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Scott Falkner

@leftnotracks.bsky.social

Canadian, designer, dad.

created December 15, 2023

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This isn’t a think things through kind of operation.

28/8/2025, 7:33:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She can also fuck off.

28/8/2025, 1:11:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As I recall Nazi opinions on homosexuality were unambiguous.

Prisoners in a Nazi concentration camp wearing pink triangles.
28/8/2025, 12:11:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The moral of the story is you. Cannot proofread too much.

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28/8/2025, 12:06:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the premise of about one fifth of Star Trek TOS episodes and maybe ten TNG episodes.

27/8/2025, 10:50:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans have no principles. Gay Republicans are no different.

27/8/2025, 9:01:18 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For that he’d need to pull a Goebbels.

25/8/2025, 8:22:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not soon enough. Although I think I’d prefer a Goebbels.

25/8/2025, 8:21:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Germany didn’t surrender in 1918.

25/8/2025, 7:49:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would they bomb a city that’s already bombed?

25/8/2025, 7:47:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will? Did.

19/8/2025, 5:57:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You think the court is corrupt now but just imagine what a court with five Trump appointees would do. Third term? 🫡 No mail in ballots in light blue states only? 🫡 Deport U.S. citizens without due process? 🫡

19/8/2025, 5:56:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How shameful. Putin joking with a convicted felon who is doing everything he can to cover up credible allegations he raped children.

16/8/2025, 6:26:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bone Spurs, the Secret Killer.

13/8/2025, 1:16:14 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They got so much right. Apart from everything with Donnie Yen, there the jerky animation of the Scout Walker that reminds us of the stop motion from Jedi and the plans complete with the dish on the wrong location, just like in Star Wars.

9/8/2025, 11:32:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down

9/8/2025, 8:06:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down

9/8/2025, 8:05:48 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe a little Fred Dobbs.

8/8/2025, 5:57:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember when these pricks called us paranoid for predicting Trump was planning concentration camps? Now they’re announcing more and people barely notice. The United States isn’t becoming fascist. They’re done.

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8/8/2025, 4:37:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is clearly a magic lake that embiggens rocks.

7/8/2025, 3:37:27 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, it’s a large soot sprite.

6/8/2025, 8:50:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can be both pieces of shit and idiots.

5/8/2025, 4:53:14 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the owner is on record as having an opinion here.

4/8/2025, 12:08:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Theoretically. I mean, does Superman have the power of flight if he never uses it?

2/8/2025, 8:20:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 10:36:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, he’s just an asshole.

30/7/2025, 4:58:26 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We don’t have to pretend this ignorant asshole is relevant.

30/7/2025, 4:56:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are there restrictions on working as masseuses? Anything about happy endings?

30/7/2025, 12:26:59 AM | 36 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would be stunned if there aren’t.

29/7/2025, 9:36:01 PM | 76 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Trump is the pilot I’ll support this.

28/7/2025, 1:16:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 marriages so far.

28/7/2025, 1:12:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something to look forward to.

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28/7/2025, 1:09:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/7/2025, 1:24:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reproduction? I doubt the original rubber could hold together that well after 81 years.

19/7/2025, 4:04:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No it’s not and yes it is. If you say “Prime Minister” we know who you mean. It’s specific and unambiguous. If you say “leader” I wonder who you mean because you didn’t say “Prime Minister.”

16/7/2025, 5:16:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@ianausten.bsky.social Our leader is called the Prime Minister. YW.

16/7/2025, 1:59:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Falkner (@leftnotracks.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. It’s just repeating what some irrelevant asshole said. This isn’t news, it’s just amplifying an asshole.

13/7/2025, 10:24:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You didn’t miss anything b

13/7/2025, 1:19:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amplifying shitposting assholes is not news.

13/7/2025, 1:08:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When will newspapers learn amplifying shitposting assholes is not the same as news?

13/7/2025, 1:07:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/7/2025, 4:18:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dennis Farina getting into the taxi. Beautiful.

9/7/2025, 11:21:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember thinking either Travolta or McKellen (Richard 3) had a lock on Oscar that year. Neither was nominated.

9/7/2025, 11:20:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It still thinks Trump is a fascist, although it might think that’s a good thing (cf Vance comparing Trump to Hitler).

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6/7/2025, 9:46:46 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only for white people

5/7/2025, 10:21:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And try not to focus on the American heritage of racism and genocide.

4/7/2025, 5:48:55 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Klingon in TTWT

1/7/2025, 3:17:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, laddie.

1/7/2025, 3:16:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really nailed the aesthetic of Excalibur.

27/6/2025, 2:42:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You expect anything less from the star of But I’m a Cheerleader?

18/6/2025, 3:15:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well fuck

18/6/2025, 3:14:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I won’t be shocked if he renames it after Dan White.

4/6/2025, 11:14:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not the obituary I wanted to read today, or any day. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

4/6/2025, 11:10:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was just wondering if PC case design has evolved to have taste. So I searched for “attractive PC cases.” TL;DR: No.

4/6/2025, 7:13:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I call the big one Bitey.

1/6/2025, 3:38:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hard to follow the GOAT, but…

24/5/2025, 6:51:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone dangled their keys in front of Trump.

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9/5/2025, 8:11:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he watched M*A*S*H he’d appoint Frank Burns to something.

9/5/2025, 2:42:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes they did. That is not what OP is saying. NBC should ➊ Tell viewers they are not airing the entire interview and ➋ tell viewers where they can view the entire interview online.

4/5/2025, 11:45:40 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not the obituary I wanted to see today. apnews.com/article/sing...

2/5/2025, 6:35:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’ll know they care enough to stop if they stop it.

30/4/2025, 3:17:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twitter: - Doesn’t know I don’t like For You when I always click off it and never click on it. - Shows ads for crypto scams after I block all ads for crypto scams. - Shows tweets from Fox News and NY Post after I have told them to show me fewer posts from them over 100 times. Grok has to suck.

29/4/2025, 7:57:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who wore it better?

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28/4/2025, 6:29:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did not see…

24/4/2025, 9:10:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did not predict this outcome.

24/4/2025, 3:40:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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404

23/4/2025, 6:58:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like the Beatles song

22/4/2025, 8:35:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing that’s dumber than how they look is how they’re named.

13/4/2025, 12:14:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their lack of charm does not crack the top 20 of problems.

28/3/2025, 7:34:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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G-nood g-nomes. G-nood g-nomes. G-nood g-nomes. G-nood g-nomes. G-nood g-nomes.

26/3/2025, 8:35:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I defy you to name a less qualified person to lead that investigation.

26/3/2025, 8:12:19 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump has no concept of true or false. Words aren’t for being true, they’re for conveying the message you want to convey. Being true or false is not relevant.

25/3/2025, 4:39:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s not how it works, HBC.

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23/3/2025, 10:51:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t forget three SC justices have their jobs because of perjury and loyalty to Trump. That number will soon be five.

23/3/2025, 6:06:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Making this guy look prescient.

23/3/2025, 6:05:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A flyer? Or a robe?

23/3/2025, 4:23:45 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are “people of the forest”

21/3/2025, 4:46:04 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This fucking guy.

21/3/2025, 4:45:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She can lie and be stupid. That’s pretty much their brand.

19/3/2025, 11:59:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It almost became a standard and launched Iomega into public awareness. Jaz almost became almost as popular. But an actual standard came along and beat them into oblivion. CD-R.

19/3/2025, 8:21:48 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had been working in prepress and publishing for some time then. We already had removable media with capacities like 200,230, and 120 MB. But they were all incompatible, required drives that cost about as much as a fixed drive, and the media cost a lot. Zip’s innovation was price.

19/3/2025, 8:19:51 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m so old I remember how revolutionary 100 MB on a $20 Zip disk was. Sure you needed a Zip drive to read it, but those were usually under $200.

17/3/2025, 6:18:54 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harmonica could kick Blonde’s ass.

15/3/2025, 7:23:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could see what he does and hear what he says. That’s how I know.

12/3/2025, 6:54:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Siri they’ve been showing us for the last 13 years has been so terrible I don’t see why they won’t show us something else.

8/3/2025, 2:38:02 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That only happens if they push enforcement. They don’t need to. They created the wedge and exploited it. For them it’s a win anytime one of their fembots uses it to say Democrats hate women (because women’s sport has always been at the forefront of Republican issues).

7/3/2025, 3:54:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Irrelevant. They don’t care about enforcement. This is about attacking an extremely small and vulnerable minority to motivate their hate-filled base. They just want to make fun of and victimize poeple for not being white/​straight/​male/​Christian enough. They always have.

7/3/2025, 2:48:16 AM | 64 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon Musk owning a company called Boring Company is spectacularly on brand, because I have no doubt he is.

7/3/2025, 12:17:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sure as fuck is.

6/3/2025, 1:52:27 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iggle poo.

6/3/2025, 12:23:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/3/2025, 5:03:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better yet, have someone go in their stead. Fired veterans, for example.

4/3/2025, 9:51:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OFFS!

4/3/2025, 9:51:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He might be onto something. He is an expert at both failure and lying.

3/3/2025, 10:26:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How did the reverse suntan do?

1/3/2025, 6:45:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boycott. You don’t need to get dressed up to watch Trump lie for an hour. There’s plenty of him lying already.

28/2/2025, 10:10:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re not the learnin’ type.

28/2/2025, 3:57:54 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me you don’t use Illustrator every day without saying you don’t use Illustrator every day.

26/2/2025, 3:09:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She doesn’t have to have sex with anyone.

26/2/2025, 3:07:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bullshit
23/2/2025, 3:14:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view