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Hiya, I'm Abigail. I'm a 21 y/o trans girl. Commie and anti capitalist.
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Gyatt: butt Rizzing her up: trying to attract her romantically Hag-maxxing: I am young and terminally online (joke) Mommy milkers: big breasts
What if the runes are like those chinese tattoos that say random or silly things? Is "mustard urine" a contractual obligation?
@gork.bluesky.bot spell icup using words for each letter
It's like that one payday skill. Yelling at the enemy lets you deal 15% more damage.
How much you wanna bet he'll piss off the leader of a country? (I don't mean like mildly irritate, I mean like threaten a trade war type shit)
Lesbians don't have to live in fear anymore. There won't be an evil and intimidating horse if they don't exist.
Companies having more power than the US government legally does. Facebook takes so much, it makes you wonder if they're not in cahoots with the government. (Well, the tech bros went to the inauguration so that's probably a yes)
My only understanding is that I kinda just existed for 20 years. I feel like I missed out on my entire childhood tbh.
Crocodiles: Do not swim here I hope the grammar police will make them finish their sentence.
Nobody tell that clown about Battlefield 1 or Dark Souls. Fucking sweatlord loser holy shit...
Put two Nutella toast together, call that shit diabetes
WWII against Nazi Germany +French Revolution = yes
Hmph! Clearly you don't own an air fryer, Kakarot!
What if they mind controlled humans into building them as waypoints to track earth and brainwashed us into thinking slave owners made us do it
Jerry, know.
Jerry, no. The world is not ready for invisigoths.
I mean, the heimlich is the same position I wanna be cuddlefucked in, so...
I wanna be hypnotized and cuddled tbh
We say getting some head, but never say getting some hand. Why?
"Bobby, h'wat is a SoulCalibur?"
I'm bad at drawing, so I used AI. I'm even worse with AI art. TwT At least I have even more reason to get better at drawing.
"you're less dependable than lottery tickets"
I think Baby shark brags about their views and I remember an old video that bot it's name to reflect it's viewpoint.
It doesn't matter what you look like, you all taste the same.
Considering they're "liberal media" with a big asterisk, they kind of have to state the obvious here to keep the act going that they're not in cahoots
My dreams involve running for my life from people in a school with spiral staircases with a stripper pole down the center hole of the staircases so you can spin and slide down. Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!
My mom apparently believes in weather machines causing hurricanes but doubts global warming. You'd think those two things would logically be connected, but idk..
If you home cook it, you don't eat the grease and other crap McDonald's and what not put into it.
If nipples had button clicking sounds, I would be a lot louder than I am now.
I feel like the intention was to pop the yoga ball with the weight of the hammer, but idk.
They all simp for a diaper shitting nepo baby that should've died in Vietnam.
I'm like the sea Wet, salty, structurally unstable and probably shouldn't have a taser put in it.
I think this post just gave me a new kink to be armpit fucked
Okay, I'm not into armpits. ...but
I would just collect one sea slug for what is basically magic E, but that's it.
Yugi!
We should have Trump and his Maga cronies just deported to that penguin island with some farming equipment. They can live their trad lifestyle there all they want, then give the natives their land back.
Wait, I could've been getting tax breaks this whole time? I didn't need to commit tax fraud? /j
Only sometimes. I think I'm bi, but idk tbh
I guarantee he would admit to being invited, but y'know he never would've gone but if he wanted to he could because there's no one as successful as him. /hj
He should already be disqualified since he fired missiles at Iran and is apparently writing up plans to invade Mexico.
In the right lense, it's also a shitpost comedy. Left: Laura Loomer Right: Payday 2 Obama mask
There is something legitimately wrong with you. Seek therapy for this.
Cavemen hate this one lifehack to hunt wooly mammoths
I find it funny how a scientology peddler of all people is against Trump.
Completely True….
I like this idea, but idk how it'll work long term tbh.
Life imitates art
He's masculine in the same way Jesus is republican. It's all just projecting their desires on someone they idolize. They can't accept reality.
Sorry the pedo defenders are trying to shame you. Hope your day goes better going forward.
I'm not even gonna make a wise ass response, fuck them both.
Section off the lake and declare it your personal property and shoot anyone fishing and you'll be called a genius.
Okay, the only thing that can be AI generated is the cover and that's it. Nothing else is fair to do. (Though you get half credit since you can use Photoshop and some filters for a banger cover)
Btw, there's full episodes unedited of Spectacular Spiderman being uploaded regularly (Ultimate Spiderman as well, I think they're different people though)
That's it. We need to make Bernie the Bedet Bear just to spite them.
But what if I'm killing it on the dance floor? Do I have to eat the light up tiles?
I genuinely don't know why he called a fictional cannibal a good person. Part of me wants to doubt Trump would be *that* depraved to eat people.
Until you suggest mandatory vasectomies until they're mature enough to have kids, then all of a sudden they care about policing people's bodies.
Child labor!
At least we have the choices of grey cement paste or pink cement paste
Just wait until we get the metal bread. Buns of Steel!
The Lego Movie. It's just so much fun!
I was born and raised in Florida. I would only miss the pretty landscapes and wildlife here.
I didn't know this existed. I'm gonna go on there when my wifi is working better.
Ohhhh that's gore of my comfort character...
MAGA is just a fandom for pedophiles. That's why they have to advertise their love for Trump like a sports team.
They're trying that Logan Paul thing where he played into the mockery to seem like a good sport and being hip and with it. This shit made me realize [way to late] that the administration rn is just trying to seem cool to get zoomers to vote for them. It's a cult and a fandom for losers and pedos.
500 million each seems fair to me.
I'll bring the lasso.
I would only pay for movies for the DVDs. Unless I have the disc in my hands, they're not getting my money. Then again, I'd rather get DVDs from my local thrift store. It's much cheaper, more convenient and more fun than Amazon
I have a problem with my tax money being used to bomb a third world country instead of paying for people's hospital trips in America
I'm fine though, don't worry everyone. Just be careful not to wear a tight hairband on your forehead. It'll hold back your hair, but also your blood passages if you're not careful.
Never play VR with a headband on that's a bit too tight. After about an hour, my head was killing me and I thought it was the headset being on too long, but I think my headband was cutting circulation from my veins in my head and I forgot I was wearing my headband.
What the scallop!?
Is Trump bipolar or something? The other day he threatened nuclear warfare with Russia and is now okay with Putin in America.
I think it's more of a mental health problem, though the easy access to firearms doesn't help. You cannot tell me there isn't something wrong with the US mental health wise when we're full of school shooters.
These guys are the fucking GOATs!
Life is too fucking wacky that they can barely write satire these days tbh. Even the puppy killings shown here are only barely an exaggeration from reality.
Furry bait has been defeated once again!
Maga is a death worshipping hate cult. Christian extremist magas are especially scary. They are hoping for an actual rapture event. (Which Trump would accelerate for them)
I haven't seen this show in years, thank you for reminding me of it
I saw a post on here and tried to make a reference, but I couldn't because I had to close the app in order to fact check the reference FUCK!
But ai is supposed to be the culmination of all of human knowledge. Oh wait, we're kinda stupid online, nevermind.
I hope he chokes on a piece of cake in his temu ass golden ballroom.
I've heard of world domination, but damn!
Barnyard the videogame.
Triggered snowflake can't handle a little joke.
The child fucker wants to deport citizens over decade old marijuana charges.
(Flirting as a bottom) Does anyone wanna finish the emotional abuse my mother started?
China isn't real. It's just a government conspiracy to sell things that were "made in china" ("allegedly") In all seriousness, I'm willing to bet this was a bot or smth.
A hot day on the golf course.
My weakness is tall dommy mommy gym women...
I tried an art learning app to learn how to draw and the stuff I found on it was almost definitely ai generated. What?
I'm O- because I have an Oreo deficiency.
Tonight, we steal...
