Alfredo Weirdiano Yankovic.
Escapee from reality. He/him. Strutting like a stunner who is pitiable.
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Alfredo Weirdiano Yankovic.
This fucking guy.
Not one air-handie?
Well, at least yesterday wasn't a total waste, then.
I can't wait for that sequel to Eat Pray Love. Drugs, Fuck, Attempted Murder.
The single issue is human rights, literally the lowest possible bar we should require in politicians.
Well, Donald Trump didn't die today, but there is always tomorrow.
*guy breaks into the car* Dems: hey, you can't do that!
By the laws of man and nature, he should have been dead a decade ago, I can't set myself up for disappointment again.
For sale: babyshoes. Baby sold separately.
Wait until he realises that he suddenly has a bunch of socialists with big heads and tiny faces on his hands.
Being in the vicinity of Donald Trump visibly ages people fast. It's like he depletes their lifeforce. Sucking out their very will to live.
All Chatbots Are Bastards
I like Loath. I feel like there's an extra side of fundamental disgust with their entire being and ethos in Loath.
Maybe they were trans, they were definitely a far right extremist. Only one of those groups regularly murder a whole lot of people.
Are you okay right now, Bangor Daily News? Did everyone in the office hit their head really hard and get a concussion and that's how this got through editorial? Are you all smoking crack? What's going on up there?
Tom Clancy's Moby Dick.
Once he dies, how long do you figure before they announce it? I think at least a week, maybe a month, while they claim he's busy working, and a flurry of executive orders are sent out as everyone tries to struggle for power. His
I don't think there is a silent movie one to one, but he's kind of a Leo Willis-Hoot Gibson type?
"Also the sun is an extremist terrorist, so we need to cover it up so I can find victims during the day!"
"AI, fill out this paint by numbers. Aw yeah, I'm a artist!"
I assume that Vance is continuously given more vacation days to keep him away from Trump, so he doesn't Truss him like he did the pope. Trumps health is already like that one Simpsons bit.
Maybe the step republicans has over dems is that they don't feel the need to compulsively feed everything through consultants and focus groups. Jeffries can't take a piss without asking how it will play in Peoria. It's hard to set the tone if it has to go through months of committee first.
Martin: Hot Pie becomes king of the seven realms. Koontz: yaaaay!
The democrat mantra, a very noncommittal "maybe".
He does have a history of mixing up wildly different black people. Maybe he talked to Hershel Walker or Candace Owens. Frankly, it's a miracle he didn't think it was Obama.
He counts the ones where he has threatened to invade a country but hasn't yet as stopping a war.
He has the epstein list tattooed on his other knuckles.
"Mm, yes, why doesn't this article about math care if this child has a penis? Why isn't there a paragraph discussing their crotch? I want an exposé on their hog-situation!"
Snoop is becoming like a stoner Morrissey, you start out liking him, but then he starts talking and won't stop and eventually you realise "actually I hate this person on a deep and personal level".
It's gonna kill you with or without safety features, it's mostly a legal distinction.
His veins have more McDonalds grease than blood, but he just keeps being alive contrary to all medical science.
Until he was tackled and hogtied by consultants from like the Mondale campaign.
They are having trouble with the concept of Trump doing multiple bad things at the same time.
It's such a low barrier and yet so many dems pretend that it's an impenetrable wall.
The "purity test" here is "supports human rights", which is the absolutely lowest barrier anyone should ask for. Why is it always up to us on the left to give up our beliefs and sacrifice groups of people? Why is it not up to the politicians to win our votes by supporting leftwing causes?
I guess the campaign for the Peace Prize isn't going smoothly.
Ohnonononono. Newsom has a good social media team, but he sacrificed trans people and panders to the right.
This is why democrats are always behind the curve, they think they have to play catchup to all the stupid republican bullshit fake culture wars, it hasn't dawned on them that they could set the agenda.
First they came for John Bolton and I said "there he is. Book him, Danno"
What about Reagan and the Bushes? I mean, at a minimum, he's number five of just the recent presidents.
Who are those sniveling 10 and 14 percent of dems and independents?
If there is justice, in a couple of years there will be Nurnberg style trial against this administration. But if the DNC has their way, they will probably go "well, they learned their lesson" and try to move on because it would be rude to the republicans and fascists try again in a few years.
They found out that his moustache came up from Mexico in 1967.
"We've looked at the Epstein files and my name is not on there, so now let's forget all about them forever"
I'm 39 today, but I feel so much older.
Because we're old and tired as fuck and maybe we should stop seeking cool-approval from children? We're all Grampa Simpson in that "used to be with it" scene now.
Chris Pratt is not doing much to escape his reputation.
It'll be a cold day in hell before I forgive a Cheney.
He looks like the unholy union between Ted Cruz and a racist meme.
I dunno, feels like she both made a lot of bad decisions across the show, and were susceptible to all kinds of curses.
So he's really hoping for a King Ralph scenario here.
Why is it not up to you and Newsom to adopt leftist politics and protect human rights in order to build a coalition to fight fascism? Why is it the left who has to come to you every single time?
It's somehow always the left who has to make sacrifices in order for the center to vie for half a dozen imaginary rightwing swingvoters, and still gets blamed when the candidate loses.
There is a segment of people, they don't want to learn to do a thing, they want to do the thing now, and AI gives them results in seconds and gives them an illusion of creative rush. I also suspect that's why 5 Minute Crafts et al keep being around, they promise instant (faked) shortcuts.
On one hand, Graham is famously a lightly closeted gay man. On the other, Laura Loomer is a liar and a moron and I do not trust a single word she says.
It's like waiting for Christmas and Godot at the same time.
So now the sponsors are like 5 countries doing genocides and one humansized turd? That'll bag it.
How's the quest for a peace prize going?
"Of course there will be no dumb fucks, why would the great people of these states elect a dumb fuck? And if, by chance, a dumb fuck snuck in, the courts, the senate and the house shall of course prevent dumbfuckery. There can't be that many dumb fucks in politics" *Franklin gestures broadly*
We have learned since then that there wasn't even a front, we just misread his utter patheticness and cruelty as an actual human personality.
I think it's more of a roast of Musk as we thought of him five-ten years ago, an Egomaniac moron with pretentions of being a cool creative genius but so deeply unable to be charming that his followers still assumed it was some kind of front for a genius. Because the alternative was unthinkable.
Ugh, it's a very tinny phrase.
"Blue no matter who! NO NOT HIM!"
It's somehow always the left who are asked to sacrifice our views for the greater good and when the candidate loses, it's our fault for not ceding enough ground, the problem is never the center, or the candidate who alienated half the base to chase an imaginary rightwing swingvoter.
the source of the problems also owns most of the press.
I like how in Alien Earth, all the kids are into 150 year old cartoons.
He's in intensive care at the mayo clinic right now.
My god, the European History sketch from Whitest Kids U Know has become a mainstream far right policy.
I'm sure 95% sure Bill Maher's burner account would be named like BillMahersBurnerAccount420.
Mitchell v. Rowsdower: The Molson-Coors Connection.
It's not dogfood, it's dawgfood.
I think Stewart would be the first to admit that he's fully incompetent for the presidency. The dems shouldn't try to counter with another "hey, it's that funny guy from Tee-Vee" candidate, anyway, that market is taken.
You don't need sources if it's all nonsense dreamt up by a glorified chatbot.
It's like Where's Waldo in Waldoland, but with boring 60-70 year old white conservative assholes.
Kiki's Delivery Service. Well, it's not about movies exclusively, but about art and artists.
Wheelies?!? Gasp! My god, why don't they just nuke the city from orbit? It's the only way to be sure.
Cosmetic surgery. He had his entire face redone some years ago, top to bottom.
He could have shut the fuck up years ago, and all anyone would have known is that he was the electric car space guy, and only everybody who met him would have known that he's the worst.
They are counting on driving us all insane with nonstop bullshit until we give up, and we need to counter it with whatever keeps us sane. Watch a movie, read a book, go to a museum, find a cool rock, do some art even, or especially, if you are not very good, go for a nice walk. Clear your head.
What is happening in Washington DC is serious, but once this crisis is over, can we enjoy how a guy calling himself Big Balls got his ass kicked so hard by a 14 year old girl that they called in the national guard?
As if he isn't full of enough shit to need both.
Putins very own little fuckpuppet.
Are you trying to GoodbyeLenin someone?
How come when Republicans are in minority they can cripple the entire system, but when democrats are, "welp, all we can do is confirm their unqualified nominations, I guess. And also have shitty positions on gaza and Trans people, because some consultant from like the '84 election says so"
Democrats stop being shat on when they stop being useless and start actually fighting fascism and stop throwing minorities to the wolves.
Aliens a billion years from now: "we have intercepted a message from a long dead planet. It seems to concern the imbibing of a substance known as Ovaltine".
She wrote a story where a child is forced to live in the closet by smallminded jerks, and I guess she was like "yeah, actually that rocks!"
I was going to reference something she allegedly brags about, but even the thought makes me physically ill.