Imo, it's time to attack conservative institutions the way the right has. Cancel Elon's subsidies. Regulate the Koch brothers out of existence. Replace the fossil fuel companies with green energy. Put an estate tax so there aren't Ayn Rand failsons who inherit a pile of money to buy our government.
Mentioning bipartisanship should end your campaign on the spot.
*kids get shot at school* "I secure a dangerous freedom to a safe tyranny" Someone shoplifts from Walgreens and does a wheelie on a bike in DC "Harold, call the National Guard"
When Trump dies, he's gonna be like "the DNC Brooklyn puppets on bluesky are celebrating the death of a working class billionaire. I'll be on Tucker's Hitler Was Right Hour to discuss"
He's gonna be awesome when Trump dies in a few weeks. "All the DNC shill pro censorship stans are laughing about a working class hero who had a heart attack in the Qatari jet."
This is the purpose of AI and anti-vax ideology imo
@edburmila.bsky.social I can't wait to see Glenn Greenwald break his hands clutching pearls. He's going to need to be ativaned because he knows deep down we'll all be laughing at his collaborator ass when he goes too.
"I was mildly inconvenienced, so I decided to build the fourth reich. Liberals should keep this in mind"
"Remembering the heroes I got killed on 9/11"
One reason for Democrats to ditch their reflex to say "You have a point" to the other side is the right wing hasn't had a good point about anything in most of our lifetimes
An interesting thing I learned recently, reading the great muckraker Wayne Barrett: the only reason we have those images of Giuliani covered in Ground Zero soot is because he was making his way to the command center he had brilliantly had built at WTC 7, then fled panicked bsky.app/profile/dave...
Mark Cuban is gonna be a full MAGa guy in like a month, isn't he?
Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽
There's also the risk that if liberals don't offer adequate relief to the genocide, fascists like Tucker Carlson and Tulsi Gabbard will steal support by pretending to be anti-war, in the same way Trump sometimes did.
"One last nut" declares Thomas Sowell as he opens the laptop. "One. Last. Nut."
Ayn Rand her disciples have always been a blight upon humanity. Their most remarkable achievement has been deceiving people into thinking there's a difference between their beliefs and fascist ideology.
When you reach enough service time in the MLB for arbitration, you should permanently lose your right to vote.
I've been thinking the exact same thing. Thr Koch Bros are rich bc their dad built an oil refinery for Hitler. Confiscate their property. Regulate Koch industries until it's a worthless asset and then buy it out. Destroy the fossil fuel industry and replace it with renewable energy.
substack.com/@michellekoh... We better start targeting the money and power behind SKKKOTUS. Bc they are FAR more permanent than that Orange thing. Heritage Foundation Leonard Leo Peter Thiel Harlan Crowe We’ll never beat fascism by focusing on the puppet. Hell no.
The driver's brakes failed like the radios he bought firefighters before 9/11
Love being healthy and playing golf with my friend who last won a playoff game in 2003! We love just pallin around and talking about how we love drafting dudes who will be off the roster by their third year. It's a whole lotta fun out in the sun.
Trump's contribution to our politics was exposing that conservatives don't care about any of the principles they've said are sacrosanct for 100 years, and all they wanted was to be openly evil instead of circuitously evil. The Democrats who win will be the ones who understand this and act like it
Before that video, I was under the mistaken belief that doing steroids would at least make you strong
Anti-vax ideology and fascism share certain ideological tenants: anti-intellectualism, an intentional distortion of reality, and underlying social darwinism.
I know where the government can get $23.7 billion to go towards fixing the problem
Isn't it great when business leaders run our country like a business?
The budget obv accelerates things but the time to have done something was when the Dems were in power.
If she wanted a ceasefire, she could have withheld weapons to Israel, but she didn't
Already designed the bipartisanship border bill bongo song.
What is the defense of her? That she's not a good person but better than Trump?
She literally said she wouldn't do anything different than Biden except put a Republican in her cabinet
I def got the part where Palestinians asked her to stop killing their families. I also got the part where she condescendingly refused to do so, and the part where she ignored the overwhelming evidence that it would kill her in swing states.
She offered mild economic policy with an extension of Biden's disastrous Gaza strategy and a dogshit border crackdown.
Kids get shot up at school: "I'd prefer a dangerous freedom to safe tyranny" Someone does a wheelie on a bike in Washington D.C: "Harold, call the National Guard"
We need an absolute orgy of wealth confiscation and trust-busting
The dream of confiscating their wealth is what gets me up in the morning.
A good start to fixing our problems is making sure that all these bipartisanship fetishists in the Democratic party lose their jobs
It's a disease of the mind
I disagree. He put up a fight against the budget bill because it didn't cut spending enough. He has no problem using government when it serves his needs. He does a lot of the Susan Collins thing where he expresses a "concern" but never really does anything.
This was the Lincoln Project. Run the "you're a treasonous p*ssy if you're against Bush" ads but with Trump and Putin.
A pet grievance of mine is that Rand's dad was an obvious nazi
Thinking about the time Rand Paul called the Democrats "Bolsheviks" for trying to get white supremacists out of law enforcement. There is no cogency to their thinking. It's "I can do whatever I want all the time."
Whether it's conservatives using government to fund alligator concentration camps or liberals using government to fund Sesame Atreet, both sides have a serious big government problem.
Liberals say that the United States has gone from being a democracy to being a dictatorship. They're wrong—it's gone from being a republic to being a dictatorship.
Conservatives don't have legitimate grievances.
"It appears we're not closer to joining the in-group that the law protects but doesn't bind than we were 50 years ago"
I am an originalist. I look at the original meaning of the constitution. There is simply no support for the idea that women have a legal right to say no to me when I ask them on a date.
Job Duties: Stop Bret Stephens from putting fork in toaster to get pop-tart Think of euphemism for "child deserved to be shot" Make Bret Stephens a grilled cheese Research whether whales exist or that's just something they made up
I am qualified to assist Bret Stephens. I have been kicked in the head by a horse.
(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
A hobby horse grievance I have is that right-wing libertarianism is a con. Ron Paul and Murray Rothbard were borderline nazis. Rand Paul is a garden variety fascist. The billionaires and ceos always agreed with the core tenets of fascism.
No pink-haired, latte-sipping, non-binary college sophomore will ever be as smug and annoying as the condescending douche who lives in a French mansion and lectures us about how we're not nice enough to the fascists stripping the country for parts.
Hey, anti-Trump Republican here. I'd be on your side if you just stopped saying "Trans people" and ended the elementary school massacre of me having to pay taxes on the profits from my timeshare fraud. OK thanks.
There isn't an issue anyone should be caving to the right on. If they're on the political right, it's because they want to 1) starve 2) kill and/or 3) fuck kids.
You have to be ironclad scum to write for the Free Press.
I know why raiding his house is bad, but John Bolton ruining his life because he wanted to start a war in the middle east is pretty funny imo.
I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
Tweet from Alex that will age like milk
*me handcuffed behind my back on the floor of a flooding detention center in Florida* "This is because a person in my imagination said 'birthing person'"
"Hi, my name is Chet. I'm a conservative, patriot, and a person who family does not allow around children unsupervised. During COVID, I got arrested for breaking into a nursing home to sneeze on all the residents. Together, we will bring back measles to avenge the M&Ms being gay"
Idk what this Cracker Barrel thing is about, but I'd love it if Chris Rufo threw himself in front of a moving train
No idea what's going on with Cracker Barrel, but man would the world be a better place if Chris Rufo threw himself in front of a moving subway car
One of the biggest blunders (when well-intentioned) and betrayals (when not) in Democratic rhetoric over the years is their impenetrable insistence that what voters respond to is somebody who begins by finding common ground with their opponent, no matter who that opponent is or what that ground is.
20 percent of my paycheck is used to help pay for an alcoholic rapist to send the national guard to fight homeless people at the train station
I want to forcibly take money from the rich freaks who bankrolled him and give it to the poor. I want their money to be given away in a Price is Right style tv show. I want a "because fuck you, thats why" tax on the Heritage Foundation ghouls.
"Would you have gone pro had coach just given you more playing time senior year?" 37-year-old "fuck yes" "Welcome aboard to ICE"
I spite of his plummeting approval ratings, the Dems main issues in 2026 will be that we need to get tough on Iran and that the price of eggs is 30 cents higher than when Trump took office.
Confiscating billionaire and corporate wealth is like a society eating kale. It has no downsides. It provides only nutritional value.
Trump: I am ordering the military to invade and occupy blue states DHS: *does Nazi salute* Hakeem Jefferies: cracks egg on video to show Trump doing nothing to lower the price of eggs.
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
There is no reason to ever listen Matt Yglesias. Listening to his dogshit ideas led to an electoral loss against a pedophile. He's midocre mind with a worse heart. We would all be better without him.
before trying to add two new entire franchises, we should find 30 owners that can support the major league teams exist and have viable support for all of the minor league teams. but what do i know about shit?
The correct pronoun for Pete Hegseth is "rapist," not "warfighter"
I'm 100 percent done with the debating right-wingers idea. You're only one the right if you want to 1) fuck kids 2) starve kids or 3) kill kids.
Scum of the earth. Need to be identified, fired, stripped of benefits, and prosecuted at first opportunity.
The "you've lived in a bubble and have never experienced the real world" is also mostly projection from the right.
“Are you getting shot? Would you like your baby to be your first line of defense?”
conservatives/republicans going full on fascist with occupying cities with the military is yet another reminder to NEVER TAKE CONSERVATISM SERIOUSLY. THEIR CRITICISMS AREN'T REAL. YOU CAN'T MEET THEM HALF WAY. THEY AREN'T A SERIOUS IDEOLOGY. THEY CAN ONLY BE CRUSHED, NOT DEBATED. thank you.
Josh, are you sure you're not just a sheltered house cat afraid of everything?
Dems: "we need a strong Republican party" Strong Republican party: "I have not left my house since they removed Aunt Jemimah. I'm defunding vaccines to pay for my condo renovations"
I do agree with her. Crime stats are falling. But thr left needs to realize that until we create the first true utopian society where humans live free of sin, theft, or argument, it makes sense to have a police state run by a child molester.
Imo, there is no coherent justification for Democrats to be pro-Israel at this point. The country's mask has been off for a while. "I'm willing to go to the mat for this psychotic, genocidal country because it funds me and not my opponent" is the only genuine answer a politician can currently give.
Why is it just accepted that being Israel's ally is a good thing? It's a sewer of a country.
Every fucked up thing Stephen Miller does is a punishment we pay for the Democrats refusing to punish the architects of the family separation policy in the first Trump administration.
i love that these guys went to quantico thinking they'd spend their careers hunting hannibal lecter or worst case scenario entrapping mentally ill muslim teens but instead they have to redact trumps name out of thousands of boxes of sex files and then walk a beat
Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
Guys, nothing has ever gone wrong in this country with using vigilantes to take care of accused sexual predators. Now, if you excuse me, Im going to take a big sip of coffee an open this history book of the American South from the 1600s through now..
Just saw someone call the military occupation of DC a distraction, and that’s it, the it’s a distraction people have lost it. We should wait until the bulldozer is running over your house and all chime in with “isn’t there something else we should be talking about”
There has not been a plausible defense against the genocide for some time. Anyone still quibbling over the term is in agreement with the genocide, not denial of it.
Annoying, domestic abuser douche who lives in French mansion and lectures us about how we're not open-minded enough towards right-wingers who want to murder us all in a lust of power.
"I hate you. I hate other cities. You pay for my sex pest lawsuits because my father passed his divine right to rule you down to me. Vote for me." -Andrew Cuomo
This is such an incoherent attack by Cuomo. Your dad was a Governor, you think your opponent is giving too much to the poor, and your response is "my opponent is way too rich while single mothers struggle"
Like every problem we have is because centrists and liberals treated conservatives like people with legitimate grievances over the past 20 years
Is anyone ever gonna do something about the right just killing people for no reason?
It’s about fairness in women’s sports.
ok but that one trans kid is still banned from playing jv tennis with their friends right?
I mean you're good enough for me to piggy back of your tweets for likes @edburmila.bsky.social
