"No one has ever combined a caprese salad with a google maps search of all the metro detroit area dennys locations. It can't be done." Every day is another W
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"No one has ever combined a caprese salad with a google maps search of all the metro detroit area dennys locations. It can't be done." Every day is another W
In real life I'm fatter.
Why is it that the grainier or shittier a meme picture looks, the funnier it is? Why is it that highlights of people filming their tv get more traction than 1080p clips pulled straight from an HD stream? The answer is woke.
If I was Kamala…I’d be posting videos of me doing lively shit to show just how much good health I’m in just to be petty. I’d be jogging Doing squats Show me going for a swim Having the baddest dress and shit just to troll that mfer and everyone who voted for him. Why…because I’m petty
I've lived in only four cities over the past 20 years, and federal troops are about to be occupying three of them 🙃 I guess Nashville is up next?
"What are your financial goals?" To be able to regularly contribute like $10 to mutual aid when someone is about to be homeless. "No, like where would you like to retire?"
some day an opp is going to go through all my bsky posts and end up at the beginning - the brief period of time where all i did was talk about how much i enjoyed my meat clerk job. how fun that will be for them
I was going to post my second article, but please devote any attention you would have paid to that to my last repost of something throwing a chao at bowling pins
Our favorite game on the Wii! - - - - 📸 www.tumblr.com/chao-studios... #chao #chaogarden #wiisports
New video is up! Grand Theft Auto V - Watch Your Back! [Video #18] youtu.be/nL5UrNgWfKI?... via @YouTube #YouTube #Gaming #GTA #GTAV #Playthrough #PS5 #LoveThisHobby
I don't want to give the lady making fun of Alabama and acting superior about it any more engagement than she deserves. But if you think your state that votes 53% D is full of compassionate brain geniuses and another state that votes 47% D is full of evil morons, you are extremely incorrect.
which month is it
You're supposed to write afterlife headcanons about former colleagues on their social media feeds, right? This wasn't weird, was it? Oh no.
When (well, let's say if) you get to heaven, you'll look up to see just quite how much god made you in his image. You'll see Tony Wroten's face smiling back down. You smile back.
we're more than static and dial tone we're emblematic of the unknown so raise the banner, bend back your bows remove the cancer, take back your souls we are the image of the invisible
Oh. Oh no. Okay, thank you for letting me know and for providing context. It's truly appreciated!
In here I called Sophie Cunningham stupid. I would like her to apologize to me for making me do that. fansided.com/ranking-4-wn... There's another piece too somewhere but it might have gotten lost in the internet. Have you ever looked at a map of the internet? It's huge!
I truly do not want to make you angry, and I do feel like a prick for barging into your space, so I will leave everything here. But I just do believe in you, Kim. I'm not sure what exactly would shake that at this point. Unstoppable force vs. an immovable object type shit. Nothing can be done lol
And I'm saying this (hopefully with enough human substance) in hopes you believe me when I say I am familiar with where you are. And maybe then you might believe me when I say what feels impossible can be done. It's just a process, not a binary transformation from self-loathing to something better.
It is, without a doubt, not just the hardest thing in the world, but the scariest, and, sometimes, the loneliest. I've done the math on my life, I've had 5.5 "happy" years in the 26 I've been self-aware. Half were manic, so I'm not sure they count. The number only started going up again recently.
jfc i dont like how real that feels
So, yeah. I'm sorry if this was shit to read, but I only am writing because 1) I've sent random anonymous messages or mentions of admiration, but, like, at least here you can block me lol and 2) I FUCKING BELIEVE IN YOU. Unequivocally. If you do make this your next thing, it will be your next W
and like a lot of super negative shit can come through when your mind quiets down. But believe me, if you let it find you, there will be real examples of deserved love and earned affirmation. All times people have told you you're talented, or chill, or inspiring, they live in you. And they too speak
And that only happened because I let myself believe someone when they said they loved me, or thought I was cute, or said I was good at something. A shift after decades of desperately clawing and grabbing at anything resembling joy or esteem and nearly suffocating it trying feel *anything* positive.
I know how fucking hard that is to do. Everyone has their own way in. It felt fucking impossible to me until something unlocked when I was fucking 37. But the idea it was impossible held me back as much as anything. I got up to 299.6 pounds while trying to lose weight. I'm down 28. it's... easy?
If I can be a super fucking asshole and speak out of turn (but only because this is something I'm desperately working on myself)... It'll probably be harder than something statisticable but a really beautiful goal would be super trying to love yourself at this weight and as the person you are now.
I wrote two weird things today. I think I will link them when they are published.
Yeah, Sean doesn't deserve this. Still enjoy the time Sporting News aggregated me predicting something or other about Nick Nurse in the same piece I posited Billy Donovan is a robot powered by AI. Good times on the internet. Happy fun memories made with friends.
cold spell #art #oc #originalcharacter #comic #comics
committing this to memory and everything but wtf did sodastream do? i dont mean that in disbelief that they would do something terrible but moreso, what specific terrible thing buttons do they have access to?
thanks
Actually this is better, leave the dog on
yer
Bill Belichick, college coach
I think we put it in different terms, but yeah. I've had what sounds like pretty much the same experience in the past. She's the fourth "character" in my banner. This is cool as shit! Thank you for sharing!
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some real sign cant stop me cant read shit
why is this man yelling? its a beautiful day out
i dont know what a minor key is but i know i dont like it
I think its time to start on my 20 year backlog of stuff I told myself to listen to.
man there is so much good music in the world
atlanta just kind of said no more, huh?
Few teams have improved in terms of watchability within the same season as much as this year's Connecticut Sun, particularly after the arrival of Leila Lacan.
Developing anti-spyware software for a private defense firm. One time I caught my boss cheating on his wife with an Xbox. I was eight years old. Payment was experience.
LoveSac salesman. I don’t remember how much I got paid, but I do distinctly remember my friend getting fired for stealing the weed that our boss brought to work
its fine. kids dont have bones until theyre 16
Good thing this ghost pink and has a bow, otherwise I wouldn't know she was a cunt
Remember in 2017 when I held a baby minecraft cow in front of a green screen and said "moo" in falsetto for over an hour?
It sounds like you're doubting AI? Dude, AI is like the smartest human alive times a million. If it says Russell Wilson is on the wrong team either 1) shut up or 2) the teams are wrong about who they think they have on their rosters.
count chocula #art #oc #originalcharacter #robot #cyborg
New poem out today. It's called "POEM SHOUTED OVER THE SOUND OF A 1968 MUSTANG ENGINE." Thanks @burialmagazine.bsky.social for giving it a home. burialmagazine.neocities.org/poemshoutedo...
Puberty is weird. Especially when you're 38,
erotic kiting
you might be surprised to hear this, but im extremely happy to die as long as the democratic party can attract a few dozen transphobic centrists. the sanctity of human life is one thing, but come on. we have to be realistic
I miss the old school trump technologies from the 90s. Remember when he was two three-foot men on top of each other? Remember that time we were all supposed to pretend he'd been a dog the whole time? It seemed so harmless then.
half life 2 was going to be real irl but then it didnt happen because the moon is a gun
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZDj...
It's actually impossible to eat without making a disgraceful mess. People who claim to actually live off IVs and make aspirational tik toks about it.
tfw you forget to shave but you have tits now. The couple weeks I was certain I was a binary trans woman seem a little silly in retrospect Anyway, wearing my "Shirt for fat people" t to the family labor day gathering Gonna put a cheeseburger in a salad to be healthy
I had a small amount of salad left, and I tried to eat it with my fingers, and immediately regretted it. I'm in a mood.
They'll kill me for saying this but think about it. Bezos. BeezOS. The only way to stop Amazon is to gain access to all the bees and install a new operating system. We won't overcome them, we'll overwrite them. We wear the colors of our enemy so the last thing that flag ever sees is blood.
I don't know who this colin guy is but he seems like a fucking moron.
no idea what tf is going on in this picture. I just agree with the general sentiment in regards to game design
So finding out the Michigan QB is a true freshman, from Belleville, and the #1 recruit in the entire class... it's hard for my fairweather ass not to be kind of excited. So I'm warning that I intend to be excited about Michigan for a while. On the other hand, you can mock me for being a fake fan.
Michigan really out there with that football today. The Lobos, on the other hand, are a type of wolf.
Black queer celebrity has a psychotic episode and rather than anyone help him people just pulled out their phones and filmed it for content. For days media speculated if it was drugs or some weird promotional stunt. Sick society.
Just a random cool ass thing. The two most talented/hard working musicians I know both sent me demos of shit they're working on in the last couple weeks. What the fuck lol I'm fucking honored tbh. And Im glad I was able to respond earnestly to their stuff before I had this realization because lol
Wanna broadly link the song. One of the ones I put on repeat just to hear the build up again.
You mind if I link you my favorite song titled "Shiver"? It's chill as shit and then the ending guitar solo goes off. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJW3...
Boy look like Ralph Wiggum
I would like to make the point that this is decidedly less weird than what the last OSU coach did.
Just turned the game on. Good news!
More like starch manning because he's going to be working in a dry cleaner. I'm not watching the game. Hopefully he's playing bad so my joke at his expense doesn't look weird.
If I was in FNAF I would invent doors that didn't require power to stay closed. It's a video game, so you can make things up like that.
One time I tried to trip him while he was running, but he did a full front flip and just kept going. I was pretty embarrassed just having one of my legs extended in the middle of the sidewalk like that afterwards, but credit where it's due I suppose
Damn I hadn't thought of that. Thanks for answering my questions. This method felt less intrusive than a series of Discord DMs, and I've been meaning to talk to you about this stuff for a while. Stay frosty 😎
Just watched one of my friends finish a 24 hour stream. I want to do that one day. Quite badly, actually. Unfortunately, I'm not sure I have the focus. Best I've ever done is a stream where I held up a plush baby minecraft cow in front of a green screen while saying "moo" in falsetto for an hour.
I'm not saying definitiely do this shit, but I'm just saying there are avenues and endpoints were you to decide you WANTED to go this way. So like, idk. Maybe back to the erotic ideas then.
100% understand that. Just two things: 1) One random stream convinced me to stop trying to correct or change my voice and just say "fuck it." Turns out when I don't care, my voice sounds better. 2) If not that, you could have so, so much fun with effects, both digital and analog, for your audio.
Best I can imagine is an erotic vtuber. Another OC's turn? Boom, hit the button on the Stream Deck, and someone else is there in OC model form. I guess it doesn't have to be erotic after all. Weird I said that.
Dear fireworks, shut up >:(, Mat
Yeah, man. I have a list of just chill buds that typically don't talk about stressful shit pinned up there that I default to on days when I'm feeling especially shaky. That could work for you potentially!
Are lions birds if they are griffons?
So I finally did a caprese salad right tonight. I got a bunch of my backyard tomates, backyard basil, the good fresh mozz, olive oil i researched before i bought, and a random good bottle of balsamic my sister gave me before she moved. this is the best. i am happy. i hope you are happy too.
Detroit Sunset #Photography
It's been a rough week. Send me your social security number.
I watch my ESPN NBA games with the Dunker Spot crew of @nekiasnba.bsky.social and @stevejones20.bsky.social, so I won’t be affected by the crew change. I believe you all should do the same! Give them a shot! www.playback.tv/thedunkerspot
@tiger38.bsky.social is just the fucking greatest. About a week of feeling like shit that she just fucking made vanish because she is magic. I'm so lucky for all the people I have in my life, including quite a few people who read this, but she is a treasure.
You know what sounds like a great idea? Financially ruining the AI industry.
When someone started tampering with Tylenol bottles in 1982 the company recalled $100 million worth of bottles immediately even though they clearly weren't at fault
Mental health.
Apparently there is a guy named Ron Miller who has been painting the iconically styled Detroit brick storefront signs since 1978 and I need people to understand that this one man is worth more to us culturally than 10,000,000,000 pieces of AI slop and more to the community than every ICE agent ever.
on the one hand, no they cannot. on the other, we asked some dumb assholes for answers other than ‘no they cannot’
The furry community is a very welcoming place.
I went back with some friends. We all ordered cobb salads. When we got to the window, we planned to start pointing and laughing at them first, but apparently since I was there earlier Wendy's had called some friends too. A lot more. I drove away without our food. All my friends are mad at me now.
They started pointing and laughing and chanting "Cobb Salad Idiot" at me out the drive thru window. I think I was on ig live.
I'm different than I used to be. I just looked at the Wendy's menu and thought to myself "a cobb salad sounds nice." I looked in the mirror and part of my hair was pink. When did this happen? Why the fuck do I have a tattoo?
Best of luck, man! From what you described, this is absolutely needed. And shout out Bo Churney. I still have a tiny Simba plush on my desk in his honor.
So I'm starting a blog series on sports & injuries/health from the perspective of a physician since I haven't seen anything else out there addressing this stuff properly. The first introductory post is up insanitysports.substack.com/p/on-the-men...