If it were starring Chris Farley, there'd be asses in the seats.
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If it were starring Chris Farley, there'd be asses in the seats.
If Chris Farley lived, he would 100% be playing Donald full time on SNL. And quite possibly in the movie on Donald's life.
Is it possible that Melania just now found out about Donald's infidelity?
Ain't nobody forgetting Epstein.
It's a pedo thing.
That's what I thought. Go play outside, and try to find yourself back on the right side of history while you still have the chance to say "When he turned out to be a child-diddling goosestepper, it was too much for me."
I'll call that bluff. Show the "fake news", pedophile.
Apparently he was seen yesterday, but he's not looking like he's getting any better.
It must be exhausting for you to continue having to pretend this raging pedophile created peace anywhere, even while he literally wages war against America itself.
Look around, tiny: We were doing great last year, and now everything's falling apart because of your bloated goosestepper master. Spit as much bile as you like; it's not going to salvage your dignity for having to remain servile to the world's stupidest pedophile.
Ought to be incarcerated Addlepated, constipated, Probably wished he masterbated
I imagine that there will be a full-on "Ding-Dong, the Witch is Dead" number with Vance and Johnson prancing about at the head of the ensemble.
I've got a live feed right here:
If he thinks politics are genetic, he’s tempting Darwinism even moreso than the average of his cult.
Secret Service doesn’t guard graves.
Donald is scared enough of the public that he just might actually go for it. Not sure how I’d feel about that.
I don't know if the shooter was indeed trans, because the MAGAt cult has definitely cried wolf before. But if this were indeed the case, "The shooting was caused by Dear Leader slashing mental-health resources for trans kids!" is definitely not the rebuttal they think it is.
He won’t even live that long.
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Richard Kind is out fighting the good fight?
A lot of them seem content to shift gears to “Maybe pedophilia isn’t so bad, right?”
If this were true, right-wing women wouldn't constantly be demanding to see the manager.
Hey, pedo-apologist: Your master is rotting and your nazi party is crumbling. Sob about it.
That guy's younger than me. Why does he look like he could be my creepy uncle?
My first instinct is that people should 100% not be forming relationships with chatbots, and that AI companies need accountability.
…he said, with no sense of irony and every degree of obsession. Can you defend your servitude to Donald the Pedo yet? Because it just gets funnier every time you fail to do so.
Good that you're admitting it now. The next step is for you to overcome your obsession. Start by trying to defend your servitude to the rapist you worship.
Love it.
I daresay LA was the test. Frankly, he failed it. Now he's just desperate for an Epstein distraction.
That’s the problem with trying to become Queen of the Women-Haters.
Is Boebert even relevant anymore? I feel like Mace has taken over as Dumberest lately.
Since you're so fond of obsessively poring over my posts, perhaps you can put together another of your collages of the posts where I rant about any of that. Go on. Or you could stop humiliating yourself and defend your worship of the guy who assaulted these women when they were children:
In Mary Poppins, the chimney sweeps sing "Never need a reason, never need a rhyme!" The reason they sing this is because they needed a rhyme for "step in time."
So what? You parrot the same utter nonsense with every post, apparently in a pathetic attempt to avoid the topic of your bloated pedo master. And this obsession you have with me isn’t healthy.
Wow, your brain is breaking more with every post. Can you defend your servitude to the cheeto-dusted pedo-fascist, or are you just going to keep humiliating yourself?
You're just making nonsense up. Again, I've dealt with trolls far worse than you. You're a feeble troll, and all you deserve is this: Can you defend your servitude to Epstein's pedo-pal yet, or not?
I know the textbook definitions. You'll note that I agreed with your textbook definition, and gave the term by which it would apply to this situation. Instead of refuting this term, you responded to me with a personal attack, so I think we're done here.
You think this feeble routine of yours means anything to me? I've dealt with trolls who screamed racial slurs and death threats at me for six months before they broke. You and your "Meter" are nothing to me. Can you defend your supplecation to the pedophile fascist or not?
"Dur, yur name Midol or Meerkat or Mozambique becuz starts wif M! Puppets, right? Duz 'pedo' mean 'pedestrian'?" There, now that we've got your talking points out of the way, perhaps you'd care to defend your servitude to the pudding-headed pedophile fascist.
Don't have to; that's merely a delusion on your part that you're obsessing on in a vain attempt to deflect from your inability to defend your servitude to your child-fuqing idol. So, can you defend your servitude to your child-fuqing idol, or will you just pretend to not understand words again?
Like hell they will.
Can you defend your servitude to your bloated pedophile felon master, or not?
If the state shares Intel with us, we'll have socialism.
Solid. Can you defend the doddering old fascist pedo yet?
The state owns the means of production; to my knowledge, that’s communism.
Communism.
“Enjoy your tax cuts! Anyway, we’ll be taking part of your company.”
And you're falling for that? The cat's out of the bag. You yourself have already reduced yourself to defending pedophilia, because everyone knows that Donald is desperate to hide how he's all over those files.
Even declaring that you are "immune from hell" demonstrates that you have a foot in Hell, pedophile.
Right; we'll see how long that lasts, pedophile.
So, they're just in a frantic competition to come up with wordplay they can build atrocities around. That's my takeaway.
And that's why you're on social media all day, every day. Right? Not buying it; can you defend your servitude to the world's stupidest and most vile pedophile, or can't you?
Sob about it, you simpering fascist pedophile.
Liar. Name one "power" you have that I don't. Are you immune to your false-messiah's tariffs? Do you get to skip his recession? You clearly don't have a job, so you're not winning in that respect. You're in a panic, and so is Donald. Sob about it.
Sure, keep screaming about that. If you haven't yet realized that I don't care about your puppet-related insecurities, that's on you. Can you defend your continued servitude to your bloated MAGAt master and his pedo-pals, or can't you?
You're the only one wailing about imaginary puppets, psycho. Any-dang-way, have you come up with a defense for your enslavement to the senile old pedophile wretch who drove you to your apparent unemployment and keeps you on a very short leash, or can't you?
Can you defend the loathsome pedophile felon master you continue to bend over for, or can't you?
Aside from this being a massively unpopular move, gerrymandering isn't magic; it's a gamble wherein you spread your advantage thin in the hopes that it remains strong enough to cover your opposition.
I'm not. Here, I'll "frame" another question right now to prove it: Can you defend the menial, pathetic way you kowtow to the demented old child-rapist who is presently driving your apparently unemployed ass to the poor house, or can't you?
Can you defend your frantic enslavement to your bloated pedo Putin-puppet false-messiah, or can't you?
Can you defend your servitude to the bloated orange pedo felon, or are you just going to continue your frantic babbling?
He's a slavish MAGAt troll who shares nothing but misspelled pontification and inexplicable endorsements of pedophilia.
Dude, you don't even have the power to walk away when you say you're going to. Can you defend your pedophile master yet? And if you ever read that Bible you pretend to follow, you'd know that Micah is a man's name.
You have no power. You're a wailing pedophile swallowing everything your fascist master squirts down your throat. Look outside: There's a reason you're in such a panic. There's a reason your master is so frantically trying to deploy the military and rig the eleciton. You're pathetic. Pedophile.
You're literally endorsing underage sex in your pinned post. And I don't know who this "she" is you're projecting your pedophilia upon, but you're only proving your own point. bsky.app/profile/maga...
They may very well be setting themselves up to crumble their entire house of cards.
You know I'm right, or you wouldn't be freaking out so much right now. Defend your master, you simpering pedophile.
Can you defend your servitude to your bloated old pedo-master Putin-puppet, or not?
Uh-oh; looks like I struck another chord with the little minion. Can you justify your worship of a fascist pedophile false-messiah, or are you just going to scream more nonsense about "winning"?
Keep harping on the puppet. The fact that it upsets your cult is half of why I keep it in my profile. Can you justify your pedo-master or not?
FACT: You still can't defend your hellbound worship of a pedophile rapist traitor, and pretending that politics is a game that you "won" isn't making you any more of an abject loser. If you "won", your master wouldn't be so desperate right now.
So, you don't have a defense for how you swallow everything the pedo Putin-puppet squirts down your throat? And that's why you're falling apart like this?
Dude, you're just desperately trying to defend a pedophile war criminal. You've got one foot in your mouth, and the other in Hell's most septic ring.
Can you defend the pedo master you continue to bend over for, or not?
So, after being presented with your pedophile master's shortcomings, your defense is to make up nonsense about Putin begging Donald to end the war that Putin could end at any time, and bragging (?) about us being overtaxed? You're a pedo-slave.
Can you defend your pedo master, or can't you? Humiliating yourself like this isn't going to make this issue go away.
Hey, Chester. Hi, Chairface. Hello, Chippendale. Those words start with the same letters as the cartoon name you use as a handle, so they must be super-effective insults for you; right? Either that, or you just sound like a dumbass. Can you defend your pedo master or not?
Dude, if we've crossed paths before, it's clear the incident continues to live only in your cavernous little skull. You propaganda trolls are all the same, and none of you who fall short of actual hate speech are remotely memorable. Can you justify your servitude to a pathetic old pedophile or not?
Does it? We thought that the first time around when he invaded LA, and it's got to be diminishing returns for him to try this nonsense again. Keep talking about Epstein; it's breaking him.
Is this just what you do when you're faced with having to defend your pedophile Putin-bitch master? You start yammering about movie monsters and "old pals"? Your cult really is crumbling dramatically.
Did your brain break, fella?
Is that AI- generated?
Her whiny and dimwitted point has been addressed. Go play outside.
Your master literally rolled out a red carpet for Putin. Russian propaganda is celebrating how he rolled over for them. They're flying the American flag like a hunting trophy on their war vehicles as they continue to invade Ukrain. You're a kremlin-slave.
There is no greater judge of character than how someone behaves around a Black woman. That's how we end up with so many impactful Black woman leaders; people can't seem to hide their defects around them, they know how to deal with these defects, and they're done with your shit.
In fairness, given the opportunity, I would absolutely lead Donald to believe that he had to do something stupid in order to vote, buy cereal, or the like. "We'll get you that Big Mac once we see your yellow fever certificate, Mr. Trump. ...Sorry, have you never done this before?"
Their complaints are always theoretical. Our complaints are always “Here’s a video of you being openly fascist; knock it off.”
They’re up to fourth now? Wow.
“My school said you brought pain and slavery to a paradise!” “It wasn’t a paradise!” Great rebuttal.
Post-digestion.
ICE-creamed sandwich... Is there something there?
What are the odds that Maxwell turns up dead within a day of work release and Donald immediately says "Oh, no! Looks like somebody who wasn't me killed her to silence her!"?
We Millennials were the first generation of men to standardize knee-length shorts. Anyone older than us who goes on about the decline of masculinity can go to Idiot Hell.
There is going to be SO MUCH aurora borealis in the White House kitchen. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Holy shit, this thing is definitely AI-generated. And even for AI art, it's bad.
So, that's not a made-up name? And nobody ever pronounced it out-loud and said, "Dude, your name sounds like 'stupider'; maybe you should stick with 'Stewart'"?
Is that AI artwork? What a winner he must be.
At the risk of sounding pedantic, we shouldn't call them the "Epstein" files. They're the Trump files, and Trump is not Epstein. He's technically the "Epstein Monster".
South Park: Noem is a dog-murdering fascist. Noem: They're so sexist for mocking my appearance.