Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) / Redsky

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

If only the tick tocker could spell Illinois correctly 🤪

2/9/2025, 12:30:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 11:19:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Shut the fuck up! Where are the Epstein papers???

1/9/2025, 11:14:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 11:03:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 10:59:17 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 10:49:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Brokeback mountain definitely

1/9/2025, 10:47:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

🤘🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻🤘🏻Worried staffers unionize at Yosemite, Sequoia national parks - Los Angeles Times share.google/8Cjmm8n9js2q...

1/9/2025, 9:33:23 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 9:12:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 9:06:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 5:13:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

1/9/2025, 4:39:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 4:35:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Some beautiful big ass bears getting fat for sleeping! You're welcome. explore.org/livecams/bro...

31/8/2025, 2:24:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Your diaper is full

31/8/2025, 1:29:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly this is from The Phantom Menace

31/8/2025, 1:28:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

WWIII

31/8/2025, 5:03:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Nuke texass

30/8/2025, 9:44:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

I am not a villain and this better fetch double! Darth Vader's iconic lightsaber is up for sale : NPR share.google/CKlDUZ7if8Iy...

30/8/2025, 5:22:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Alright, I'm not gonna lie, Dame Helen Mirren is the most beautiful 80 year old woman on earth.

30/8/2025, 5:19:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

#BirdBlindnessAwareness

30/8/2025, 5:13:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

30/8/2025, 4:04:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair.

30/8/2025, 3:57:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Texass plates

30/8/2025, 3:56:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Great plan! Put all women on Death Row in the convent! You couldn't ask for a worse punishment!

30/8/2025, 3:54:16 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Ya know what I find curious with all these ICE PAB raids? I have yet to see one goddamn raid trying to grab a Latin King, Spanish Cobra or one single MS13 member. Why is that?

30/8/2025, 3:52:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Goddamn I love my city!

30/8/2025, 3:42:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

You seem surprised 🤔

30/8/2025, 3:41:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

You seem surprised 🤔

30/8/2025, 3:40:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

I'm always a day late and a dollar short 🤣 Milwaukee Tool $1M theft, ex-employee investigation: court filings www.yahoo.com/news/article...

30/8/2025, 3:38:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Princess of the Night by Saxon is a song about a mail train. Metal is wild and awesome! 🤣🤘🏻

30/8/2025, 3:16:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Ugh Missouri

30/8/2025, 3:07:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

@thesatanictemplegermany.de can you get Lucien's attention on this?

30/8/2025, 3:02:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

30/8/2025, 3:00:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if the state constitution will buzzsaw this with some savvy environmental lawyers 🤔

30/8/2025, 2:38:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if this will run afoul of the Montana constitution? 🤔

30/8/2025, 2:36:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Good. U.S. court finds most of Trump’s tariffs are illegal : NPR share.google/HnvBHOrFRPsV...

30/8/2025, 12:44:34 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

🤘🏻

30/8/2025, 12:35:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Nuremberg every goddamn one of these PABs 🤬

30/8/2025, 12:30:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

This has absolutely nothing to do with "forest management" and everything to do with a money grab. Feds takes next step in removing protections from 6.4 million acres of Montana’s national forests • Daily Montanan share.google/t8nLg2dCdern...

30/8/2025, 12:21:42 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Clean air helps too

29/8/2025, 6:20:42 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

She knows she's gonna get a shellacking.

29/8/2025, 5:55:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

29/8/2025, 5:50:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Please tell me that someone, somewhere is working their lawyer juju to prevent both of these abhorrent plans! Or a psycho is planning something sinister against the Babbitt family or Trump's entire administration. Yeah, don't @ me, I've never been quite this angry & disgusted with this govt til now

29/8/2025, 5:11:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

🤘🏻

29/8/2025, 4:14:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

He wants her killed, and there was never an assassination attempt on the PAB. Trump cancels Kamala Harris’ Secret Service detail that was extended by undisclosed Biden order | CNN Politics share.google/HqnAhlgq0j0d...

29/8/2025, 2:52:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Debbie does dorks part 2

29/8/2025, 2:32:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Straight into my arteries! 🤣🤘🏻

29/8/2025, 2:22:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Wonderful news!!!! 🤘🏻

29/8/2025, 6:58:26 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

This is gonna work out well. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

29/8/2025, 2:28:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven't either, but I've also never fired my .44 either. I'm saying that with all the PAB hunters having to immediately resort to murder lately, this is the way.

29/8/2025, 1:53:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

This is how it's done! 👇🤘🏻 Bear spray just saved a hiker in Glacier National Park share.google/Qsdnv15MGWnY...

29/8/2025, 1:43:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

This moronic texass twatwaffle best keep Chicago out his goddamn mouth.

29/8/2025, 1:33:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

This is so true. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

29/8/2025, 1:28:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Cowboy fans right now

29/8/2025, 1:24:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

He is 100% correct! Also, Minneapolis only has 435k residents?!?!? I literally had no idea this is possible after sitting in the traffic there. Wow!

28/8/2025, 9:39:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

🤘🏻

28/8/2025, 9:36:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

OMFG! Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

28/8/2025, 9:17:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

WTF is up with republicans? www.wral.com/news/local/s...

28/8/2025, 9:11:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Next the Corps will give full funeral honors to Lee Harvey Oswald

28/8/2025, 9:02:25 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

28/8/2025, 7:53:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

These right wing fuckwits are a scourge on our planet.

28/8/2025, 7:49:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

👇

28/8/2025, 7:41:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty woman

28/8/2025, 7:26:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Goats like apple tree branches! Who knew? Not this Sith Lord!

28/8/2025, 4:21:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the nonstop construction around his 11 homes share.google/ekHFZB3dDe8b...

28/8/2025, 3:50:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he's a Jedi master and meant midi-chlorians!

28/8/2025, 2:24:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

🤘🏻

28/8/2025, 2:22:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘🏻🤙🏻

28/8/2025, 2:21:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Hey @weratedogs.com , is this a 20/10 or what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

28/8/2025, 2:21:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

$50 says they're all from texass.

28/8/2025, 2:18:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

👇🤘🏻

27/8/2025, 11:30:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Every male at that table should have their Man Card permanently revoked post haste! Losers.

27/8/2025, 11:20:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

27/8/2025, 8:32:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

UAINE (@mahtowin1.bsky.social) reposted

Join Michigan Tribal Nations in Opposing the Enbridge #Line5 Tunnel! nativenewsonline.net/environment/...

27/8/2025, 4:17:18 AM | 275 115 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

One flew over the cuckoo's nest obviously

27/8/2025, 8:28:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

27/8/2025, 8:27:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Eat the rich. And fuck the fifth circuit. A Federal Appellate Court Finds the NLRB to Be Unconstitutional - The American Prospect share.google/1rBOQGGX6CO1...

27/8/2025, 8:22:55 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

Illinois taking the lead again!🤘🏻 License plate camera company halts cooperation with federal agencies among investigation concerns - ABC News share.google/vYHJDYVUsFw5...

27/8/2025, 8:18:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

27/8/2025, 3:26:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

I thought they were elk hunters.

27/8/2025, 3:19:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

It was in 06🤣

27/8/2025, 2:14:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

👇🤘🏻

27/8/2025, 2:03:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, but... Can Bringing Back Mammoths Help Stop Climate Change? share.google/2yM220WB9UKC...

27/8/2025, 12:06:52 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

The Great Khan of the Glorious Illinois Khanate JB Pritzker. Again. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

27/8/2025, 12:05:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

www.theatlantic.com/economy/arch...

27/8/2025, 12:00:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

26/8/2025, 11:54:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Same in Montana. Went to CVS and got it free there

26/8/2025, 11:53:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

My bad! And well done with the KITH reference 🤘🏻🤣

26/8/2025, 11:41:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

When did George Santos move to Wyoming and go full drag queen?

26/8/2025, 11:27:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope they're staying hydrated 🤣

26/8/2025, 11:25:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, but which is more realistic? 🤔

26/8/2025, 11:21:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

We need 49 more of the Great Khan of the Glorious Illinois Khanate JB Pritzker! youtu.be/-C5WwkAj3yg?...

26/8/2025, 11:20:09 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

This is me hiding my shrooms on a camping trip 🤪🤣🤘🏻

26/8/2025, 10:52:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

Add drag queen servers and you've got a real plan! 🤘🏻

26/8/2025, 10:48:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

👇🤘🏻

26/8/2025, 10:47:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social)

26/8/2025, 10:45:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

They could save the tundra my dude 🤷‍♂️

26/8/2025, 10:42:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

That's MISTER snuffleupagus, thank you very much! 🤘🏻

26/8/2025, 10:41:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶ (@middleoastbastard.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist... Illustrating The Anal Teeth And Deadly Farts Of Invertebrate Butts share.google/NDr8UAsX72ho...

26/8/2025, 10:34:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Darth Vader, Bass player virtuoso ✶✶✶✶

Posts