Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Labor Day sale on now at ...

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

you made me think of this Community clip ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4pK...

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe history will repeat itself, i.e. The Death of Mussolini

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

should we be prepared for "Weekend at Bernie's (Trump's Version)"

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

but on brand for Nazis

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

that indictment didn't pass the mustard

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

naaaaaahhh

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

he imagines big men with tears in their eyes, saying Sir Sir please be our dictator ... I sure wish he'd read up on what happens to dictators at their end

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is criticizing someone else's hair? And thanks for the reminder that "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

COVFEFE! BELA! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

the White House has a bunker ...

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

A circle in a spiral, a wheel within a wheel Never ending nor beginning on an ever-spinning reel As the images unwind like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

we're supposed to trust that a child molester knows what's appropriate and what's inappropriate?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

he is Putin's type -- a weak, sniveling, morally bankrupt idiot

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

"infamous" might be a better word choice than "renowned"

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

there IS a bunker at the White House ...

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

and he's a felon

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe they'll just shut down the USPS for a month before and after any elections

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

does Trump have an onion tied to his belt?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump doesn't "remember" history or facts, he makes up stuff that makes him feel good

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

that seems oddly detailed

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

my money's on Jeanine Pirro

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

thanks to the sandwich-proof vest, a life was saved!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Leningrad?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

i need to ketchup on the details

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd be like, hey free sandwich!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

amateurs!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

damn! how do I get Trump to call me something great like that?!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

this is not a distraction from Epstein -- it is another step forward to being an authoritarian

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

i used to like circus peanuts

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm working to get a criminal and predator out of the Oval Office

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe they're on book tours

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

gonna take a wild guess that he's a member of the party of "family values"

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

King Meidas threw up on it

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Maxwell also doesn't seem to think child SA is "concerning" since she participated in it

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

did he have an onion tied to his belt?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure green cheese is sturdy enough to put a building on it

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

like nobody's ever seen before!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

i'm looking forward to the episode that takes place in a bunker

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

at least there will be new material for Cecily Strong on SNL

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm guessing he does pay attention when it involves a pretty 15-year-old girl

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe they plan to open a special wing featuring narcissistic sociopathic presidents of which we have just the one

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Obama ate the cookies

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

please don't get him started on that again

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

stay in your lane, Mikey

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Jeffrey Epstein Associate says what?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

is she going to have her own tv show?? "Alina Habba, Parking Garage Lawyer"

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

so if potentially unauthorized people could view the files, I wonder if any managed to copy them

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

didn't he also talk about "dating" his daughter?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

that was self-soothing behavior

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

the Epstein fire needs stoking with fresh fuel every few days or it will die down

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

and the files are written in Sharpie!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

i would love it if Trump switched from Diet Coke to full cane sugar Coke

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

i hope Anonymous is working on this

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Native Americans?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

now do Thing

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

no seat belts in cars!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

the sofa in his hotel room

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

if it isn't on Fox "News", they don't know about it

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

damn it, I was hoping it would say "Dear Mr. Japan"

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

if there actually wasn't a client list, they would lie and say Biden has it or destroyed it

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

i bet she made a copy for herself before putting the original thru the shredder

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure that will endear him to judges everywhere

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

he forgot to add "God bless the Universe! Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

let him think they were totally destroyed -- if he thinks otherwise, he'll bomb again

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

but at least it's not a cult! right? ??

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

there's me!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

THIS is what it takes for him to lose respect for Trump??

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

and how about people who beat capitol police officers with a flagpole?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

now he can get back to his pro bono work!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

smart AND humane -- Stephen Miller is plenty smart and we don't want him in charge

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

but we need to start manufacturing bananas

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

we can do both! we are Americans!!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

ketamine time?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin should "respond" by apologizing for invading Ukraine, releasing prisoners, withdrawing from Ukraine, etc. but that won't happen

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

and the angels did rejoice

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

suits made of birds or bats

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

a lot of J6 defendants found that out

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans have a very particular set of skills that make them a nightmare for their constituents

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

buk buuUUUKK! 🐔🌮

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

Mike didn't say they would make the economy better, he said they would "turn it around" -- and that's what they are doing, turning a great economy into a bad one

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

can he include defecating?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

They´re coming to take me away, Ha ha, they´re coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I´ll be happy to see Those nice young men In their clean white coats And they´re coming to take me AWAY, HA HAAAA

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

GIN UP, Comer, GIN UP. Sheesh.

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

and yet somehow he will blame Biden

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

* there

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

are their any ex-pilots currently on Fox that could be hired to fly this?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

let's just suspend it for Stephen Miller

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

ok by me if Musk leaves now

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

yet another instance of #ETTD

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

recorded so we can watch it over and over again

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure our U.S. Senators and Representatives would find a "Law Day" talk quite informative

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

so would that be "election interference"?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

you are in good company, sir!

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

this can't possibly be part of a President's duties, so after leaving office can he be charged with anything for doing this?

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a ticket, but don't know the event location and don't see a way to "RSVP" at Eventbrite ... 😞

Lisa Hancock 🌊 🥥🌴🥄 86 47 (@lisahancock.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe it was the smell?