mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Politico, tha KS for calling epstein a sex trafficker instead of a financier like all your cohorts do.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Politico, tha KS for calling epstein a sex trafficker instead of a financier like all your cohorts do.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,536 4/6 β¬β¬β¬π¨β¬ 102 β¬β¬β¬β¬π© 5 β¬π©π©π©π© 3 π©π©π©π©π© π Connections Puzzle #814 πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ Reverse π! Strands #548 βThings are starting to take shapeβ π΅π΅π‘π΅ π΅π΅π΅π΅
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
make up your mind. Is Venezuela a drug-infested wasteland or utopia?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
You look like a wholesome bad ass
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump... Guess they broke up?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, it's just his cabinet pulling a weekend at Bernie's on us.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,535 2/6 π¨π¨π©π¨π¨ 1 π©π©π©π©π© π₯ Connections Puzzle #813 π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦πͺπ¦π¦ πͺπ¦π¦π¦ π¦π¦π¦π¦ πͺπͺπͺπͺ Strands #547 βBe my guestβ π΅π΅π΅π‘ π΅π΅π΅ I remember asking you what your starting word was a while back and knew you'd 1 shot this!
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
US politics is kayfabe for mainstream media.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,534 2/6 β¬π¨π¨π¨π¨ 7 π©π©π©π©π© π₯ Connections Puzzle #812 πͺπ¦πͺπ¦ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦πͺπͺπ¦ πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ Strands #546 βUp the hillβ π΅π΅π΅π΅ π‘π΅π΅π΅ Nice connections and Wordle! I had a bit of trouble with connections
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
you need to invest in an instant pot
Jeremy Berg (@jeremymberg.bsky.social) reposted
My quote of the day I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag. Molly Ivins
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Wordle 1,533 3/6 β¬π©π©π©π© 2 β¬π©π©π©π© 1 π€ π©π©π©π©π© π Connections Puzzle #811 πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ Reverse π on a 5/5 tricky connections! Strands #545 βNo small matterβ π΅π΅π΅π΅ π΅π΅π‘ I thought I found the spangram first and spent way too long working on variations of what I thought it was. Awesome Wordle!
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,532 4/6 β¬β¬π©π¨β¬ 23 β¬π©π©β¬π© 4 π©π©π©β¬π© 1 π©π©π©π©π© Connections Puzzle #810 πͺπͺπͺπͺ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦π¦π¦π¦ Strands #544 βA long time in the makingβ π΅π΅π‘π΅ π΅π΅π΅π΅ Whatβ½ Wordle in 2, reverse π, and Spangram first?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Florida v Riley allowed police to use a fucking helicopter to look in your backyard. I think a flashlight is fine.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/PMHt481HsFU
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Clean? Only if we ignore the 29 corpses of the Edmund Fitzgerald. John Wick doesn't have 1/10 your body count.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,531 3/6 π©π¨β¬π¨β¬ 5 π©β¬π¨π¨π© 1 π©π©π©π©π© π Connections Puzzle #809 πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¨π¨π¨π¨ π€ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© Strands #543 βDo go on ...β π‘π΅π΅π΅ π΅π‘π΅ π₯nice Wordle! I was trying to go for the π but couldn't get the order right.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
New York, you better step up.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,530 6/6 β¬π¨β¬β¬π¨ 193 β¬β¬π¨π©β¬ 54 β¬π¨β¬π©β¬ 34 β¬π©β¬π©π© 14 β¬π©π©π©π© 5 π©π©π©π©π© π¨ Connections Puzzle #808 πͺπͺπͺπͺ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦π¦π¦π¦ Strands #542 βGo with the flowβ π΅π΅π΅π΅ π΅π‘π΅π‘ π΅ Nice Wordle! I had a bit of trouble
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,529 4/6 β¬β¬π¨π¨π¨ 29 β¬π©π¨π¨β¬ 2 π©β¬π©π©β¬ 1 π©π©π©π©π© Connections Puzzle #807 π©π¦πͺπ¦ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ Strands #541 βBee friendlyβ π΅π‘π΅π΅ π΅π΅
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,528 4/6 β¬π©β¬π¨π¨ 12 β¬π©β¬π©π© 7 β¬π©π©π©π© 2 π©π©π©π©π© π Connections Puzzle #806 π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π¨π¨π¨π¨ Strands #540 βBack to schoolβ π΅π‘π΅π΅ π΅π΅
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
hey why don't you write about how nVidia is bypassing US sanctions and selling prohibited chips to China?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but how many of those countries give you the freedumb to die bankrupt because you don't have health insurance?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Because democrats like to pretend republicans are fighting a fair fight.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
@bloomberg.com eat a bag of dicks
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Humanity should have never explored that social media tech tree.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
When in the 250 year history of the US has this ever happened? We fucking build statues worshipping our biggest monsters, not hold them accountable.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Define irony.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,527 5/6 π¨π¨β¬β¬β¬ 101 β¬π¨π©β¬β¬ 6 β¬β¬β¬β¬π© 2 π¨β¬π©π©π© 1 honestly, was not expecting this to be a word π©π©π©π©π© Connections Puzzle #805 πͺπ©πͺπͺ πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ Strands #539 βPlug your earsβ π΅π΅π΅π΅ π΅π‘π΅π‘
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck you @bloomberg.com youtu.be/iYhRBWz0Kx0
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
hey @bloomberg.com, fuck you
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
"I had no idea." Isn't that indicative of the DNC's inability to reach voters?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
2 airmen from the same base and squadron died by firearms.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social)
@thehill.com You should do a follow-up on what @kamalaharris.com said
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Slothful Dwarf is my favorite
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice Rainbow! Wordle 1,526 3/6 β¬β¬π¨β¬π© 20 β¬β¬β¬π©π© 4 π©π©π©π©π© Connections Puzzle #804 πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ π Strands #538 βRub it in, why don't you?β π΅π‘π‘π΅ π΅π΅π΅π΅ π΅
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd take Utah over Oklahoma any day.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you log in behind a VPN? Bluesky won't let me log in today behind one.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this why I can no longer log in behind a VPN?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
VPN isn't magic. You're easily identifiable the second you log in even with a VPN.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Even after you correct for population with Houston having nearly 3x as many residents, Houston has a muder rate 3x higher than San Francisco.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice Spangram first again! I found the second part it of the spangram first, but couldn't figure out the first part. Wordle 1,525 4/6 β¬β¬π¨β¬π¨ 56 π¨π©π¨β¬π© 1 π©π©β¬π©π© 1 π©π©π©π©π© Connections Puzzle #803 πͺπͺπͺπͺ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦π¦π¦π¦ Strands #537 βWhodunit?β π΅π΅π‘π΅ π΅π΅π΅
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
I find it absolutely revolting that a man has to seek asylum from my government.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
βΌοΈ[redacted]
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Always the ones you most suspect.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Kilmar Abrego needs to apply for asylum to Canada. He is being persecuted by the federal government and will never be safe here.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
They need to go for more than 5 seats. They should be aiming for 10.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
"I proudly support policies that kill other people's kids, just not mine"
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/ErwV24Bskyw
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Vehicles with an empty weight over 5000lbs should require a special license.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither am I, but the whole, "when they go low, we go high" doesn't work with this dishonorable bunch of republicans.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
It was only 1 $100 bill and a few $20s
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
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mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a victimless crime to rob the Mirage.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear coronary artery disease, ...
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
2/ To have the Texas house's composition congruent w/ it's constituents it needs to have 22 GOP and 16 DNC. You can right this wrong by getting 10 more seats, not 5.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
1/ @governor.ca.gov please don't redistrict California to get 5 seats. TX has 38 seats, 25 GOP and 12 DNC. That's 66% GOP/32% DNC. The new map will give the GOP 79% control. If we use the '24 general election as a barometer for Texas' true composition, trump won 56% of the seats vs Harris w/ 42%
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's ready for seconds!
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
I've always been partial to "This Section Intentionally Left Blank"
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
2/ If we use the 2024 POTUS election results as a barometer to see what percentage of Texans are democrats vs republican, 56% went trump and 42% went to Harris. If you want the House to accurately reflect Texas' constituents, it would be 21 GOP and 16 DNC vs the 25/12 we see today & 30/8 GOP wants.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
1/ The problem is people act like the GOP has been fighting an honorable and fair fight. They haven't. Texas has 38 seats in the house, 25 Republican, 12 Democratic, 1 vacant. That's 66% GOP and 32% DNC. Republicans want to change that to 79%/18%.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally unrealistic. How is the same guy in 2 places at once talking to himself?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
That's why you buy a brother laser printer.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Love what you're doing, but why are you just doing a 1 for 1 with Texas to get 5 seats? You could easily get 10. They started this fight, you can easily end it.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
That website is syphilis without an adblocker
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Not if I shit your pants first.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
ThE pArTy Of FaMiLy VaLuEs
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
You gotta stretch it out with an 84 month loan at 29%
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you sure we didn't reach it in 2024 when voters said, "yeah, more racism please"?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,522 6/6 π¨π©β¬β¬β¬ 32 β¬π©β¬β¬π¨ 16 β¬π©β¬π©π© 6 β¬π©β¬π©π© 4 π¨π©π¨π©π© 1 π©π©π©π©π© Connections Puzzle #800 π¦π¦π¦π¦ πͺπͺπͺπͺ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ Strands #534 βDash it!β π΅π΅π‘π΅ π΅π‘ Spangram first and π?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
And 2020. 74,000,000 people voted for trump that year.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
You gotta tell them they're not tampons, they're tactical combat wound packing applicators
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
If humans ever gain the power of time travel, the only moral thing anyone could do with that is to kill George Hudson, the father of Daylight Saving Time and every Daylight Saving apologist, not Hitler. You only end up making super Stalin by killing baby Hitler.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Every one of these parents needs to be charged with child neglect and injury to a child.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
We will see you after your dog walk in 2035
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Throw in a red delicious apple for good measure.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
If time travel ever becomes a reality, the only moral thing anyone could do with that power is to go back in time and murder George Hudson, the father of Daylight Saving Time.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,521 3/6 π¨β¬β¬β¬π© 33 β¬β¬β¬π¨π© 3 π©π©π©π©π© Connections Puzzle #799 π¦π¦π©π¦ π¦π¦π¦π¦ πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¨π¨π¨π¨ π©π©π©π© Strands #533 βIf the shoe fits ...β π΅π΅π‘π΅ π΅π΅π΅
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
That will throw them off the Epstein scent trail.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe we should tell the CDC to stop tracking birth rates
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
There's something magical about that first slice after you let it cool. The crispiness of the crust and softness of the inside shouldn't be able to exist together and unless you bake your own loaf you will never know how delightful bread can be.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Solving a problem that no one knew existed: how do we lock customers into buying our shampoo?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,520 3/6 π¨π¨π¨β¬β¬ 6 β¬π©π¨β¬π¨ 1 π©π©π©π©π© Connections Puzzle #798 πͺπ©πͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¨π¨π¨π¨ Strands #532 βThink again!β π΅π‘π΅π΅ π΅ Great wordle!
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol, you're talking to the same generation that made trad wives and Andrew Tate popular.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
A few years ago there was a reddit thread describing what online dating was like for each sex. The top female perspective was exactly what you said. The top male perspective was, it's like being in a really nice department store where everything just slightly financially out of reach.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice job getting the Spangram first! Wordle 1,519 5/6 β¬β¬π¨π©π© 4 π¨β¬β¬β¬β¬ 3 β¬π©β¬π©π© 2 β¬π©β¬π©π© 1 ... seriously? π©π©π©π©π© Connections Puzzle #797 πͺπͺπ¦π¦ πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ Strands #531 βThink on it!β π΅π‘π΅π΅ π΅π΅π΅
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Good for Subway, they're finally able to get out from underneath Jarrod's shadow after all these years.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,518 3/6 β¬β¬β¬π¨π¨ 104 β¬π¨π¨π©β¬ 8 π©π©π©π©π© Connections Puzzle #796 π¦π¦π¦π¦ π¨π¨π¨π¨ πͺπͺπͺπͺ π©π©π©π© Strands #530 βLabor intensiveβ π΅π΅π΅π΅ π‘π‘π΅
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
We need this all over America, but how do you suggest we get homeowners to agree this is good for them?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
If they're already produced, maybe Matt and Trey will just release it on YouTube.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Wordle 1,517 5/6 β¬β¬β¬β¬π© 36 β¬β¬π©π©π© 4 β¬β¬π©π©π© 3 β¬β¬π©π©π© 2 π©π©π©π©π© Connections Puzzle #795 πͺπͺπͺπͺ π©π©π©π© π¦π¦π¦π¦ π¨π¨π¨π¨ Strands #529 βHonest-to-goodnessβ π΅π΅π΅π‘ π΅π΅π΅
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone who lived there 4 years: take it.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
How long do you think his cabinet will try to Weekend at Bernie's us?
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
This just in: Roblox has banned all of Chris Hansen's accounts
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Attitudes like this are exactly how institutions like NOAA get defunded.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes it's the ones you most suspect.
mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally. A story about a huge shortage of farm workers everyone warned would happen if the government did the thing it said it was gonna do that's not about the US!