the Necronomicon as the book in question? And not sorry if this gives people the idea to request that. 😁
If he thinks slavery was so great for America that he wants to '1984' it for posterity, we can shackle his cankles up no prob & haul him off to a farm somewhere for 14 hours of fun in the sun slavery 7 days a week. Live that dream, fat boy.
American exceptionalism requires hard work & sacrifice & is maintained through same hard work & sacrifice. It is not caused by cheating at golf, throwing ketchup, or being a pants shitting pedo w/delusions of grandeur.
Ah yes. I remember that day. It was a Tuesday in 4th grade...
Those 9 wars were just cheeseburgers. The fries were referred to a merely mild skirmishes.
No one should go to Moscow - the land of many high windows that mysteriously all have magical sucking powers. Correction. There is one person who should totally go to Moscow to visit the magic windows but he's probably too fat to get sucked through one.
Phone # might be right. They did like to do phone # stuff - I definitely remember waiting until after midnight to leave horrible advertisements on their machines. I don't remember any forms on the site around that time [although that was ages ago] but I was also probably pitdeep in RC work too.
How much of that is 'gold' and how much is just the gold foil pulled off 'fancy' chocolates and stuck to the walls?
I think you mentioned RuSans before & I'll try to remember Hayakawa. 😊 But unfortunately, neither are within limping distance of the Hyatt. It's Yami Yami in the Peachtree Mall all weekend long. But I'm from ND so any eel that doesn't look like a garter snake is good eel. 😂
'Is that a fly?' *prepares to launch tongue
I wonder which very brilliant braincell decided that this was totally a good idea & wouldn't draw even more attention to Princess TInyhands being in the Epstein Pedo-Files?
I'm old enough to know better than to bother saying how old I am, have had two infarcts, nerve damage down the left & currently attempting to regrow the nerves on the right [accident in June]. And I KNOW I can do better than whatever the hell that was. 😂
The only sushi I ever had a problem w/was octopus. Served sucker-cups up. I've seen too many animes & thought I could feel it trying to sucker-cup back up my throat. 9 more days until I can eat Atlanta sushi like a damned circus seal. ARF ARF ARF.
The HELL letters were often a weird little add-on to some of the orders for the polos although maybe they were also included in any random orders or gifts sent out by WS since you have the sticker/bumpersticker. It's cool to see one posted either way. 😀
🤣🤣🤣 Congrats on being an adult content! I swear some dude w/exposed wang as his avatar was running around here not too long ago but you got dinged for tightie whities on a public street.
TIMELINE CLEANSE ACTIVATED! Seriously, time to forget stupid reality for a couple of minutes & just revel in Chicken Jockey!
Friendly reminder that since he fires anyone that dares give him numbers he doesn't like, you can probably discount anything he says about the border for better or worse. Also, release the Epstein Pedo-Files.
ND is the same map but it's been skewed so that the 3 old farts in the middle of nowhere who always vote R count for more than entire sections of a city that votes D.
I'm waiting for him to start demanding access to the Kari Puddle filter for all public appearances b/c that's the bloated look of a corpse that hasn't come to terms w/being a corpse yet. Cheeto dust w/giant puff via practicing mortician =/= spray tan from a pro.
😆 Did you by chance order their employee polo? I think those were things included as happy little extras if you got something from the shop at the time.
When one of your own skills is poisoning others but you never bothered to work on your own immunities, you tend to get very paranoid about what you eat. Otherwise, I would gladly send him some of my mom's cooking. It would be against the Geneva Convention though...
Unless someone is actively peeing directly into the sink in the ladies, I could care less what type of genitals you have. It's a bathroom. Everybody poops. No one is in there for the hell of it.
He's desperate for a 'win' of a global nature to try to keep the media from mentioning the Epstein Pedo-Files. Too bad his boss has copies of them too.
Not defending the strings or anything like that, but I think that technically it really won't be long before Princess Tinyhands will need a Johnny Jumper to hold him upright for photo ops. I wonder if the ceilings are strong enough...
Had a neighbor that came back from WWII, European theater. Little cats kept him sane there. When he got back, he was a drunk to forget. But the little cats here helped sober him up. May Ukraine have all the little cats & Russia have none.
Is he going to a certain trip anytime soon? Just need to know if I should bring an autograph book. 😁
The only one I dare say anything about is Vistaprint. Pretty sure that's the company PRoV uses for the character business cards & those hold up pretty well, look good, & must be decently priced because they bring a billion of them. They do bulk stickers.
It was the '80's. There was no such thing as too much make-up.
Back in my day, the AI rabbit ears led to the AI antenna outside. And when the AI weather was being extra stupid, I'd get the AI tinfoil and stand my AI self in the corner to up the reception.
Are we sure they are getting it? B/c I feel like the bulk of them are the equivalent of the parent who says 'My kid [doing something horrible] is a precocious spirit! Your kid [doing the exact same horrible thing] is a horrible troublemaker who should be punished immediately!'
'This blanket is askew, Becky! Askew! I felt a lump!'
I see the sun is also a fan of Monty Python & farts in our general direction.
Call them Pedo-Troopers. They march around on the orders of one after all. Make the term stick & sting.
Drumpf wore a suit but he didn't have the cards.
All those that chose to jump into the sea seem to have thought much differently.
'Certain exemptions'? Sounds about white.
I feel like there was a horror movie with this exact start...
Normalize calling these 'agents' - whether ICE or National Guard acting in concert w/ICE - as 'Pedo-Troopers'. Try to distract w/a nickname like that following everyone around.
I can't believe a word that comes out of her meth mouth.
You act like those people didn't give any of it a try. I don't want [as] to turn into what MTV is now - absolute garbage that has no connection to what it actually used to be.
I think I'd rather smell the skunk ass. Not a fan of lemon scent. It's a PTSD inducer.
I'm surprised it wasn't reduced to a picture book praising Shitler & leaving it at that.
It doesn't smell like pee. But that's about as far as I'm willing to go with that 'flavor'.
Always take pride in the fact that every award you've ever received you actually earned.
And in the end, the 12 inch sub was still bigger than all 8 Pedo-Troopers combined.
Yeah yeah, I sang along. Potato Bug thought I was in pain but I'll probably play this later & do it all again.
If this had been Biden, I would have heard this on the evening news & not while doing the evening stroll through social media.
Yuck. I look forward to not seeing it. Clarifying - while the concept sounds interesting, I personally don't care for live action on [as]. It reminds me of how MTV used to mean something but introduced non-music stuff & now its as relevant as 30 foot long phone cords for the landline.
Has anyone told Clarence Thomas that he isn't white no matter how much ass he kisses & if this continues to roll backwards, he's going to end up getting lynched for touching a white 'woman'/bovine hybrid? Even those allowed in the house were considered expendable after all.
They've already driven up energy costs by cutting support to all renewables, giving the oil companies carte blanche to do whatever they want & slapping random tariffs on all the things including energy assistance from other countries.
His 'cognitive test' was pointing out which picture was a Big Mac and which was not a Big Mac. His attempt to eat the picture of the Big Mac was considered acceptable.
Wait, are you dissing the big powder puff of Estee Lauder powder? That might be fighting words...
Supper Man.
Should have read the fine print & paid more attention to who was saying it. I believe it's paid out over 5 years & the one making these promises has yet to pay a single bill of his own.
Parks need staff because stupid people wearing red hats go on vacations too. When is ICE going to raid Mar-A-Lardo? That might give him some perspective.
If it's turned white, you can still attempt a bite. For chocolate that tastes slightly 'off', I've used it in hot cocoa to make it richer b/c I hate wasting chocolate.
Let's drop his crisis actor ass into an actual war zone so he can finally have some perspective.
Happy little ducky air-stomps. 🥰
Best. Currency. EVAH!
I'm supposed to be afraid of someone who had soaps made from their bathwater? These attempts at distraction aren't going to make the Epstein Pedo-Files disappear off any radars, especially when they keep getting parroted by close-personal-friends of the dead pedo & his living friend in question.
*looks over & sees the 5 DVD sets on the shelf I might be good for now. But if someone could convince the kitten to stop sniffing the Dancing Butt handtowel in the bathroom that would be great.
I can smell the autofill coding from here. Smells like burning butt hair and farts. Can I borrow a few mill from you now that you are so super obviously rich? 😜
Perhaps its time to hammer into their blunt skulls that if the Constitution goes, so goes their precious 2A. Dictators don't care for an educated population nor an armed one.
... Firelord is just Lion-O wearing Cheetara's clothes. Once seen, can't unsee. >.<
Over 5 years. He forgot to read the fine print again. His 'Spanx for Dudes' isn't going to last half that long and his bullet-proof vest is going to end up being a tarp from Home Depot w/an ICEE logo stapled on it.
What makes you think he hasn't already given the Orange Lard something gold? Putin probably told him he was a very smart, very not stinky person. Golden words for a Golden Fraud.
You will see all the things. ALL THE THINGS! DRESSED AS THINGS! And my ancient ass somewhere. 😁
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.
There's literally not enough TP in the world some days...
A proud draft dodger & a drunk should have no say in whether or not someone has served their country & earned the benefits promised them for that service.
We've all seen what they consider to be qualified. They want to hand lethal weapons & facemasks to guys who would hurt themselves w/plastic sporks.
Yeah...as someone who was actually briefly referred to as part of Turner Legal once upon a time, that is so bogus I thought my cat shat it out at first. 😂 Also, spellcheck, mf, do you know it? 😆
Puddles is immortal???? No wonder he's so sad. He's seen too much.
Uh oh, they brought out the Big Gavel. They must mean business.
He's a Renfield who prolongs his life through the ingestion of parasites & bacteria.
Beefloaf: the other-other-other-brown-burnt-thing-your-mom-might-force-you-to-eat meat.
The allegations are you creeped him out, he said you creeped him out; you were blocked & deliberately circumvented that to...insult & creep him out. You did that. Dude is a friendly guy & people like you cause people like him to not be as open & fun as they could be. Summary - your mom, creep.
'America has been invaded by criminals & predators. We need YOU to get them out.' We know. The biggest one [a criminal/predator] is currently hiding out at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, Washington DC 20500. Sic 'em.
Has anyone switched the Human Cigarette's colloidal silver w/water from Flint, MI yet? I heard it's very healthy.
If VAs was money, H. Jon Benjamin would be flying to his private bathroom in a personal helicopter on his own island paradise & Seth Green would have a fully functional penthouse on the moon. Your stalker does DoorDash & his only customer is his mom.
If you are going to proudly declare your name is 'Big Balls', you shouldn't immediately deflate when some little kids hit you. Also, Epstein. Epstein. Epstein.
Traveling under the speed limit during rush hour.