Ooh, a drum kit! *looks at image more closely* Oh, I see.
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Ooh, a drum kit! *looks at image more closely* Oh, I see.
Did you at least have the vein removed?
"You don't have to study MAD to work here, but it helps!"
The typeface on that graffiti is remarkably consistent
Chicken Off Peak Advance Masala is great, but you have to eat it for lunch.
It's no better or worse than the rest of the cooking lagers, i.e. ghastly but popular.
For me it was "benign". Didn't find out until much later that it wasn't pronounced "bennigin".
Tremendous television
S&W Pink Ladysmith
Glorious
A paper towel, I hope
Skipjack Jack, they call him.
That smile!
Plague Enthusiast HQ
It's hard to eat with a pop filter in front of your face.
I rewatched Caprica the other week. It was just getting interesting when it got cancelled.
"with the aim of reducing mistakes and speeding up orders." Horseshit.
... and then the humans using the model decided it was fine too?
I see where you were going with it, and I want you to know that I appreciate the effort.
Czar-a-Lago
The Offspring, Glasgow Barrowlands, somewhere in the late 90s.
I can't imagine Giant Haystacks or Big Daddy indulging in that sort of thing. At least, I'm trying very hard to not imagine it.
Aragorn's sword in LOTR, if that helps.
You weren't there, man!!!
Because the emperor does, in fact, have a splendid new set of clothes.
"Emancipation!!!" ... ... "No, not like that!"
We might see a resurgence in Olive Oil paraphernalia
End of 2 term limit
Because the haters own the newspapers.
Oh for fucks sake
"Detroxi" was right there, Jerry
If there's a bright centre to the fashion universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.
HMS Cumin, always late to the battle
It's a testament to your oeuvre that I knew exactly who that was a painting of, despite not knowing what he looked like, or reading the alt text.
You need Boudicca-style blades poking out
Put him down, Cronus! You're the worst parent!
Borrowing it for a while is probably ok
Your not murdering is important to us, please hold
Time to take the Jepsi Challenge
That was a highly specific metaphor
This just in: Beethoven still dead
Dammit
I did my first ever Pilates session recently. The next few days I hurt in places I didn't even know existed.
How about those gay beers, though.
Czar-a-Lago
Quality gag
Keel-hauling
I love the cover art. I read a lot of books as a kid with that sort of cover, and at the time I thought they were cringe and cheesy, but I love them now.
I imagine I'd have hated it if it was a job. Volunteering is different somehow.
I used to volunteer at the Bewdley beer festival many moons ago. Hardest work I ever did.
Did anyone else get a kick out of setting them off by banging them with stones?
I quite enjoyed it, it's a tricky way to tell a story. It rather goes off the rails in the last act, though.
What, AGAIN?
And the less said about the whole cilantro/parsley thing the better.
I've got to get my hands on one of these, it sounds amazing.
"our mordant and spiteful masterpiece" Glorious
... and that's just on the train.
When I say "heavenly", I do in fact mean "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
At least the punishment fits the crime
"Let's have a look at what you could've won!"
Before one judges, one must step foot in his shoes
It's the thin end of the toastie
He may not be the sandwich yeeter we wanted, but he's the one we needed.
Very fine people!
Mr Soze assures you that if he meant the sandwich to do you harm, then you would already be dead.
That's Himeji, though, not Kyoto. Says so on the tin. I visited Himeji many years ago, and the damned thing was completely covered in scaffolding. Helpfully, the scaffolding was then covered in a giant picture of the castle.
"This marks a significant step forward in regenerative dentistry." What a time to be alive.
Out of spite, you should start pronouncing "evangelist" like "Vangelis"
Post gee-gee, ergo propter gee-gee, innit
Ye have neigh evidence!
Windsor would disown that knot. They'd blame it on Slough.
Oh goody, more gatekeeping. Just what we need.
"It'll be swell"
What would that achieve? It's just petulant, and wouldn't solve anything.
Those won't stop the genocide either. What's your point?
I bet Sam would have all sorts of suggestions as how to prepare them.
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD JERRY
This one is very much in the "pretentious nincompoop" category, and therefore should be left in full view for everyone's enjoyment.
His pattern indicates two dimensional thinking.
The Benz W123 is a tremendous machine.
Pieces of feedback! Pieces of feedback! Squawk!
A whole film dedicated to Gollum trying to find out what taters are.
Technology issue? Do the wings not work any more?
"where no peeps haz been"
I've got Dan Brown on the phone, he wants his prose back.
"He's more blog now than man. Twisted and evil."
Lécolletage?
Remember Monkey Dust? youtu.be/XCywGhHQMEw
Couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a map
I used to enjoy going to rugby union double header events. 4 sets of fans, one stadium, plus beer. Never any troubles, just enjoyment.
The sex scene in Team America. Pretty much everyone in the audience.
