TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro, cameras have been able to capture this level of detail for well over 50 years. There is zero new about this. It’s not something created recently 🤣
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro, cameras have been able to capture this level of detail for well over 50 years. There is zero new about this. It’s not something created recently 🤣
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Fact is. You lied. New cameras aren’t needed to see this. Get over yourself with your fake outrage
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, someone can’t handle a reality check that you can see this without a camera 🤯get off your phone and go take a walk and check out nature.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
My mother in law then. But is there a variation to this where they also get very angry when corrected?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro, go for a walk to a local pond and get on your knees, take a good look and you can see this with your eyes…
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Ironic considering his passion for stroking small victims
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone checked his tea?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a very good point
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
He didn’t claim for a smashed screen though, he claimed because the scoundrel who was watching him slap one out took the opportunity to nick his laptop once it had been left alone?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Such pussies. Life is way way too short
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
The irony being he styles his facial hair like an aged old feminists muff
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
And that kids, is an example of a Little man barking at the moon…
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Awful, but a correction is needed, she wasn’t a queen when this happened
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Why why?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
What sort of polish? Cunt polish?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear he’s enjoying life scrumping on his knees in the gents toilets too much
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Worst ever superman too. Boring as fuck actor
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry but I do the same. The only difference is I only use it on my cock and balls
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
At least you weren’t scrumping on your knees in the sand again with that fella
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Just burn it in your garden
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
That was her mums bracket once.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a bigger threat to the health of Americans than Covid was
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Experimenting I suspect, on his own before trying it out with you. Your loss
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. I still work with you. Tool
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Lazy journalism
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
You should hear their reaction when she has to nip into Coop
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
I shall be using that phrase repeatedly. Magic man in the sky. Nice work👌
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
They are just dead behind the eyes.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally someone talking sense in the US
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, I remember that one you sent.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Texarse
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on bro, the civilised world is counting on you
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
How many days does it typically take from submission, to passing vetting to then be published? Asking for a friend 😉
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
It will take 1,000 years for Americans to finally change the law to stop this. Much like Gorbachev said it would take 1,000 years for Russia to become a real democracy
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
That critter has eyes
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
You’ve never tried it then?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that like when you fly and get all the radiation you can cope with for a year in one hit?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Tiny dick?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Weak
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Covid 2.0 production line?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
He won’t look like that anymore that’s for sure
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Well done America. You may not have all voted for this but you all stand like drones watching the collapse of your country.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Those are the real drones, stood right there, weak and gullible, like the peasants of Russian under the Tsars 120 years ago!
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Little does he know!
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
A lion bar 🥴 crikey mate you like to punish yourself
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Cosplay?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
That old chestnut, we know you are from Florida
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s aged well since being a UN weapons inspector
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
We call those gunts in the UK
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
That Putin uses a smaller strap-on
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Your mum
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
You protest too much, what are you hiding?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
My ex had a greedy beaver
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Sunbathing whilst fully cocked then…
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
To his own personal vault?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve seen it first hand, quoting GB news, telling me how everyone watches it, that it’s the only news they trust, even caught them getting my 11 year old to watch it. They gave become angry, jealous racists who only see fault in others, not themselves… and now rarely see their grandchildren
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
He may have made up the outcome but GB radicalising already angry and intolerant boomers is very much a real thing.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. The in laws completely radicalised by GB news and if you challenge them they become angry. So they now only see their grandchildren a couple of times a year.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
I do that with my left nut
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh it’s the conspiracy theory idiot, back again. Try harder
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Calm down Ken and go find your favourite Joe rogan podcast and sit back and enjoy that whilst we sort out the planet. It’s your boomer generation that has destroyed it, whilst you sit there and lap up Elvis conspiracy theories…
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on Joe Rogan, sit this one out
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
We’ve been domesticating wild animals for 40,000 year, or are you Christian too as well as a boring old cunt?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Go to bed Elvis, you are becoming as boring as your conspiracy
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you know? You don’t. They are urban foxes. The live off the trash, so at least this way it’s freshly cooked not rotting and rancid.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
No, we save those for special occasions
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro, you think Elvis is alive, sit this one out
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
All part of life. We get fox shit, pigeon shit, red kite shit and the little idiots soon learn
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ll only eat it once
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
I consider myself a type of conservationist and I applaud this
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Bunch of tossers
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
How my wife thinks and she has no idea I have my own account on the youngests PS5 and I’m 51 🤣
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Back in the early days of email in my first job I received an email from a Cunty Recreation Manager. I’d spoken to him a few times and he was indeed an old cunt. I took delight in suggesting he checked his signature to which he replied that someone in the office had changed it a month before 🤣
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
TACO
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
The arse of the deal
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Taco
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
No way that’s Putin, that’s some stumpy overweight hillbilly with a facelift
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
A bit generous. I think he’d be hunting around in there for putins rancid mushroom
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
That ain’t Putin, that’s some fat stumpy Russian with a dodgy face lift
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
I do that with 12 packs of condoms
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
America is lost.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Clearly a bot, look at those bogies
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
A bob, of the plumb variety
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a fucking joke. When I was a kid in the 80s Thames Water looked at this very location and decided it was too expensive when they should have been forced to do it and pay for it!!! Idiots
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Or just straight out ‘President Cunty McCunt Face’
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like old man’s gizz
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
How long before we have an ICE v military showdown?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn’t Goring tour parts of the UK before WW2 to work out which bits he didn’t want bombed to oblivion?
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Thought that was an STD for a minute
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
‘Woke’ 🤣 so retarted you fascists still use that phrase. Grow a pair and get of your knees trump gimp.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Starting to look like a Russian palace…
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Go back to the swamp nazi boy. You’re trumps gimp now
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
No shit. Do Americans really need this explaining???!!!
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Edward Small…Balls
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Sit this one out freak.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
My testicals do the same
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
I have fond memories of my dad towing me on mine behind the farm Land Rover in the 70s at 40 mph with no helmet aged 6!
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends if you pronounce it with the queens English or the common American copy of English.
TheMonkeyPlantation (@monkeyplantation.bsky.social) reply parent
Who cares.