I've done this, more than once - I loved the feeling, but everyone else hated it. Whatever you look great
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I've done this, more than once - I loved the feeling, but everyone else hated it. Whatever you look great
The feeling like we're in a super awful simulation of The Apprentice is wild
So was ingesting an entire Gortex jacket a bad idea or good? Need clarity before calling 911
I completely agree, either do it, or say nothing. I would prefer the latter to "considering"
Without someone relaying this story “with tears in their eyes,” it did not happen, and was not bleated by DJT
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
Rep. Robert Garcia, D-Calif., the top Democrat on the House committee investigating the Jeffrey Epstein case, says Epstein’s estate will turn over a book that reportedly includes an explicit 2003 birthday message from Donald Trump to Epstein.
JD Vance on Donald Trump: “I’m a Never Trump guy. I never liked him. I don’t think he’s the person. I don’t think he cares about folks. I think that he’s noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place.” { ht: @marcofoster.bsky.social }
Me logging onto social media just now.
People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it! 8/8/25
Even if he is dead they'll never admit it until AI hologram Trump glitches out so bad that they have to come clean.
It will be The Substance, just stupider and more evil
Perfect, some nobody influencer putting to bed all the rumors
Good luck mass deporting like 150 million people - a very low estimate IMO in this very HOT country 🙏
Mind if I grab a Time Machine, and buy a ticket for the fake hot air balloon ride lol? Sounds nice
A malignant narcissist, who typically grabs the news cycle by the balls, taking a very long weekend seems strange. Maybe Melania demanded a couples weekend? Who’s to say… 🙏
so true. Obviously what ICE is doing is terrible, but the optics and their perceived strength is 💯 more important in intimidating people. If anything will save us, it is the large population, and the insanely vast land of this country.
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
Thank you! So many of these heartbreaking videos have stupid, fucking muzak playing in the background. It reeks of click bait, when the actual footage is awful enough
I had memory-holed the McDs ashtrays
A bunch of drug addled abusers, with gigantic parent-shaped holes they need to fill 🤮 If only they had a therapist instead of a government appointment
Fucking yikes... there is so much existing ugly housing construction in California. This argument is complete nonsense
95% of them have lost the plot, to put it mildly. New people need to hold office. Everything is terrible, but the responses from the left kinda make me understand why we're here... depressing
join me tomorrow as I complete my much-anticipated right-wing heel turn into a stay-at-home trad wife
I'm assuming only blue states rely on the postal service, not rural red states, where FED-EX and UPS must deliver on the daily
So this video essay blew my hair back. It's amazingly insightful, full of nihilistic dry humor, and plays on the conspiracy theories that got us to this place. #elephantgraveyard #joerogan #comedy #cults
Thank you for reiterating this. Everything Dear Leader truths out is taken as actual policy, when it is not. Lots of actual bad stuff happening, and also a lot of hypothetical bad stuff happening.
I've come to the sad realization that they're (MOSTLY) all complicit - politicians, MSM, celebrities... You can agree or enjoy certain aspects, but do not think of them as your better, or a hero. Look to your friends, family, and neighbors for that
I've come to the sad realization that they're (MOSTLY) all complicit - politicians, MSM, celebrities... You can agree or enjoy certain aspects, but do not think of them as your better, or a hero. Look to your friends, family, and neighbors for that
The bizarro Clark Kent no one asked for in 2025
What a delicious embarrassment
#Madonna #LikeaPrayer #80s
Empathy for our friends, and neighbors will be the only thing to save all of us, in this obscene descent into madness. Lets hope
“Jimenez Rosa, a legal permanent resident and mother of four U.S. citizens, was detained over what her lawyer believes was a decades-old, personal-use marijuana charge, which is no longer a crime in Massachusetts today… “I was just like, ‘Girls, we might never see your mother again in this country’”
Alex Jones is concerned about his cankles. I'd stick to pants and more makeup
Literally, thank goodness
The best coverup a few billion you can buy
Bluesky blocks Mississippi under new age verification law
So much to unpack... which should be the tagline lol
Grindr has unveiled their new logo
Trying to reconfigure a chain named Cracker Barrel in 2025 to maintain relevance is deeply hilarious. They were better off changing the name to an acronym, like KFC, than washing the logo and brand of its origins
They should've just kept the damn logo and changed the name to CB. Much like KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) did 3 decades ago. Stupid regardless
Whether womb or tomb, sometimes inner thoughts are best kept to yourself
Mimi said it
And just like that I wondered if having the dumbest people alive destroying our country was better or worse than the smartest doing the same... idk
I continue to be amazed how petty these people are. A single crosswalk with rainbow colors is at the top of their to do list - insanity
fascinating lack of insight, since the same shit worked spectacularly for their orange messiah bucket of sludge
🎯🎯🎯
So happy the orange bucket of sludge is making TikTok cool again for the mentally deranged
ICE is targeting delivery drivers in DC, and MPD is helping them. 📌 ICE is not police 📌 DC law requires uniformed officers to show their badge and nameplate while on duty And Uber needs to do better by its drivers!
Thank you for fact checking this!
legit laughing my ass off
Friend sent me this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
These are not the hot alpha males we were promised by the likes of MAGA influencers
Like a well oiled machine www.npr.org/2025/08/16/n...
BREAKING: Trump’s masked D.C. officers tase delivery man
Try hard & cringe personified
Sorry for the delay, here ya go- youtu.be/hEGYRbiVk3Y
Agree with everything. I don't think people outside of the US realize how massive the country is geographically. If we were the size of an average European nation, we'd be done
He has kept among us in times of peace Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution & unacknowledged by our laws.
Lol.
🏆 because this will drive Trump bonkers.
Think about all the tech bros who caved immediately
I felt deep shame that I was aware of half these people
Completely agree, this is not a relationship but an elected representative, and there are only 2 choices
Reading this, I ponder, did he at least make his bed this morning...
A late night message from Gavin Newsom
Everything about this is hilarious, but Kagame sending an underling instead of signing his own name is my favorite part
Bleh, though interesting to note this bunch of misfits aren't wearing masks
Love this! Because I'm very petty, my supreme wish is that he's never able to purchase this award, let alone actually do an ounce of good in this world to deserve it
NEW: Gavin Newsom makes major announcement
Oh man, and opera singer would’ve been so much funnier
He won't, unfortunately. Corporations are not people, despite what the courts have ruled
I just always associated VOSS with the bougie bottled water craze of the early 2000s. Thinking of reality shows, where the bottles were prominently displayed
I could see them doing it, what seems far more complicated is nullifying existing marriages. Maybe I'm just not thinking creatively enough
Everybody’s gonna learn this lesson the hard way: anything even adjacent to this chan culture dogwhistle shit is deeply unpopular. Like the incels they’re catering to, you and your brand develop permanent stench from being around any of it.
Oh man, that's rough! The libs will be crying (with laughter) over this one
Yup, we most be terrified and anxious at all times
I can't believe it's come to this, but it is not safe to visit the US. It's questionable whether Americans should leave the country unless absolutely necessary. Insanity
"I hope this is not the last interview, that there are many more, so that everyone realizes that here there is a Venezuelan who loves the United States." After what we did to him, Andry Hernández Romero can still say that.
A government-sanctioned "truth arbiter" will soon arrive at CBS. Their role will be to ensure that journalists do not criticize this Administration or express views that conflict with its agenda. This is a betrayal—not just of journalistic independence, but of the public trust. 🧵
@timmiller.bsky.social finally interviewed, Andry Hernández. He was personally advocating for his release, as was the @thebulwark.com crew. Bravo
Home Depot and Lowe's share data from hundreds of AI-powered automated license plate reading cameras with law enforcement
Nice, wish it was directed by Peele
Yes, I feel this deeply, I feel all the emotions…
Gramps got out again
They put grandpa in a home after he started doing stuff like this
Fascism is expensive.
They're burning through cash like drugged out junkies. Didn't hear his response, but I assume it's limp
I liked this movie, but wouldn't subject other innocent, warm blooded mammals to it
I'm old enough to remember having to do these stupid tests. Whatever. I do find it deeply ironic that the current face behind these fitness tests can barely walk in a straight line, most likely due to lifts, and the Spanx. Won't even go into the drag of it all
Happy Tuesday #tacotuesday #taco
These folks are so moronic, they don't realize this is being archived, officially or not. I hope to see the day where everyone involved pays some price for this
Thoughts and prayers
The internet
This is so beyond morbid
Why teach them to speak, or to walk, frankly? The machines will just load their meat bodies onto a conveyor belt in the future…