lmao "blueksy"
Left twitter to the nazis. I block russian imperialists on sight. I contribute very little, be warned.
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lmao "blueksy"
Glengary Glengary
Nate DNF
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
lmao "Nate Silver has a negative WAR for election predictions"
He was great in Maverick
Ah, I was wondering what the catch was!
Linking this for no reason. Certainly not for blocking purposes. bsky.app/profile/srau...
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
The world’s leading genocide scholars’ association has passed a resolution saying that the legal criteria have been met to establish Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, its president says. There was no immediate response from the Israeli foreign ministry.
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Doesn't look very elevated to me.
"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
Wait til they encounter "France is bacon"
Yoink
Good
New York’s hottest club is Blame Zohran Mamdani for Crimes Committed While Eric Adams Is Mayor Under Laws Signed by Andrew Cuomo. It’s got everything—corrections officers who aren’t registered to vote in New York City, etc etc etc
A classic theonion.com/coke-sponsor...
Stephen A. Smith
I can
Over 300 MILLION American citizen's files stolen by DOGE. Why can't 1 person with access steal the EPSTEIN Files? #LEAKtheEPSTEIN_Files
Yellow and blue are indeed ukraine colours.
@marisakabas.bsky.social An imposter, fyi. bsky.app/profile/mari...
"efforts"
Watched it last week with the kids! Funny, a lot of it was filmed at the school I went to - University of Toronto
Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Bon Jovi as NBC's Artist In Residence on 30Rock.
I miss the old brand #CDC
Just like Ohio's electoral map
This skeet has exactly 69 likes. I have to leave it alone, sorry.
Shucking his korn in public
While he's mostly been on vacation lol
Put the buffer zone inside russia.
Except he's dead from a preventable disease
I think you're right. Occasionally NC supreme court gets the focus, but it's almost always WI that I see in the news.
The idea is to replace human workers with near-zero-cost automation. That's their holy grail. Apparently they haven't thought ahead to "um if everyone's unemployed who's gunna buy our goods and services?"
The obvious comeback is "Trump got bail without cash, everyone should"
What could it possibly mean?!?!
No doubt a "low IQ" woman, too.
One of the best memes in the last decade
Though I'm looking forward to seeing the aircraft carriers squeaking their way down Pennsylvania Avenue.
holy shiiiiiiit
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Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
* ITALY PM MELONI SAYS RUSSIA'S LATEST STRIKE ON KYIV SHOWS IT HAS NO INTENTION OF NEGOTIATING END TO WAR @reuters.com
Mee-mow
Day 1, baby!
Because there is no "liberal media".
And the chairman of joint Chiefs.
Great point. What happened to "you can always tell"
Lmao incredible point.
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
"show me your papers, then you can get in the boat"
Reminder, we already HAVE a deal with them. It's called USMCA.
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This imagery is the kind of thing you see in video games to let you know you’re in a totalitarian city or country.
Fox News' Trey Gowdy: "The only thing that can give us any modicum of peace at all is those two children are with the person who loved them the very most, the person who created them, that being Jesus. That is the only thing that can possibly give parents in the future any modicum of peace."
I'm annoyed that I missed making this joke.
AND FINDING THE LID QUICKLY!
Brendel been auditioning for like 2 weeks now!
Yup. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
I assumed you were gonna say War and Light Beer
Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open
Ok but the other viable candidate was a brown woman who laughed a bit too loud so I dunno....
AI swatting.
I was wondering the same.
If I’m the CEO of a currently struggling American brand I’m announcing a sleek redesign of our logo with no intent to actually change it just to rile up a base of easy to bait culture warriors that increasingly confuse pop social purchase for control over their own lives
Shit that's good lol
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Gunna take a hell of a shift leftward to make this true. bsky.app/profile/davi...
Registered Democrats get a big discount.
Excellent self sacrifice
Tbf you could probably make the Rockies.
So, more Confederate statues?
It's wild that they've traded their independence for the fact that trump is delivering decades worth of right-wing policies in a few months.
It's like "Go ahead and protest, but make sure I can't see it or feel it"
And opulence, it seems.
