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If a grocery store played "Burning Down The House," I might need to call a friend, once the song was over.
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If a grocery store played "Burning Down The House," I might need to call a friend, once the song was over.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, absolutely!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I couldn't move for a few minutes. Thankfully, an equally white haired woman turned into my aisle, and I could ask her, "Can you believe we're hearing this?
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
A couple of years ago, I was in my local grocery store in Albuquerque and Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit came on. Having spent a few years in the Bay Area back in the day, I stopped in my tracks.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought we were illegally deporting US citizens there? The administration switches up countries so many times, I get upset about so many dictatorships.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
DJT has created his lamest distraction ever. Rudy has a cracked rib and some cuts and bruises. Yawn.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Norwegian Wood and In My Life. Both Lennon songs, RIP.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Hoping for the best for you!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent choice.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
The Atlantic wants me to subscribe for $120 a year to read Alexandra Petri? In this economy? How will subscribing help smash this administration?
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Well as long as the cat is OK, I'll give it a watch.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear Mr. Guiducci, You thought the cancellation of subscriptions at WaPo when Alexandra Petri left was bad? Put Melania Trump on your cover and see how many subscribers you lose.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, since I trust you, OK.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Be careful, Bunny!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Sia, the dog who had no rear leg function due to overbreeding Sia?
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I know you have so many followers, but I need to know the name of that resort. Hints, DM? I live in New Mexico and need to just get away for a while.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Truly, my first thought was "How are they going to handle the wedding?"
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that explains why she prescribed it. Hope you have success.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I passed a man in the parking lot wearing a t-shirt that proclaimed "Trump was not a mistake snowflake" and we clocked each other. I feel very proud that I didn't go feral on him.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope your PCP prescribed Trazadone. I had horrible nightmares after my husband died and my PCP prescribed it to me. Three years have past, and I faithfully take it. Whatever they prescribed, I hope it helps you.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
ICK ICK ICK BLOCKED
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
You are an intelligent person, why do you care?
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
They have fundraising to do.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
DJT: AAARRGGHH JDV: I'm sorry sir. What? DJT: AUUGERBAB JDV: Do you want me to get you a Diet Coke? DJT: *gasp* make up UROROUH Hair! JDV: I should call the First Lady? OK OK. She's not picking up, what should I do? DJT: Quarter *gasp*pounder EOUWNER. Secret Service SECRETSERVICE: OMG Dead!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
It's all for the best. Keep your memories as they are.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social)
To the person who recommended "Everything's Going to be Okay," thank you so much. It gives all the feels, and I am delighted to be watching it. Everyone who can should rush to Disney/Hulu and watch it. TW first episode has death due to pancreatic cancer, but no death scene.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
It's FASHION.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I would give anything to play in the water with a baby hippopotamus who will grow up to be one of the most dangerous mammals on Earth. Those squishy little bodies!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
So, people consider Cracker Barrel a sacred site? All I know is my only experience dining there on a *really* long road trip on the promise I could get grits. Dear Readers, they were instant and unsalted.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Dropped by the great USA, killing 70,000 people immediately and by the end of that year death totals rose 90,000 to 140,000 to include deaths by injury and radiation. Nearly half the city's population. Seventy per cent of the city's buildings were demolished.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I once knew a woman who's first job out of college was that very position at Benjamin Moore. I was insanely jealous even though we had both graduated twenty years before. My first job had been an underwriter at an insurance company specializing in auto dealers.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
It's quite overwhelming, the first time.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the face of a kitten that finally got to poop as much they needed. I think we can all relate.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
It feels like a month.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
This was me and my husband after every gathering. When we had a party at our house (living room,giant kitchen, and basement) we always had friends over the next morning for brunch so we could get all the gossip.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, I forgot I bought some Cherry Garcia yesterday!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
She is Queen Rainbow, cat of legends. The one all cats bow down for her gentle face bathing. Having received her acknowledgment, they are blessed on their journey.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
We're all still wondering why she would do it. She's not known for strategizing. Perhaps she is trying to reduce the presence of ICE, who are already here and terrifying everyone. One can only hope.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
It happens.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social)
Just tried watching Too Much. Much like Girls, it was too much.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I adore children at an aquarium, learning about creatures who exist in their burgeoning knowledge of the world they live in. But I agree there should be an hour or so that their once shrieking realisation be provided to those who retained the fascination be allowed to continue in silence.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
You are not wrong, it's new and you are not crazy.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
*I attended in the early 70's* The scorn was real, the walleye was delicious.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
So long. I miss all the weddings I attended in the early I attended at the Sons of Norway, pregnant and unmarried. My boy is hugely successful, while their children are working at the tractor store. Good times.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
We're going to have to power wash the White House inside and out. Have the Highest Medicine men and women sage the entire building as well as those worked through this entire Presidency,as well as every office in Congress. The evil is seeping into every corner. Just my opinion.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Darth, I spit out my wine and hurt mah throat.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Mmmmm, walleye.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
That is one fine lookin' sandwich.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
This is how I wake up. Go pee, scroll bluesky to see if there's anything horrifying I need to know, two cats sitting patiently at my feet. T-shirt and shorts are added at some point.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Exit through the gift shop.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I promise you, the other three men is this room are appalled. WTEF
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
That birb has been through some shit.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Another day,yet another piece of tacky "gold" addition to the Oval office.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Xfinity, since they are my internet provider and I am too lazy to change my email address. It's crazy cheap. My brothers both went with Mint mobile and really like it.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
He cares about the environment, baby cat.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw him in the late 90's in Portland, OR. I was on a solo mission, danced my ass off, and lost my red high heels. It was a great concert. To this day, that man can get me dancing.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, noes! You will cry your self to sleep!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps it could have been a result of the automobile accident my family was involved in when I was four years old. I was projected through the windshield for sixty feet and I refused to walk for a year. I knew about the accident, but I didn't know the details. God dammit, Mom.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I have been terrified of heights all my life. At 71 years old, I still have a terrible time trying to ride an escalator. My family made fun of me all through adolescence. It wasn't until I was in my twenties, after teasing me again, my mother suggested the reason.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I am so disappointed with this clusterfuck of a "finale." And what was the point of Victor Garber being a horndog and dealing with a backed up toilet?
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch the show, it's lovely.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Remembering Senator John Pinto on this day, I am proud to say I was his friend.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn't expecting the end of that conversation.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Correction: She is dragging him into a black hole.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you watching "Dead Like Me?" I had the same reaction. Good show.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
They agreed to show up.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
He is unfailingly polite to everyone whether he agrees with them or not. He has the moral fortitude to call bull shit when it must be done. He runs an animal rescue farm. What else do you want from a president?
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Hear me out. The man has a much broader understanding of constitutional law than 90% of congress. He has been an outside observer of government for 26 years and has never failed to call out evil doers. He wears an impeccably tailored suit when the occasion calls for it.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
WALL- E All the John Wick movies Blood Simple Raising Arizona Fargo District Nine Lifelong Companion The English Patient Harold and Maude Office Space
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Why waste good food on a pendejo?
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
What kind of idiot would use Jay-Z's music without permission? I'm 71 years old and even I know not to fuck with him.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
He only had to win one.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Classy!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
*sigh* He was so handsome!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
The bad news is the decor will be the easier thing to rectify after he leaves.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
An adorable babby with very big ears and feets.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I love archaeology and architecture, let's get those peeps over here!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
It changed me. Jon Stewart is a god.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry he died,but he was asking for it. Prayers for the buffalo.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude is near 60. He's doing it for the money, he won't last long enough for a retirement package.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn't it Mussolini who made the trains run on time IN ITALY?
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
they may never have it. Let's concentrate on the consequences of the Ugly Bill rather than football.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
The high today,and for the next few days, here was 104 degrees in Albuquerque. Now is not the time to claim "There's a chill in the air." August 1 was the first day of school for grades 1 through 12 here. Kinders start next Monday. Few, if any, have proper air conditioning. Thanks to Trump's bill,
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
How did the press know to bring ladders? Do they hold them in abeyance just in case? God, I wish I could just ignore this idiot.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Who hates joy?
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
My thought exactly. He wants a balcony like King Charles and the Pope have.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting, my first divorce is defined by Born to Run.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
That person is a Libra impersonator! Libra's love the fuck that show! Signed, A Libra
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooh.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
It deserves a Bill Hader synopsis, the episode has EVERYTHING. I am now living for next Sunday.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
No statement on the condition of the moose involved is concerning.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
No kidding.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
FANTASTIC!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Very cool!
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet another detail, what white men fail to realize, is when you're wearing tight pants all of us are going to look. Every single one of us.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
After an hour at the Xfinity store, it was determined my eSIM was defective and they installed a new one in addition to the bad one. Things work, at last, but it's mighty strange.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
I am your constituent and am pleased by your comment. Now, what are you going to do about it?
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans passed a horrible bill and this is what it did to my constituents. No here's what we're going to do about it, nada.
CronesWhoAreOverIt (@moarchampers.bsky.social) reply parent
Dershowitz has a personal grammarian? Who else has one? Is this a rich people thing nobody every told us about in the history of fucking time?