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created March 24, 2025

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Hey Politico, tha KS for calling epstein a sex trafficker instead of a financier like all your cohorts do.

3/9/2025, 2:48:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,536 4/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› 102 β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© 5 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 3 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŽ‰ Connections Puzzle #814 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Reverse 🌈! Strands #548 β€œThings are starting to take shape” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

3/9/2025, 2:44:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

make up your mind. Is Venezuela a drug-infested wasteland or utopia?

3/9/2025, 1:08:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

You look like a wholesome bad ass

3/9/2025, 1:06:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

www.newsweek.com/donald-trump... Guess they broke up?

2/9/2025, 7:04:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, it's just his cabinet pulling a weekend at Bernie's on us.

2/9/2025, 9:17:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,535 2/6 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 1 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ’₯ Connections Puzzle #813 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦πŸŸͺ🟦🟦 πŸŸͺ🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ Strands #547 β€œBe my guest” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ I remember asking you what your starting word was a while back and knew you'd 1 shot this!

2/9/2025, 1:24:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

US politics is kayfabe for mainstream media.

1/9/2025, 1:15:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,534 2/6 β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨ 7 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ’₯ Connections Puzzle #812 πŸŸͺ🟦πŸŸͺ🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #546 β€œUp the hill” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ Nice connections and Wordle! I had a bit of trouble with connections

1/9/2025, 12:13:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

you need to invest in an instant pot

31/8/2025, 6:26:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My quote of the day I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag. Molly Ivins

30/8/2025, 2:14:10 PM | 490 99 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,533 3/6 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 2 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 1 😀 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŽ‰ Connections Puzzle #811 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Reverse 🌈 on a 5/5 tricky connections! Strands #545 β€œNo small matter” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘ I thought I found the spangram first and spent way too long working on variations of what I thought it was. Awesome Wordle!

30/8/2025, 11:10:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,532 4/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬› 23 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ© 4 πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ© 1 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #810 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #544 β€œA long time in the making” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ Whatβ€½ Wordle in 2, reverse 🌈, and Spangram first?

30/8/2025, 5:48:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Florida v Riley allowed police to use a fucking helicopter to look in your backyard. I think a flashlight is fine.

29/8/2025, 7:45:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/PMHt481HsFU

29/8/2025, 3:00:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Clean? Only if we ignore the 29 corpses of the Edmund Fitzgerald. John Wick doesn't have 1/10 your body count.

29/8/2025, 1:37:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Wordle 1,531 3/6 πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› 5 πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ© 1 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŽ‰ Connections Puzzle #809 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨 😀 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #543 β€œDo go on ...” πŸ’‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅ πŸ’₯nice Wordle! I was trying to go for the 🌈 but couldn't get the order right.

28/8/2025, 8:14:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

New York, you better step up.

27/8/2025, 10:22:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,530 6/6 β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ 193 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬› 54 β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ©β¬› 34 β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 14 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😨 Connections Puzzle #808 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #542 β€œGo with the flow” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ’‘πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘ πŸ”΅ Nice Wordle! I had a bit of trouble

27/8/2025, 5:43:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Wordle 1,529 4/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨ 29 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬› 2 πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬› 1 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #807 🟩🟦πŸŸͺ🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #541 β€œBee friendly” πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

26/8/2025, 11:25:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,528 4/6 β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨ 12 β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 7 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 2 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ˜€ Connections Puzzle #806 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #540 β€œBack to school” πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

26/8/2025, 6:31:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

hey why don't you write about how nVidia is bypassing US sanctions and selling prohibited chips to China?

25/8/2025, 10:53:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, but how many of those countries give you the freedumb to die bankrupt because you don't have health insurance?

25/8/2025, 6:00:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Because democrats like to pretend republicans are fighting a fair fight.

25/8/2025, 5:51:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

@bloomberg.com eat a bag of dicks

25/8/2025, 11:18:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Humanity should have never explored that social media tech tree.

25/8/2025, 7:38:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

When in the 250 year history of the US has this ever happened? We fucking build statues worshipping our biggest monsters, not hold them accountable.

25/8/2025, 6:54:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Define irony.

25/8/2025, 6:50:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Wordle 1,527 5/6 πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬› 101 β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› 6 β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© 2 πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 1 honestly, was not expecting this to be a word 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #805 πŸŸͺ🟩πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #539 β€œPlug your ears” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ’‘πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘

25/8/2025, 6:20:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you @bloomberg.com youtu.be/iYhRBWz0Kx0

25/8/2025, 6:07:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

25/8/2025, 4:09:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

hey @bloomberg.com, fuck you

24/8/2025, 10:50:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

"I had no idea." Isn't that indicative of the DNC's inability to reach voters?

24/8/2025, 9:30:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

2 airmen from the same base and squadron died by firearms.

24/8/2025, 9:22:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social)

@thehill.com You should do a follow-up on what @kamalaharris.com said

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24/8/2025, 8:31:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Slothful Dwarf is my favorite

24/8/2025, 11:21:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice Rainbow! Wordle 1,526 3/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ© 20 β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 4 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #804 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🌈 Strands #538 β€œRub it in, why don't you?” πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘πŸ’‘πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅

24/8/2025, 4:49:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd take Utah over Oklahoma any day.

24/8/2025, 3:19:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you log in behind a VPN? Bluesky won't let me log in today behind one.

24/8/2025, 2:50:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this why I can no longer log in behind a VPN?

24/8/2025, 2:49:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

VPN isn't magic. You're easily identifiable the second you log in even with a VPN.

24/8/2025, 2:49:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Even after you correct for population with Houston having nearly 3x as many residents, Houston has a muder rate 3x higher than San Francisco.

24/8/2025, 2:46:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice Spangram first again! I found the second part it of the spangram first, but couldn't figure out the first part. Wordle 1,525 4/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨ 56 πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ© 1 πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 1 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #803 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #537 β€œWhodunit?” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

23/8/2025, 3:50:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

I find it absolutely revolting that a man has to seek asylum from my government.

23/8/2025, 1:02:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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◼️[redacted]

22/8/2025, 7:57:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Always the ones you most suspect.

22/8/2025, 7:35:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Kilmar Abrego needs to apply for asylum to Canada. He is being persecuted by the federal government and will never be safe here.

22/8/2025, 7:29:23 PM | 138 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

They need to go for more than 5 seats. They should be aiming for 10.

22/8/2025, 5:40:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

"I proudly support policies that kill other people's kids, just not mine"

22/8/2025, 7:39:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/ErwV24Bskyw

22/8/2025, 6:01:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vehicles with an empty weight over 5000lbs should require a special license.

22/8/2025, 4:23:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Neither am I, but the whole, "when they go low, we go high" doesn't work with this dishonorable bunch of republicans.

22/8/2025, 3:56:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was only 1 $100 bill and a few $20s

22/8/2025, 3:53:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a victimless crime to rob the Mirage.

21/8/2025, 4:20:49 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear coronary artery disease, ...

21/8/2025, 3:31:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

2/ To have the Texas house's composition congruent w/ it's constituents it needs to have 22 GOP and 16 DNC. You can right this wrong by getting 10 more seats, not 5.

21/8/2025, 2:53:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

1/ @governor.ca.gov please don't redistrict California to get 5 seats. TX has 38 seats, 25 GOP and 12 DNC. That's 66% GOP/32% DNC. The new map will give the GOP 79% control. If we use the '24 general election as a barometer for Texas' true composition, trump won 56% of the seats vs Harris w/ 42%

21/8/2025, 2:50:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Who's ready for seconds!

20/8/2025, 11:47:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.

20/8/2025, 10:04:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've always been partial to "This Section Intentionally Left Blank"

20/8/2025, 10:01:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

2/ If we use the 2024 POTUS election results as a barometer to see what percentage of Texans are democrats vs republican, 56% went trump and 42% went to Harris. If you want the House to accurately reflect Texas' constituents, it would be 21 GOP and 16 DNC vs the 25/12 we see today & 30/8 GOP wants.

20/8/2025, 9:25:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

1/ The problem is people act like the GOP has been fighting an honorable and fair fight. They haven't. Texas has 38 seats in the house, 25 Republican, 12 Democratic, 1 vacant. That's 66% GOP and 32% DNC. Republicans want to change that to 79%/18%.

20/8/2025, 9:20:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally unrealistic. How is the same guy in 2 places at once talking to himself?

20/8/2025, 5:11:44 PM | 67 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

That's why you buy a brother laser printer.

20/8/2025, 5:08:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Love what you're doing, but why are you just doing a 1 for 1 with Texas to get 5 seats? You could easily get 10. They started this fight, you can easily end it.

20/8/2025, 5:03:36 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That website is syphilis without an adblocker

20/8/2025, 3:37:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Not if I shit your pants first.

20/8/2025, 8:54:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

ThE pArTy Of FaMiLy VaLuEs

20/8/2025, 8:20:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You gotta stretch it out with an 84 month loan at 29%

20/8/2025, 5:30:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you sure we didn't reach it in 2024 when voters said, "yeah, more racism please"?

20/8/2025, 5:02:24 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,522 6/6 πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬› 32 β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ 16 β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 6 β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 4 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 1 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #800 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #534 β€œDash it!” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ’‘πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘ Spangram first and 🌈?

20/8/2025, 12:10:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

And 2020. 74,000,000 people voted for trump that year.

19/8/2025, 5:54:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You gotta tell them they're not tampons, they're tactical combat wound packing applicators

19/8/2025, 5:50:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If humans ever gain the power of time travel, the only moral thing anyone could do with that is to kill George Hudson, the father of Daylight Saving Time and every Daylight Saving apologist, not Hitler. You only end up making super Stalin by killing baby Hitler.

19/8/2025, 5:00:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every one of these parents needs to be charged with child neglect and injury to a child.

19/8/2025, 4:57:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We will see you after your dog walk in 2035

19/8/2025, 4:39:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Throw in a red delicious apple for good measure.

19/8/2025, 2:53:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

If time travel ever becomes a reality, the only moral thing anyone could do with that power is to go back in time and murder George Hudson, the father of Daylight Saving Time.

18/8/2025, 11:08:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Wordle 1,521 3/6 πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© 33 β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ© 3 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #799 🟦🟦🟩🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #533 β€œIf the shoe fits ...” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

18/8/2025, 10:46:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

That will throw them off the Epstein scent trail.

18/8/2025, 9:26:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe we should tell the CDC to stop tracking birth rates

18/8/2025, 5:14:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

There's something magical about that first slice after you let it cool. The crispiness of the crust and softness of the inside shouldn't be able to exist together and unless you bake your own loaf you will never know how delightful bread can be.

18/8/2025, 3:21:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Solving a problem that no one knew existed: how do we lock customers into buying our shampoo?

17/8/2025, 8:56:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,520 3/6 πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› 6 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨ 1 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #798 πŸŸͺ🟩πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #532 β€œThink again!” πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅ Great wordle!

17/8/2025, 8:19:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol, you're talking to the same generation that made trad wives and Andrew Tate popular.

17/8/2025, 7:00:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

A few years ago there was a reddit thread describing what online dating was like for each sex. The top female perspective was exactly what you said. The top male perspective was, it's like being in a really nice department store where everything just slightly financially out of reach.

17/8/2025, 4:48:43 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice job getting the Spangram first! Wordle 1,519 5/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 4 πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬› 3 β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 2 β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 1 ... seriously? 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #797 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #531 β€œThink on it!” πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

16/8/2025, 9:31:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good for Subway, they're finally able to get out from underneath Jarrod's shadow after all these years.

16/8/2025, 6:12:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,518 3/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨ 104 β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬› 8 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #796 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #530 β€œLabor intensive” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅ πŸ’‘πŸŸ‘πŸ”΅

16/8/2025, 5:25:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

We need this all over America, but how do you suggest we get homeowners to agree this is good for them?

15/8/2025, 11:41:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

If they're already produced, maybe Matt and Trey will just release it on YouTube.

15/8/2025, 6:34:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,517 5/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© 36 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 4 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 3 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 2 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #795 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #529 β€œHonest-to-goodness” πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸŸ‘ πŸ”΅πŸ”΅πŸ”΅

15/8/2025, 4:13:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

As someone who lived there 4 years: take it.

15/8/2025, 3:56:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

How long do you think his cabinet will try to Weekend at Bernie's us?

15/8/2025, 3:53:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This just in: Roblox has banned all of Chris Hansen's accounts

14/8/2025, 11:14:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Attitudes like this are exactly how institutions like NOAA get defunded.

14/8/2025, 9:51:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes it's the ones you most suspect.

14/8/2025, 8:56:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mkregular.bsky.social (@mkregular.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally. A story about a huge shortage of farm workers everyone warned would happen if the government did the thing it said it was gonna do that's not about the US!

14/8/2025, 8:55:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view