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L.A.

@lasuiter.bsky.social

Coffee, puns, and daily disdain. When I'm not having a difficulty, I'm in a row. It is not possible for me to give less of a f**k about which "generation" you are.

created October 24, 2023

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DK publishes some of the most visually appealing educational books. What a great resource!

1/9/2025, 4:15:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good September morning to everyone who enthusiastically voted for Kamala Harris and supported Joe Biden! ☕

1/9/2025, 4:06:14 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Problem: I have nothing to say "mildly critical." I would be swarmed by 1,000,000.

1/9/2025, 3:49:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That I did! It was already warm – low 80s into the mid-70s as the evening went on, but I will not be denied my long weekend fire! 😂

1/9/2025, 3:47:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next month hockey season starts and it's Halloween! Yeah, September.

1/9/2025, 2:12:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An easily overlooked reason for the decaying state of journalism over the past 4 decades. (Consolidated ownership is reason number one. Spare me the Fairness Doctrine bullshit, which is the least of the reasons.)

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1/9/2025, 2:09:31 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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*points wagging finger at the student with a martini*

1/9/2025, 2:04:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We all noticed how batshit RFK Jr is, but I admit...I could have never predicted he would become the HHS Secretary and a literal danger to millions of lives.

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1/9/2025, 2:03:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You only get one guess who it is.

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1/9/2025, 2:00:26 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic Uncle Joe.

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1/9/2025, 1:59:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:38:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing. It's all on my home page if you dare look.

1/9/2025, 3:35:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think all but 4 of you muted me after my rants last night. Just more evidence of your intelligence.

1/9/2025, 2:51:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's awfully slow and I was relying on you for entertainment. My mistake.

1/9/2025, 2:39:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep refreshing the search about Giuliani and am disappointed every time.

1/9/2025, 1:24:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Platner gave the standard "corporate Dem" bashing speech. They're all about undermining us when we need to beat Republicans. I hate them all.

31/8/2025, 11:58:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Platner wants to be the next Fetterman, and I don't mean that in a good way.

31/8/2025, 11:45:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing like Sanders endorsement to wipe out an alleged 16-point lead.

31/8/2025, 11:38:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sanders endorsement = ðŸš―

31/8/2025, 11:36:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bowel movement.

31/8/2025, 11:36:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop shitting on our party, you incoherent dickweed.

31/8/2025, 11:35:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sanders isn't worth a bucket of warm shit.

31/8/2025, 11:34:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They had to make it interesting. 😓

31/8/2025, 11:17:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You didn't tell me owned a restaurant!

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31/8/2025, 9:56:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, no, I stole it. 😂 You're welcome though! 💙💙💙

31/8/2025, 9:45:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I want to eat marinara at the marina!

31/8/2025, 9:38:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yay! Wonderful news to close the month! ðŸĨģ🎊ðŸĨ‚ Happy Anniversary to you two! 💞

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31/8/2025, 9:38:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nuthin'. I threw together some bean and cheese burritos a while ago.

31/8/2025, 9:22:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giuliani seriously injured?

31/8/2025, 9:18:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must have quite a collection of boats. ðŸĪŠ

31/8/2025, 9:15:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

31/8/2025, 7:49:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm proud of you. Not afraid to get in a row!

31/8/2025, 7:46:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time I see "crone" in a bio, I know it's going to be some smelly old hippy Karen who loses her ally mask much too easily.

31/8/2025, 7:09:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would have to name it Yoda. 😂

31/8/2025, 4:08:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 4:04:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It hit 87° yesterday and was still in the mid-70s when I started the fire. I do it every Labor Day weekend. ðŸĨƒ

31/8/2025, 3:48:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:18:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:42:05 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good evening.

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31/8/2025, 2:15:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nuthin'.

31/8/2025, 1:47:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus Liquid Christ. McConnell has had 10x worse, and a shitload of old people do. It's going to take more than Dumbledore Hand to do him in. All this wish fulfillment shit is just pissing me off. Denial is a vicious drug.

31/8/2025, 1:41:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You go right ahead with that empty hope and I will stick to my merciless reality.

31/8/2025, 1:25:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yes, Trump will live out his term.

31/8/2025, 12:52:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The U.S. is such a wasted latter-day Rome shit empire, that I would fully cheer Kamala if she said "Fuck you all, you're on your own, motherfuckers" in 2028.

31/8/2025, 12:14:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another fine product from California! 🍋

30/8/2025, 9:20:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're sneaky like that!

30/8/2025, 8:48:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent tip. We don't want to be pod people!

30/8/2025, 8:20:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have learned a lot reading your posts, seriously. ðŸŒą

30/8/2025, 7:59:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Googling Aerogarden right now* ðŸŽĩ"Plant this way...plant this way"ðŸŽķ

30/8/2025, 7:54:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

30/8/2025, 7:24:10 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Shut the fuck up, Gollum!"

30/8/2025, 7:19:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will be tougher for you, because you didn't know me 20 or 80 years ago to compare. ðŸĪĢ

30/8/2025, 7:17:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This isn't the Shire! THERE ARE RULES! (I think I told you a friend called me Walter because of him.) 😂

30/8/2025, 7:14:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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836, tops. I have mellowed with age. ðŸĪĢ Great new avi!

30/8/2025, 7:13:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet it smells good, but I can't sit outside drinking with a slow cooker. 😂

30/8/2025, 4:12:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give me 8 hours with my covered Weber Kettle with charcoal and chunks of apple wood and I'll feed y'all for days... From 4 years ago:

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30/8/2025, 4:03:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have been personally attacked.

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30/8/2025, 3:57:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I already drove off one mutual this week. Seeing if I can add a few more to the tally by Monday.

30/8/2025, 5:24:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Firing squad at sunrise for "totes adorbs."

30/8/2025, 5:22:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While we're at it, I cannot stand "delish" either. Not a fan of shortening words and making them cutesy.

30/8/2025, 5:20:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Referring to vacation as "vacay" is definitely a blockable offense.

30/8/2025, 5:18:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cry harder, Hamas-licking shitbag.

30/8/2025, 5:12:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not that this site doesn't have its share of denial-saturated numbnuts. Conspiracy mongering, assertions without evidence, etc. I saw this during GWB's second term too ("Bush is TOAST!" every goddamned day). This is what I meant when I said too many of you are not equipped for the next 4 years.

30/8/2025, 5:05:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twitter is really out of touch with reality, and not just the MAGAs either.

30/8/2025, 5:01:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to visit Discover and block another 100 or so insufferable bitchfucks.

30/8/2025, 4:11:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Resistrash is a plague. They won't shut up about Epstein either, which is the ultimate lost cause.

30/8/2025, 3:22:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ðŸĪĢ🍟

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30/8/2025, 1:26:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, the exploding head in Scanners was sick AF, but 13 year olds. 😂ðŸ˜ģðŸĪŊðŸ’Ĩ

30/8/2025, 1:16:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I stole it from one of my favorite pages on FB: "It's Never Your Successful Friends Posting the Inspirational Quotes." 😂 Here's another one from there:

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30/8/2025, 1:14:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First Cronenberg I saw at the theater was Scanners in 1981. My friends and I were 13. We were enthralled, lol. Recently watched on MAX/TCM and it's just as I remembered.

30/8/2025, 1:08:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I cannot let a yoga joke pass me by!

30/8/2025, 1:05:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today in Art History: the famous painting "Melissa and Two Friends" debuted at the Tallahassee Gallery. The title subject appears on the far right. @melissajd.bsky.social

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30/8/2025, 12:57:46 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:34:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am ass enough for all my mutuals!

29/8/2025, 11:32:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You stopped following me? That's what you get for not vetting. I am not here to flatter your delusions.

29/8/2025, 11:26:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😭 facts!

29/8/2025, 4:39:27 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's all about balance, @melissajd.bsky.social and @beachperi.bsky.social

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29/8/2025, 4:36:40 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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ðŸ˜ģ I wouldn't want to build that scaffolding, lol. Wow. I wonder if the bees fly that high. 😂 ðŸŒŧ🐝

29/8/2025, 3:55:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You see why a comfortable chair is important for my music library? 😂

29/8/2025, 4:37:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're incredibly eclectic and talented. So, so much more to them than their cover of La Bamba. Culturally important as that was, it's what they have done under their own name that has endured. My late beloved cat Kiko (1997-2010) was named after their 1992 masterwork.

29/8/2025, 4:35:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have eight of Morbid Angel's nine studio albums. ðŸĪĢ I think Blessed Are the Sick from 1991 is a legitimate masterpiece. Saw them twice during my Seattle days in the '90s. The first classic Tampa band was Outlaws, 50 years ago. Green grass and high tides forever...

29/8/2025, 4:30:04 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I LOVE Los Lobos! What a great story! I first saw them at last night's aforementioned Boathouse in VA in 1987. The only band I have seen in 3 states and 3 different decades. 😅 More than just another band from East L.A.

29/8/2025, 4:23:05 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is my purpose on Earth. I cannot defy the natural order of things. ðŸĪĢ There are two kinds of people: those who get me and those who don't. You safely fall into the former. 😂 😭

29/8/2025, 1:09:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything with cheese needs more cheese. It's a rule.

28/8/2025, 10:35:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just block anyone with PhD in their name. This place is insufferable enough without people lording their fucking degree around. I hope they're in debt for 200 years.

28/8/2025, 10:28:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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70 years today. Let us never forget. ðŸ•Ŋ

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28/8/2025, 7:50:41 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This jumped right into my cart. I was helpless against gravity.

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28/8/2025, 7:43:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck that. I knew 40 years ago when Art of the Deal came out. A friend's mother had it. First thing that hit me when I saw it... oh, another Get Rich Quick con man grifter. What's with the puffy pooched face? Just had slimebag all over him. Americans love being suckers. P.T. Barnum figured it out.

28/8/2025, 3:47:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Seagull, you fly across the horizon Into the misty morning sun. Nobody asks you where you are going, Nobody knows where you're from." Now I have Bad Company's 'Seagull' in my head...

28/8/2025, 3:03:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The saddest coincidence from a year of troubles.

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28/8/2025, 2:43:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ðŸ˜Ē

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28/8/2025, 2:42:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A pizza cat trivia. @beachperi.bsky.social @melissajd.bsky.social

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28/8/2025, 2:37:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I saw SRV at his Boathouse show (headliner), he stopped between songs to give a brief but impassioned speech against Apartheid in South Africa. As a newly minted college freshman at ODU, I was just getting involved in anti-Apartheid activities, and it really motivated me. He was a good soul.

28/8/2025, 5:10:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm so grateful I got to see him at The Boathouse. That was a great dive for so many shows. You could see the bands up close quite safely and not too high from the floor. I need to scan some pics I took from shows I saw in '83, the year it opened. You will know their Floridian names!

28/8/2025, 5:06:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With the CDC gutted, everything is! Unfortunately, there is too much natural immunity against it.

28/8/2025, 5:01:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go watch the black cat in the video I posted, and sin no more. 😂

28/8/2025, 4:54:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stevie Ray covered Stevie Wonder's 'Superstition' on his 1986 album "Live Alive." Payoff cameo in the closing scene of this video! @beachperi.bsky.social

28/8/2025, 4:18:35 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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In rotation: SRV and Double Trouble, "Soul to Soul," now 40 years old. Got to see him for this tour at The Boathouse in Norfolk, VA. What a show.

28/8/2025, 4:01:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Baseball, burgers, and vodka. It's what's for dinner.

28/8/2025, 2:35:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm just going to keep posting her picture.

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