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Mike Maples

@mikemaples.bsky.social

Art is the curation of accidents. Screenwriter, working in LA. Oregon Duck.

created October 17, 2024

1,097 followers 937 following 1,859 posts

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Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

What does Disney have to say? They have a bit of a horse in this race.

4/9/2025, 11:59:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Same as it ever was.

4/9/2025, 11:25:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

I reckon 90% of his base couldn’t pass the current one and neither could he.

4/9/2025, 11:23:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

And so fucking quickly. I blame SCOTUS and Congress for giving him a blank check. His awful cabinet is his revenge.

4/9/2025, 7:15:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Well then I’ll just go out and trademark Gravity and Entropy.

4/9/2025, 7:05:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Finnegan’s Wakeup.

4/9/2025, 6:58:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

💯

4/9/2025, 6:54:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💙Matthew U.💙 (@match74.bsky.social) reposted

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4/9/2025, 12:08:24 AM | 96 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

4/9/2025, 6:42:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s your boy, Rand. Y’all need to yank his leash or STFU.

4/9/2025, 6:39:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

I haven’t missed Paramount+ since I dumped it, one single bit. Try it. Save yourself 12 bucks a month for a service you probably seldom use.

4/9/2025, 6:36:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

…”That would ban transgender individuals IT classifies as mentally ill.” The DOJ gets to decide who’s mentally ill. So unless you were being facetious, you’re being naive.

4/9/2025, 6:17:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Food for thought.

4/9/2025, 4:20:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Shitbirds, want in one hand and shit in the other and see which Trump crypto scam collapses first. Oh, and the get to heaven was a joke.

4/9/2025, 2:03:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s shit on and made enemies of all our allies and what does he get? Shunned by Dictatorville’s big three. Sad.

3/9/2025, 8:27:43 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a win!

3/9/2025, 8:16:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

This De Minaur/Alliasime match is insanely good.

3/9/2025, 7:49:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

It is absolutely not a shit sandwich. It’s the healthy choice, superfood sandwich

3/9/2025, 7:46:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

And the absolutely correct way to frame it.

3/9/2025, 7:43:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted

It doesn’t matter if you feed your kids organic foods, MAHA moms. It doesn’t matter if you lift every day, bro. It doesn’t matter how many supplements you consume. When polio, diphtheria, measles, mumps, and whooping cough come a calling, all that matters is if you are vaccinated or not.

3/9/2025, 6:08:05 PM | 5963 1811 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s really feeling that way, Mark.

3/9/2025, 7:28:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not like the content got better.

3/9/2025, 7:23:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

Let’s face it folks, at some point the real Epstein files will see the light of day. That’s why Trump is racing against the clock to put the military in every city in America. That’s how fucking bad his crimes against children are.

3/9/2025, 7:20:06 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rebecca Solnit (@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social) reposted

This polarization is going to produce some pretty dramatic statistics pretty soon.

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3/9/2025, 6:48:12 PM | 1098 215 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

I’m 100% jealous.

3/9/2025, 7:08:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Scocca (@tomscocca.bsky.social) reposted

Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted

3/9/2025, 2:55:56 AM | 12435 3664 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

That this was approved through the chain of command suggests we should very much worry about the chain of command.

3/9/2025, 6:22:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Atrios (@eschatonblog.com) reposted

i see today's distraction from kitchen table issues is the president ordering murder

3/9/2025, 2:32:58 PM | 893 171 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

Fine, blue states can issue a quarantine notice on anyone traveling to, or from Florida for any reason.

3/9/2025, 6:14:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

Right. Fucking. On.

3/9/2025, 5:30:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

So it’s not just woke that dies in Florida now kids are on the list.

3/9/2025, 5:12:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Department of war indeed.

3/9/2025, 3:58:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

People like her kids are why we have parachutes and airplanes.

3/9/2025, 3:54:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Every single GOP enabler and the morons who vote for them.

3/9/2025, 3:50:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

More evidence of what truly animates the GOP.

3/9/2025, 3:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If your president spends all his days trying to get around the law and circumvent the constitution, you need a better president.

3/9/2025, 11:34:43 AM | 942 153 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

This will further degrade our readiness and more than likely is one of the “to do” demands Putin gave him when they met. Every move he makes is in furtherance of Putin’s desires. I wish, maybe naively, that the Intelligence community, or a whistleblower from within would spill the beans on him.

2/9/2025, 9:53:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

That and it sounds like something I’d very much like to see. You’ll find a home.

2/9/2025, 8:20:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Green light limbo sucks because the principals that can get a movie greenlit don’t have a year long window to wait. Sorry, hombre.

2/9/2025, 8:16:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

A B-12 shot in the ass, two rails of Adderall, some oxygen and a half hour fluids drip and he can word salad for a solid hour before heading back to the hyperbaric chamber.

2/9/2025, 8:11:12 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

Trump to hold press conference to announce that he is the Paraclete of Gabork.

2/9/2025, 6:09:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t really need her statement, what went down is simply the opposite of whatever Rudy say’s happened.

2/9/2025, 6:06:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

This will make you smile.

2/9/2025, 4:23:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

How do you eradicate MAGA, you field superior candidates.

2/9/2025, 4:21:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Epstein Survivors Press Conference Sept 3rd, 10:30 a.m. ET Tune in to support them.

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2/9/2025, 3:10:27 PM | 18166 7237 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Well look at that. I’ll keep mine as well.

2/9/2025, 4:13:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

Bluesky is especially rich in oddities today.

2/9/2025, 4:12:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

I can’t even…🤦🏻‍♂️

2/9/2025, 4:10:34 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

When the China/Russia/India triumvirate decides to exert its influence over the U.S. and by that I mean destroy us, these bullshit culture wars are really gonna feel insignificant.

2/9/2025, 4:05:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

Love this.

2/9/2025, 4:02:04 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

More in the daily drip, drip, drip of evidence that Trump has fucked the U.S. on the international stage. What a disaster he is.

2/9/2025, 4:01:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

India wanted to be a strong ally & trading partner - Trump fucked it up. China wanted good relations - Trump fucked it up. Putin would like nothing more than to destroy the US - Trump embraced him instead and Putin quickly double-crossed him. Now they’re all teaming up.

1/9/2025, 11:26:04 PM | 883 190 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s just cold, man.

2/9/2025, 3:19:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

The second we stop we are no longer the United States and we would be to blame. Even though it would be an extraordinary negotiation starter. Maybe, we do a test run on Mississippi. Hey Tate, we’re turning off the tap. Wuh wuh wuh whaaaaat?

2/9/2025, 1:27:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Make this an issue, Steve.

2/9/2025, 1:24:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

My id says yes, but there are so many good folks who will be hurt by the absence of it. However. Let’s use it as a tool to get the conversation going about what happens when we do, because red states have no idea how fucked they would be. Come on Dems, message this shit all day long.

2/9/2025, 1:22:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

These are the things that keep me up at night. Thank you for your service.

2/9/2025, 1:17:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

THIS is the future of the resistance. Listen up people who care and those who don’t because we lost democracy cos you didn’t vote. I won’t call you an asshole. I’ll ask you to be an ally in getting back all that is good about this country. Just go vote, before they drag all of us from our homes.

2/9/2025, 1:14:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s beautiful.

2/9/2025, 1:06:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, Jen. It’s her 4th quincienerra. She’s Mexicanita. We went for the oldest trees on earth next to the bristlecone pines.

2/9/2025, 1:04:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

My wife on her 60th agrees with you. 💕

2/9/2025, 12:33:16 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

I’ve been in a union, (WGAE) for thirty years and it has been so beneficial to me, mine and my health that I can’t imagine a world without unions.

2/9/2025, 12:28:01 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Not serious enough!

2/9/2025, 12:21:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure who’s ass you pulled this out of, but Russia is about as prepared for a conventional conflict with the U.S. as (choose your failed petrol state) Nigeria? bsky.app/profile/chad... Does the ACTUAL Anonymous group know you’re using their moniker to say stupid things?

2/9/2025, 12:19:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Not even a little bit. 🙌🏻

1/9/2025, 8:14:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

His death, right?

1/9/2025, 8:12:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted

Bluesky got Trump to spend all weekend trying to prove he wasn't dead, and the Giuliani jokes yesterday were spectacularly funny so I don't know what anyone is talking about, this place has the juice and you're doing it wrong if you aren't having as much fun on here as some of us are!

1/9/2025, 6:30:48 PM | 192 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

Perfection.

1/9/2025, 6:34:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

I can only follow once. Sorry.

1/9/2025, 4:41:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Look, he’s descended from the finest genes imaginable…

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31/8/2025, 11:49:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

He posts shit like this all the time as if people will suddenly think, fuck the Epstein files, we’re hot!

31/8/2025, 11:44:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe a large portion of white, male, school shooters who chicken out just grow up to be ICE “officers.”

31/8/2025, 11:42:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

“Starts with a whisper…”

31/8/2025, 11:39:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "How" (@myoneandonlykat.bsky.social) reposted

My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires. When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.

31/8/2025, 7:56:42 PM | 8973 1249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Former NYC Mayor and Disgraced Trump Toady Nailed In Drunk Driving Incident…is what it should say.

31/8/2025, 11:35:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

What a shot! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

31/8/2025, 11:30:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone know where Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss were at the time? Rumor has it he had a burn mark on his right hand that resembled the words, “Pay up bitch!”

31/8/2025, 11:26:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Judd Legum (@juddlegum.bsky.social) reposted

You may want to disclose that this was written not by a user of Substack, but by the CEO of Beehiiv, a Substack competitor. It is also highly misleading. Substack is pushing people to subscribe directly to publications and NOT through the Apple.

31/8/2025, 11:11:29 PM | 302 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

Fatality.

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31/8/2025, 10:34:15 PM | 19458 4295 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

🧑‍🍳 💋 👌

31/8/2025, 11:13:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

I kid you not, I’m almost certain I saw this post a couple weeks ago. I remember thinking why is he posting about this. I wish I knew how to find this. This is not Deja vu.

31/8/2025, 8:07:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

M-orons A-re G-overning A-merica shorturl.at/Y5yPL

31/8/2025, 6:49:06 PM | 8907 1596 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

“I had to get it on. She was gonna make a move.” - Waingro

31/8/2025, 7:20:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

The party of roll back, take away and destroy. It’s all they ever do when in power.

31/8/2025, 7:15:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds peachy.

31/8/2025, 4:39:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

Where the hell is Steve Bannon?

30/8/2025, 10:31:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

💯

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30/8/2025, 8:32:24 PM | 1476 467 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

😂 Love it.

30/8/2025, 7:19:19 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

That’ll make em think twice.

30/8/2025, 7:10:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

What an absolutely putz.

30/8/2025, 6:59:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

Yes, more please.

30/8/2025, 6:56:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Because he’s a fuckin’ Shankapotomus.

30/8/2025, 6:39:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sharonfisher68.bsky.social (@sharonfisher68.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 11:23:07 AM | 915 482 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Madonna Lennon (@madonnalennon.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

He felt five minutes of pure dopamine power after writing this then went back to Call Of Duty.

29/8/2025, 10:19:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)

Oop$

29/8/2025, 10:12:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought Eva Braun died in the bunker with Hitler.

29/8/2025, 8:20:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

We’re going backwards so fast. There has to be a way to put on the brakes.

29/8/2025, 8:13:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted

Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.

28/8/2025, 2:12:51 PM | 11103 5951 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump put her in the job because Putin told him to. Her mission is to destroy the U.S. intelligence apparatus from inside. Plain and simple.

28/8/2025, 6:31:13 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view