taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I was being flippant, but if I wasn't, then my position is that we're not on a sustainable ecological path, and we don't appear to be growing global governance mechanisms to address this.
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I was being flippant, but if I wasn't, then my position is that we're not on a sustainable ecological path, and we don't appear to be growing global governance mechanisms to address this.
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I just want to see Keir Starmer go on television and say "i'm a big, dumb baby", they can have their sovereignty back after...
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know your dad was 100 years old!
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
IMO the people who run the attlantic should be dragged relentlessly in public over this specific article
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
so they're doing bari weiss free press bullshit, color me shocked!
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm not going to bother looking him up but it seems pretty obvious he's from the ivies, which ought to be disqualifying for a journalist
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
what I don't understand is how Jain went from somebody nobody ever heard of to somebody everyone makes fun of, with an in-between step that lasted maybe a calendar week?
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm rewatching the series and that scene brought me to tears. that actor is really good at flopping on the ground
John Scott-Railton (@jsrailton.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
10/ After 14 years of working on this topic, I tell you this with confidence: Highly invasive mercenary spyware is a power abuse machine. It's incompatible with Americans constitutional rights and freedoms. And our legal system and civil society is not prepared for the next chapter.
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi Thomas, I was trying to decide whether or not to block your account, and this thread decided it for me. I'm not trans, but I'm a trans voter according to your weird quantification method. Similarly, I'm a Black and Muslim voter too.
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
this should be shared with journalists all over the world as an example of American journalism failing the test. this is the response of a middling PR-flacky.
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
you know, instead of studying for my certification test, perhaps I should just create an Excel doc that lists all democratic house reps and includes their age. that totally sounds like something I'd do then describe later as an example of why i'm hopeless
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
The reason trust is down is because they are the explicit targets of a poltical project to wrestle away their institutional independence. Incidentally, these same people are targeting (credulous rubes within) academia to carry their water as though their criticisms are being made in good faith).
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Respectfully, your diagnosis at the top for why trust in universities is down is so fatally flawed that the rest of the document is pointless.
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
lol no offense but that's about as far remove from the chair I expected as a chair could ever be, including the chair from burn after reading
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social)
people don't give @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social enough shit. Look at this garbage:
more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted
it'll be funny when the news is like "a nation is mourning" and then can't find a single live shot that doesn't include people very clearly partying their asses off
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
^^^ report this account!!
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been wishing for years that someone would drop a heavy, blunt object right atop Rahm Emmanual's head. As of late, I've reached the conclusion that already happened and nobody wrote about it or told me.
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
the nomenclature I use to describe these folks is "dumbfucks"
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social)
this analogy is fucking excellent:
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
this whole situation could be resolved very neatly by simply removing each of Matt Yglesias's rights one by one...
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
far from being an ally, when I think about Starmer it's usually in the context of hoping he falls into a well
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted
From the U.S., Kier Starmer really does come across as a perfect example of you cannot successfully try to ape reactionary conservative politics in the long term. Labour got a single win and Starmer proceeded to drive the party into its worst polling in generations by courting the right.
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
we CANNOT let Brian Schatz be the next Senate minority leader - he literally eats toothpaste for breakfast and thinks it's food
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, Brian Schatz is dumb as hell, just a rock with a mouth
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
damn that movie Labor Days hard
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
imo far less to do with "legal realism" than to do with the same obfuscation they were doing pre-Nov 2024 (if there were legal realists at the Times, I think you'd see evidence outside of the inconvenient headlines they avoid on a literal daily basis)
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
a brief tour of your online presence led me to the easy conclusion that the only person who's liver is on its last leg is you, my overfed friend
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
watching Property tonight!
Standplaats Kraków (@standplaatskrk.pl) reposted reply parent
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I need this more than anything I've ever needed in my entire life
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
given the bankruptcy and claims against what remains of his estate, Rudy had to hire a security service that bills by the inch
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
(for the uninitiated, a cousin of the "laugh test" is the "Dr. Seuss test", which this does not pass)
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
"He domestic violenced inside a bar, he domestic violenced inside the car. His face she slapped and out the door she ran, into Rudy's headlights it's true my fam."
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
did the picture of the tiger fall over on him?
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
there's no real effective way to design *any* constitutional system if the actors it seeks to constrain have no real interest or motivation in being constrained
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
horseshit, the next election is more than 3 years away, dummy
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
heh, cuomo's gonna get walloped so hard they're gonna have to cancel his brother's free internet show
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
i don't know that this is working. my first reaction was "someone should beat that guy up again" 🤷
Tim “Positive Subway” Smith (@positivesubway.bsky.social) reposted
New York’s hottest club is Blame Zohran Mamdani for Crimes Committed While Eric Adams Is Mayor Under Laws Signed by Andrew Cuomo. It’s got everything—corrections officers who aren’t registered to vote in New York City, etc etc etc
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social)
for me, it was imagining a staffer coming up to him hurriedly and saying "people think you're dead, sir"
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
previously on the Nicholas Florko... bsky.app/profile/joho...
Jonathan Howard (@joho.bsky.social) reposted
And now government doctors got my entire channel removed. Don’t worry. I won’t base my entire identity around this or claim it is worse than covid. 😂
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
whoops, literally missed and commented to myself. im really good at this
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not intentional. I've been trying to do Pulp Fiction for 30 minutes, it just keeps coming out as Harry Met Sally quotes
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
that's what they do when u die and shit
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
u see he's mad because 8 years ago they were in the same bar wearing the same shirts and our man pat said this:
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taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
my innate mistrust of anything that compliments me has served me well. if they invent a chatbot that negs you my shit is finished
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
go fuck a thesaurus
Michael Clemens (@mclem.org) reposted
“End-run” “Pushing limits” “Unusual” “Redefining” “Challenging norms” “Boldly upending” Sounds heroic, muscular. Our English language already contains the word illegal. No need to craft misleading/laudatory synonyms for suspending our Constitution. In this dangerous moment, we must speak clearly.
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
crazy how russia was able to identify this guy as useful lol
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
no shit
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
...are people supposed to be eating them?
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Senator, you're often described by media outlets as an up-and-comer within the Democratic party. Can you explain why every social media post you make is full of Democratic commenters saying you suck at your job?
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
today is 8/29/25 and senator elissa slotkin refuses to acknowledge that she's picked up a fucking newspaper all damn year.
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
you should turn your idea into a movie and call it "heaven, but awesome"
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
*underrated 18 month update
Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted
"I used to teach the short story to college students, and they all seemed to think the last line should tie up everything in a big satin bow with the moral attached like a gift tag...But for me, the best short fiction works through discomfort. A reader shouldn’t know what it all means at the end."
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
the dude is 41 and hasn't had a serious job in 18 years!
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I just (re)started playing this a month ago and I'm embarrassingly (re)hooked
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
(it occurs to me now that constitutional law broadly could be described this way too, alas)
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, you say they're shockingly broad while the principal laws congress created under the 14th (VRA particularly) are on constitutional hospice care?
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just here so that when someone (inevitably!) searches "Andrew Galvin cishet", they see this post. Hello, people from the future! 🙂🫡🌈
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
honest question: isn't anything to do with voting *very squarely* 10th amendment territory except insofar as it interferes with explicit constitutional exceptions in the 14th/15th (and shrinkingly so at that?) ?
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
As an Oregonian, I'm fine with ending mail-in voting as long as we also limit polling locations to one office in Portland and one office in Burns
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like the Daily Show in the aughts was our honest-to-god most successful if unintentional version of this
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
suprised to learn that the director of "Dances With Wolves in Space" sucks shit, im in pieces...
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
what a dickhead
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social)
isn't it nice to see the baby-pictures of the NYT's terrible headlines?
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd never heard of you before last week, but by now it's pretty clear why so many people make fun of you as a writer and a thinker. This piece is surface-level garbage. Rather than rehash criticisms or make sure mine is unique to dozens of others, I'd just like to second chatham and grossman.
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, we're pretty much in standing-in-front-of-bulldozer territory to save a lot of them at this point, and I'm sorry but I have to work that day 😐
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
hey bro, hope you're having a shitty day (looks like it from here!)
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
for me it was when I realized the Elizabeth Warren et als were taking the $11 from those "help us fight trump!" emails and using it to pay consultants who tell them to disregard the swine that shelled out that 11 bucks
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
you probably shouldn't be surprised that your legal podcast is at least an order of magnitude more serious than Asha's legal podcast (I'm not joking)
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
Canada's anger **is** righteous ya dizzy fuckin paint-eater
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
as a voter who lives in a city, if candidate-A says something nice about the rurals, I'm docking them 1-point per incident, on my private not public primary voting ledger 🤟
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
basic human rights are not something u put up to debate like some influencer game show shit
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
I like that you qualified "(legal) powers" as though that isn't the whole ballgame
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
a better newspaper wouldn't publish fucking idiots...
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
damn, would've loved to listen to a debate on whether matt yglesias should have rights, what a bummer :(
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
(i'm kidding of course, but the idea of peter doing a 180 on iran policy and nobody ever mentioning it is for some reason really funny to me)
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
peter would take the money...
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
if you said this to me in person I'd punch you in the nose, mister lake county, in case you're thinking of taking this dumb little routine of yours on the road
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
imo the most annoying thing about politics is you can spend 25 years following it and no matter how much time you devote, people are still going to find new, random ignorant dipshits to listen to until you're like "omg who the fuck is this ettingermentum loser?!?"
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
AP should be mourning your own dead journalists instead of doing whatever this is 🖕
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
What the fuck are you talking about
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
you mean in the jail run by their best friends in the world? bet they let them use the microwave and everything
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
won't that get interlocutory appealed up to scotass in like 3 seconds before there's even a plea?
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
uh, federal officers, immunity from prosecution etc.?
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
the reason is because federal officers have immunity from prosecution when they're on the clock 😕
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
lovely sentiment, would be stellar if it were remotely true (they have fucking immunity and Krasner knows that)
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
everyone's going to be calling the U.K. "europe's cleft butthole" by the end of the month at this rate
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
tell that one pro-police council member to go suck a dead dog's dick 🫡
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
my local nacho prices spike 400% every day at 4:20pm, can't figure it out...
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/ianb...
Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
DiCaprio doesn’t even seem like a guy who fucks in real life. This is why the departed is his best performance
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
even as the world is completely falling to pieces im still able to worry everyone’s mad at me which really shows the resilience of the neurotic human spirit
taco socialist (@lawnguyland.bsky.social) reply parent
your face is a distraction from the vaccuum of space that exists directly behind your forehead, senator