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Teseida

@kevinhewett.bsky.social

Tesla company hate account, mostly; also post rare belt buckles and leather belt accessories; but pretty much just Tesla vehicles are terrible. and stamp collector. /sarc

created November 23, 2024

1,117 followers 485 following 2,557 posts

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Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

stop shopping, stop fascism #CapitalismKills

1/9/2025, 5:29:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

nobody wants to quit shopping for high quality, brand name products--so democracy has to die #nowyouknow #CapitalismKills

1/9/2025, 5:19:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

ICE = homoerotic man-play for guys who peaked in high school First-person shooter video games destroyed our society, but nobody wants to talk about that. #ManlyMan #FuckICE

1/9/2025, 5:17:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

open, street-level fascism going on in Amerikka, yet some people still readily hop on a jet to go "vacation" abroad? blind eye much? "fuck the peasants, it's Jamaica, baby!!" me, I haven't traveled since the Jewnocide began in Gaza, but I'm political like that...

1/9/2025, 5:14:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

lotta self-hating Black people can't get any better job, smdh...

1/9/2025, 5:00:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

US military volunteer = stupid person

1/9/2025, 4:36:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer the voting population have a basic education, but we got passed that somehow. #geniocracy #PolitburoNow #DemocracyFail #pollTest

1/9/2025, 4:30:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

...a proto-fascist, racist, xenophobic organization and I have first-hand evidence of the fact

1/9/2025, 4:30:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

you must be Anglish, 'cause you have to edit your shit to keep from being arrested, lol. I'm American and can say whatever the fuck I want to anybody and only have to fear getting smacked upside the head! Nigel Farage is a closeted homo, FYI. you lot need a "constitution" over there some day.

1/9/2025, 4:22:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

yep. The Anglosphere doesn't enjoy TRUE freedom of speech--except in Amerikkka!

1/9/2025, 4:19:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

we're all "consumers" now, not "workers" #QuitBuyingShit

1/9/2025, 4:14:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

India is rapidly going fascist right now under Modi

1/9/2025, 4:06:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

US military volunteer = stupid person

1/9/2025, 4:02:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

the stupids shouldn't be allowed to vote #DemocracyFail #PolitburoNow #geniocracy

1/9/2025, 3:37:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still thinking it's funny that the Chinese knock off of the Cybertruck is so much cooler than the Tesla version. Not my thing at all, but at least can see the appeal.

Tricked out version of the Chinese EV truck GAC.
31/8/2025, 6:07:12 PM | 3164 344 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

the back seats in the parking lot after a "purity ball", though 😳

1/9/2025, 3:32:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

(okay, but the true "Middle Class" wouldn't include rent payers--except perhaps at their places of business.)

1/9/2025, 3:10:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

who? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vichy_F...

31/8/2025, 10:22:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

gay adjacent

31/8/2025, 8:43:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

dumb guy

31/8/2025, 8:43:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

(that's just regular victim blaming, not "next level". stuff can just be regular, without any adverbial phrase attached. avoid extremes in your English usage.)

31/8/2025, 8:42:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

not trying to impress anyone. won't get meaningful engagement on BlueSky anyway. you're my first reply in weeks. I should not have used "need" as my verb there, but it's subconsciously sought by some, very sadly. and yes, I was a LMSW before retirement--but not a psychiatrist.

31/8/2025, 8:40:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

not blaming. just diagnosing. talk to your girlfriends about not dating fascists. many still have lovers. this is bad.

31/8/2025, 8:07:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

abuse. yes. they require abuse to play out the recordings in their own minds, established by their abusive parents. weird but true.

31/8/2025, 7:52:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

smoking weed did it for me. I didn't even have a cassette player.

31/8/2025, 5:53:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

the necessary eradication of Capitalism eludes this creator entirely #CapitalismKills

31/8/2025, 5:51:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

truly the glorious revolution has begun!

31/8/2025, 5:51:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

(India = Modi = MAGA these days)

31/8/2025, 5:49:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

GenZ's social anxiety is so severe they just stay home and watch Netflix with noise canceling headphones on. sad. pathetic. *also, GenZ has no money. wages now are 60-80% of ours, adjusted for inflation. #nowyouknow

31/8/2025, 5:28:11 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

any Tunisian resort, more like

31/8/2025, 5:24:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

unions = xenophobic

31/8/2025, 5:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

"Show less like this"

31/8/2025, 5:18:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

you know I'm right. some chicks date cops on purpose. they're looking for abuse. (and they find it.)

31/8/2025, 2:55:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

buy more weed?!?! no thanks, towel!

31/8/2025, 2:28:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

negro ICEs??? wtf???

31/8/2025, 2:24:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

idiot article. do better. thx!

31/8/2025, 2:22:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah? Well, what do you think stupid people are supposed to do on Sundays then?

31/8/2025, 2:21:19 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad police officers have unions--or I could really get behind unions. But unfortunately, police officers are in unions and I hate police officers so I won't support unions.

31/8/2025, 2:19:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

20% need it. because it's how their own dads behaved. #repeat #nowyouknow

31/8/2025, 2:18:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

(doesn't work when my human wife suggests it...)

31/8/2025, 2:16:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

fascism = dummies voting #nowyouknow #geniocracy #PolitburoNow #DemocracyFail #pollTest

31/8/2025, 2:15:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

slave patrol

31/8/2025, 1:43:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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homoerotic man-play

30/8/2025, 11:50:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

you got fascism because slope-headed morons are permitted to vote #DemocracyFail #PolitburoNow #geniocracy #nowyouknow

30/8/2025, 11:45:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

sell out ho

30/8/2025, 11:43:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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slave catchers

30/8/2025, 5:44:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

fashion industry = whore house #CapitalismKills #nowyouknow

30/8/2025, 4:12:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

30/8/2025, 3:21:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

no one is "Jewish". gods aren't real and the gene pool has been completely blended over the years, from intermarriage and rape. #nowyouknow

30/8/2025, 3:14:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

video games = incel toys #nowyouknow

30/8/2025, 3:13:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

how they got a negro ICE, tho? race traitor much???

30/8/2025, 2:49:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

*every black cop is a race traitor until after the #RevolutionNow #nowyouknow

30/8/2025, 2:46:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

the ones who join Forces are the same who burn crosses

30/8/2025, 2:44:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

for my group, it'll be "Safety Dance," by Men Without Hats

30/8/2025, 2:41:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

consumer whore, brand addict? yeah. #ExtinctionRebellion

30/8/2025, 2:40:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

nowadays, that'd be rock & roll from the 1960s #RollingStones

30/8/2025, 2:36:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:31:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just weed in my unit. grade A ditch weed kilos, from Jalisco State, smuggled in sedans' fuel tanks at the Otay Mesa and San Ysidro border crossings. quarter ton a day, just my unit of 6 vehicles. war zone before legalization. there was cocaine moving too, but I never cracked into that side of it.

30/8/2025, 2:30:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

a competing gangster. Tijuana, 1996. he had it coming. Arellano-Felix brothers cartel, eradicating our competition. had to happen.

30/8/2025, 2:23:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuck Britain! pirate bastards. thieves, every one. Brits Out! #32counties

30/8/2025, 2:22:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you get over it eventually. I shot a guy but now I feel nothing, it's just another life anecdote.

30/8/2025, 2:02:31 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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better be a ground floor unit. cows don't like stairs.

30/8/2025, 1:59:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#ICE got women ones and black ones too?!?!? damn. race traitor ass mf!

29/8/2025, 9:32:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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slave patrol

29/8/2025, 9:30:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CB smokin'!

29/8/2025, 7:01:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fascism = dummies voting #nowyouknow

29/8/2025, 6:59:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#CapitalismKills punk is what he is

29/8/2025, 6:58:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there is no god

29/8/2025, 12:18:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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military volunteer = stupid person

28/8/2025, 11:04:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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those days are over. keep up.

28/8/2025, 11:02:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there is no god

28/8/2025, 10:59:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

"it's okay not to be okay"

28/8/2025, 10:58:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so sad that stupid citizens are allowed to vote, thereby causing such tragedies to occur continuously #geniocracy #PolitburoNow #DemocracyFail #pollTest

28/8/2025, 10:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Science has finally progressed to the point where people who genuinely believe in any god(s) should not be permitted to vote in elections. #nowyouknow

28/8/2025, 7:00:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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consumption = Earth murder

28/8/2025, 6:49:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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saw that guy on Grindr 3 weeks ago

28/8/2025, 6:48:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

the value of which is?

28/8/2025, 6:47:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

why use a burner when there are no real penalties for harassing somebody in your own name. Few negative consequences descend on anybody who says awful things on social media. Rules only work when there is enforcement.

28/8/2025, 6:36:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

you'll see. Chinese are moving fast and in secret. We don't truly know where they truly are on this subject. The Chinese hold their cards close to their chest on such matters. Capitalism demands labor costs be reduced/eliminated and Capitalism will get what it demands, so labor will be eliminated.

28/8/2025, 6:34:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

some new tech will shine brighter than LLMs. We've created a technical economy too fast-paced for humans to operate. Nobody cared when it only affected blue-collar workers. But now it affects white collar workers. And there will be some push back, but the machines will prevail.

28/8/2025, 6:22:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hilarious!

28/8/2025, 6:17:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GenZ = weakest yet #iPadKids

28/8/2025, 6:16:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my guns never lie to me. or steal.

28/8/2025, 6:16:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"blessed"? by what? there is no god.

28/8/2025, 6:14:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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there is no god #nowyouknow

28/8/2025, 6:12:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(guy's talking about an employment field A.I. will wholly dominate in 8 years...) #unemployed #BadChoiceOfMajor

28/8/2025, 6:11:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we let morons vote and you expect sane outcomes?!?!? #geniocracy #PolitburoNow #DemocracyFail #pollTest

28/8/2025, 2:47:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hippy!

28/8/2025, 1:39:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snoop a bitch already. LBC should shank his ass, but they got nuttin'. (Long Beach Crips)

28/8/2025, 1:37:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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universal suffrage democracy only works if the population is educated. dummies voting gets you fascism. #nowyouknow #geniocracy #PolitburoNow #DemocracyFail

28/8/2025, 1:35:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lottery = tax on stupidity #nowyouknow

28/8/2025, 1:32:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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goops and salves! creams and powders! one day I'll be beautiful!!! #UglyDuckling

28/8/2025, 1:31:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Teseida (@kevinhewett.bsky.social) reply parent

I possess an unexplainable capacity for immediately sensing raw cognitive reasoning ability and Ted Cruz does NOT possess any unusual amount. he's an oil industry prop-up is all. a good vocabulary does not make one a deep thinker.

27/8/2025, 11:40:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so does my wife!

27/8/2025, 8:36:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real followers only or do bots count?

27/8/2025, 5:06:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frankly, I'd rather be underground, in some tunnel, getting stabbed while waiting for a dirty train. #NewYork

27/8/2025, 5:04:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A.I. does all that now. sorry. please note the change, however. thanks!

27/8/2025, 3:50:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No upper middle class person of dignity and respect would take a job in politics anymore--because of the public ridicule and condemnation that come with it. #AdlaiStevenson #DemocracyFail #nowyouknow

27/8/2025, 3:05:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*could stop allowing obviously stupid citizens to vote yes? no? maybe? #geniocracy #PolitburoNow #DemocracyFail #pollTest

27/8/2025, 1:49:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waffle House. 24/7. talk to Larry, out back by that big dumpster. *not his real name.

27/8/2025, 1:44:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view