MagicGoldfishBoy
@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social
I like goldfish
created March 13, 2025
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MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)
OSA and KOSA are not about protecting children. They are about controlling what the public can see and talk about. They are about letting big tech take even more of our private info. Politicians don't care about kids. They want control over the plebs. Kids are their excuse
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)
Collective shout are puritanical assholes
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Maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't let sociopathic felons with dementia be president
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Netanyahu deserves every awful thing that could happen to a person
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)
Apparently, prosecutor vicki becker of Elkhart county, Indiana, thinks it's ok to put cats in a trash compactor. I vehemently disagree and think she should lose her job
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They're still stuck at denial, I see
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Yes, they all at LEAST deserve due process. It's fucked up how these people are being treated!
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RFK jr is a moron with no soul
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It's a reference to children of the corn
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I know they can, I just don't think they'll bother. Unless they find out about He who walks behind the rows, that is
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I'll just never understand it I guess
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I mean, it's run by a fascist now
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Both of them are terrible people
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, he doesn't have any decency in him
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
The idea of her thinking at all has me in stiches lol
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially since they already have so much money. They don't even need more!
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
But what if I use a reeeaaally powerful catapult to launch myself into space? ๐ค
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Yep. We're pretty screwed
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Thanks, White House, for giving the defendantโs lawyers more evidence of contempt. Swell of you.
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Great, now I need to grow my own food
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely vile. Whoever did that has no soul
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't believe people thought that moron would be good for the economy
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine having your cars lithium battery go into thermal runaway and being unable to escape because they hid the manual door handles and the electric ones stopped working
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
For starters, hydrogen flouride, carbon monoxide and cobalt oxide
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd be more than happy to
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His dementia seems to be getting worse
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
By overhaul I assume they mean they're going to get rid of it
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
They won't stop at undocumented immigrants. None of us are safe
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
There's grasping at straws, then there's whatever the hell this guy just did
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I won't be buying anything from el salvador for the forseeable future
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I bet. Some people are just irredeemable
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope andrew wakefield burns in hell for starting all this to begin with. He has the blood of children on his hands
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he gets to come home soon
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I love my little civic, it's nimble and easy to find parking for
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Good idea, I'll begin boucotting them immediately
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)
The best part of living in Indiana is knowing no one will bother to drop nukes on it
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MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
We could always bring scaphism back, just for him
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus fucking christ
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
The dementia may very well make that happen ๐ค
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Good idea lol
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I am genuinely terrified of these things and refuse to use them
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)
Me: I wonder why my asthma has been so bad lately. . . Me: Goes to take Budenisonide inhaler, realizes it's empty and likely has been for days Me: ah, that'll do it ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we all do this tbf
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs to be tried for his crimes against humanity
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I think a moldy orange somehow managed to do this. Quite a feat with no brain, really
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
He has an. . . interesting idea of what love is. . . Jfc
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
He was married to mtg, after all. Anyone willing to marry that dumpster fire must be a terrible person
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, I don't think we ever will. That's why I have given up on humanity
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
We should shun them. Make them feel unwelcome everywhere. Let them know we hate them
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the first I've heard of kimbal tbh
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he also managed to bankrupt a casino
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
He switched to crack lol
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
He clearly has no idea what he's talking about. I wish he'd stop talking
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Fascists gonna fash
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
He is evil. There's no other explanation
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I see she's still spreading misery. Not surprised, unfortunately
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I love how resourceful they were back then
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't even get me started on what a nightmare steam is with this
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MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
None of us are safe, they can find an excuse to lock up each and every one of us
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Preach, I hate playing with other people. So much pressure
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
That ostrich is an excellent judge of character lol
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I do enjoy a bit of mahjong lol
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Jooooiiiinnn uuuusssss
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
A big world is useless if it has nothing to do in it
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Our species is irredeemable
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't imagine treating children like that. But, if history has taught me anything, we've always been a species of monsters
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
True, but I kinda doubt he's using it appropriately. Moot point, given the dementia, though
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp, here we go again
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)
Spent most of last night in my 'nado hidey hole. Can't believe we got two more days of this shit ๐ฎโ๐จ
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I have never voted for him. I voted against him every time ๐ฎโ๐จ
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I just shake my head at this point. There is no helping them
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
If they can't be bothered to create their own assets, why should I be bothered to play their game?
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd be sad about wasting a perfectly good plane, but not about the ket-nazi's demise lol
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
They don't have empathy, so they will get none of mine
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
He deserves every bad thing that happens to him and more
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Surprisingly, the only intentional violent crimes I know of in my town are all stabbings. Like, you'd think shootings would be more common, but people just keep doing stabbings for some reason. I'm honestly confused
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)
Found this little noodle wearing a leaf hat
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, some dude said recently that he wants to get rid of gender affirming care because trans people "confuse children". Has he ever met a child? EVERYTHING confuses them! By that logic we should ban everything!
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so used to it that I completely forgot people from places without guns find it shocking tbh. People in my area are pretty chill, though, so actual gun violence is pretty rare
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
People have an unfortunate tendency to listen to overconfident idiots
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Things are getting really scary really fast
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
In Indiana and many other states, yes. Yes, you can. Don't even need a permit here anymore
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
His final brain cell hasn't died yet. Won't be much longer, though
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
So small you need a microscope to see it. Not that you'd want to, though
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously, though, these people are nuts. Imagine going to all this effort to defend a billionaire who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I will throw a party if he gets arrested. I'll throw another if he gets convicted
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I would not put this past them tbh
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
They seem to just straight up hate women
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
So he groomed two children and got away with it. That is absolutely disgusting
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry, WHAT!? The more I learn about them the worse they get!
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, there is so much to unpack there
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Dunno if they make stencils that small lol
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
It's actually an improvement lol
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)
My motherboard finished dying today ๐ฎโ๐จ
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
People who still support musk at this point are truly lost
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus CHRIST, that is a terrifying way to go!
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope she lives her best life away from her idiot father
MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent
The judicial branch is supposed to keep presidents from overreaching. It's shocking how many people don't know that