Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
What does Disney have to say? They have a bit of a horse in this race.
Art is the curation of accidents. Screenwriter, working in LA. Oregon Duck.
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view profile on Bluesky Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
What does Disney have to say? They have a bit of a horse in this race.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Same as it ever was.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
I reckon 90% of his base couldn’t pass the current one and neither could he.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
And so fucking quickly. I blame SCOTUS and Congress for giving him a blank check. His awful cabinet is his revenge.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Well then I’ll just go out and trademark Gravity and Entropy.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Finnegan’s Wakeup.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
💯
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s your boy, Rand. Y’all need to yank his leash or STFU.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
I haven’t missed Paramount+ since I dumped it, one single bit. Try it. Save yourself 12 bucks a month for a service you probably seldom use.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
…”That would ban transgender individuals IT classifies as mentally ill.” The DOJ gets to decide who’s mentally ill. So unless you were being facetious, you’re being naive.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Food for thought.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Shitbirds, want in one hand and shit in the other and see which Trump crypto scam collapses first. Oh, and the get to heaven was a joke.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s shit on and made enemies of all our allies and what does he get? Shunned by Dictatorville’s big three. Sad.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a win!
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
This De Minaur/Alliasime match is insanely good.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
It is absolutely not a shit sandwich. It’s the healthy choice, superfood sandwich
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
And the absolutely correct way to frame it.
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted
It doesn’t matter if you feed your kids organic foods, MAHA moms. It doesn’t matter if you lift every day, bro. It doesn’t matter how many supplements you consume. When polio, diphtheria, measles, mumps, and whooping cough come a calling, all that matters is if you are vaccinated or not.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s really feeling that way, Mark.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not like the content got better.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
Let’s face it folks, at some point the real Epstein files will see the light of day. That’s why Trump is racing against the clock to put the military in every city in America. That’s how fucking bad his crimes against children are.
Rebecca Solnit (@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social) reposted
This polarization is going to produce some pretty dramatic statistics pretty soon.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
I’m 100% jealous.
Tom Scocca (@tomscocca.bsky.social) reposted
Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
That this was approved through the chain of command suggests we should very much worry about the chain of command.
Atrios (@eschatonblog.com) reposted
i see today's distraction from kitchen table issues is the president ordering murder
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
Fine, blue states can issue a quarantine notice on anyone traveling to, or from Florida for any reason.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
Right. Fucking. On.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
So it’s not just woke that dies in Florida now kids are on the list.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Department of war indeed.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
People like her kids are why we have parachutes and airplanes.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Every single GOP enabler and the morons who vote for them.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
More evidence of what truly animates the GOP.
Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If your president spends all his days trying to get around the law and circumvent the constitution, you need a better president.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
This will further degrade our readiness and more than likely is one of the “to do” demands Putin gave him when they met. Every move he makes is in furtherance of Putin’s desires. I wish, maybe naively, that the Intelligence community, or a whistleblower from within would spill the beans on him.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
That and it sounds like something I’d very much like to see. You’ll find a home.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Green light limbo sucks because the principals that can get a movie greenlit don’t have a year long window to wait. Sorry, hombre.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
A B-12 shot in the ass, two rails of Adderall, some oxygen and a half hour fluids drip and he can word salad for a solid hour before heading back to the hyperbaric chamber.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
Trump to hold press conference to announce that he is the Paraclete of Gabork.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t really need her statement, what went down is simply the opposite of whatever Rudy say’s happened.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
This will make you smile.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
How do you eradicate MAGA, you field superior candidates.
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
Epstein Survivors Press Conference Sept 3rd, 10:30 a.m. ET Tune in to support them.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Well look at that. I’ll keep mine as well.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
Bluesky is especially rich in oddities today.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
I can’t even…🤦🏻♂️
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
When the China/Russia/India triumvirate decides to exert its influence over the U.S. and by that I mean destroy us, these bullshit culture wars are really gonna feel insignificant.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
Love this.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
More in the daily drip, drip, drip of evidence that Trump has fucked the U.S. on the international stage. What a disaster he is.
Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
India wanted to be a strong ally & trading partner - Trump fucked it up. China wanted good relations - Trump fucked it up. Putin would like nothing more than to destroy the US - Trump embraced him instead and Putin quickly double-crossed him. Now they’re all teaming up.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s just cold, man.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
The second we stop we are no longer the United States and we would be to blame. Even though it would be an extraordinary negotiation starter. Maybe, we do a test run on Mississippi. Hey Tate, we’re turning off the tap. Wuh wuh wuh whaaaaat?
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Make this an issue, Steve.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
My id says yes, but there are so many good folks who will be hurt by the absence of it. However. Let’s use it as a tool to get the conversation going about what happens when we do, because red states have no idea how fucked they would be. Come on Dems, message this shit all day long.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
These are the things that keep me up at night. Thank you for your service.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS is the future of the resistance. Listen up people who care and those who don’t because we lost democracy cos you didn’t vote. I won’t call you an asshole. I’ll ask you to be an ally in getting back all that is good about this country. Just go vote, before they drag all of us from our homes.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s beautiful.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, Jen. It’s her 4th quincienerra. She’s Mexicanita. We went for the oldest trees on earth next to the bristlecone pines.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
My wife on her 60th agrees with you. 💕
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
I’ve been in a union, (WGAE) for thirty years and it has been so beneficial to me, mine and my health that I can’t imagine a world without unions.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Not serious enough!
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure who’s ass you pulled this out of, but Russia is about as prepared for a conventional conflict with the U.S. as (choose your failed petrol state) Nigeria? bsky.app/profile/chad... Does the ACTUAL Anonymous group know you’re using their moniker to say stupid things?
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Not even a little bit. 🙌🏻
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
His death, right?
Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted
Bluesky got Trump to spend all weekend trying to prove he wasn't dead, and the Giuliani jokes yesterday were spectacularly funny so I don't know what anyone is talking about, this place has the juice and you're doing it wrong if you aren't having as much fun on here as some of us are!
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
Perfection.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
I can only follow once. Sorry.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, he’s descended from the finest genes imaginable…
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
He posts shit like this all the time as if people will suddenly think, fuck the Epstein files, we’re hot!
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe a large portion of white, male, school shooters who chicken out just grow up to be ICE “officers.”
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
“Starts with a whisper…”
"How" (@myoneandonlykat.bsky.social) reposted
My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires. When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Former NYC Mayor and Disgraced Trump Toady Nailed In Drunk Driving Incident…is what it should say.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
What a shot! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone know where Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss were at the time? Rumor has it he had a burn mark on his right hand that resembled the words, “Pay up bitch!”
Judd Legum (@juddlegum.bsky.social) reposted
You may want to disclose that this was written not by a user of Substack, but by the CEO of Beehiiv, a Substack competitor. It is also highly misleading. Substack is pushing people to subscribe directly to publications and NOT through the Apple.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
🧑🍳 💋 👌
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
I kid you not, I’m almost certain I saw this post a couple weeks ago. I remember thinking why is he posting about this. I wish I knew how to find this. This is not Deja vu.
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
M-orons A-re G-overning A-merica shorturl.at/Y5yPL
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
“I had to get it on. She was gonna make a move.” - Waingro
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
The party of roll back, take away and destroy. It’s all they ever do when in power.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds peachy.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
Where the hell is Steve Bannon?
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
😂 Love it.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
That’ll make em think twice.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
What an absolutely putz.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
Yes, more please.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Because he’s a fuckin’ Shankapotomus.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
He felt five minutes of pure dopamine power after writing this then went back to Call Of Duty.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social)
Oop$
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought Eva Braun died in the bunker with Hitler.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re going backwards so fast. There has to be a way to put on the brakes.
Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.
Mike Maples (@mikemaples.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump put her in the job because Putin told him to. Her mission is to destroy the U.S. intelligence apparatus from inside. Plain and simple.