Our billionaire President put an airline lobbyist in charge of the Department of Transportation. So no, this is not a surprise.
I feel like the Joker throwing that broken pool cue in front of all the social media sites right now.
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Our billionaire President put an airline lobbyist in charge of the Department of Transportation. So no, this is not a surprise.
The Operation Jade Helm uproar was a confession.
Did he destroy one of his own horcruxes?
Much like the Greek Fates shared an eye, all 20 of the Fox News hosts share the same single brain cell.
Woah! He might have to pay like $3 in taxes on that.
We could literally pay the unhoused population to do this with food and housing and it would be cheaper and do a better job of solving actual problems.
Only Yes or No questions.
He stopped to give her mouth-to-mouth. She had been drinking. That's why Giuliani (who has never drank) had a blood alcohol level of .30%.
I wonder how much of a percent decline there would be in mass shootings if we banned guns. 🤔
Bookmarking this for when Democrats are back in power. We're sending in everyone to liberate Oklahoma from the GOP Taliban.
Paint it black.
So, when does Faux News start playing "Swan Lake"?
I want Gaddafi-style pictures and videos.
Ah, yes... The "rules" they continue to use only to repress minorities.
Barbie called it.
Just give Trump an empty box and tell him they're invisible.
Poor people had too much money and were getting way more uppity than serfs ever should. The Trump administration is working hard to fix that issue.
"Here's why this is Joe Biden's fault..." Our media/journalism arm continues to fail us.
When the tables turn, we should send the National Guard to billionaire's houses and places of employment to clean up the rampant white collar crime.
🤣 He got in to split the Democratic vote and he's going to end up splitting the Republican vote.
I'm old enough to remember when Biden was slammed for not doing more to shoot down a Chinese balloon that was passing through the middle of nowhere.
The only thing the Ghislaine tapes prove is that sex offenders stick together
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
Oh, so Trump got what he wanted. And all he had to do was crater the economy. #ArtOfTheDeal
Donald Trump is authentic. He's 100% pure racist moron. That's what his racist moron voters like about him.
Feels like he has a lotttt of fucking cards.
We could never do this for a Republicans. Too many affairs to keep hidden. (And the occasional stop in at the Klan headquarters)
This would mean that Melania would actually have to talk to hi... Oh, she's talking about Newsom, I get it now.
If DC is in a "state of Emergency", a liberal government should feel free to run roughshod over Red states when the tables turn.
He should pull an Elon and wear a suit jacket with this shirt.
When sanity is restored in this country, we need to nationalize these and shutter them so that the vile, evil people who erected them get what they deserve and lose these ill-gotten gains.
Shorter Trump: "I don't think."
The woman petitioning SCOTUS to overturn marriage equality in the name of the sanctity of marriage is on her fourth husband.
Grok is wrong here. For someee reason, Trump only calls minorities people of "Low IQ".
Ayn Rand... Funny reading her work now as she had it almost entirely upside down about who would be destroying the world (though in exactly the ways she wrote).
It has become abundantly clear that the Constitution is not up to the task of defending the Republic when acted upon by internal terrorists. It is high time that "We the People" draft a new Constitution that is set up with appropriate guard rails to safeguard the system.
If Trump wants his Peace Prize, he can arrest this war criminal. If anyone wants a pair of Peace Prizes, they can arrest them both.
Cool. Do Elon next. If we're spending $450M of our tax money on Alligator Alley, might as well get our money's worth.
Look, if we demand this of one corrupt, pedophile-rapist-enabling GOP politician, what's to stop us from demanding this of ALL corrupt, pedophile-rapist-enabling GOP politicians? (and I literally mean ALL of them at this point)
If they're just randomly disappearing people to foreign gulags, sign me up. I'll be collecting bonuses while shipping off white billionaires.
They're always so concerned about the national debt when Democrats are in power... I have an idea that could solve that problem in about 37 seconds...
If we don't unReagan our economy (and fast), it's going to start feeling a lot like France in 1789... But maybe all the money in the world can help glue a head back on...
As with abortion, the rich will still have access to these life-saving medical procedures.
So Democratic Texans will be subject to taxation without representation? Let's see how that goes for the facists. 🤔
No, I'm Texan. Texas is a Voter Suppression state.
What a chickenshit. Obama and Biden could fly. Trump's just too scared.
The odds against Xi Jinping's newborn son being named the new Dalai Lama are astronomical... And yet...
Hi, former Foreign Service Officer here The Secretary of State might be interested to learn that visa requirements and terms are generally reciprocal. We do it to them, they do it to us.
It's going to be 7 years into the Trump dictatorship and they'll still be blaming Biden
Great. Supreme Court Justice Bartrimo confirmed.
The Tampa numbers don't count because it's all conservative white men like Benny committing domestic violence.
Investing my life savings in DC area wine sellers. 💲💲💲
I was told Kamala was a warmonger and there would be peace on Earth just because Trump wiggled his little... finger. 🤔
I requested a new social security card 3 months ago. The website says it should take 7-10 days to process. I've emailed and called to no avail. Republicans need to FIX what they BROKE.
I'm sure we'll hear the typical calls from the right: "Socialism! Communism!"
Wait, he didn't already win that for "Covfefe"? For shame, Nobel Committee. For shame.
"Who could have expected this thing that every first year economics student predicted would happen??" 🙄
We're about 5 days away from Trump using the "Well, Romeo and Juliet were 14" excuse.
There are going to be SO many books about him when he finally dies. For now, they're all to chicken-shit to publish.
Same for the Epstein files. It seems they'll have to be leaked to get any measure of justice.
When good things happen under Republican administrations... 🤣😂🤣 That hasn't happened since Lincoln.
I guess it's kinda funny that he takes after the most famous delusional character in literary history
Trump has time and again proved that the president shouldn't have pardon power.
News Organizations, take note. You can either be propoganda mouthpieces for a facist government or journalists. So far, you've proven woefully short of the latter.
The Germany 1939 history lessons are coming to mind...
36% of people watching got this question wrong (along with 68% of AI models).
Socialism for the rich. Feudalism for the rest of us.
If Trump could read, he'd be pissssed!
She's about to get a sweetheart immunity deal. "Implicate everyone but Trump and you walk free..."
The last time this happened it was because all the GOP members of Congress were on Epstein's Island.
Someone who knows he is owed ultimate power and allegiance has no problem being laughed at. At his core, Trump is an insecure, pathetic, little man.
Colbert should sue for wrongful termination and have the company produce any and all documents/emails regarding the cancellation in discovery.
This is going to be like the jail video when it gets released, except instead of 13 hours if video with 3 minutes missing, it'll be 3 pages of documents they release out of 13,000 total.
Well, if we're doing that, I hereby formally fire the president. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
This is going to spur far more than "condemnation". This is going to spur long-term violent response. 😔 And I can't say we won't deserve it.
Ah shit, there goes Colbert's planned career shift to the Wall Street Journal.
I don't have the votes to be confirmed as the world's strongest man.
We don't need a "Joe Rogan of the left"... We need someone to platform all of the newscasters, hosts, and editors that have been fired to appeal to the radical right and give them them the agency to investigate and say what they'd like.
The way they "trusted" him during his mishandling of Covid-19, and the US ended up with a million excess deaths compared to similar countries?
If democracy ever returns to this country, the first order of business is to impeach this crook, disbar him, and ring him up on contempt charges.
I feel like he's done this multiple times - stall release until the public has time to "cool down" and come to terms with what he's done. Imagine if there was faster resolution on January 6th. Or the Classified documents treason. Or...
the ONE thing trump has always been good at is understanding how to manipulate the media and his own voters. it’s just inexplicable how badly he’s bungling this epstein shit.
This pedophile is absolutely getting injections of children's blood. The QAnon folks must be absolutely rabid.
They KNOW he's a pedophile rapist. They just want to find out if anyone they hate is, as well.
Push notification?!? Had Biden done this, Maureen Dowd would personally have knocked on my door at 3 in the morning to shove a copy of the Times into my face - "Have you seen this??? We told you those stories we made up were true!"
Pedophile-in-Chief
Mike Johnson's God allowed the assassination of two Democratic leaders in the past month, so pardon my Latin when I say "Fuck that guy".
The dementia test he continues to brag about - the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA). "The doctors said they'd never seen anything like it, someone who could so quickly and powerfully identify the lion, the rhino and the.....the, ah....humpy.....sand horse"
We call them the Epstein files, but Trump is the main character.
She should sue him for defamation. Then they could both take an IQ test in discovery. I'd be surprised if he's anywhere over 80.
"May" 🤣😂 They'll round it up to 25% and pass it along.
They want it to be illegal to be back or brown.
🤔 How many other top Republicans are in the files? On the Supreme Court??
The Supreme Kangaroos, the "best" that money can buy.
Maybe with some education at least a single member of the GOP could learn an iota of ethics.
Cool! I'm starting a non-profit "church" tomorrow, who's only message is that Trump is the anti-Christ.
"I don't negotiate with terrorists, Grandma! Put that in your metamucil and smoke it, Edith!"
