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mike dg

@mikedg0.bsky.social

Android Developer. Emerging tech enthusiast. Terrible at Pinball but loving it.

created January 8, 2025

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Didn't a company buy it and get all fucky with the licensing?

1/9/2025, 12:09:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That must be why the spirits are always so angry with him

1/9/2025, 12:04:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes they can, this is the darkest and most evil president we ever had. Also, the president before last was also the darkest and most evil

1/9/2025, 12:03:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If COVID was real why didn't it get an update to COVID 25. It clearly stopped in 2019

31/8/2025, 5:18:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard the dwarves don't even exist until you jump into a level.

31/8/2025, 4:54:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best we can do is capitalist cities, bullet children, and renewable sex slaves

31/8/2025, 4:36:02 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooh is that why everyone is upset at Sydney Sweeney again?

31/8/2025, 4:34:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cis white men probably just have easier access to guns, I bet trans people want to shoot all you dumb asses just as much

31/8/2025, 3:38:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make it interactive and have someone take the ear home

31/8/2025, 1:28:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My great uncle used to work for Topps. This was before Star wars was like suppppper popular, he told me that everyone on the team thought the P stood for penis and just let it fly

31/8/2025, 1:25:56 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then he's still not sure and suspects it got lost in Sam's butt

30/8/2025, 11:13:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I pull my deck out whenever I think someone might want to play with it. I do keep it in plastic though, can't be too safe.

30/8/2025, 11:08:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they eat us from inside out or outside in. If I die because a bunch of beetles out the inside of my ass, I'm fine

30/8/2025, 10:26:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that organ donations don't just go to the highest bidder is pretty uncapitalist

30/8/2025, 7:07:21 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's huge. I love big jugs. Hate how he's always like a normal sized dude in the movies

30/8/2025, 4:44:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He cheated even worse. He stole from his family to become a billionaire. He should earn it through the stress of exploitation!

30/8/2025, 12:43:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that the cracker barrel logo is back, is Gulf of Mexico getting its name back?

29/8/2025, 6:48:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America's gulf or mexicos gulf?

29/8/2025, 6:47:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When was Trump the lesser of two evils?

29/8/2025, 4:45:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. I'm voting for the other bigoted piece of shit who hates the unhoused, and hates the blacks, and hates the browns, and hates women.

29/8/2025, 4:45:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You need a horrible person to beat a horrible person. People can really behind their peers!

29/8/2025, 4:43:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chat GPT has fixed it. I made sure to pee on a data center to offset the water usage.

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29/8/2025, 4:40:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too woke. I hope the red hats come after you

29/8/2025, 4:27:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This avengers doomsday marketing is so weird

29/8/2025, 11:44:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You get 10 cards unlimited mana turn 1. After 3 turns the game ends in a draw. You can't lose by mill unless your hand is empty too. Players have 7 life and can discard a card for 1 more life. They can discard to destroy a creature, they can discard to put a 10/10 mouse rabbit into play with nfect 7

28/8/2025, 11:55:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only way to stop a bad guy with a presidency is another bad guy with a presidency

28/8/2025, 10:29:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"the trans people are mentally deranged unlike us perfectly normal God fearing Christians. Thoughts and prayers to all the families affected by the recent shootings. Remember God has a plan!"

28/8/2025, 4:38:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If vaccines were safe then why does my dog bark at them so much? He's a good judge of character. Like EVs if too many people used their vaccines at once the grid would go down

28/8/2025, 11:47:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but what if someone tries to overthrow a democratic election or tries to illegally detain thousands of people. How will America fight back without guns?

28/8/2025, 10:17:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, but at least when you realize a game was removed from your steam library and you don't know when or why that happened, you don't have to worry that it may have been used in a crime.

28/8/2025, 9:34:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When's the last time you and five other friends got together in a circle and cried together? That's an experience that will never be forgotten until the day you die. That bond transcends politics, gender, religion. We can have that experience with a little bit of plague and famine. /s

28/8/2025, 9:31:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Less people on the workforce means out lower income people can score better jobs. If you need a vaccine are you really worth saving? Have you tried being a little bit selfish just once? Not everything has to be about the greater good. /s

28/8/2025, 9:25:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instagram vintage photography? Are you stupid?

28/8/2025, 9:23:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I was in Congress I tried to pass a bill that gave little people a small hobbit hole to live in every bathroom of the United states. They were to be the stewards of clean bathrooms and given sovereignty over how to enforce that. The Republicans canceled my bill claiming it was communism

28/8/2025, 9:21:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a distraction, you get dog and ponies or you get lists of pedophiles

27/8/2025, 4:30:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make sure you pee on your sister so Adonis is max confusion

27/8/2025, 2:58:24 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but they cater to that contingent who likes bad bland food very well at least until they become woke. A flat simple logo is too spicy

27/8/2025, 9:30:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snyder's Superman would be blasted those monkeys with his gray eyes even through the kryptonite poisoning.

27/8/2025, 8:53:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only a few more days until Mans Best Friend, I hope it's for some cool horror vibes

27/8/2025, 8:48:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make ot anti woke. Dorothy tells the lion "fuck your feelings", wicked witch is black because they woked up wicked so much, tin man is an athlete in great jeans, the scarecrow gets shot by Kristi Noem. Dorothy is a 15 y/o trad wife who just starts baking for an old munchkin man when she lands.

27/8/2025, 8:46:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How is snoopdogg supposed to explain the ending of sleep away camp to jos grandchildren!

27/8/2025, 2:27:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, whoever did the dogs hair should never be allowed on a movie set. The thing looked worse than most stray dogs. I've seen homeless people with better looking dogs.

27/8/2025, 2:13:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idiocracy meets Panic Room. I don't know how nobody on either side of the door decided to try the latch.

27/8/2025, 2:11:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Called it

26/8/2025, 11:53:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But how do they make babies

24/8/2025, 11:11:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How very woke of you to say something like that

24/8/2025, 11:10:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She doesn't look like she hates anything in the left pic

24/8/2025, 10:11:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought the last level and final boss fight was absolutely terrible and greatly harmed the game. Bit I also came off finishing split fiction before this and that has one of the best of not beat final levels and bosses

24/8/2025, 4:36:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donkey kongza vs slime ramcher

24/8/2025, 4:33:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm surprised Trump hasn't deported Terry crews so he won't have competition the next eelction

24/8/2025, 4:30:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are taking one for nobody if you don't go for the lesser evil. This isn't like buying a car where you have a thousand choices and can make an independent choice and have it be helpful.

24/8/2025, 11:39:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He named him dingus, but the nurse at the hospital was like "that's dumb" so he thought about Ningus but it was too close to Norman, and then he was like what comes after N, M! He was wrong but I guess it's better than Oingus anyway

24/8/2025, 11:35:25 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The left lost their minds to with newsoms tweets

24/8/2025, 11:32:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harness the power of ocean tides to create tidal waves!

24/8/2025, 11:31:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yolo toomassey!

23/8/2025, 6:40:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sure looks like he's been goblin crackers

23/8/2025, 6:39:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Transformers movie

23/8/2025, 5:33:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They see completely around themselves. There's no reason to be hesitant

23/8/2025, 4:02:18 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Metropolis Meteors

23/8/2025, 4:01:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes you do

23/8/2025, 12:40:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this something that magically changes many times?

23/8/2025, 12:16:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's august

23/8/2025, 12:15:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe America just needs a BJ

23/8/2025, 11:07:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop cutting through bone?

23/8/2025, 11:04:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like a cool gathering

23/8/2025, 11:03:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know what this is but if it's a flood simulator where you basement floods and you can't do anything but sit on the stairs and press a button to cry then I'm out

23/8/2025, 11:03:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just watched a documentary where he admitted to killing dozens of people, only some of which may have deserved it but wouldn't elaborate. That's not a guy who belongs in the good guy gang.

23/8/2025, 11:02:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can have a balanced sane take on anything on the internet.

23/8/2025, 11:00:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would you say this, ICE is just gonna go pick him up again. Smh

22/8/2025, 7:55:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope you had nothing to do with the cracker barrel rebrand. Where did the old man go? Did you put his body in the barrel and dump it in the ocean? Nobody has seen that man in days

22/8/2025, 7:45:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of this is such a great editing why didn't it win a tiny or Grammy for editing?

22/8/2025, 7:44:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"we are turning them into food. Is that what you want to hear?"

21/8/2025, 9:47:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro if you wanna dwell on slavery so much I'll slave you right now. If you aren't gonna give credit for the lack of slaving in modern America than you should just be slaved. When's the last time you saw a slave that wasn't on prison or a sex slave? Has to be at least thirty maybe even forty years

21/8/2025, 9:37:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They weren't trying to pay off the reporter you dummies. It was meant for someone more important

21/8/2025, 8:06:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like you use Uber a lot or have friends or use mass transportation?

21/8/2025, 5:19:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is there a 14rd paper?

21/8/2025, 5:04:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does he poop?

20/8/2025, 9:48:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he is the antichrist, he has made me a believer

20/8/2025, 5:37:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He ain't got no feet anymore and they replaced Hawkguy with Hawkgirl so He's got t make money

20/8/2025, 3:47:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's the d stand for?

20/8/2025, 10:41:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was quick. Thanks!

20/8/2025, 12:59:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Signed up. How do I get the code

20/8/2025, 12:39:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's charismatic, could he be the antichrist? Do you want to risk that come November?

19/8/2025, 5:27:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The white one with gold lettering is fire. Trump's next campaign song should be Golden by the KPOP Demon 👿 Hunters.

19/8/2025, 12:18:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not transmitted, it was created. Like when. You mix bleach and ammonia you make bad shit. Missing horse and dog sweet and yeet makes bad shit.

19/8/2025, 12:17:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 10:49:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do not let your dogs have sex with pony's, that's how COVID 19 was amde

19/8/2025, 10:44:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Atog

19/8/2025, 10:24:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Norway in hell he gets a Nobel legitimately

19/8/2025, 10:20:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait for sonic spiball the movie

19/8/2025, 10:15:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So smelly

19/8/2025, 1:13:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zohran won't save us from Galactus, Cuomo will

18/8/2025, 10:14:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spiderthing? Or lord of the thing

18/8/2025, 12:28:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imax didn't add anything to it for me

17/8/2025, 11:35:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The other day everyone was freaking out that a parent lost track of their kid for 7 minutes and they drowned. It's basically you suck at parenting for being. A helicopter parent if they don't die and you suck at parenting for not being a helicopter parent if they do die

17/8/2025, 1:51:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought he survived Tusk but it's been a while

17/8/2025, 11:25:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All labor where people care is skilled. Asking everyone to care about making pizza is a huge ask, asking customers to care about how chain pizza is made, is a huge ask.

16/8/2025, 10:31:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It already doesn't matter, the files are the distraction

16/8/2025, 10:29:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Epstein files are the distraction. Everything else is more important and impactful

16/8/2025, 10:29:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus man, live life. Don't be a damn bookmark.

15/8/2025, 2:00:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view