The boat is the missing headline. Trump just murdered 11 people as a distraction, but it’s one hell of a distraction…and we shouldn’t look away from it.
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The boat is the missing headline. Trump just murdered 11 people as a distraction, but it’s one hell of a distraction…and we shouldn’t look away from it.
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"Bottomless Mimosa Tuesday"
Space Command is going hillbilly.....that tracks.
Unfortunately, when they do have indoor plumbing in rural areas in Alabama, they just pipe out the waste to the back 40.....to a ditch or to a creek. It's a real nasty problem there.
steroids are bad.
Missing you…. You crazy dog!
I’ll always think of Bisky this way: fun-loving, tennis ball fetching, water pup!
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Three dementia checkers…
Martial law during football season will put an end to the Trump regime. ….according to Draft Kings.
Trump probably just watched “clear and present danger“ at Mar-a-Lago last night and said “fuck it let’s invade Venezuela” I wonder if an alternate ending of “Idiocracy” that hit the cutting room floor included the United States invading Venezuela?
Power, profit, and property. Mostly obtained by grifting.
Unleash the leeches upon his flesh
I’m rooting for the leeches.
Making some Interlaken grape juice!
String Cheese ripping it at the Oregon State Fair last night.
polls don't matter....at the end of a gun barrel.
A shitty hate preaching dude was at the McMinnville Farmers Market today with a portable speaker and mic. His voice boomed all over the market, driving people away as he continued to tell everyone how he thought that gay people were going to burn in hell. The cops finally ran him off. Asshole!
This guy would be begging for the release of Oswald if Ruby hadn't pulled the trigger. Maybe he should ask this idiot panel what drug cocktail caused him to become the very polar opposite of everything good that his family stood for?
He's wheelchair-bound for sure......although, I can't wait to see all the magats riding around in wheelchairs and injecting botox into their ankles in support.
"is that doggy blood spatter on your outfit?"
"no one says you have a really small penis, sir"
thank you sir, may I have another!
They could easily fix that by cancelling Morning Joe.
JD ate a cat in DC.....does that count?
so close.....we almost had a hand shot.
Sounds like he wants her to spank them or something? Fucking creepy.
Although, I heard that whale blubber stops your hands from rotting.
Swollen ankles are rotting too?
Blood thinners make you trip balls?
At least Pritzker's hands aren't rotting off.
Just put the gold glove on.
Sounds about right. Team probably got the idea from Grok.
Goldmember's shitty lair.
blood thinners for his crappy pipes. Gotta get that viscosity down so he keep pounding the big macs.
#meninblackskinsuit is trending.
Trump got some Russian hair gel out of the deal.
He backfires all day into a squishy diaper anyway.
Can we just skip forward to the cemetery scene? All the bells all over the world are ringing?
Idiocracy Goon squad.
I think he goes by "Christopher".....not Christ.
otherwise known as "lying".
Hundreds of D.C. residents ran federal forces out of the Columbia Heights neighborhood, yelling, “ICE GO HOME.” This is how you do it. This is people power. This is resistance. The Trump regime will lose because—across this country—we the people reject their fascist vision for our nation.
It was a tough choice for Trump between this patio, and a salt water shark pool.
Hard to hold the pump action shotgun in DC while shot gunning bud lite? Challenge accepted.
What? No RPG's??? Bummer.
Dumbo Columbo in a trench coat in 86 degrees.
Why not just electrify it with windmills providing the power?
NG Troops looking for crime in DC will end up pointing weaponry at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Bisky has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. Infamous for stealing a 24 pack of hot dog buns off the picnic table at Wennerberg Park in Carlton OR and then leading everyone in the park on a massive keep away chase. Pure Benny Hill stuff.....Legendary. Love you always.
"Arms dealer demands Nobel Peace Prize....or else!"
Just like that movie “Forbidden Planet”. The ‘id’ is the real monster that destroyed their civilization.
Hmmm.....curious if our number of nuclear warheads in the NATO alliance eastern bloc have been decreasing in the past few days?
King is a melon baller 🍉
US has 38 bases in EU with 84k deployed. Europe defense weaponry is mostly supplied by US. Europe currently enjoys nuclear umbrella protection by US with US warheads stored in many EU countries. If US withdraws from NATO it should be conditional that US give it's bases/nuclear weapons to NATO.
Not a gold flagpole??? SAD!!!
I’m detecting a slight russian accent on that post.
Maybe instead of Black Panthers there needs to be blue panthers?
Trump hair gel=Putin spunk
NYT reported that Russia hacks US Court records in search of ‘something’. “I will tell you this, Russia: If you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the Epstein files that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.”
Team Evil has better messaging and PR than Team Good. Never mind….I think there’s a new serial killer documentary on Netflix tonight.
yes....but who needs a bed when folks are packed in one cage with 40 other people in a privatized concentration camp?
person, man, camera.....oh fuck it.
please do that from inside of your own coffin.
Wokesters......great band name.
"hush now baby baby don't you cry"
"are you going to use the same concrete guy that worked on Epstein's rape island?"
I mean, fuck it. He might as well just ask maga to turn in their guns, now. Let's get this 25th party started. Come on JD.
thousands of mini-strokes every day and still no 25th? What is JD waiting for?
I would read this as a bit of sarcasm from the FBI agents. They are aware just how dumb this looks.....and they WANT to show it.
shocker.
She is not Madeline Kahn
UFC fight on the WH lawn? BORING! I was hoping for Truckasaurus instead.
They were just so glad that it ended.
Wow....I think we should have a "Lets all be homeless" protest for a night to see if they can handle arresting half of DC
sorry....I meant Nobel Peace Prize.
"and just a quick followup.....will he be staying in Russia....permanently?"
So much sub sandwich crime in DC these days.
that dude ate my cat.
"but he filled out the proper forms...so everything is fine"
Only 800??? TACO prez is too afraid to send more because they'll turn on him.
yes...but now it's the classiest stairwell in the WH....and all the cool cats hang out there to escape that festered orange rot smell.
so DC Police can now storm the WH too?
I think many of us would love to take back our capital from you.
I mean....why not just meet Putin on Epstein Island?
Only 14 year-olds are allowed to touch his "monument".
magicians don't have to be tall.
in a hypothetical battle between the Secret Service personnel and 10,000 National Guard Troops.....who would win??
Great ratings = law of the land got it.
"Drop your weapon.....so the touching can begin"
Yes....but don't forget about the magic. They think wrestling is real. They think DJT is a magician.
“hey guys, how many national guard troops can we fit on the White House roof for my bullshit military PR stunt to draw attention away from the Epstein files?”
Just woke from a nap: I’m at a full town square with DT speaking and I’m standing up yelling 💩 at him….worried about surveillance, my dad and I leave quickly in the car as fighter jets scream by and we see a nuclear blast on the horizon.
Statehood for DC….NOW!!!
Really starting to hate the colors, red and gold.
Didn't he kill 4 college students in Idaho?
1500% discount at the 'Last in line for Brains' store.
Yeah....he marked it alright.....all over the carpet.