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www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr... NO! Not ebuyer! After Scan, Stak and Star, they were the last of the true good ones... A little more expensive, but guaranteed quality. Fuck. I need a drink. This timeline sucks.
The internet stranger. Very strange! Dad, husband, reader, developer, gamer. I'm not going to be on one subject. Pro-ethical-AI, which means anti- most current LLM implementations. There are no silver bullets.
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www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr... NO! Not ebuyer! After Scan, Stak and Star, they were the last of the true good ones... A little more expensive, but guaranteed quality. Fuck. I need a drink. This timeline sucks.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
Jim'll Paint It (@sirpaintalot.bsky.social) reposted
Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs As requested by Morgan
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
arstechnica.com/ai/2025/08/w... Nice to see some actual journalism about AI, explaining in real terms why these devices are not what most people are selling them as (They are advanced text prediction tools, not reasoning machines), and tempered, rational expectations.
Retro Blast💫 (@retroblast.bsky.social) reposted
If you love video games, don't ever let anyone else ruin that for you. 💫It doesn't matter if you don't get trophies. 💫It doesn't matter if you play on easy. 💫It doesn't matter if you like games that got bad reviews. All that matters is that YOU are having fun and finding your peace. That's it.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Not that I don't like it or anything like that, I did - I simply went to something else that I got distracted by.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
For everyone looking for the right term... It's not "hallucination", it's "bullshit", semantically and philosophically described. LLMs produce bullshit. link.springer.com/article/10.1...
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Please spread this far and wide - philosophically and semantically, the right term is bullshit. link.springer.com/article/10.1...
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Please share this far and wide. Philosophically and semantically, LLMs are bullshit. link.springer.com/article/10.1...
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
That's worth a congratulations from an internet stranger!
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Why don't you have a pork bun in your hand? A man who never eats a pork bun is never a whole man!
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Wish the old sidewinder 2 with optical stick positioning still existed, cheaper than hall, and just as great...
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
If I could solder, I'd replace the sticks on my ps5 controllers... One has already gone, one is going. I've already had them apart enough (thanks ifixit!) to clean the "wipers", which works for a short while... Not too hard to do, kind of like the old ball mice cleaning, same principle.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
I really need to play this properly... Got a few worlds into 1 and then butterflied...
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Jeeze, you'd have thought the mug would have been enough...
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Knights of the Old Republic for me. Playing back as a more seasoned gamer and more experienced person you can see it coming, but at the time it was just... WOAH! Oh yeah!
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
My time at sandrock is solid 75/80 score, bit slow but fun. Follows on from my time at Portia...
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
For me, so many. Typing in listings with my dad that never seemed to work, playing Myst and getting lost in another world, filling a notebook with puzzles and figuring in Riven, building a PC with my dad and friends, that first opening of Wing Commander with full screen animation, so much.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
@orteil42.bsky.social I can't believe this game is a few days away from being 12... That's crazy.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
Yet another fabulous British series with voice acting from David Jason
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
Reminds me of the story, "Light of Other Days" by Bob Shaw, melancholy but stirring... That resolved around "slow glass", whereas this is reversible glass.
Omg. WTF is Happening? (@lalahaenzy.com) reposted
This is truly fascinating.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
As a colleague of mine has a penchant for saying... "That sounds like a you problem to me". Fortunately he says it in jest... In this case, not so much.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Welcome to the world from a random internet stranger!
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
On holiday in Dorset... A week away with extended family. Been to Abbotsbury Subtropical Gardens. Had a great wander around, some cream teas, fun feeding some fish... Saw some carnivorous plants...
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
That's down near Canterbury isn't it? Never been, but lots of history in that area...
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@lazerfx.co.uk's last words: "Bring it on." Final Moments:https://en.shindanmaker.com/chart/268364-25c7d6e04373c53be5869e07d4526da137454162 #shindanmaker #shindanlastwords en.shindanmaker.com/268364
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
It's time like this I wish blue sky had tags, like the old Reddit plugins. Well, I christen you "Long Pig Leg"
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
I hate executive dysfunction. But officially, I don't have ADHD or autism or anything like that because I answer honestly in the questionnaires. But it affects me EVERY DAY but because it's invisible I get no help. Everyone just shrugs it off as "stop being lazy". Don't you think I wish I could?
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Ugh, autofuckup worked against me - Persona, not personal.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Oh yeah, Pokémon too... And personal (started and got to the 2nd castle in p5, common thing for me, but that's all). All of these I wish to rectify, to be clear. I don't have time to rectify them, though, despite for most of them having access to the games.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
I've never gotten beyond part way into Kingdom Hearts 1, let alone the rest... Never done anything with any Dragon Quest (my daughter fiddled with Builders, and rated it a poor Minecraft, as she currently doesn't care about story), never done anything with Yakuza beyond a couple of hours in zero.
Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Beach “Vacation” (@ragesqwirrel.bsky.social) reposted
I was today years old when I had a 23 page paper returned for what my “professor” deemed “grammatical incorrectness.” This was reported via their AI proof reading rather than actual reading. You know what it was? AN OXFORD FUCKING COMMA. Get AI out of universities. This planet is so cooked.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
It's time to pull out my, "don't piss me off, or I'll replace you with a very small shell script" T-Shirt, and tap it every time someone talks about AI.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
I've just put something up in Facebook marketplace. I know I'm going to regret this, but... It's a table and chairs! I've no idea where else to put it. And at least it's going to a mid century modern group so hopefully someone who wants that style can buy it. *Shrug*
Cody R. (@canthealz.com) reposted
Well said!!
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ADOM flashbacks... (My favourite rogue)
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
And I am SO THERE FOR THAT. And if that's not what it is, then that's what I'm reading so, maybe tweak it? But I hope it is, and I hope you get funding to make this work because it's going on wishlist, follow and more as soon as I can, even Kickstarter, just shut up and take my money.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
And now I've looked into it, and read the (small sure, but interesting) site. I'm now thinking you're doing for narrative what Looking Glass set out to do for exploration when they did the initial betas that became Deus Ex; as in figure out what was possible and make it work. All of it.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Uh... ... That's just got me REALLY interested...
Daily Pac-Man (@dailypacman.bsky.social) reposted
The Neo Geo Pocket Color version of Pac-Man has an exclusive ending screen only viewable upon completing level 256. (Footage by Pac-Man Champion / Buffysugo2025 via YouTube)
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
That's "A Winner Is You" level of Engrish, and I love it.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
And props to the team... No shade thrown, acceptance and assistance. Hard thing to do and say ("I screwed up") treated with respect. Thanks everyone! (Not that they'll see this, but... Whatever)
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
www.tomshardware.com/pc-component... Lowest end card from /5 GENERATIONS/ onward can best top card from 5 gen precious? How is this news? How is this not shameful to Nvidia that it took 5 generations to do this, and not the usually-expected 3?
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
And don't get me started on documentation... Required, important, BORING. 😳😃😂
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
It's the neverending cycle... I'm not in games, but I'm sure the experience is similar to any long complex dev cycle: planning is so boring and hard and you just want to get in and write and achieve; but that planning makes the writing and achieving so much better.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
No we're not! We just took care of our teeth so we don't hurt when we eat cold stuff. I also bite ice lollies :-)
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
And now I've got to do the difficult thing of saying my code is behind schedule, and I need help. Wish me luck, I need mega coffee today.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
No coffee, no workee...
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
www.theguardian.com/business/202... Ohmygod - People leaving jobs! The numbers aren't going up all the time! This is bad because we haven't planned and thought it always would! Stop these lazy people from being allowed to not give us money! Your Piss Poor Planning Doesn't Constitute my Emergency.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Ivory tower Idealistic idiots with no idea how the real world works.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
We get this from FOSS pushers in any industry - switch to x software, it's better than y; but it's completely incompatible and doesn't talk to y, so unless you get however many paying customers to use it at the same time, good luck. I love free software, but some of the people writing it are
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
I had the +3... It was a spectrum/amstrad 3" disk, not the PC-style 3.5", looked quite different and was not compatible. Had a bunch of floppys we got from Dixon's... Good fun, and so quick given I was used to loading Paper Boy from tape :-D
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
3 was such a nice character/expression/less action movie - they worked it very well around a guy who was late 70s, especially at the start - but yeah, he's retired and it's a great ending.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
And this goes for ANYONE that matches that description, no matter where in society they are. Politics, religion, media... Just drop them.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
They learn the guidelines from their parents; their natural instincts are unruly and wild; even "evil". Without parental guidance, they turn into unbounded horrors, with they can become angels. So they are a reflection of the guidance and input their parents provide, and (yes) mirror what they see.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
Saturday morning. Daughter and wife are at swimming lessons. I want to be there, but I'm behind with work and I promised a deadline I'm behind on, so I'm going to succeed on that deadline. Life sucks, but I made a promise.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Being a parent is trying to put yourself in the mind of a little unregulated, emotion driven, need/want machine and anticipate they're not going to... And then try to ensure that 1) they don't do it, 2) they learn why not to do it and when 3) they do it, the lesson sticks and they don't do it again.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
At the end of the day, this is probably misguided curiosity with, "I want to grab/hold/play" attitude, with no self awareness (that doesn't fully develop until mid 20's, which is why tweenagers are such idiots). It's a good lesson to learn, delivered in a firm way, and the parents let this kid down
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
my daughter's head... Ugh. Ok, that was a rant... I've just re read it and I've not had my coffee yet this morning, I'm a bit stressed and wow I've got some strong feelings there... Sorry for hijacking, and we really appreciate the hard work translators do, because it's HARD.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
teaches/learns/translates/uses the language without acknowledging this is doing everyone a major disservice and it's potentially hurting those they work with. I get very upset with language training in schools, especially. Trying to root out the rot these half educated nitwits have put in 🧵
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
their bits to the language; two bits that sound the same can originate in wildly different sources; the whole was gone over by self-appointed stuck up idiots (Victorians) who imposed more changes trying to "standardise" the whole mishmash and anyone who doesn't acknowledge that and 🧵
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
I often say to people (currently the idiots who are telling my daughter lies at school, like, "you can learn rules that cover how to spell and don't need to memorise it" and "learning phonetics is worth anything") that the English language is hybridised from AT LEAST seven conquerors all bringing 🧵
Comfy Cozy Gaming (@comfycozygaming.com) reposted
If your cozy indie game was delisted on itch.io but is available still elsewhere for people to check out, please drop all the info about it for us. We'd love to help boost your visibility during this situation! If we get multiple, we'll also likely write up an article for the site as well.
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Light the lamp, not the rat!
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Yeah... I've got a family. £1,100 on my hobby is just way out of reach at the moment... Wish it wasn't, but my daughter comes first :-P
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
FAFO working as intended. Hopefully a lesson learned. Kids are assholes, we have to learn to be nice.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
I love how cozy your art always feels. Thanks.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Oh, I've already got a high opinion of VR, just no time/space/money to get into it. I really want to! I don't think my wife and daughter and work want me to, though :-P And I'd probably be doing EA WRC or Dirt 2 first :-P
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
I didn't know/have forgotten about that, cool
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
I loved the detail in the food in that game... It was almost insanely modelled (and, sometimes, just a slapped on texture, too - can't expect it to be consistent!). Such a fun game.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
If you see this, quote post with a gif of your favourite Final Fantasy Character "I've discovered a new recipe!"
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Your post just popped up in my feed... And I was like, "I know that name... Where do I know it from". I loved Dreamland Chronicles... Was in my RSS feed for SO LONG! So, now, I'm gonna say thanks. And loving the art, I've no skills but I love seeing people with skill art.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
That and no mans sky I'd love to see in VR.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
I am so confused... Wuchang feathers name forgotten and black myth Wuchang... But they're not related at all, despite them being souls likes? And yeah, I've gotten both names wrong I'm sure. I'm just confused, yeah?
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
I'm a pirate, mothercluckers!
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It didn't hold up as well in the platforming/camera as I remembered when I replayed it before 2 came out, but I loved the story and inventiveness of it. This was clearly a game by people who went, forget everything, let's just make stuff up and see what sticks... No committees involved!
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
This... Is a game I'm so meh about. I've the lifetime backer subscription and I just bounced off so many times. Did a bunch of FA off practice & got reasonably decent, some canyon running and trading and - Yeah. Meh. I forget about it, see someone posting, think, "I should go back", then never do.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
This is the cool pictures I'm here for! Several hours of a solar flare exploding from the sun, yeah! Now... Can we get this at original speed? That would make an amazing background/screensaver...
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
Sure, for the few who follow me, I'll have a go... Tell me a video game name and I'm going to tell you my honest opinion. (For some reason, the pic isn't working on my phone, so you get text)
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Psychonaughts
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
I'll be honest, I'm here for your posts and stuff, I don't really have time to listen to podcasts because I can't do that while working (coding is high focus) and I'd rather read than listen (too slow, give transcripts and I'll be there), but you're posting interesting stuff so I'm here!
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
I know this is really bad and all that but... SO CUTE!
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Wow, didn't realise the PS1 was so expensive... Given near 100% inflation since then, it's well up there with being the most expensive.
Retro Blast💫 (@retroblast.bsky.social) reposted
To all of my new followers who recently escaped Twitter... Hi! I'm Patrick. I'm the Host and Producer of The Retro Blast Podcast, which is a Retro Gaming show.👋 I'd like to know more about y'all though! So tell me: - Your ALL-TIME favorite console. - A couple of your favorite games! 👾
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Jetpac (No k, typo on original) - Produced by "Ultimate: Play the Game", who became Ultimate, who became Rare (Yes, them) - a true classic. archive.org/details/zx_J... Chuckie Egg - a BBC classic, this one. archive.org/details/Chuc... Just thought I'd share some things I grew up with as a kid :D
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Twin Kingdom Valley - I had this on the BBC-B, adventure/management - www.bbcmicro.co.uk/game.php?id=89 Eric the Viking - Level 9 software on the Spectrum for this one - archive.org/details/Erik... (This seems to be the C64 version)
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Block and shame. Sadly, people forget there are real people in this little black box of dopamine, and you have to treat them... Like real people. Then again... Maybe they are? I don't know which thought is worse, that they'd do this for real, or they don't see this as real. Both are depressing.
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Twin Kingdom Valley Eric the Viking Jetpack Chuckie Egg
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
This... It's just brilliant. That's going in the fun insult bank as a brilliant twofer.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
Big Rigs was unfinished shovel ware that was a relatively low profile... This is... Supposedly... finished and bug free, and high profile. That's why I take this as being a "worse" game than big rigs - it's got farther to fall, more to fail at, and more people letting it fall.
Double Fine (@doublefine.com) reposted
To honor Ozzy's larger-than-life rock and roll legacy, we're making Brütal Legend *FREE* on itch.io: doublefine.itch.io/brutal-legend But this incredible deal will only last for 666 minutes, as the prophecy foretold. So get yourself clicking, before it disappears like a demon in the night... 🤘 🖤
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
With a username like that... Yup, got it.
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk) reply parent
It's about fucking time... You've got some demon blood on your bumper there, but that's just how things are nowadays, isn't it?
LazerFX (@lazerfx.co.uk)
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?