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TheMonkeyPlantation

@monkeyplantation.bsky.social

created July 23, 2025

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Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Bro, cameras have been able to capture this level of detail for well over 50 years. There is zero new about this. It’s not something created recently 🤣

2/9/2025, 9:01:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Fact is. You lied. New cameras aren’t needed to see this. Get over yourself with your fake outrage

2/9/2025, 8:53:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, someone can’t handle a reality check that you can see this without a camera 🤯get off your phone and go take a walk and check out nature.

2/9/2025, 8:38:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

My mother in law then. But is there a variation to this where they also get very angry when corrected?

2/9/2025, 8:11:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Bro, go for a walk to a local pond and get on your knees, take a good look and you can see this with your eyes…

2/9/2025, 6:53:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Ironic considering his passion for stroking small victims

2/9/2025, 6:17:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone checked his tea?

2/9/2025, 6:11:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a very good point

1/9/2025, 6:38:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn’t claim for a smashed screen though, he claimed because the scoundrel who was watching him slap one out took the opportunity to nick his laptop once it had been left alone?

1/9/2025, 6:34:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Such pussies. Life is way way too short

1/9/2025, 1:52:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

The irony being he styles his facial hair like an aged old feminists muff

1/9/2025, 11:45:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

And that kids, is an example of a Little man barking at the moon…

1/9/2025, 11:33:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Awful, but a correction is needed, she wasn’t a queen when this happened

1/9/2025, 9:45:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Why why?

30/8/2025, 9:32:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

What sort of polish? Cunt polish?

30/8/2025, 9:10:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear he’s enjoying life scrumping on his knees in the gents toilets too much

30/8/2025, 9:01:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Worst ever superman too. Boring as fuck actor

30/8/2025, 7:35:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry but I do the same. The only difference is I only use it on my cock and balls

30/8/2025, 7:22:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

At least you weren’t scrumping on your knees in the sand again with that fella

30/8/2025, 1:27:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Just burn it in your garden

30/8/2025, 1:26:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

That was her mums bracket once.

30/8/2025, 1:10:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a bigger threat to the health of Americans than Covid was

30/8/2025, 1:08:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Experimenting I suspect, on his own before trying it out with you. Your loss

30/8/2025, 11:17:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. I still work with you. Tool

29/8/2025, 5:52:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Lazy journalism

29/8/2025, 1:33:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

You should hear their reaction when she has to nip into Coop

29/8/2025, 5:29:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

I shall be using that phrase repeatedly. Magic man in the sky. Nice work👌

28/8/2025, 4:56:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

They are just dead behind the eyes.

28/8/2025, 8:05:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally someone talking sense in the US

27/8/2025, 7:36:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, I remember that one you sent.

27/8/2025, 7:01:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Texarse

27/8/2025, 6:31:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Come on bro, the civilised world is counting on you

27/8/2025, 6:24:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

How many days does it typically take from submission, to passing vetting to then be published? Asking for a friend 😉

27/8/2025, 6:17:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

It will take 1,000 years for Americans to finally change the law to stop this. Much like Gorbachev said it would take 1,000 years for Russia to become a real democracy

27/8/2025, 6:13:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

That critter has eyes

26/8/2025, 7:35:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ve never tried it then?

26/8/2025, 5:04:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that like when you fly and get all the radiation you can cope with for a year in one hit?

26/8/2025, 5:04:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Tiny dick?

26/8/2025, 2:58:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Weak

26/8/2025, 11:52:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Covid 2.0 production line?

24/8/2025, 2:06:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

He won’t look like that anymore that’s for sure

24/8/2025, 2:06:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Well done America. You may not have all voted for this but you all stand like drones watching the collapse of your country.

24/8/2025, 2:05:25 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Those are the real drones, stood right there, weak and gullible, like the peasants of Russian under the Tsars 120 years ago!

24/8/2025, 10:45:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Little does he know!

23/8/2025, 7:43:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

A lion bar 🥴 crikey mate you like to punish yourself

23/8/2025, 9:13:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Cosplay?

22/8/2025, 8:02:02 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

That old chestnut, we know you are from Florida

22/8/2025, 7:56:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s aged well since being a UN weapons inspector

22/8/2025, 7:52:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

We call those gunts in the UK

22/8/2025, 7:51:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

That Putin uses a smaller strap-on

22/8/2025, 7:40:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Your mum

22/8/2025, 7:39:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

You protest too much, what are you hiding?

22/8/2025, 7:38:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

My ex had a greedy beaver

21/8/2025, 12:38:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Sunbathing whilst fully cocked then…

21/8/2025, 12:36:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

To his own personal vault?

19/8/2025, 7:45:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve seen it first hand, quoting GB news, telling me how everyone watches it, that it’s the only news they trust, even caught them getting my 11 year old to watch it. They gave become angry, jealous racists who only see fault in others, not themselves… and now rarely see their grandchildren

19/8/2025, 7:44:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

He may have made up the outcome but GB radicalising already angry and intolerant boomers is very much a real thing.

19/8/2025, 7:14:03 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. The in laws completely radicalised by GB news and if you challenge them they become angry. So they now only see their grandchildren a couple of times a year.

19/8/2025, 7:11:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

I do that with my left nut

18/8/2025, 8:19:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh it’s the conspiracy theory idiot, back again. Try harder

18/8/2025, 2:00:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Calm down Ken and go find your favourite Joe rogan podcast and sit back and enjoy that whilst we sort out the planet. It’s your boomer generation that has destroyed it, whilst you sit there and lap up Elvis conspiracy theories…

18/8/2025, 10:57:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Come on Joe Rogan, sit this one out

18/8/2025, 8:20:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve been domesticating wild animals for 40,000 year, or are you Christian too as well as a boring old cunt?

17/8/2025, 9:39:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Go to bed Elvis, you are becoming as boring as your conspiracy

17/8/2025, 9:37:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you know? You don’t. They are urban foxes. The live off the trash, so at least this way it’s freshly cooked not rotting and rancid.

17/8/2025, 9:00:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

No, we save those for special occasions

17/8/2025, 8:14:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Bro, you think Elvis is alive, sit this one out

17/8/2025, 8:13:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

All part of life. We get fox shit, pigeon shit, red kite shit and the little idiots soon learn

17/8/2025, 3:48:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ll only eat it once

17/8/2025, 3:26:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

I consider myself a type of conservationist and I applaud this

17/8/2025, 3:25:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Bunch of tossers

17/8/2025, 9:14:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

How my wife thinks and she has no idea I have my own account on the youngests PS5 and I’m 51 🤣

16/8/2025, 8:01:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Back in the early days of email in my first job I received an email from a Cunty Recreation Manager. I’d spoken to him a few times and he was indeed an old cunt. I took delight in suggesting he checked his signature to which he replied that someone in the office had changed it a month before 🤣

16/8/2025, 12:22:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TACO

16/8/2025, 9:38:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The arse of the deal

16/8/2025, 5:46:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Taco

15/8/2025, 11:27:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

No way that’s Putin, that’s some stumpy overweight hillbilly with a facelift

15/8/2025, 10:03:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

A bit generous. I think he’d be hunting around in there for putins rancid mushroom

15/8/2025, 9:41:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

That ain’t Putin, that’s some fat stumpy Russian with a dodgy face lift

15/8/2025, 9:39:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

15/8/2025, 8:26:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

I do that with 12 packs of condoms

15/8/2025, 5:03:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

America is lost.

15/8/2025, 4:18:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly a bot, look at those bogies

14/8/2025, 3:07:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

A bob, of the plumb variety

14/8/2025, 3:06:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a fucking joke. When I was a kid in the 80s Thames Water looked at this very location and decided it was too expensive when they should have been forced to do it and pay for it!!! Idiots

14/8/2025, 3:02:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Or just straight out ‘President Cunty McCunt Face’

13/8/2025, 10:31:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like old man’s gizz

12/8/2025, 7:46:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

How long before we have an ICE v military showdown?

12/8/2025, 7:35:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn’t Goring tour parts of the UK before WW2 to work out which bits he didn’t want bombed to oblivion?

12/8/2025, 1:15:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Thought that was an STD for a minute

9/8/2025, 11:00:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

‘Woke’ 🤣 so retarted you fascists still use that phrase. Grow a pair and get of your knees trump gimp.

8/8/2025, 3:09:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Starting to look like a Russian palace…

7/8/2025, 10:46:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Go back to the swamp nazi boy. You’re trumps gimp now

6/8/2025, 8:50:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

No shit. Do Americans really need this explaining???!!!

6/8/2025, 8:44:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Edward Small…Balls

6/8/2025, 7:37:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Sit this one out freak.

6/8/2025, 7:26:39 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

My testicals do the same

4/8/2025, 4:25:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

I have fond memories of my dad towing me on mine behind the farm Land Rover in the 70s at 40 mph with no helmet aged 6!

4/8/2025, 9:35:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends if you pronounce it with the queens English or the common American copy of English.

3/8/2025, 7:38:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent

Who cares.

3/8/2025, 6:40:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view