Matt Allison
@mattallison.bsky.social
Purity tests gave us Felon 47.
created July 5, 2023
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Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I think it’ll be his announcement that he’s going to invade Chicago. I seem to remember a term for when a sovereign city is invaded and occupied by an uninvited and unwelcome force… it’s on the tip of my tongue…
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it’ll be his announcement that he’s going to invade Chicago. I seem to remember a term for when a sovereign city is invaded and occupied by an uninvited and unwelcome force… it’s on the tip of my tongue…
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet more proof MAGA has absolutely nothing to do with the real Republican Party. If you’re MAGA, you’re a RINO.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
He wants to make sure the entire Trump Presidency is written off as a horrifying outlier.
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
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Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
This is from Saturday; National Golf Club in Virginia.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a photo of him leaving National in Virginia after playing golf on Saturday. I'm aware he's not in the greatest shape but I think people have gotten carried away with this.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think he's at all worried about Epstein. Those WSJ stories appear to have originated from leaks provided by Ghislaine Maxwell. and once she got moved to a nicer place, and likely got promised a pardon, the leaks stopped and the story stalled.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Not likely, as Putin wants him to live to 100.
Mike Boylan-Kolchin (@mbkplus.bsky.social) reposted
Clinton, Giuliani, and Trump all in the news for various weird reasons? 90s-ass headlines, we can do better as a society.
Skip, the Spooky Raccoon (@badposter.lol) reposted
NPR: Giuliani hospitalized NBC: Giuliani hospitalized after crash CNN: Giuliani in serious condition after car crash FOX: King Giuliani hospitalized immediately following a beautiful domestic violence case where he was a hero and great guy Skip the Online Raccoon: Rudy dead lol
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird thing to post with all the death rumors surrounding him.
Helen Kennedy (@helenkennedy.bsky.social) reposted
The Alabama (!) people chanting "who pays the tariffs? who pays the tariffs" and then turning to "shame! shame!" when their rep turns tail and leaves is a keeper.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
The regime knows full well those are not paid actors; they know those are real people that are really pissed off, and that reality scares the hell out of them.
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
And I am the world's foremost astrophysicist ballerina who invented the piano, aspirin, and appetizers.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch underneath the car- you can see how long it takes him to get into it.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I had completely written off these rumors of bad health as wish-casting until this thing today. He was not walking well. And they didn't allow the press in.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
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Gwendolyn Corvid (@gwen-corvid.bsky.social) reposted
Fuck yeah, Gov Pritzker and Mayor Johnson. It will be fascinating what happens when ICE agents get arrested for flouting this.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
We don't call him toothless Jake Tapper for nothin'
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm shocked, absolutely shocked, that Donald Trump, who is fully and completely OWNED by Vladimir Putin, is now trying to blame Europe for Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social)
Not secession, just smart governance.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Crime Spree in DC - Yes, this is a real event. No, it’s not sarcasm. Lmao. Your taxpayer dollars are at work.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
That picture was pixelated at the time of its release because it showed a diagram of Bin Laden’s compound.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social)
ha this is awesome
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Of course Soviet and neo Soviets exist, Nazis still exist and so do confederates. States or political movements may disappear but their loyal subjects do not. There are still Soviets out there trying to destroy our democracies and hard fought rights, they didn’t just stop after the USSR fell.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social)
Let's hope Maine voters pick this guy over Susan Collins in 2026.
Costa Samaras (@costasamaras.com) reposted
Every time your electricity bill goes up for the next 10 years, it can be traced back to this Administration’s actions. They are making solar and wind power illegal to build in the United States. They are artificially restricting supply while demand is going up.
Undo Damage (@humanecosystem.bsky.social) reposted
I vaguely remember tweeting something like the country that effectively captures this free energy source at scale will rule the 21st century. whelp.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Lack of empathy has always been pinpointed as their weak spot. I’ve seen some scientists claim that it’s almost like a type of birth defect; others think that it’s simply where we currently are on the evolutionary arc.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social)
I can’t tell if people arguing about the 2028 Presidential election are trolling or just completely sheltered from reality.
Pam Keith (@pamkeithdc.bsky.social) reposted
All of this was avoidable. Racism makes people stupid.
Pat Bagley (@bagleycartoons.bsky.social) reposted
I’m sometimes asked “Why Portugal?” Here’s one reason
Robert (@robboroom.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Your country, and by extension the rest of the world, is soooo fucked.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
How can anyone take this clown seriously. He is so incredibly bad at lying.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social)
As expected, Trump's invasion of Chicago will focus on the Gold Coast, rather than areas of the city that are actually more prone to crime and homicide.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social)
Larry Krasner should be the head of the DNC.
Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@crockett.house.gov) reposted
62 years ago, Dr. King led the March on Washington with giants like John Lewis, Mahalia Jackson, A. Philip Randolph, and so many others. If you’ve ever wondered what you’d be doing during the Civil Rights Movement, this is your test. (1/2)
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social)
Once again, an event you can judge the corporate news orgs on, based on how/if they cover it.
Kan kansi (@kankansi.bsky.social) reposted
Watching the WH cabinet meeting press coverage. Honestly, if the news orgs aren’t going to fact check this nonsense in real time, they should turn the cameras off. It’s a disservice to show outright lies without pushing back.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Utterly useless person.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you’re a really badly programmed bot.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Because I think you’re a bot.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
What is in the video?
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
You can’t see this video, can you?
Benjamin McKean (@blmckean.bsky.social) reposted
I lack the vocabulary to express how deranged this is
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually prefer AMD machines now. Big fan of Ryzen
Anthony Michael Kreis (@anthonymkreis.bsky.social) reposted
We are in very dark times. It’ll take an entire political/social movement, an overwhelming rebuke at the polls, and a new vision of governance to unstick this country from whatever this collapse is.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it’s just me, but that Paxton tweet reads like defamation.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, yeah, that's true, psycho Republican governors can say yes to the dictator. But places like NYC and Chicago aren't going to allow that bullshit. Florida is a dystopian hellhole.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Elections in Texas are a joke. If people want to talk about rigged elections, start there.
emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) reposted
Reup: One thing many are missing abt Social Security whistleblower complaint is this: DOGE--including Big Balls, who has ties to criminal hackers--put ALL American Social Security data on an insecure AWS site AFTER SCOTUS GOPers intervened and let them do that. www.emptywheel.net/2025/08/26/a...
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Extremely excellent point. Spot on.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
A majority of Republicans are too dumb to understand that by 2028 Donald Trump will have trouble finding the bathroom.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s done it in one state and that violated Posse Comitatus, which got his administration sued and they will lose. He can do what he wants in DC because DC isn’t a state, and their home rule laws are easily usurped by the federal government.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s really no reason to bring an obsession with Israel into this conversation. How about we leave that to the whack jobs that hate Jews and think they secretly control the world.
Ken Martin (@kenmartin.bsky.social) reposted
We deployed our distributed organizing team of over 30,000 volunteers to help @iowademocrats.bsky.social and Catelin Drey's campaign get out the vote. This is the result. Make no mistake: When Democrats organize everywhere, we win everywhere.
skiinggolfgod.bsky.social (@skiinggolfgod.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This is the weirdest shit I have ever seen. I have sat at the table with the CEO of a large public company and this type of fluff would not be allowed. Only a very weak man would allow such drivel to waste valuable time.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
This is seriously creepy and disturbing.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess that's how we know all this is just a BS tactic to terrorize Black and Brown people in Dem-run cities. Kristi Noem's pardon won't be worth the paper it's written on.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
If I were one of these GOP reps I would move away so I didn't have to do it anymore.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
This looks like Photoshop to me, but I'm not an expert on that.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social)
The pressure on Trump is working. He has no clue he's being nudged into making unforced errors. He will screw up and fail because he always screws up and fails. Always.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Charlie Kirk is a severely disturbed person. His upbringing must have been nightmarish to see.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
ETTD
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social)
oh my god, THIS. So much.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
He's an obese 79 year old coward and he won't do jackshit to f*ck with Chicago.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe someone should tell Trump that the Nobel Committee would never give its prize to a dictator.
Extra Snarky (@extrasnarky.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The interesting thing about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged is that Trump is in the Epstein files
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
He can do what he wants in DC but he’s got zero chance of pulling that bullshit in blue states. Governors will flip him the bird.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting to see an actual, real terrorist like Stephen Miller suggest such a thing.
Dave Jones (@cleanpowerdave.bsky.social) reposted
NEW: The first evidence of a solar take-off in Africa☀️✈️ x33 rise in Algeria solar panel imports in the 12 mths to June 2025, compared to previous 12 mths. x8 in Zambia x7 in Botswana x6 in Sudan x3 in each of Liberia, DRC, Benin, Angola, Ethiopia 🧵
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
He loves to lie to Americans. But he makes racists and bigots feel ok about being awful people, so they elected him President.
Rolling Stone (@rollingstone.com) reposted
Donald Trump is waging a fascist takeover of the United States. Democrats are responding the only way they know how: by heeding the advice of the wonks who helped get them into this situation — and whose advice is to avoid discussing what Trump is doing. More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Because when we weren’t paying attention the TV news media got bought out. Utterly worthless now. Journalistic malpractice.
Miss Aja (@brat2381.bsky.social) reposted
All Folks Had To Do Was Vote For The Super Qualified Black Lady… With A Degree In Economics
Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 (@emilylhauser.bsky.social) reposted
🧵I agree w/ @vermontgmg.bsky.social that this week is materially different than last—&/but: WE remain who we were on Jan 19, 2025. We have a deeply rooted civil society + potent muscle memory of resisting authoritarianism⬇️ Russians, eg, don't have either & didn't when Yeltsin made Putin president.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly don't think most of these clowns care about anything other than hating on Israel. It's clear that the current domestic issues brought on by Trump have not affected them at all. Must be nice to be that privileged and comfortable.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeff Sharlet (@jeffsharlet.bsky.social) reposted
If you saw the clip, watch the whole 12 minutes. This is it. Electeds—everyone around Pritzker is knowingly putting themselves at risk—meeting the moment. It’s not glib, it’s not a meme, it’s clear-eyed, brave, & necessary. www.msnbc.com/deadline-whi...
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
That entire speech was one of the most severe ass-kickings ever laid on a sitting POTUS.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Real nice guy but has the personality of a half-full glass of skim milk.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Pritzker s going to run for President and stands an excellent chance of winning. He would be the one in office when it will time to try and send Trump to prison again.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Here’s the thing though- each guy is doing what they individually do best, and collectively they are keeping the heat on in an absolutely real way. They’re kind of a team right now and that’s ok. 2028 is a million years away right now; we have to get through 2026
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Norm McDonald playing Burt Reynolds’s on an SNL Jeopardy parody. Absolute classic, still gets quoted around here pretty often
Alex Kaplan (@alkapdc.bsky.social) reposted
New: At a Gateway Pundit conference, former Trump attorney Peter Ticktin said he “wouldn’t be very surprised” if there’s “an emergency called” before the next election, as "it's necessary." "And with that emergency, we're going to be able to turn the tide.” www.mediamatters.org/voter-fraud-...
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
clown comment, bro
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is a cowardly 79 year old fat fuck. Why are you scared of him? He is far and away the most hated person on this planet.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
J.B. Pritzker: “Donald Trump, if you hurt my people, nothing will stop me. Not time or political circumstance, from making sure you face justice.”
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
He's also scared of J.B. Pritzker, who is richer and smarter than he is, and has zero fear of taking on Trump's bullshit.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
Was unaware you lived in DC. I know about home rule situation in DC; Trump handing out firearms to the National Guard still likely violated Posse Comitatus, we'll see what lawsuits are filed. Trump is trying to turn the U.S. into a dictatorship right in front of our eyes; I'm grateful I live in IL.
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
Meiselas: Stop both-sidesing it, media. Stop trying to sow division within the Democratic Party when we literally have military invasions into American cities, aided and abetted by red state governors, who, again, are the takers who wouldn't exist without the blue states
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
His whole family is amazing. They have used their money for so many projects for the public. Google their charity work for more.
Matt Allison (@mattallison.bsky.social) reply parent
He's more than a little fight-y and that's why we love him :)
Alvaro M. Bedoya (@bedoyausa.bsky.social) reposted
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.