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here's today's post: "Illinois governor, hero. puppy assassin, zero." — a tale of two TV appearances. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
The people in government truly do not give a shit about the children.
#EpsteinFiles
Two clinical experts say Trump’s language, gait, and motor decline point to frontotemporal dementia — raising fresh concerns about his fitness as the 2024 race intensifies.
That is so cool!
Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits
The damage this man has done is incalculable.
Pay attention. Your family’s safety is on the line.
Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, who resigned from the CDC, revealed that RFK Jr. has NEVER been briefed by CDC experts on measles, flu, or Covid: “No one from my center has ever briefed him on any of those topics…He’s getting his information from somewhere”
Love this!!!
THE GLOVES ARE OFF IN CALIFORNIA November 4, 2025 will forever be known as The Day Gavin Newsom Saved American Democracy. Put the word out to EVERYONE you know in CA…vote YES on Prop. 50. Counter Texas & Trump, or give up democracy forever. Yes, it’s THAT vital. couragecalifornia.org/pledge-yes-o...
Charlie Kirk wants Stephen Miller to sue over this comment.
I’m sorry to hear about your loss. These kind of days are tough. Take care of yourself!
Those who have the power to stop mass shootings can go to hell with their "thoughts and prayers." Do something about it, you evil bastards.
“Taylor Swift has multiple Grammys. Her Eras Tour added nearly $5B to the U.S. economy. She quietly donates to food banks in every city she visits. Her lyrics are studied at the world’s top universities, not because she’s famous, but because she’s brilliant” Raise your kids to be like TaylorSwift.
Today Donald Trump, known for wildly gesticulating, held his hands under the table for over 2 hours of a live cabinet meeting. He can’t hide his lying hands.
Raise your hand if you’re not ashamed of people seeing your hand ‘cuz it doesn’t have grayscale 🖐️
Very disappointing.
Rise up. 🌈
Everyone looks super engaged and happy to be there. I bet not one of them is rethinking every crap choice they made to be in that room.
My heart breaks into 10,000 pieces once again.
Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
Can I get an amen? 😂 🙏
“I was r*ped sometimes 3 times a day on that island… and I was not the only girl on that island… Ghislaine must die in prison, because I’ve been in hell and back for the last 17 years.” Listen to the survivors.
He has a face you just want to punch.
What’s the term for this again? Ah, yes. “Snowflakes.”
Florida bans "The Diary of Anne Frank" in school libraries. Whoever made this decision should have to eat every page of that amazing book, page by page.
Mail-in voting is safe. Period. Trump and Republicans know it. But they also know winning fair and square doesn’t look likely with their horrible policies and broken “promises.” That’s why they’re hell-bent on gutting voting rights. When you can’t win fair, you cheat.
Imagine believing slavery is good
24 hours and counting.
BREAKING: Zelensky issues blunt demand — “Russia must end this war. It started it, and it must stop it.”
Important message to pass along. I love listening to him speak!
“With less they beat slavery. With less they beat Jim Crow… Harriet Tubman didn’t have email, Twitter, Texts, TikTok…”
Love seeing male cheerleaders! I think people are jealous of how great he moves! F the haters!
Gavin Newsom: “Eight of the top ten murder states in this country — red states. It’s acts of authoritarianism. It’s acts of power. It’s weak and it’s increasingly desperate. It’s important that we meet him head on with substantive counteractions”
Awe! What a sweetie!
Trump says he likes the idea of starting a war so he can declare “no more elections” and stay in office forever. (video: @factpostnews.bsky.social)
My law firm is currently litigating 50 voting and election cases in 22 states. Here are the states with the most cases: GA, AZ, FL, NC, LA, MT, NV, WI. The fight for free and fair elections is the fight for democracy. Please, pay attention.
Life comes at you fast
#ResistanceUnited The incompetence of this "administration" is simply breathtaking. Imagine leaving the details of a high-level summit sitting on a public printer. Imagine what other sensitive or classified information they've left lying around. www.npr.org/2025/08/16/n...
Why didn’t more people listen to her? She knew and warned us.
Listen to my friend @donlemonofficial.bsky.social as he urges fellow journalists to stop covering what Trump does like it’s normal.
The hat! Omg!
Fox News falls for it hook, line, and sinker.
MAJOR BREAKING: NO DEAL REACHED IN PUTIN-TRUMP MEETING
Adorable Elephant feel all loved with cuddles.. 🥰
You can’t assert the former without the latter also being true.
"Crime was *such* a pressing issue in DC that Donald Trump found it necessary to first figure out how to put up a flagpole on the White House grounds, lay the plans for a $200 million ballroom, host a bunch of crypto dinners, release a cell phone plan and a crypto coin."
Right-Wing podcaster Benny Johnson just called for black neighborhoods in DC to be "emptied" and "bulldozed". I recently did a piece about Benny's suspicious YouTube activity which is more relevant than ever: substack.davidpakman.com/p/the-most-s...
Trump says countries were taking advantage of us like children. Not beating the Epstein allegations.
This sucks… The Gallagher brothers have been cautioned to keep their opinions on Trump private to prevent any problems in U.S. leg of their Oasis reunion tour. They’re being advised to hold their tongues or face potential disruptions to their American concerts. www.express.co.uk/celebrity-ne...
Meiselas: A MAGA anti-vax extremist opened fire on the CDC, killing a heroic Black officer. 500 shots fired. Do we hear Trump or JD Vance saying anything? Cohen: Not even thoughts and prayers.
They recovered over 180 bullet shells at the CDC. Debris from shattered glass is still being cleaned up. I am completely stunned at how quickly the news cycle has moved on. This was an act of terrorism targeting public health experts, and the response seems to be a collective shrug.
Love the comeback!
We need more of this!
SPLENDID PARODY OF THE PEDO-IN-CHIEF'S MORONICALLY DERANGED STYLE OF POSTING, DESPITE THE MISSED OPPORTUNITY OF REFERRING TO HIM AS DONALD CHUMP, GOVERNOR NEWSCUM. 4/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Talarico owns Will Cain so hard that he has to tap out of their interview based on "time"
He looks like he has no idea how to be a human.
@betoorourke.bsky.social: "When Trump called GA Republicans after the 2020 election and said, 'Hey, will you find me 11,000 votes?' they said, 'The hell with that. Absolutely not.' When he called Texas Republicans and said, 'Find me 5 congressional seats,' they said, 'How soon do you want them?'"
The law specifies a census every ten years, not whenever you feel like it could help your party.
Trump calling in the National Guard is nothing more than an #EpsteinDistraction from the #EpsteinTrumpFiles. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice for protecting EVERYONE on the #EpsteinClientList including himself Grok knows #PedoPresidentTrump is the worst criminal in DC, as does the USA. Stay focused on Epstein
Reality: that “extra revenue” is higher costs paid by regular American consumers & businesses, and the “tax relief” is going to the rich not you. JD is pissing 💦 on your head and telling you it’s raining — and @marshablackburn is using this line also as she runs for governor.
Congratulations! Looks like it was a perfect time!
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit is going to get pantsed by his despot bestie Putin. again." — and Judge Chutkan is back in the news! thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring. And then that guy was "silenced" forever. And now we will just not talk about anything else until they... #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
Incredible footage of Plasma ejecting from the Sun.
They are going to seize control of Washington DC.
Actual posts by the American government
Let me repeat it! 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏼👇🏽
A fuckton even using Trump math
To athletes and coaches around the world: REFUSE to come to the United States for the 2028 Olympics. Do NOT endorse what is happening in the country. Do not come. That’s how you show you are against the authoritarian takeover.
Thou shalt not turn the Oval Office into a tacky shithole.
The Trump regime is way out of bounds and must be reined in. Voters, we know our mission: Insist on free and fair elections, then vote the complicit GOP out of office.
They love the division.
We found the waste, fraud, and abuse…
Get well quick!
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
ICE detainee killed himself at Alligator Alcatraz. I’m pretty sure they don’t have anything resembling mental health services.
Kristi Noem’s botox-filled face kept sliding off her head and trying to escape. And she can’t stop shooting dogs.
📌 Gloria is a shark ! She shall bring , swift justice ⚖️ 🐥
What a piece of crap!
Heinous.
If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.
Same.
Priorities.
Disgusting.
New York has entered the chat 💬
The White House landscape now matches our national political one.
“Both of them.”