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Didn't a company buy it and get all fucky with the licensing?
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Didn't a company buy it and get all fucky with the licensing?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
That must be why the spirits are always so angry with him
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes they can, this is the darkest and most evil president we ever had. Also, the president before last was also the darkest and most evil
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
If COVID was real why didn't it get an update to COVID 25. It clearly stopped in 2019
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard the dwarves don't even exist until you jump into a level.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Best we can do is capitalist cities, bullet children, and renewable sex slaves
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh is that why everyone is upset at Sydney Sweeney again?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Cis white men probably just have easier access to guns, I bet trans people want to shoot all you dumb asses just as much
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Make it interactive and have someone take the ear home
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
My great uncle used to work for Topps. This was before Star wars was like suppppper popular, he told me that everyone on the team thought the P stood for penis and just let it fly
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
And then he's still not sure and suspects it got lost in Sam's butt
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
I pull my deck out whenever I think someone might want to play with it. I do keep it in plastic though, can't be too safe.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they eat us from inside out or outside in. If I die because a bunch of beetles out the inside of my ass, I'm fine
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that organ donations don't just go to the highest bidder is pretty uncapitalist
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
He's huge. I love big jugs. Hate how he's always like a normal sized dude in the movies
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
He cheated even worse. He stole from his family to become a billionaire. He should earn it through the stress of exploitation!
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social)
Now that the cracker barrel logo is back, is Gulf of Mexico getting its name back?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
America's gulf or mexicos gulf?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
When was Trump the lesser of two evils?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. I'm voting for the other bigoted piece of shit who hates the unhoused, and hates the blacks, and hates the browns, and hates women.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
You need a horrible person to beat a horrible person. People can really behind their peers!
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Chat GPT has fixed it. I made sure to pee on a data center to offset the water usage.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Too woke. I hope the red hats come after you
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
This avengers doomsday marketing is so weird
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
You get 10 cards unlimited mana turn 1. After 3 turns the game ends in a draw. You can't lose by mill unless your hand is empty too. Players have 7 life and can discard a card for 1 more life. They can discard to destroy a creature, they can discard to put a 10/10 mouse rabbit into play with nfect 7
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
The only way to stop a bad guy with a presidency is another bad guy with a presidency
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
"the trans people are mentally deranged unlike us perfectly normal God fearing Christians. Thoughts and prayers to all the families affected by the recent shootings. Remember God has a plan!"
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
If vaccines were safe then why does my dog bark at them so much? He's a good judge of character. Like EVs if too many people used their vaccines at once the grid would go down
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but what if someone tries to overthrow a democratic election or tries to illegally detain thousands of people. How will America fight back without guns?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but at least when you realize a game was removed from your steam library and you don't know when or why that happened, you don't have to worry that it may have been used in a crime.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
When's the last time you and five other friends got together in a circle and cried together? That's an experience that will never be forgotten until the day you die. That bond transcends politics, gender, religion. We can have that experience with a little bit of plague and famine. /s
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Less people on the workforce means out lower income people can score better jobs. If you need a vaccine are you really worth saving? Have you tried being a little bit selfish just once? Not everything has to be about the greater good. /s
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Instagram vintage photography? Are you stupid?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was in Congress I tried to pass a bill that gave little people a small hobbit hole to live in every bathroom of the United states. They were to be the stewards of clean bathrooms and given sovereignty over how to enforce that. The Republicans canceled my bill claiming it was communism
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a distraction, you get dog and ponies or you get lists of pedophiles
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Make sure you pee on your sister so Adonis is max confusion
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but they cater to that contingent who likes bad bland food very well at least until they become woke. A flat simple logo is too spicy
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Snyder's Superman would be blasted those monkeys with his gray eyes even through the kryptonite poisoning.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Only a few more days until Mans Best Friend, I hope it's for some cool horror vibes
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Make ot anti woke. Dorothy tells the lion "fuck your feelings", wicked witch is black because they woked up wicked so much, tin man is an athlete in great jeans, the scarecrow gets shot by Kristi Noem. Dorothy is a 15 y/o trad wife who just starts baking for an old munchkin man when she lands.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
How is snoopdogg supposed to explain the ending of sleep away camp to jos grandchildren!
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, whoever did the dogs hair should never be allowed on a movie set. The thing looked worse than most stray dogs. I've seen homeless people with better looking dogs.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Idiocracy meets Panic Room. I don't know how nobody on either side of the door decided to try the latch.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Called it
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
But how do they make babies
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
How very woke of you to say something like that
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
She doesn't look like she hates anything in the left pic
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the last level and final boss fight was absolutely terrible and greatly harmed the game. Bit I also came off finishing split fiction before this and that has one of the best of not beat final levels and bosses
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Donkey kongza vs slime ramcher
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm surprised Trump hasn't deported Terry crews so he won't have competition the next eelction
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
You are taking one for nobody if you don't go for the lesser evil. This isn't like buying a car where you have a thousand choices and can make an independent choice and have it be helpful.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
He named him dingus, but the nurse at the hospital was like "that's dumb" so he thought about Ningus but it was too close to Norman, and then he was like what comes after N, M! He was wrong but I guess it's better than Oingus anyway
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
The left lost their minds to with newsoms tweets
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Harness the power of ocean tides to create tidal waves!
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
yolo toomassey!
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
He sure looks like he's been goblin crackers
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Transformers movie
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
They see completely around themselves. There's no reason to be hesitant
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Metropolis Meteors
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes you do
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this something that magically changes many times?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
It's august
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe America just needs a BJ
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop cutting through bone?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a cool gathering
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know what this is but if it's a flood simulator where you basement floods and you can't do anything but sit on the stairs and press a button to cry then I'm out
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
I just watched a documentary where he admitted to killing dozens of people, only some of which may have deserved it but wouldn't elaborate. That's not a guy who belongs in the good guy gang.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
You can have a balanced sane take on anything on the internet.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would you say this, ICE is just gonna go pick him up again. Smh
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you had nothing to do with the cracker barrel rebrand. Where did the old man go? Did you put his body in the barrel and dump it in the ocean? Nobody has seen that man in days
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Of this is such a great editing why didn't it win a tiny or Grammy for editing?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
"we are turning them into food. Is that what you want to hear?"
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro if you wanna dwell on slavery so much I'll slave you right now. If you aren't gonna give credit for the lack of slaving in modern America than you should just be slaved. When's the last time you saw a slave that wasn't on prison or a sex slave? Has to be at least thirty maybe even forty years
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
They weren't trying to pay off the reporter you dummies. It was meant for someone more important
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Like you use Uber a lot or have friends or use mass transportation?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a 14rd paper?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he poop?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe he is the antichrist, he has made me a believer
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
He ain't got no feet anymore and they replaced Hawkguy with Hawkgirl so He's got t make money
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the d stand for?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
That was quick. Thanks!
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Signed up. How do I get the code
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
He's charismatic, could he be the antichrist? Do you want to risk that come November?
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
The white one with gold lettering is fire. Trump's next campaign song should be Golden by the KPOP Demon 👿 Hunters.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not transmitted, it was created. Like when. You mix bleach and ammonia you make bad shit. Missing horse and dog sweet and yeet makes bad shit.
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mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Do not let your dogs have sex with pony's, that's how COVID 19 was amde
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Atog
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Norway in hell he gets a Nobel legitimately
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait for sonic spiball the movie
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
So smelly
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Zohran won't save us from Galactus, Cuomo will
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Spiderthing? Or lord of the thing
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Imax didn't add anything to it for me
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
The other day everyone was freaking out that a parent lost track of their kid for 7 minutes and they drowned. It's basically you suck at parenting for being. A helicopter parent if they don't die and you suck at parenting for not being a helicopter parent if they do die
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought he survived Tusk but it's been a while
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
All labor where people care is skilled. Asking everyone to care about making pizza is a huge ask, asking customers to care about how chain pizza is made, is a huge ask.
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
It already doesn't matter, the files are the distraction
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein files are the distraction. Everything else is more important and impactful
mike dg (@mikedg0.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus man, live life. Don't be a damn bookmark.