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Upon seeing Giuliani, the woman fled back inside to her abuser.
"Memories from the estate of Donald Trump"
Better Off Dead Repo Man And the answer to basically every movie question: UHF
Well let's face it, conservatives get extremely butthurt any time their decisions end up actually affecting them personally.
Zuck really getting his money for all those folks he poached from OpenAI. lol
I think it is completely morally acceptable to use a mocking Spongebob text generator when quoting RFK Jr.
Silicon Valley is so capitalpilled that human lives are just another row in a table.
The problem is he probably paid out the ass for them because everyone knows the entire White House is just full of morons now. It's all just one big grift, conservatives just trying to stuff as much cash in their pockets as they can while the titanic sinks.
Translation: I'm going to get teenagers to produce a bunch of generic AI slop and use it to steal your tax dollars.
She's not, but it sounds good to the same idiots that have been buying her bullshit for decades.
I swear the trading community is just a bunch of golden retrievers with headsets. Why would anyone be surprised that the growth of ANY company eventually tapers off? Why does it seem like the market just assumes everything should be linear when absolutely nothing is??
"due to SoftBank purchasing $2 billion in Intel shares in the days prior to the US agreement being reached" @edzitron.com more shady shit from SoftBank
Yeah when it's time to rebuild this PC I'm either switching to Linux or MacOS. Seems like every day there's a new headline about how Win11 is getting shittier.
She looks like Hoggle from Labyrinth now.
Ok *this* is the type of shit that AI is actually good for.
Can we just have a rule where you have to go do some amount of real work before your opinions can get published in a nationwide publication?
Knowing the current state of Republicans it's probably something ultra fucked up like infusions of blood from sacrificed children.
Legal? Probably not. Ethical? Always.
They'll do just enough to quiet down the criticism but never enough to jeopardize their extremely lucrative model of financially preying on children.
$213.3 million if they take the lump sum #savedyouaclick on this clickbait bullshit
Meh. I'm just waiting for the consequences of their decisions to catch up with them. I'm sure they won't have any issues finding a job in their 70s when they get kicked off medicare. Those legendary bootstraps gotta still be holding strong.
I guess that was before he drank the stuff that made him dissolve into a river? I have only read the first two books and find the timeline a little confusing.
Donnie promised a lot of shit and has delivered on nothing that benefits anyone but himself or people that can afford to line his pockets. This is just another in a long series of lies. The actual beneficiaries will be AI providers riding tax breaks to stave off the bubble popping a little longer.
No matter how you cook it, it still tastes like hot sargassum.
To be clear, the law was *never* about child safety. It's about government censorship and destroying the right to privacy.
Yeah I did 10 once. Once. I'll stick to being a lightweight thanks.
Stupid clickbait headline. The company is Starbucks.
Maybe it's time for a bold departure from protesting norms.
"The software equivalent of the launch of St. Anger" Shots fired
I feel this in my bones. Played the "Rock Classics" playlist on Apple music the other day and it included such classic hits as: Offspring - Self Esteem Oasis - Wonderwall White Stripes - Seven Nation Army Soundgarden - Spoonman Sublime - Santeria
20+ years in tech and my passion is just gone. Feels like nobody is making anything for the sake of making a great product anymore. Everything feels like it was just designed to extract maximum revenue from customers, and so many products seem to get actively worse every year.
Posting Always Sunny memes, yet you somehow missed the opportunity to make an "ocular patdown" reference in the Blink episode of IBCK. As a fan of both franchises, I'm deeply wounded.
Bend the knee: dead to me.
Also better drivers.
Oh are we still pretending that Democrats will be allowed to vote at all?
See you on the high seas, mateys.
I know this is an ad but fair warning: I bought one of these about 3 years ago and it's a good chair except the seat cushion has worn out significantly and they do not offer that as a replacement part. 7yr warranty not really worth shit when you can't replace the only *made to wear* part.
Brutal would be if they didn't make it home at all. Instead they probably both slept like babies that night.
Now you just need the haircut.
And yet, every pixel phone I've owned has reached EOL prematurely because of hardware issues. Of course that's partially on me because I keep buying them b/c they're cheap. Should probably just drop the whole Google ecosystem though. Only company where every product gets worse every year.
Why would you want to bury all this fiber optic cable that will last for decades when you could just spend way more money and consume astronomical amounts of resources by using satellites that will de-orbit after 5 years and constantly need to be replaced??!?!?!
"Nothing can possibly go wrong with this idea", said the middle management idiot whose bonus was based on how many AI integration projects they completed that quarter.
Wow if that's true it almost seems like there would be a huge incentive for the people in power to get us into a war before 2028...
If it's cool to see ninjas do flips, why not cheerleaders?
IDK, seems like the mistake here is caring about what someone with basically 0 professional credentials other than "having thoughts" thinks about anything, ever.
"Did you test that message with ChatGPT?" Like wtf does that even mean? Asking it to improve the wording? Based on what metric? Or are we supposed to see how things 'resonate' with a large language model? Why not real humans? Just absolute brainrot shit.
Right, because we all knew it was just a distraction/intimidation technique all along. Our legal system has devolved to be a nothing more than a weapon for the ultra-wealthy to wield.
Oh so they're only starving *sick* kids to death. Well that certainly makes it better.
Democrats are giving Trump the opportunity to grandstand? Calling in the national guard *was* the grandstanding. He's already grandstood! 100% the message at this point should be to point out that this is completely unnecessary and just a show of power.
It's so much simpler than that. He lied. He lied, because he's a liar. He only cares about himself, and he lies to get what he wants. The entire Republican strategy for 20+ years now has just been to find out what polls well with their base then repeat it ad nauseam, then do what the donors say.
Lol, I forgot Jamelle blocked me for poking fun of his nasty sheet pans.
"known"
Just throw this in the landfill with all the other millions of red flags we're ignoring.
Even Dynasty Warriors has a parry system now. Sad times.
Going to be super awkward explaining to future generations why we boiled the oceans. Maybe chatgpt can just do it for us.
Surprising nobody except the middle management idiots these are targeted at and the only people they might actually replace.
"movies about the relationship between art, artist, and the audience" So UHF then?
www.reddit.com/r/technology... @edzitron.com, as Morpheus: "They're starting to believe"
Yeah this definitely won't be absolutely abused to funnel money to sycophants and punish anyone that dares to stand up to this administration. I'm sure Democrats will release a sternly worded statement about how "you're definitely not allowed to do that" in a month or two.
Oh sure Michael, let me just head down to the sandwich farm and pick a couple grinders fresh off the vine. /s
How, in the year 2025, can you still not send videos directly from Google photos to YouTube? But yes, by all means divert all engineering efforts to shoehorning your embarrassingly bad LLM into every product. @searchliaison.bsky.social @newsfromgoogle.bsky.social #googlesucks #peakedin2004
This is why all the tech bros lined up behind Trump. They just know he's easier to buy, plain and simple.
Yep, and the original Brazilian study all this is based on did not take into account nutritional content. Feels like the equivalent of saying "everything made in a factory is bad" because some factories make bombs. Also humans have been "ultra processing" food for centuries. Cheese, beer, bread?
"Why don't people like our rich dumb guy?" asked the rich dumb leadership of the party that lost two elections to a rich dumb guy that was currently destroying the country.
Weird how there's still no footage of them taking down all those armed and dangerous gang members I kept hearing about.
IDK, I feel like the clearest takeaway is that we should make more billionaires use their own inventions.
The actual story here is that people like your owner, Jeff Bezos, put a hand on the scales to get Trump elected because they know he's for sale to the highest bidder. And Jeff knows that he can just jet off to a first world country for healthcare after RFK destroys what's left of our system.
Oh look more crocodile tears from the media that sanewashed and normalized these people for months instead of telling Americans the truth about what a bunch of dangerous, power-hungry lunatics they are.
Just launch the fucking nukes already we've clearly lost the plot.
"I researched this by talking to 0 people who work in fields of endeavor."
Wow it's almost like the technology is immature and poorly understood and probably shouldn't be embedded in every aspect of our lives just yet.
Behind the Bastards touched on this a little in the Andrew Tate episodes with the mythopoetic men's movement stuff. Like there are some legitimate systemic problems facing men in modern society but all these shitty right-wing influencers are preying on that and making it into something toxic.
Something new: We have an internal list of nearly 80 other trackers from newsrooms, organizations, and independent researchers. It’s still messy, but we’re sharing it anyway in case it’s useful to others. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Next up: EPA partners with Andrew Tate in new program encouraging sexless college dropouts to smash solar panels with hammers.
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I think they know, and this is just another manifestation of New Fascism™ that actively wants social/ethnic cleansing. They saw the groups it was affecting, and were 100% okay with those people dying, and they're still salty that we missed an opportunity to cull 100Ks of undesirables.
NYTimes: The Earth has not literally exploded, were economists wrong about tariffs?
A cornerstone of conservative politics is making up shit to be mad at.
Someone just told me they used to listen to "War Pigs" before jumping out of planes in the military. Do people just not read lyrics or...
I think it's more likely that the industry knows that this entire administration is made up of corrupt narcissistic idiots, so in the long-run it will be much cheaper to play along and buy their approval on things that really matter.
"That's not hyperbole. It's the other thing...whatchamacallit, oh right a lie. It's a lie."
Oh super weird that Trump would nominate a partisan hack to a federal judgeship. That would be a thing that has totally never happened before and is definitely not the entire fucking point.
Bezos said not to
I just think it's confusing that lasik is for your eyes and lasix makes you pee.
Well it is from 'Techmeme', maybe the implication is that Zuck talks out his ass so much at this point it's just a meme?
Ask him how he thinks being biologically younger will help when the Earth is boiling and the starving, thirsty masses start coming for the heads of everyone that hoarded wealth for personal gain while they watched it fall apart.
It's the Boeing/McDonnell Douglas merger all over again. The English thought they got rid of the Puritans but it turns out they accidentally gave them control of the government.
Are the normal gay and village homosexual the same person?
People act like life is a game of high scores but nobody actually wants to be 100 either.
"The head looks so smug when Ray protects it"
