“Former ‘Masked Singer’ contestant”
Los Angeles. Geoduck. "Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet? We sit here stranded, though we're all doin' our best to deny it"
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“Former ‘Masked Singer’ contestant”
Sorry i was late to the bbq i was rendering aid to a victim of domestic violence* *i fell down 2 (?) spiral staircases into a big hotel fish tank when a sex worker made fun of my penis for having 4 distinct skin tones & a toenail on the end of it. 9/11 as well
From Washington DC. The flash apparently official. President Trump died at 1pm Central Standard Time. Two o’clock Eastern Standard Time. We all will remember where we were.
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Someone please kill me right now.
Best way to spend the day is winning at the track,. Second best way to spend the day is losing at the track.
"If you're walking on the street and you see somebody wearing a trash bag and talking to themselves with shaved eyebrows, you know that's probably a 'Strangers With Candy viewer'" - Stephen Colbert
A very happy Labor Day to everyone except the goons, the ginks, the company finks, the deputy sheriffs, the company boys, the company spies, the company stools, and the National Guard.
A little academic, but important:
Can we at least get a "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
No good deed goes unpunished.
At least a "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
He's one of the most dangerous people on the planet. Oh, and he also opened up a diner in my city. I had a few words about it:
We've become so stupid. And it has seeped into everything.
I remember as a kid loving The Longest Yard...haven't seen it since...but it had Burt Reynolds and Richard Kiel in it!
Hilarious!
* "GO fuck yourselves" (hard to write on behalf of a whole city)
A vile and extremely dangerous person. The worst one in a rogues gallery of degenerates. All the more so when you realize this gravelly brain worm has higher approval ratings than anyone else in the cabinet.
They didn't arrest violent criminals - they took fruit vendors & car wash workers. "Conducting operations" = kidnapping people off the streets. National Guard was not backing up ICE. They were guarding a building & shitting in the shower. Message to the Media, "You fuck yourselves" - signed, LA
It's the question and lack of push back that sends me into a rage. "Conducting operations" - kidnapping people off the streets. And the National Guard was not backing up ICE. They were guarding a building and shitting in the shower.
Or another way to put, your new colleague.
It's the question and lack of push back that sends me into a rage. "Conducting operations" - kidnapping people off the streets. And the National Guard was not backing up ICE. They were guarding a building and shitting in the shower. I fucking hate this media.
I think you'll change your mind after you see Schumer down a Chobani yogurt, a whole cheesecake and then wash it down with chocolate milk...assuming he is lactose intolerant, motherfucker is fearless.
The press is praying he gets better soon.
Never too late to give The Talk.
This is the essence of Fascism. They cannot have "experts" that will contradict them. This is part of the purging of expertise "with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.”
A vile and dangerous person. The worst one in a rogue gallery of degenerates. All the more so when you realize this gravelly brain worm has higher approval ratings than anyone else in the cabinet.
This is the essence of Fascism. They cannot have "experts" that will contradict them. This is part of the purging of expertise "with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.”
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The is classic QAnon slop.
"Play it fucking loud" www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2SW...
average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
Fascists cannot have "experts" that will contradict them. Nazis engaged in junk science - it played a major role. This is part of the purging of expertise "with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.”
There's nothing better for a lactose intolerant geriatric than to eat yogurt, cheese cake, and wash it down with chocolate milk. Good decision-making knows no bounds.
Where sits Deformity to mock my body; To shape my legs of an unequal size; To disproportion me in every part, Like to a chaos, or an unlicked bear-whelp, That carries no impression like the dam. And am I then a man to be beloved?
This is hilarious if he wasn't so ultimately tragically unprepared for these times. "I'm going to see and see and see" Ooookay "You know where I'm going to wash this down? Chocolate Milk" Pretty sure chocolate milk is not a place... "I used to love it until my mother didn't let me have it"
Illegitimi non carborundum
Pls let us know if there is a good contact if we want to volunteer. Thx!
O. Winston Link Hot Shot Eastbound at the Drive-In, Iaeger, West Virginia, 1955
there have to be tribunals
At the very least talk about it. There is so much moral support we get even if it's rhetoric. For fucks sake, bullshit us a little.
Area Dad Asks Customer Going to the Restroom For Check.
In Brazil, Bolsonaro is heading to trial. In South Korea, the former president AND his wife are in jail. Why are other countries actually living my fantasy?
@nytimes.com oh, kindly fuck OFF
Schumer tidies up his desk. Puts his pencils in his Zabar's cup. Looks around. Deep, self-satisfied exhale. Alrighty. Ready for the long weekend now.
I have no idea...but everything about this scares me...
Find an event near you!
"Dems are so worried about alienating a small slice of the electorate they’re hesitating to condemn the most abusive act yet by an unpopular president. I’m no strategist, but boy does that sound like a losing strategy," writes @monicapotts.bsky.social. newrepublic.com/article/1996...
Disgusting. Here's an idea: When democratic forces regain power, they should seize the property of Mar-a-Lago, raze it, and turn it into a memorial for all those that died during the Trump years (Covid, political violence, abductions, etc.) - much like the Union did with Robert E. Lee's home.
Great article by Daniel Ziblatt. He's a Professor of Government at Harvard University and leads a research group on democracy and democratic erosion.
This is such a no-brainer that the lack of a coordinated response feels deeply damning. A Democratic leadership team that can't mobilize an instant all-hands-on-deck effort on RFK Jr. isn't a leadership team at all.
House Democrats could force a vote on impeaching RFK any time they want. Of course it would fail. But do you want to make an issue of it or not?
This guy grew up with all the privileges in the world He's caused nothing but destruction. He wasn't satisfied by being born into wealth, a famous last name, being a junkie, & driving his wife to suicide. He needs to prove himself by killing many more people. He is a true sociopath & degenerate
Just idly thinking, as one sometimes does, about the decision (and I'm assuming several meetings) to make the dog shit in "Step Brothers" white.
It won't be long until we get the TSA prayer checkpoint at the airport.
Brother Ray
A cult of personality. What could go wrong?
You're saying people showing up at your house to massage and flip a mattress is not normal?
America 2025
But it's a long weekend!
Damn long weekend. Dem leadership foiled again.
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BREAKING: Big moment as CDC staff stage a mass walkout. They have lined the street outside its HQ to greet and salute the four top officials who have resigned in protest at RFK Jr’s attack on the agency’s science base. (🎥 AP)
It’s crazy that America just like. Destroyed science. Just looked at its golden goose and went “wow should we kill this? And not for the gold, but just because we fucking hate this thing” And if you tell random people about it they go “no, that doesn’t seem true” and just refuse to believe you
Will there every be a time where RFK Jr. is prosecuted for crimes against our country? I've said this from Day One: He may be the biggest degenerate in the whole cabinet (and that is really saying something).
A century to build the expert civil service, a few months to burn it down for generations
And with that, a goodnight... Lloyd Price "Lawdy Miss Clawdy"
We are in very dark times. It’ll take an entire political/social movement, an overwhelming rebuke at the polls, and a new vision of governance to unstick this country from whatever this collapse is.
Firefighters were denied the chance to say goodbye to the detained crew members. ICE replied "You need to get the (expletive) out of here. I’m gonna make you leave.” I sincerely hope some elected official is keeping a list because every single ICE scumbag needs to spend time in prison.
The depravity of this man is bottomless. The damage he is causing will kill so many. One day he needs to be criminally charged for his crimes against this country.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
America 2025
Though I don't believe he has any lines, I've always been fascinated by Liam. I want to know his story. All of it.
"We never practiced it in the church though."
"We never practiced it in the church though."
"We never practiced it in the church though."
Spill the wine, get that girl ~
Soldiers in the streets, political opponents being investigated, our FBI and DOJ being purged...hold on, let go live to the Press covering the White House and the fascist takeover of our democracy --
"The top story of the moment is the one story that our most influential newsrooms won’t touch: That the United State has become an authoritarian state." — Dan Froomkin @froomkin.bsky.social presswatchers.org/2025/08/we-h...
The Plot Against America. It's all happening right in front of our own eyes.
I didn't make it to the end. Did they let him know he does NOT have a small penis?
Even if the practicalities of his plan are questionable, THAT'S how you talk about it!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the American Press covering the White House and our fascist government.
I recently learned (from Schumer!) that even that fictional couple voted for Trump 5 out the 6 times. He's so bad at his job that even his imaginary friends can't stand him.
I know easier said than done, but when (if!) Democrats are back in power - they need to treat the SC as illegitimate and proceed accordingly.
I believe the proper French translation is: All exits are final and meaningless
"There has just never been a president in recent American history who has gone out of his way to free more criminals and accommodate more crimes than Donald Trump," says @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
Dear Leader, I want to thank you and your penis. Sir, you do NOT have small penis.
Keep fighting! We will support you. ICE is taking people off of our street every. damn. day.
Leave Sierra alone! They've suffered enough!
At this rate, Trump is soon going to hold cabinet meetings like Turkmenistan's Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow
"Dems must do the work." It isn't about voting harder. It's about fighting. Fighting MAGA and the courts.
Ya know it's serious when you're breaking out the white board! I've missed it - more white board pls.
Absolutely. This was the essence of totalitarianism. This also produced competition between Nazi officials on who could be the most extreme.
