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DK publishes some of the most visually appealing educational books. What a great resource!
Coffee, puns, and daily disdain. When I'm not having a difficulty, I'm in a row. It is not possible for me to give less of a f**k about which "generation" you are.
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DK publishes some of the most visually appealing educational books. What a great resource!
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Good September morning to everyone who enthusiastically voted for Kamala Harris and supported Joe Biden! â
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Problem: I have nothing to say "mildly critical." I would be swarmed by 1,000,000.
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That I did! It was already warm â low 80s into the mid-70s as the evening went on, but I will not be denied my long weekend fire! ð
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Next month hockey season starts and it's Halloween! Yeah, September.
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An easily overlooked reason for the decaying state of journalism over the past 4 decades. (Consolidated ownership is reason number one. Spare me the Fairness Doctrine bullshit, which is the least of the reasons.)
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*points wagging finger at the student with a martini*
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We all noticed how batshit RFK Jr is, but I admit...I could have never predicted he would become the HHS Secretary and a literal danger to millions of lives.
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Nothing. It's all on my home page if you dare look.
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I think all but 4 of you muted me after my rants last night. Just more evidence of your intelligence.
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It's awfully slow and I was relying on you for entertainment. My mistake.
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I keep refreshing the search about Giuliani and am disappointed every time.
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Platner gave the standard "corporate Dem" bashing speech. They're all about undermining us when we need to beat Republicans. I hate them all.
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Platner wants to be the next Fetterman, and I don't mean that in a good way.
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Nothing like Sanders endorsement to wipe out an alleged 16-point lead.
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Sanders endorsement = ð―
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A bowel movement.
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Stop shitting on our party, you incoherent dickweed.
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Sanders isn't worth a bucket of warm shit.
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They had to make it interesting. ð
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No, no, I stole it. ð You're welcome though! ððð
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Now I want to eat marinara at the marina!
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Yay! Wonderful news to close the month! ðĨģððĨ Happy Anniversary to you two! ð
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Nuthin'. I threw together some bean and cheese burritos a while ago.
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Giuliani seriously injured?
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Must have quite a collection of boats. ðĪŠ
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I'm proud of you. Not afraid to get in a row!
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Every time I see "crone" in a bio, I know it's going to be some smelly old hippy Karen who loses her ally mask much too easily.
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I would have to name it Yoda. ð
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It hit 87° yesterday and was still in the mid-70s when I started the fire. I do it every Labor Day weekend. ðĨ
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Nuthin'.
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Jesus Liquid Christ. McConnell has had 10x worse, and a shitload of old people do. It's going to take more than Dumbledore Hand to do him in. All this wish fulfillment shit is just pissing me off. Denial is a vicious drug.
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You go right ahead with that empty hope and I will stick to my merciless reality.
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And yes, Trump will live out his term.
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The U.S. is such a wasted latter-day Rome shit empire, that I would fully cheer Kamala if she said "Fuck you all, you're on your own, motherfuckers" in 2028.
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Another fine product from California! ð
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They're sneaky like that!
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Excellent tip. We don't want to be pod people!
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I have learned a lot reading your posts, seriously. ðą
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*Googling Aerogarden right now* ðĩ"Plant this way...plant this way"ðķ
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OK, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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"Shut the fuck up, Gollum!"
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It will be tougher for you, because you didn't know me 20 or 80 years ago to compare. ðĪĢ
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This isn't the Shire! THERE ARE RULES! (I think I told you a friend called me Walter because of him.) ð
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836, tops. I have mellowed with age. ðĪĢ Great new avi!
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I bet it smells good, but I can't sit outside drinking with a slow cooker. ð
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Give me 8 hours with my covered Weber Kettle with charcoal and chunks of apple wood and I'll feed y'all for days... From 4 years ago:
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I already drove off one mutual this week. Seeing if I can add a few more to the tally by Monday.
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Firing squad at sunrise for "totes adorbs."
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While we're at it, I cannot stand "delish" either. Not a fan of shortening words and making them cutesy.
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Referring to vacation as "vacay" is definitely a blockable offense.
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Cry harder, Hamas-licking shitbag.
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Not that this site doesn't have its share of denial-saturated numbnuts. Conspiracy mongering, assertions without evidence, etc. I saw this during GWB's second term too ("Bush is TOAST!" every goddamned day). This is what I meant when I said too many of you are not equipped for the next 4 years.
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Twitter is really out of touch with reality, and not just the MAGAs either.
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Time to visit Discover and block another 100 or so insufferable bitchfucks.
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Resistrash is a plague. They won't shut up about Epstein either, which is the ultimate lost cause.
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Yeah, the exploding head in Scanners was sick AF, but 13 year olds. ððģðĪŊðĨ
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I stole it from one of my favorite pages on FB: "It's Never Your Successful Friends Posting the Inspirational Quotes." ð Here's another one from there:
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First Cronenberg I saw at the theater was Scanners in 1981. My friends and I were 13. We were enthralled, lol. Recently watched on MAX/TCM and it's just as I remembered.
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I cannot let a yoga joke pass me by!
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Today in Art History: the famous painting "Melissa and Two Friends" debuted at the Tallahassee Gallery. The title subject appears on the far right. @melissajd.bsky.social
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I am ass enough for all my mutuals!
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You stopped following me? That's what you get for not vetting. I am not here to flatter your delusions.
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ðð facts!
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It's all about balance, @melissajd.bsky.social and @beachperi.bsky.social
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ðģ I wouldn't want to build that scaffolding, lol. Wow. I wonder if the bees fly that high. ð ðŧð
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You see why a comfortable chair is important for my music library? ð
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They're incredibly eclectic and talented. So, so much more to them than their cover of La Bamba. Culturally important as that was, it's what they have done under their own name that has endured. My late beloved cat Kiko (1997-2010) was named after their 1992 masterwork.
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I have eight of Morbid Angel's nine studio albums. ðĪĢ I think Blessed Are the Sick from 1991 is a legitimate masterpiece. Saw them twice during my Seattle days in the '90s. The first classic Tampa band was Outlaws, 50 years ago. Green grass and high tides forever...
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I LOVE Los Lobos! What a great story! I first saw them at last night's aforementioned Boathouse in VA in 1987. The only band I have seen in 3 states and 3 different decades. ð More than just another band from East L.A.
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It is my purpose on Earth. I cannot defy the natural order of things. ðĪĢ There are two kinds of people: those who get me and those who don't. You safely fall into the former. ð ð
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Everything with cheese needs more cheese. It's a rule.
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I just block anyone with PhD in their name. This place is insufferable enough without people lording their fucking degree around. I hope they're in debt for 200 years.
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Fuck that. I knew 40 years ago when Art of the Deal came out. A friend's mother had it. First thing that hit me when I saw it... oh, another Get Rich Quick con man grifter. What's with the puffy pooched face? Just had slimebag all over him. Americans love being suckers. P.T. Barnum figured it out.
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"Seagull, you fly across the horizon Into the misty morning sun. Nobody asks you where you are going, Nobody knows where you're from." Now I have Bad Company's 'Seagull' in my head...
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When I saw SRV at his Boathouse show (headliner), he stopped between songs to give a brief but impassioned speech against Apartheid in South Africa. As a newly minted college freshman at ODU, I was just getting involved in anti-Apartheid activities, and it really motivated me. He was a good soul.
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I'm so grateful I got to see him at The Boathouse. That was a great dive for so many shows. You could see the bands up close quite safely and not too high from the floor. I need to scan some pics I took from shows I saw in '83, the year it opened. You will know their Floridian names!
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With the CDC gutted, everything is! Unfortunately, there is too much natural immunity against it.
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Go watch the black cat in the video I posted, and sin no more. ð
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Stevie Ray covered Stevie Wonder's 'Superstition' on his 1986 album "Live Alive." Payoff cameo in the closing scene of this video! @beachperi.bsky.social
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In rotation: SRV and Double Trouble, "Soul to Soul," now 40 years old. Got to see him for this tour at The Boathouse in Norfolk, VA. What a show.
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Baseball, burgers, and vodka. It's what's for dinner.