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I just went to the public pool to clean off😃
Yeah, that's great, let me ask you a cinematography question...Is it foreskinshadowing if it happens in a porno?
Here’s my face and here’s a movement. Do I have mitochondrial challenges, or am I just reacting normally to our country being run by self-serving nutters? Asking for a friend #CatsWereWatching @hcrichardson.bsky.social #PaulaPoundstone #RFKJr #Satire #PoliticalComedy #CatsOfInstagram #CurrentEvents
Wow
I'm proud of that one. I made it up earlier while was doing something on the internet🫣
Mostly, one million radical followers will be fine.🤞
I thought she just snatched ya. #Taken
Trump: I FEEL GREAT NOTHING IS WRONG HERE LOOK A PHOTO OF ME GOLFING FROM A WEEK AGO Giuliani: I WAS HELPING SOMEONE DONT SPREAD CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT MY CAR WRECK Trump: EPSTEIN IS OVER HE DIED A LONG TIME AGO GET OVER IT Sure, guys.
I wonder if his Dr. will still have to say he's the healthiest president ever, while he's standing in front of his coffin🤔
Is it foreskinshadowing if it happens in a porno🤔
Is it foreskinshadowing if they do it in a porno?
So, would a porno have foreskinshadowing?
When the cult leader dies do his millions of followers have a desire to follow😃
I demand my president address the nation😂
Fox would be having aneurysms if this was biden hiding like this.
Where's his hair? He looks like he's on death's door. He needs to address the media.
I plan to harass Nazis on Twitter. It's my favorite hobby
Glad you're safe, I thought pretty Pam snatched you. #Taken
I'm just gonna flip on some corporate media really quick... ABC: ads CNN: ads Back to CNN: Trump's Chicago "immigration enforcement" MSNBC: Protests in Chicago Back to ABC: A "federal judge getting in the way of Trump's immigration crackdown" Back to CNN: Weekend travel Nothing about Trump MIA
Jake Tapper is not going to ignore legitimate questions re the health of the president. Surely he's not going to make that mistake AGAIN. Right, @jaketapper.bsky.social?
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
An upcoming news conference with victims of Jeffrey Epstein could be “explosive,” one of the congressmen pushing for full release of the files on Epstein predicts. Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna said the victims’ accounts will force lawmakers to vote on a bill requiring DOJ to release its files.
It's his imagination and we're just lucky to be living in it.
Happy Labor Day! California is proud to be ranked the #1 state for workers. We’re leading the nation with strong wage standards, worker protections, and labor rights that make our communities, businesses, and families stronger.
Nine former directors of Centers for Disease Control and Prevention joined forces to warn Health Secty Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is “endangering every American’s health." RFK Jr MUST be charged with manslaughter. Dem State AGs must charge him for killing Americans.
Yeah robots are definitely not taking over the world. Not the red one, at least. 🤣
The Governor speaks.
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
Well… not anymore.
Biden started the entire Insurrection to try and stop the transfer of power! To himself🤯
Even the Insurrection to try and stop power from being transferred to himself!
Someone's acting like him😂 maybe I'm wrong, but I hope I'm not.
If he's too sick to even write a post, then when is the 25th amendment gonna be used. Quadriplegic's can even post...
He's not writing these.
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Our government tried to send a planeful of unaccompanied minors to Guatemala without due process. Fortunately a judge was able to block it before they took off. What fucking monsters the United States has become. Trafficking innocent children. www-cbsnews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.cbsn...
God's will I guess🤷♂️
"Nobody wants to be a cop [in DC]. They were abused. They were spit on." "When you when you say they were abused and spit on, I'm assuming you're talking about January 6th, correct?" "All you guys want to do was bring up J6 about the answer to everything."
Both lies😃
California stepping up.
Trump likes that "epidermis" play about the lady doing her son. People come up to him, tears in their eyes, big people, the biggest people and they say sir, why do you like epidermis, why sir? Why epidermis sir? Why her son sir, did your mom touch you sir? It explains your hatred for woman sir...
That was like 10 mass murders ago...
02/2027
I'm sure he shot a 72.
So the photos we get of the “golf outing” today is a pale and feeble looking one of him getting to a car at the WH and this one of him returning. Nothing from the course.
Republicans did it
You guys Trump is fine. He has been golfing. I got and interview, see.
Cotton gin and the Meth lab.
Must be true if posted on Truth Social… amirite?
Punk-rock cardinal is judging you. 🪶 #birds
Since when does he avoid mouthing off to the cameras.
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Pretty Stephanie, I don't know how you do it🤔 Most woman would be conceited and rude having such a successful career and being so beautiful😍 But I think we all know that you are not most woman, So smart, funny and cute. You persevere with courage and you always make me smile. ty P.S. You're Pretty🥰
He's fading as he deserves to.
He obviously knows where he’s going.
Our TV president is avoiding the TV. Suspicious AF
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Instead of posting the Ten Commandments in public places let’s post the 25th Amendment
RELEASE the EPSTEIN FILES WE ARENT DISTRACTED
I thought it would be funny to give her a mustache trimmer for her birthday, but it seemed mean so I'm gonna wait til Christmas.
So everyone knows, I'm kidding...She has no mustache unless the light hits her just right.
Epstein files
No mustache jokes, I called her Tom Selleck once. Once....
I have to delete this thread now!
Red line
I already tell her she's fat everyday🤷♂️
Biden's fault
Fatality.
Maybe you can visit pretty Stephanie while you're navigating the California hellscape...
I asked my wife for mcdonalds and she decided to get taco bell. For herself😡
Illinois is gonna build a wall and Wisconsin, Indiana, Kentucky, Iowa and Missouri are gonna pay for it!!!
I can't even fake write it. I hate him.
Can you beat these fascist fucks?
Public safety in California is on the rise. Last year, California had the second-lowest homicide rate since at least 1966, decreasing by nearly 12% overall since 2023. We're going to drive that progress forward up and down the state.
Epstein files
SO SAD! CHICAGO'S "HERO" MAYOR JOHNSON JUST TOLD DONNY FASCISTPANTS TO STICK HIS POLICE STATE WHERE THE SUN "DON'T SHINE"! JOHNSON WON'T COMPLY WITH SMELLY DICTATOR DONNY. BOO HOO HOO! MANY ARE THANKING YOUR FAVORITE WRITER, JEFF TIEDRICH (ME!) FOR HIS POST ABOUT IT, WHICH IS HERE —> bit.ly/4lTj5kq
C'mon, let's just give him a chance to settle into the presidency! I think he'll really surprise us and put forward a comprehensive health care plan so our childr😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂hold on😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂ok, so our children can have the future they deserve. He's a good man and😂😂🤣if we have a little faith we will😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
I'm definitely going trick or treating as zombie trump this Halloween.
Illinois is gonna build a wall and Wisconsin, Indiana, Kentucky, Iowa and Missouri are gonna pay for it!!!
WTF are all you commie libs talking about? He looks great!!
What kind of shit human do you have to be to be an ICE or HSA agent at this point?
Republicans are literally covering up for a pedophile ring that their cult leader participated in. Bondi has seen young girls being violated and trafficked and she is lying to protect one of the rapists. No democrats, no transgender people, just the republicans lying to protect the rapists.
"The straw man being put forward is that it's either we have the military or we're going to get our throats cut at night in DC. Is there no middle ground? Do local law enforcement account for nothing? We've got the National Guard GARDENING right now in DC. Is that an efficient use of our resources?"
Not JUST EPSTEIN...
😂 that means he was the one doing the V...🙃
I do not believe for one second he was helping a DV victim before he got into the car crash. I'm going to need proof of that, given his treatment of women in the past.
"None of us know when our bell will toll, but his will ring soon, freeing us all from the troll" me
There's only one way to stop the rumors about Donald Trump's health: a press conference. Why won't he talk to the press, and why isn't the media doggedly demanding it?
Thoughts and prayers