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MagicGoldfishBoy

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created March 13, 2025

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Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)

OSA and KOSA are not about protecting children. They are about controlling what the public can see and talk about. They are about letting big tech take even more of our private info. Politicians don't care about kids. They want control over the plebs. Kids are their excuse

5/8/2025, 12:59:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)

Collective shout are puritanical assholes

3/8/2025, 10:00:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't let sociopathic felons with dementia be president

30/6/2025, 4:30:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Netanyahu deserves every awful thing that could happen to a person

27/6/2025, 12:06:46 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)

Apparently, prosecutor vicki becker of Elkhart county, Indiana, thinks it's ok to put cats in a trash compactor. I vehemently disagree and think she should lose her job

27/6/2025, 12:02:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

They're still stuck at denial, I see

26/4/2025, 1:04:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, they all at LEAST deserve due process. It's fucked up how these people are being treated!

22/4/2025, 2:19:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK jr is a moron with no soul

22/4/2025, 2:02:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a reference to children of the corn

22/4/2025, 1:59:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I know they can, I just don't think they'll bother. Unless they find out about He who walks behind the rows, that is

19/4/2025, 6:06:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll just never understand it I guess

19/4/2025, 12:57:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, it's run by a fascist now

19/4/2025, 12:55:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Both of them are terrible people

19/4/2025, 12:52:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, he doesn't have any decency in him

19/4/2025, 12:09:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

The idea of her thinking at all has me in stiches lol

18/4/2025, 9:39:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Especially since they already have so much money. They don't even need more!

18/4/2025, 9:35:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

But what if I use a reeeaaally powerful catapult to launch myself into space? ๐Ÿค”

18/4/2025, 9:33:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. We're pretty screwed

18/4/2025, 9:19:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Leavitt (@davidleavitt.bsky.social) reposted

Thanks, White House, for giving the defendantโ€™s lawyers more evidence of contempt. Swell of you.

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18/4/2025, 4:37:48 PM | 8698 1507 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Great, now I need to grow my own food

18/4/2025, 5:40:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely vile. Whoever did that has no soul

18/4/2025, 5:32:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't believe people thought that moron would be good for the economy

18/4/2025, 5:30:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine having your cars lithium battery go into thermal runaway and being unable to escape because they hid the manual door handles and the electric ones stopped working

18/4/2025, 5:27:14 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

For starters, hydrogen flouride, carbon monoxide and cobalt oxide

18/4/2025, 5:25:21 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd be more than happy to

17/4/2025, 4:55:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

His dementia seems to be getting worse

17/4/2025, 4:54:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

By overhaul I assume they mean they're going to get rid of it

17/4/2025, 4:52:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

They won't stop at undocumented immigrants. None of us are safe

17/4/2025, 1:06:31 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

There's grasping at straws, then there's whatever the hell this guy just did

16/4/2025, 9:35:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I won't be buying anything from el salvador for the forseeable future

16/4/2025, 6:04:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I bet. Some people are just irredeemable

16/4/2025, 5:39:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope andrew wakefield burns in hell for starting all this to begin with. He has the blood of children on his hands

16/4/2025, 5:36:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he gets to come home soon

16/4/2025, 5:32:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I love my little civic, it's nimble and easy to find parking for

16/4/2025, 4:58:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Good idea, I'll begin boucotting them immediately

15/4/2025, 12:04:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)

The best part of living in Indiana is knowing no one will bother to drop nukes on it

10/4/2025, 7:34:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿคฃ

10/4/2025, 3:25:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

We could always bring scaphism back, just for him

10/4/2025, 1:25:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus fucking christ

10/4/2025, 1:23:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

The dementia may very well make that happen ๐Ÿคž

10/4/2025, 1:22:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Good idea lol

10/4/2025, 1:19:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I am genuinely terrified of these things and refuse to use them

10/4/2025, 1:11:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)

Me: I wonder why my asthma has been so bad lately. . . Me: Goes to take Budenisonide inhaler, realizes it's empty and likely has been for days Me: ah, that'll do it ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

10/4/2025, 1:08:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we all do this tbf

9/4/2025, 9:18:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

He needs to be tried for his crimes against humanity

9/4/2025, 5:53:33 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I think a moldy orange somehow managed to do this. Quite a feat with no brain, really

9/4/2025, 12:37:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

He has an. . . interesting idea of what love is. . . Jfc

9/4/2025, 12:33:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

He was married to mtg, after all. Anyone willing to marry that dumpster fire must be a terrible person

9/4/2025, 12:31:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly, I don't think we ever will. That's why I have given up on humanity

8/4/2025, 6:49:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

We should shun them. Make them feel unwelcome everywhere. Let them know we hate them

8/4/2025, 6:17:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the first I've heard of kimbal tbh

8/4/2025, 4:26:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he also managed to bankrupt a casino

8/4/2025, 3:16:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

He switched to crack lol

8/4/2025, 1:18:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

He clearly has no idea what he's talking about. I wish he'd stop talking

8/4/2025, 1:17:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Fascists gonna fash

8/4/2025, 12:53:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

He is evil. There's no other explanation

8/4/2025, 12:50:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I see she's still spreading misery. Not surprised, unfortunately

8/4/2025, 12:13:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I love how resourceful they were back then

8/4/2025, 12:10:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't even get me started on what a nightmare steam is with this

8/4/2025, 12:08:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

๐Ÿ–

7/4/2025, 9:19:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

None of us are safe, they can find an excuse to lock up each and every one of us

7/4/2025, 9:17:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Preach, I hate playing with other people. So much pressure

7/4/2025, 9:13:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

That ostrich is an excellent judge of character lol

7/4/2025, 6:51:20 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I do enjoy a bit of mahjong lol

7/4/2025, 6:38:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Jooooiiiinnn uuuusssss

7/4/2025, 6:34:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

A big world is useless if it has nothing to do in it

7/4/2025, 6:32:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Our species is irredeemable

7/4/2025, 6:24:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't imagine treating children like that. But, if history has taught me anything, we've always been a species of monsters

7/4/2025, 6:22:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

True, but I kinda doubt he's using it appropriately. Moot point, given the dementia, though

5/4/2025, 4:27:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Welp, here we go again

5/4/2025, 4:25:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)

Spent most of last night in my 'nado hidey hole. Can't believe we got two more days of this shit ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

3/4/2025, 11:56:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I have never voted for him. I voted against him every time ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

3/4/2025, 11:53:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I just shake my head at this point. There is no helping them

3/4/2025, 11:47:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

If they can't be bothered to create their own assets, why should I be bothered to play their game?

1/4/2025, 3:32:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd be sad about wasting a perfectly good plane, but not about the ket-nazi's demise lol

1/4/2025, 1:22:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't have empathy, so they will get none of mine

1/4/2025, 1:15:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

He deserves every bad thing that happens to him and more

1/4/2025, 1:14:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Surprisingly, the only intentional violent crimes I know of in my town are all stabbings. Like, you'd think shootings would be more common, but people just keep doing stabbings for some reason. I'm honestly confused

31/3/2025, 9:58:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)

Found this little noodle wearing a leaf hat

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31/3/2025, 6:39:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, some dude said recently that he wants to get rid of gender affirming care because trans people "confuse children". Has he ever met a child? EVERYTHING confuses them! By that logic we should ban everything!

31/3/2025, 6:34:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so used to it that I completely forgot people from places without guns find it shocking tbh. People in my area are pretty chill, though, so actual gun violence is pretty rare

31/3/2025, 1:18:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

People have an unfortunate tendency to listen to overconfident idiots

30/3/2025, 9:30:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Things are getting really scary really fast

30/3/2025, 9:27:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

In Indiana and many other states, yes. Yes, you can. Don't even need a permit here anymore

30/3/2025, 9:25:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

His final brain cell hasn't died yet. Won't be much longer, though

30/3/2025, 9:20:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

So small you need a microscope to see it. Not that you'd want to, though

30/3/2025, 9:19:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously, though, these people are nuts. Imagine going to all this effort to defend a billionaire who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

30/3/2025, 9:18:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I will throw a party if he gets arrested. I'll throw another if he gets convicted

28/3/2025, 3:14:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would not put this past them tbh

28/3/2025, 3:13:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

They seem to just straight up hate women

25/3/2025, 9:25:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

So he groomed two children and got away with it. That is absolutely disgusting

25/3/2025, 6:37:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry, WHAT!? The more I learn about them the worse they get!

25/3/2025, 6:27:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, there is so much to unpack there

25/3/2025, 6:25:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

Dunno if they make stencils that small lol

25/3/2025, 2:21:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

It's actually an improvement lol

25/3/2025, 2:17:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social)

My motherboard finished dying today ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

24/3/2025, 2:28:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

People who still support musk at this point are truly lost

23/3/2025, 2:49:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus CHRIST, that is a terrifying way to go!

23/3/2025, 2:46:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope she lives her best life away from her idiot father

23/3/2025, 2:35:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MagicGoldfishBoy (@magicgoldfishboy.bsky.social) reply parent

The judicial branch is supposed to keep presidents from overreaching. It's shocking how many people don't know that

23/3/2025, 1:24:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view